So this is from a second campign of mine. in it we are on the run from a lych king trying to go on this quest to gain the powers to defeat him. i missed one session and so next session i find out we have a ring of limited wishes. they decide since i didnt get a wish last time they’ll hand over the last wish to me.
Me: Ok so i doubt this’ll work but.. i wish that Lych asshole never existed. but thats dumb so let me think of a real wis-
DM: *rolls for it*…what the fuck
DM: *rolls again and laughs* YOU GOT 20 TWENTIES IN A ROW!
Me: wait what!? W-wait can i change my wish!
DM: to late you already said i wish!
Time and space begin to break apart
Bard Girl: THIS IS WHY WE SHOULDN’T LET HIM MAKE WISHES
Druid: ok from now on no one let him make aby decisions
Me: ok fuck you guys i just saved the day
Monk: YOU BROKE THE UNIVERSE
Me: but i beat the lych
My team now hates me