I'VE BEEN SEEING A CRAP TON OF MYSTIC MESSENGER EVERYWHEEEEREEEEE BUT IT LOOKS COOL
Hi, I’m new to Mystic Messenger!
Sooo, I found a let’s play sort of thing and I’ve just watched the first chatroom and thought I’d share my first impressions on the characters with you.
If you’re a Mystic Messenger fan, you’ll probably find it kinda funny since I’ll probably get a lot wrong.
So read on…
• Kinda has this facial expression that’s like your grandparents when you try to explain to them how to use their smartphones but they aren’t getting it.
• Dresses classy as heck
• Looks like he stepped out of an old black and white film.
• He’s clearly rich.
• Crazy cat lady alert
• Probably had tea with the queen of England once
• Kinda scary with those red eyes
• I wouldn’t want to leave him alone with anything important, I don’t trust him.
• Smug little smile there
• If he went outside while it was snowing, you’d never see him again, he’d just camouflage and you’d lose him.
• If a hipster and a gamer drank a crapton of carrot juice and then had a kid, it would look like 707.
• Abuses the term ‘lol’. I’m not even joking, he uses it like 50xs in 3 sentences, there needs to be an intervention.
• Internet troll/hacker
• Laughs at his own jokes even when no one else does
• Probably lives in like one room with the blinds closed.
• Coolest looking out of them all tho
• Secretly wants to steal Jumin’s cat
• I bet he likes memes
• Does he ever take those sunglasses off? Has anyone ever seen his eyes? Does he even have eyes?
• Dan Howell pastel edit.
• Too cool for school
• Still got teen angst
• So dang skinny
• 100% sure Juuzou from Tokyo Ghoul is his evil twin.
• He’s definitely the happy optimist
• Precious cinnamon roll
• I bet he has a tragic past he doesn’t deserve
• I didn’t know guys even wore barrettes
• I thought she was a guy at first?
• How do you pronounce her name? Jay-hee? Jah-hee? Yay-hee? Yah-hee? Yahoo search?
• The smart one that wears glasses
• No messing around or beating around the bush kind of lady
• Bet you 50 bucks she has a briefcase
• I bet you another 50 bucks she’s smacked Zen over the head with said briefcase
Aaaaand those are the only characters I’ve met so far. Will update if you guys think my interpretations are funny and want more of this. XD