a job well done me

been growing out my hair for 3+ years but this is it, i made an appointment at a nicer hair salon for this afternoon and i am going back to the Bisexual Bob

pray for me. and also my stylist

i was listening to bom and i just realized how much of a nerd kevin price actually is. i mean “san fran by the bay” “heavenly father will shake my hand and say you’ve done an awesome job kevin” “well that’s pretty neat” all lead me to realize kevin is actually a huge dork

Very Brief Production Halt

Hello, everyone!

For the past several months, I have been trying (oh have I been trying) to continue juggling commissions, trades, writing, directing, and composing music for Women of Xal. Occasionally, some gaming to take some of the accumulated stress away. But, after months of absolutely failing to meet my own standards of artistic quality, I’ve been, uh, highly encouraged to take some time off from both writing and composing for my own projects. The financial beating I’m taking with fees that are piling up did not help! So, that’s what I’m doing: Taking a break and heavily encouraging staff members to do the same for a spell. I’m not sure what’s happening with me creatively, but I do know a short break tends to help with the creative bankruptcy.

You can ask those that have been by my side forever years, I absolutely loathe setbacks and a lack of progression, so you can bet this will only last 7-14 days before I hop back to it. You may see some new art and small tidbits of information, but a full blown Progress Report seems likely in mid to late August.

Stay tuned, and thank you for your patience! <3

-John

Bite Me

Anon asked:  I heard your requests were still open :) Could you please write a Hotch x reader where the reader has a biting kink/fetish, and Hotch decides to tease her at work? xoxo you’re the best

Some smutty Aaron for you.  So read with caution for those of you with sensitive palettes.  Short summary: Hotch teases Y/N and she gets so sexually frustrated she pulls him into the single stall bathroom to get some relief.  this is so short im sorry, im really trying to get back into the groove of writing

Originally posted by criminal-minds-fanatic

Y/N sat at her desk, reviewing the file for the last case.  The endless amount of paperwork she needed to sift through was agonizing, but it was just an unfortunate part of the job.

It was a slow day at work, every member of the team buried in their work, files stacked on each desk.  These days were boring and time consuming, but very necessary.  

Sighing, Y/N got up from her seat and grabbed her coffee mug, heading to the break room for a much needed refill.  She made he way to the coffee maker and poured the hot liquid into her cup, next adding a bit of sugar and creamer into it as well.

“Tired?” Aaron said behind her, making her jump a bit.

“Just ready to be done with this damn paperwork.  There’s always so much to do,” she whined, blowing on the top of her mug to cool off her coffee.  Aaron smirked as he stepped closer to her so his face was a mere inch from her ear.

“I can think of a way to relieve your stress,” he whispered quietly before sucking her earlobe into his mouth, gently nipping at it. 

Y/N groaned in approval, her eyes fluttering shut.

“Too bad we’re at work,” he said, stepping away and filling up his own mug, leaving a hot and bothered Y/N in his wake.  “Have fun with the paperwork,” he finished with a smile and pecked her on the cheek.  She looked at him incredulously and frustrated.

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One Year HRT!
Part 1: The gross phase

I had to do some real digging to get these old picture of me, because I’ve done a really well job of deleting my past haha. The first picture is my senior year in high school, about 3 years ago. I had hints and ideas that I was trans, but I was constantly pushing them away for fear of rejection. I would dress up in girls clothing at home when no one was around, and could actually feel like myself. The second picture was my fourth semester at college a few months before I came out. This was for a speech in my public speaking class, so don’t mind the heroic pose lmao. At this point, I knew I was only a few months away from HRT, and that I could finally be myself soon. 

I started HRT on 3/31/2016. The third picture is what I posted on facebook when I came out to everyone. I got an overwhelming amount of support from friends, which really helped the hurt of many people also deciding to leave my life. 

While I started HRT, I didn’t transition until summer. The next two pictures are during the period of time where I was part time. I went to work as a male, and would come home everyday and change into myself. My makeup game was weak and my wig looked awful, but it really made me feel better about myself. 

In mid august, I had to come back to school to start my RA job. I really was not comfortable with myself yet, but didn’t want to have to bring a wig and deal with that any more. I decided that from now on, I’d use my natural hair, and do what I could. I actually thought I looked good in this picture, but looking back now, I have removed it from all social media too haha. This was about 6 months in, and I finally got my estrogen boosted from 1mg to 3 mg. I was looking forward to finally seeing some changes.

Part 2 will be the most recent 6 months! 

BTS | Soulmate!au/College!au How They Ask You On A Date/First Date

Anonymous said:

Could you do a BTS soulmate & college AU?? Thanks in advance! Your writing is 👌👌


Jin:
Major: Culinary

Seeing You For The First Time:
In the midsts of seeing you (his soulmate) for the first time he dropped a full tray of kabobs meant for a college fundraiser. Though his professor was furious at him, at the time a few hundred kabobs meant nothing compared to running and catching up to you and finding out who you were.

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Asking You Out:
Becoming friends was easy, asking you out was harder; a few months into your friendship (and you both trying to avoid the soulmate subject) he finally decided to ask you on a date.

“I would love to Jin…where should we go?” you said, smiling at the thought of being out on a date with the man you had fallen head over heels in love with.

“………Um, well…I don’t know actually…I didn’t think I’d actually get this far,” he replied.

“Very smooth Jin…veeeeeeeery smooth.”

Originally posted by bangtaninspired

The First Date:
Since for a little over two weeks neither of you could agree on where the best place to go to dinner was, you finally put your foot down and made a decision that would suit both of you.

“Movie date night…you’re cooking, I choose the movie,” you stated.

“Oh…uh…I guess that could work.” What you didn’t expect was for Jin to sneak you into the campus kitchen after hours. Where he had everything set up including a movie projector. “I like your idea better than whatever I was thinking up,” he said before taking a bite of noodles.

Originally posted by beatriceindre

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“GET OUT” IS SOOO GOOD.

Y’all, even if you hate scary movies (like I absolutely do), it’s a really good one. I highly recommend it. I wouldn’t call it a horror-comedy, tbh? I still classify it as a horror, but a really well done one. A+ job, Mr. Peele.

Ambrosia | 01 (M)

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

Summary: You find an injured man outside your apartment one day, and in your haste to get him medical attention, you might have told the paramedics that he’s your fiancé. However, from this lie, grows something very real as he continues to stay with you. Except he isn’t exactly who he appears to be.

Word Count: 6.7k

Genre: Fallen Angel!AU, Angst, Fluff, Smut

A/N: I have a lot of feels™ okay?

​Your mother always told you not to talk to strangers, let alone touch them, or God forbid, bring them into your home. This contrasted with your father, who would roll down the windows of the car so he could pass food to any homeless people he would pass on the street. That’s why he always kept so many snacks in the car.

Your father would be proud of you right now. Your mother? She wouldn’t disown you, she loves you too much. But she wouldn’t hesitate to call the police if she saw the dirty homeless man half asleep in front of your apartment building. You wouldn’t have gone that far, probably only ignoring them, maybe giving them some spare change if you had some on you. But this man is lying on the ground, face down, blood soaked through the back of his shirt, though it seems to have dried up by now. And maybe if there were other people around, you would have passed responsibility on to another bystander.

But as it happens, you’re alone tonight. Shit. You immediately pull out your phone punching in the numbers 911. “Hello? I have an emergency… Yeah, someone’s passed out, it looks like they were bleeding, but it’s stopped.”

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Al Satterwhite     The Good Dr. Hunter S. Thompson Contemplating the Universe     1974


“Take it from me, there’s nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all.” Hunter S. Thompson, “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”  1071

This isn’t a fuck customers story, this is a happy one!

So I work a second job at a children’s museum which basically is picking up after kids and telling them they can’t do that most of the time. If you’re in a shit mood then it’s a shit day. Yesterday (3/12/17) I was in a good mood because I only covered people’s breaks. I was in an exhibit where I had the ability to actually show kids how things work rather than just pick up after them. 

I was showing this kid the proper way to turn the crank (they were turning it backwards) and being all kind and gentle until they understood. I heard someone say my name and figured it was someone I knew (because when does any stranger ever look at your nametag). It wasn’t, but I said “yes?” Thinking the lady had a question. She did not. She said she just wanted to tell me she thought I was doing an excellent job with the kids and how she understood it may be hard at times but she thought I did it well. I told her thank you and smiled genuinely because not many times do I get someone complimenting me on a job well done and saying they knew it was probably not an easy job. It honestly made my day so much better.

anonymous asked:

What's it like to suck dick and more importantly what's it like to have a guy cum in your mouth? Details please lol

I think it’s really fun. I like feeling a throbbing cock in my mouth and knowing how much pleasure I’m giving my bf. I like to feel him squirm and his toes curl a little. Seeing him react so much makes me so horny and touch myself too. And when he cums to me it feels like a job well done. It’s a gift from him to me and I swallow every drop. 

Remember when Ngozi said she wasn’t going to draw an update where Bitty and Jack actually have dinner at Marty’s? But wrote out what would happen in each panel? Me too. 

And I may or may not already have sketches for all 9 panels….. 

Question! Why does this look like the comic but just a bit off??? Well there are a few reasons! The biggest reason being that I’m an 18 year old currently applying for bachelors degrees at various art schools rather than having a MFA and a successful career as a comic artist. Another reason is that I’m using photoshop’s default brushes which are great! But not the ones Ngozi uses. I’m actually planning on getting the same brushes once I get my new laptop so we might see a difference as I continue working on these. 

I’d also like to disclaim that this is not completely original, I’m heavily relying on the comic as reference and actually colour picking from screen caps of certain panels in order to keep this as close to the original comic as possible.

Meeting The Family: Percy Weasley

Originally posted by moon-leviosa


Can I have a Percy x reader imagine where she meets his family for the first time and all of them expected her to be exactly like him, but she’s actually super cool and brings out this really laid-back awesome side of him too? (Requested)

 

Percy’s Point of View

“We’re late,” I stated as I set the two luggage down on the ground and turned to see my very pregnant girlfriend wobbling towards where I was standing in the middle of the living room.

“Sorry, I just wanted to make sure we had everything,” (Y/N) says and comes to a stop in front of me and leaned up to press a chaste kiss to my slightly cracked lips. Her blue curls framed the features of her face, her long lashes brush against her cheeks whenever she blinks and even though she was just wearing a pair of ripped jeans and a baggy Gryffindor sweater, she was still the most beautiful girl I have ever laid my eyes on.

I made sure to send our suitcases ahead of us and then wrapped my arms around her waist and pulled her into my body as I pulled out the portkey and transported us to the grassy fields at the outskirts of the burrow. Once we were stable I looked down to make sure (Y/N) was doing okay before we began walking towards the oddly shaped house. While I was freaking out about my parents not liking (Y/N) she was confident that my family would absolutely love her, something about putting on the charms.

As we got closer and closer to the entrance of the burrow my palms had begun to dampen and my heart was pounding. I jumped slightly when I felt a smaller hand squeeze mine and I looked down to see (Y/N) giving me a confident smile and immediately my nerves calmed and I felt a more at ease. Pushing the front door of the house opened we were immediately greeted with the aroma of delicious cooking and loud laughter coming from the direction of the living room.

“We’re here!” I shouted throughout the home and immediately we heard multiple footsteps heading our way at a fast pace. The first to reach us was Ron and he screeched to a halt when he saw (Y/N) and shifted his eyes from her stomach to her hair and then back down to her stomach again. He opened his mouth to say something but George beat him to it when he came running in behind Ron.

“Bloody hell! I didn’t know you had it in you” George exclaimed and pushed Ron out of the way and proceeded to pat me on my back repeatedly while congratulating me on a job well done. My cheeks flushed red and I fumbled over what to reply back to him when (Y/N) beat me to it.

“Damn well he had it in him,” she says and pulls away from my body and steps forward to greet the other two red heads in the room. “I’m (Y/N) (L/N), adventurer and potions extraordinary,” she continues with a wide grin on her face. George just stared wide eye at the bold speaking woman in front of him and then broke out into a wide grin and turned to face me once more.

“You lucky bastard.”

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After we greeted everyone and endured the shock of finding out that many would be uncles and aunts we sat down at the large table and feasted on a delicious and well cooked meal. Mom was over the moon when she found out that she would be expecting another grandchild on the way and dad was more than happy to teach another person about all the muggle items that he had acquired over the years. Watching everyone around the table I saw just how well (Y/N) really fitted in with my family.

“You know (Y/N) really does bring out the best in you Perc,” Ginny whispered to me and I look across the table to see my beautiful girlfriend in a deep conversation with Bill and Charlie about the current Dark Lord worshiper that she had managed to track down in Romania and would be using the help of the two older Weasley boys to get him trapped and ready for transportation back to Azkaban.

“She has a little bit of all of us in her and I’m sure that if Fred was here he would have loved her as well,” she continued and shifted her gaze to the chair that no one ever sat in anymore, it was reserved for someone who would never be returning home, even though the war had been a good three years ago the wounds and sorrow still ran deep and I was glad to have someone who could be my light at the end of a very dark tunnel.

“Thank you Gin, I really do love her,” I mumble and waved to (Y/N) as she looked over at me and gave me one of those beautiful and pearly white smile. I mouthed a quick ‘I love you’ and she returned it with a dimpled grin and a small wink that made me flush pink.

That girl would be the death of me.