a guy would be nice too

Nice podcast ‘Little Gold Men’ from Vanity Fair talking about Reese Witherspoon & Nicole Kidman with Alexander Skarsgård.

The Reese vs. Nicole Battle Begins

Released Apr 06, 2017
Richard, Joanna, and Mike discuss the Emmy-destined Big Little Lies. 
Listen here - Alex is mentioned around 26 minutes in. I transcribed the discussion involving Alex below.

Thanks to BeerWolf for the find and Laura from the photo from the Vanity Fair 2012 After Oscars Party. 

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jaspersheart  asked:

I would like to thank you for writing out that email and going through the trouble to send it to anyone and everyone. The Supergirl wlw fanbase loves and supports you. Thank you for standing up for us youngsters and giving details for people to understand the full extent of this horrid mess. I'm hoping they see your email and take action to pull out a nice apology and not some self victimizing apology like Jeremy's. We deserve better than what they gave us.

I want to say that I love and support you guys too, so so so much, and this community has done a lot for me as far as getting more comfortable with my sexuality after I was under the impression I had a good handle on it. You’re absolutely welcome ANY time and I am so happy that my words meant something to so many people and I definitely wish for what you do in terms of an apology. Your messages and every single one like this confirm how much this show and this ship and these people mean to us, and we do deserve better. I love you ♡♡♡♡♡

Hextale - Written stories

You know guys, since you seemed interested, well i decided to do it. Hextale has a nice history, but even though i am not as good in english as i would like too and many of the more “cool” words are still out of my “brain dictionary” i tried my hardest to make it “readable”.

The first story of the Hextale background, will be “Blood and Bones”, and it is one of the first and most important events of the Hextale history. 

If you wish to read it, it should be available for all of you to be read right here. I am sorry if its a bit discouraging (i intend to make large scales of text and move from one thing to the other, its a bit of a jump).

The link to the first part of the story is here.
(if that link doesnt work, just copy this one - http://archiveofourown.org/works/11591310/chapters/26051961)

Thank you guys for your amazing support, i love you all !
Praise the Sun and hail the Emperor !
Deusn (dead tired, its freaking 1AM xD)

anonymous asked:

I'm not sure if anyone asked you about this yet but what do you think about dwayne johnson running for president in 2020? I think he's a nice guy but idk how much he knows about politics (but then again look who we have in the office..) He has 4 years to learn more about politics and to get a lot of support from people who are familiar or not with him. So I kinda think he's a good candidate to vote for unless Bernie tries to run again

Lmao I’d prefer him to Trump.

The Rock is smarter than Trump, a rock is smarter than Trump, and sure, why DON’T we just keep making celebrities presidents?

Seeing the leaked Infinity War trailer is just making me hopelessly think how badass it would have been if Quake and Ghost Rider were there to help, too! 😩

Impromptu Birthday

Darn, darn, darn, darn!
All Oscar Mike wanted was to do something nice for his best bro, and now he’d made a mess of everything. He’d heard it was Montana’s birthday - the big ol’ Three Seven - and that meant planning the bestest of bro-thdays. Cake: check. Decorations: check. Biggest and bestest presents: … he was still working on that. What do you get a guy that tall?!
… he did have problems with keeping his quarters clean, especially when it came to the area under his bed. And it wouldn’t hurt to clean his gun too, though that would be an all day job. Maybe just a pot of some gun cleaner would be enough and let the mountain man take care of the job himself. Still, he was pretty sure that Montana would appreciate the gesture.
First on the list: the bro-est apron to look the part.
“Yo, Marquis!” Oscar Mike flailed a hand to get the robot butler’s attention, which the latter pointedly ignored. It wasn’t until the clone sprinted ahead and blocked the doorway with his body that Marquis relented to accepting his presence.
“You got a dope apron I can borrow? It’s my bro’s birthday, Montana, the big guy, and I needed-”
“If I did I wouldn’t have it sullied by a hobo like you. Now please remove yourself from the premises before I do it for you.” Marquis adjusted each glove in turn, preparing himself for one of his infamous backhands.
“Oh come on, I showered today!”
“Commendable,” he replied, sarcasm lacing his accent.
“Pleeeeaaase. I’ll never bother you for anything ever agaaaaaaain,” Mike whined as he dropped to his knees, his praying hands pressed to his chestplate.
“… … if it will get you off my doorstep…” Marquis was usually one for dramas, but not real life ones that sullied the image of the Hemsworth estate.



Oscar Mike was used to hard work, so the task of cleaning the big guy’s room wasn’t much of a challenge. The laundry was the easiest part, and he even set aside some time to clean and polish his extra pair of shoes. They smelled a little off, but dropped a moth ball into each one to take care of the odour. Those weren’t much different from deodorizing balls, right? They looked the same, anyway…
“… did I miss our racquetball game again?” Montana scratched at his hairline in confusion; the clone wasn’t usually at his door, waiting for him like this.
“I gotta surprise for youuuuu~.” Mike vibrated with excitement, eager to show off all his hard work.
“Does it have to something to do with that apron you’re wearing…?” It was the frilliest damn thing he’d ever seen.
“Oh! Right!” He quickly undid the knots and folded it behind his back before stepping aside to grant him entry.
Montana’s jaw dropped at seeing his quarters; everything was hung, clean, polished, and put away. He couldn’t remember seeing it so clean, not even when he’d first moved in.
His cheeks suddenly flushed a bright red.
“You… put away all my underwear…”
“All forty-three pairs of them!” He stood proudly with his fists on his hips.
“You counted,” Montana muttered under his breath as he finally stepped inside. He wasn’t sure how long the state of his room would last, but he was going to try hard to maintain it. It was the least he could do for his best friend.
And then he noticed something quite out of place in one corner of the room, his eyes narrowing in confusion.
“Are those my bullets… in the vacuum cleaner?”
“I uh yeah! You didn’t have a box for them, so I…”
“… is that why it smells like burning in here…?” With his friend’s excitement dissipating, he took notice of his senses.
“Please don’t tell Ghalt I broke the vacuum…” he whispered quickly, and offered up a better distraction. “I made you cake!”
“Did you use the vacuum too?” Montana teased.
No! … but if Shayne comes by asking for their boomerang, I had nothing to do with it.”

Every Argument About “Buffy” On The Internet, From 1998 Until Now
Joss Whedon: Inventer Of Feminism Or Literal Hitler?
  • Joss Whedon invented feminism. Before Joss Whedon, every female character on television was crushed to death under the weight of her male co-stars’ heavier paychecks in the second-season finale.
  • Every female character Joss Whedon ever wrote was forcibly impregnated by a demon and brutally murdered, because Joss Whedon hates lesbians.
  • But Warren And The Trio Were –
  • EVERYONE GETS THAT WARREN AND THE TRIO REPRESENTED THE THREAT OF NON-SUPERNATURAL MISOGYNY, YOU DON’T GET CREDIT FOR PICKING UP ON THAT

Joss Whedon Doesn’t Understand What Bisexuality Is

  • Willow Identifies As Gay And You Are Robbing Her Of Self-Determination Because She Doesn’t Have A “Gold Star”
  • I’d Feel More Comfortable With Willow’s Lesbianism If It Weren’t Sometimes Equated With Drug Addiction, Literal Vampirism, And Megalomania
  • But She Was Clearly In Love With Oz
  • Who Are You To Say What Love Is
  • Dark Willow Was Pretty Hot, Though
  • Yeah, Dark Willow Was Super Hot
  • I’d Watch Dark Willow And Doppelgangland-Era Willow Hook Up If It Weren’t A Patriarchal Fantasy

Spuffy Is Problematic

  • Bangel Is A Child’s Delusion Of What Love Is
  • Spuffy Is Literally Assault
  • Okay But He Felt Really Bad About It And Didn’t Have A Soul

Waif-Fu And Thermodynamics: You Can’t Violate The Law Of Conservation Of Momentum

Season Six Felt Like Watching My Friends Get Murdered In Slow Motion Right In Front Of Me

  • It Was Worth It For Once More, With Feeling, Though
  • No, It Wasn’t
  • Doublemeat Palace Cancels Out Once More, With Feeling
  • Doublemeat Palace Cancels Out My Childhood

Xander Is The Only Character Who Retains Their Humanity On The Entire Show

  • Xander Is A Greater Monster Than Angelus And Invented “Nice Guy” Syndrome

Buffy Started To Falter After Angel Premiered

  • No, Buffy Started To Falter After Firefly Premiered
  • No, Buffy Has Never Faltered And Is Still On The Air
  • Buffy Started To Falter When Angel/Faith/Buffy Came Back
  • Buffy Was Better When It Was A Movie With Kristy Swanson

What If Evil?

  • Dark Willow Straight-Up Flayed a Dude!
  • Extremism In the Pursuit of Love Is No Vice
  • If a Dude Had Flayed Willow, Would We Be Cheering?

Everyone Was Too Hard On Dawn For Being A Regular Human Being

  • Don’t You Dare Try To Retroactively Justify Dawn

Oz vs. Tara

  • Oz Was Boring; Tara Was Too Good For This Sinful Earth
  • Tara Was Boring; Oz Was The Greatest Love Interest In Television History; Remember That Animal Crackers Monologue
  • What About Kenned–
  • SHUT UP ABOUT KENNEDY

Jenny Calendar And Race-Bending

Is It Important That Buffy Is Decidedly Not Book Smart?

  • Not Everyone Is Book Smart, That Is Elitist
  • Buffy is the Lady Channing Tatum of being Body Smart and That Is Sufficient
  • It Is a Tremendous Problem and Girls Should Not Watch This Show Or They Will Not Take College Seriously

I Shouldn’t Have To Watch Angel In Order To Appreciate Cordelia’s Growth As A Character

Shaming: Everyone Is Shamed

  • “Beer Bad” Is Slut-Shaming
  • “Beer Bad” Is Substance-Shaming and Preachy
  • “Beer Bad” Is Just a Terrible Episode
  • Angel Losing His Soul After He Has Sex With Buffy is Slut-Shaming
  • THE EPISODE WHERE WILLOW ATTENDS THE WICCAN MEETING IS WICCAN-SHAMING WICCANS ARE REAL WE ARE NOT YOUR PUNCHLINE

KENDRA’S ACCENT THOUGH

  • Was It Irish Sometimes, Or Was That Just Me?
  • Her Accent is Perfect, and Not To Be Questioned

Activating All Potential Slayers Was An Act Of Patriarchal Violence

  • Slaying Is Empowering
  • No, Slayers Were Literally Created When A Woman Of Color Was Forcibly Invaded By A Demonic Essence
  • Oh, Right
  • But Then They Get To Beat Up Everybody
  • Dark Willow Straight-Up Flayed a Dude

I hope everyone who bitched about Jimin posting in the fancafe while on tour and said he didn’t like intl fans is really proud of themselves. He’s acknowledged intl fans and asked people to translate stuff so many times in the last couple of days; he obviously feels guilty. He even had Hoseok do that live with him so be could understand and interact with the intl fans. You guys really made him feel bad.

Not every idol can read/speak/understand English, languages are hard. Some people really struggle with learning second languages. And honestly I don’t think idols should be required to learn English or Japanese or anything else if they don’t really, actually want to. That kind of expectation is just too much, imo. We should take it as a nice surprise when an idol knows a second language instead of an expectation or a requirement. And on top of that, what is getting upset with an idol for communicating in their own language with fans who speak that language suppose to do exactly? Yelling at him doesn’t make him suddenly capable of understanding everything you guys type at him at lightening speed. It just hurts his feelings.

And of course he would feel home sick. He’s in a foreign country, eating foreign food, surrounded by people he can’t understand. If I remember correctly Jimin was the one who got homesick the fastest on Bon Voyage. He loves his country and there’s nothing wrong with that. He’s a homebody, so sue him.

Anyway it’s like 4am, I’m emotional, and him asking people to translate on ch+ for intl fans made me :/ :/ :/ because he shouldn’t have to worry about that. He’s a good kid and he doesn’t deserve to be spoken to that way by people (his fans) who are suppose to love and support him. I love armys, but honestly I don’t think you guys realize how spoiled we are. Your expectations are unrealistic.

There are fandoms out there that can’t even find an eng sub of a five minute clip of their group months after it’s aired. We get twenty subs uploaded to YouTube in a matter of hours. Armys work hard for each other and it makes BTS seem more accessible than they actually are, but please remember to respect the members in real time when English isn’t always an option. I hope that makes sense?? Like don’t let the ease of accessibility make you forget that, in the moment, you are dealing with real people with feelings who might struggle to understand you.

In short; please don’t be selfish and always remember to respect the members. They love you and they work hard for you. They deserve to be spoken to with care.

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abort mission!!

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Binding advice if you don’t/can’t have a binder!!

If you have chest dysphoria but you don’t have a binder for whatever reason (or even if you just want to have a really good sport bra for a good price), I have something for you. I found this amazing sport bra in H&M a few weeks ago and I’m in love with it. It was quite cheap and it’s sooo comfortable you won’t even believe me.

Most likely it will work best if you are small chested (I’m a B cup btw) and it won’t make you completely flat, but with a loose shirt on it does a great job.

It won’t make you feel like you’re suffocating, you can exercise and do anything you want while wearing it. But you shouldn’t wear it for too long!! (just an example, I went traveling and I had to wear it for 16 hours every day and I started having breathing problems on the 3rd day)
Also don’t buy one that’s smaller than the size you need because the band will hurt your ribs.

My store only had white ones but I’m sure H&M’s site has other nice colors too. It’s super comfortable, it’s safe, it was cheap and it makes me feel a lot better. 10/10 would recommend.

I hope I could help someone with this!

the signs as ppl i saw at the airport at 4 am
  • Aries: the pilot that had a bottle of pepsi and a bottle of coke in his hands and looked at both for a long while before buying them both, mixing them into the same cup, and downing the whole cup in one swing.
  • Taurus: the old guy who accidentally threw his phone in the trash and got his two year old granddaughter to dig it out of the trash
  • Gemini: the guy across the waiting area from me that bought a whole bag of black licorice and poured it in his mouth
  • Cancer: the lady that has spider earrings in February
  • Leo: the obvious just-married couple that started making out aggressively in starbucks
  • Virgo: the guy trimming his nose hairs in the bathroom
  • Libra: the guy whose flight got delayed by and hour and he just kinda. collapsed into a chair and he looked like he was about to sob.
  • Scorpio: the very nice lady that asked me how old i was and how highschool was and offered me a cookie from her purse. it was stale and had a bite taken out of it.
  • Sagittarius: this 5 year old girl that was wearing five jackets while her parents wore shorts
  • Capricorn: that guy in gate 69 who would dab every time someone said "69" over the intercom
  • Aquarius: this girl talking on the phone to her husband and trying to explain how to make a perfect eyeliner wing
  • Pisces: the guy who obviously lost his luggage and was wearing a too-small powderpuff girl shirt and bags under his eyes.
A better commissioner than Gary Bettman

Sidney Crosby
Pros: rich and doesn’t care about making more money, stays away from drama.
Cons: too superstitious, doesn’t like the spotlight, running the NHL would take away from playing the game, refuses to wear shoes other than skates or crocs, Philadelphia is mysteriously left out of the schedule for the season, is found dead after choking on a mozzarella stick.

Jonathan Toews
Pros: smart guy, fair, doesn’t hold grudges, likes to teach people and take them under his wing, serious and stays on topic
Cons: would be too focused on promoting vegetables instead of hockey.

Auston Matthews
pros: mature, good candidate for making the sport of hockey more diverse.
cons: all of his clothes have rips in them. rappers everywhere will make rap songs about him and none of the players would take him seriously. Every team’s goal song is a rap song about Auston Matthews.

Phil Kessel
pros: nice guy, works hard, loves the game. A Stanley cup champion.
Cons: can’t deal with reporters.

Johnny Gaudreau
pros: went to college.
Cons: only eats skittles and Nutella and drinks bottled water. A bad influence on children.

Connor McDavid
Pros: smart, nice, good leader, respected, won’t blame you if you break his collar bone.
Cons: no one pays attention to what he’s saying because they can’t get over how fast and talented he is and the fact that he’s CONNOR MCDAVID. None of the announcers ever talk about the game. All they talk about is their beloved commissioner. They can’t get over how amazing he is.

Joe Thornton
pros: been in the game a long time. He loves to assist people. Loves it. Joseph Eric Thornton lives to serve.
Cons: grabs random guys’ beards to compare them to his. No one has a better beard than Jumbo. Children mistake him for Santa Claus and cry because he’s too skinny and they think he doesn’t eat their milk and cookies.

Tyler Seguin
pros: lots of females suddenly become huge fans of hockey.
Cons: always naked, giggles too much, spends too much time taking selfies, covers everything in pink glitter.

Jamie Benn
Pros: good leader, wants things fair for everyone Cons: spaces out too much. Gets rid of all the music in the arenas and replaces it with elevator music. Spends most of him time thinking about how to work an elevator. He only knows how to go up in them because he doesn’t go down.

Conclusion:
Carey Price takes care of boring, behind the scenes stuff. Alex Ovechkin is the front man. He talks to the press and promotes the league. Team North America comes back. Former Team Europe is split up by individual country, and Team Europe becomes 23 year olds and younger players from countries in Europe and Russia. Everyone is happy. The End.

Horror

Pairing: Peter x Reader

Requested by @spiderzenslaya

Warning:


Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has added Peter, Y/N, Steve, Thor, Natasha, Vision, Sam, Wanda.

Clint: Anyone up to watching a horror movie?

Natasha: Your face is a horror movie.

Natasha: And yes, I’d love to see a horror movie.

Clint: Awww I didn’t know you love seeing my face ;)

Peter: I’m in, if Y/N’s in.

Y/N: I’m in if Peter’s.

Peter: oh no

Peter: my message delivered first!

Y/N: dammit!

Y/N: Decide!

Peter: No, you decide!

Y/N: Do you want to watch a horror movie or not?!

Peter: Only if you’re there!

Steve: Oh for crying out loud, I order both of you to watch the damn movie.

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So if you replaced one of the two guys of your OTP with a girl

WOULD YOU STILL BE OK WITH IT? 

 Would you SUPPORT a fourteen year old girl being romantically involved with a twenty three year old man? 

 Would you SUPPORT a woman’s consistent refusals being continually ignored because a guy is obsessed with her? 

 Would you SUPPORT a woman giving into these demands and it being portrayed as romantic because the guy is “determined” enough? 

 Would you SUPPORT a woman being stalked and harassed, no matter how cutely, by a guy, handsome or not, cuz he just “can’t live without her?”

Would you SUPPORT a woman getting with her “enemy” cuz he beat her so many times she just had to “submit?”

Would you SUPPORT a woman who’s been manipulated and controlled by a man her entire life, who’s been lied to and hurt by this man, maybe he’s her best friend or something, always fucking forgiving him for his crap and “Staying by his side, no matter what?” 

 If NOT. 

 Ask yourself why it’s ok when it’s “between two guys." 

 Ask yourself why it being two guys makes it any different. 

 And now listen to me, as I give you the correct answer: 

 It’s not any different. 

All you damn feminists claiming you want equality, well, honey, boys are children too. 

Boys are KIDS, goddamnit, they don’t deserve to be sexualized, I’m almost constantly seeing 15 year olds treated like sex objects for older more aggressive males in your damn ships. 

The fact that they’re boys CHANGES NOTHING. 

 Guys who love guys deserve fucking nice, normal, happy relationships that DO NOT INCLUDE RAPE, MINORS, HARASSMENT, OR CREEPY PERSISTENT WEIRDOS DOING SHIT THAT WOULD EASILY QUALIFY THEM FOR RESTRAINING ORDERS. 

 Can we PLEASE protect gay men from creepy fucking sexualization too?

Or is that just for women? 

 Are you the type to think men can’t be sexually harassed too? 

 WELL. 

2017 resolution for ya: protect boys from creepy ass fangirls and protect gay men from this toxic relationship garbage.

And start listening to this crazy animentality weirdo when he’s waving his arms and talking about something important from time to time, MAYBE YOU’LL LEARN SOMETHING. 

The way Bangtan would have sex (M)

d i s c l a i m e r || this is just my opinion based on the general idea of their character I have formed through out the years. Of course you could have a totally different opinion than mine (since we’re all different people, we also perceive things differently) and of course I have no way of knowing if I even came close to the reality so take it as it is: an opinion of a fellow ARMY. Thank you :)

w a r n i n g || the contents of this post are only for a mature audience to see - that’s why it’s under the cut - and it’s heavily N S F W because it doesn’t contain only words but also gif depictions of love making.

C R E D I T S OF THE GIFS TO RIGHTFUL OWNERS.

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SG Writers: So Katie, we decided an Ex of Lena would appear on the show and put you on ease.

Katie: Oh, that’s sound great. Who is she?

SG W: Humm… actually, is a He. A genius she used to date.

Katie: Oh. Oh, yeah. Alright.

SG W: … (blinks)

Katie: … (Smiles)

SG W: … Soo, you’re okey with that?

Katie: Yeah, I mean…It seems like is going to be something important in Lena’s life. I think they would love it.

SG W: Really? (Stares between them) Oh. Oh, well, Thanks. W-we are glad you approve that.

Katie: Of course! Who would not love to know how Lena discovered she’s a useless Lesbian? 

SG W: W-wait, what?…

Katie: It would be awesome guys. Kara is going to be super Jealous too. Nice shoot. (Winks) 

SG W: N-no, Katie, that’s not w-

Katie: I’m gonna tell Melisa. She’ll be so happy to know she’s leaving that frat boy. See ya! (Leaves)

SG W: NO, KATIE! WAIT!

What I Think was Really Going On

Jaal: Liam?

Liam: What’s up?

Jaal: is Angaran physiology… appealing to humans?

Liam: Uh, Why are you asking me this

Jaal: *momentary pause*

Jaal: If Ryder and I were to become…intimatewould she… would she remain interested?

Liam: *Bro mode activates*

Liam: What? Of course she would. She loves you.

Jaal: *kitten smile* But how can you be sure?

Liam: Well…

*several minutes later*

Jaal: I feel very self conscious.

Liam: Which is why I’m naked too.

Jaal: So?

Liam: Eh

Jaal: “Eh?”

Liam: You…Got a nice ass at least.

Ryder: Hey guys what’s- O-O