a group of owls

The Owl bear heart

So the group consiting of a paladin, monk, rouge, wizard, and cleric approached a clearing in the forest to see a cave and three wolves by a camp fire. (The wolves were speaking common.) We all kind of argued on what to do for a while and one of the wolves were alerted and it began to approach the forest where we were hiding. So before anyone could do anything our cleric (who is also a charlatan) decided to take action.

CLERIC: (walks out of the forest startling the wolf) Yes. Hi there would you be interested in purchasing my fine goods?

WOLF: (gets ready to attack)

CLERIC: (shows an owlbear heart that the monk had ripped out of an owlbear from the previous encounter) this is a magical owlbear heart. If you… ahh… bury it at the base of an oak tree…. ahhh… It will…. grow into a… meat tree! Yes! The meat tree will give you an endless amount of meat forever and you will never go hungery.

DM: roll for persuasion.

CLERIC: ( rolls a 20)

WOLF: (calls back to other wolves) hey guys were gonna get a meat tree!!

A group of owls ready to attack. 🦉

toohighhopes  asked:

Can you do one for ENFJ ravenclaws please ☺️

Tried to do some research, hope this is accurate :)

- Somehow friends?? with?? everyone?? how do they do it??

- Looove study groups and group work

- Super helpful when OWL/NEWT exam season rolls around

- Spend all their time solving other peoples’ problems and forget to care for themselves

- *Always* selected to be prefect or head boy/girl because they’re amazing leaders

- “You need to copy my homework? No problem but lemme just explain how to do it real quick, no it’s no bother at all!”

- Takes pity on first-years and helps them solves riddles

- Constantly trying to start up new clubs. “Ancient Runes Club!” “Hippogriff Rights Club!” “Magical Crafting Club!”

- Loves teaching and advising others, needs to connect with others through their work

- Passionate about right and wrong, will stand up for others no matter what

- “What do you mean, you don’t want advice??”

- 100% the protagonist in every story

- Always trying to new ways to become better friends with people

- Tons of house pride, but doesn’t love competition all that much

- Because they’re friends with ALL the houses ?? again, how??

- Will gladly sit in the common room for two hours and listen to you rant

- Everyone thinks they’re a tough leader but they’re actually gentle and non-confrontational as heck

- Trusts people way too much because everyone likes them too much to betray them :’)

- Better at explaining things than the professor is

- Doesn’t need to be in a position of power but everyone wants them to be

- Because they’re empathetic and will try to connect with you 24/7

- The best Ravenclaw leaders and teachers tbh

Thanks for the ask! Feel free to request headcanons anytime, ravens <3

anonymous asked:

I dont know if you saw it or if it would be a good addition to the lot, but Robin also plays a major role in "the house is burning", I thinks it's the biggest role he had before gotham, it's on Vimeo

Thank you, nonny. I didn’t know of that movie at all and it’s too late to add it to the poll. Maybe next week I can play it….. Or, you know what? Friday always has a bonus movie. Even though whatever movie wins the poll this week I said I would also play “Dog Food”, and I still will. But dog food is only a 20ish minutes movie. I can play this move also, but only on Friday.

(I know the Friday group are usually night owls and they would love to have a triple feature)

stupendoustyrantfox  asked:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

OML this is a lot! But I’ll have fun doing this hehe

1. My current favorite memes are yeah boi, shitty flute covers, and Running In the 90s.
2. My favorite band is Radiohead.
3. My favorite kpop group is EXO.
4. I’m a night owl.
5. I’m taking a gap year after I graduate instead of going to college right away.
6. My favorite seiyuu/voice actor is Sakurai Takahiro.
7. Currently, my favorite color is green. (yes, I’ve always said it was yellow…until now)
8. I’ve never been to a convention in my life.
9. I have a phobia of thunderstorms.
10. I hate onions with a burning passion.
11. Even though I (sort of) want to major in law, I dislike debating.
12. Satire is my favorite form of comedy.

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News in from tour leader, Keith Valentine:

Thailand continues to go extremely well. Our time exploring the northern mountains of Doi Inthanon, Doi Ankhang and Doi Lang was simply superb as we racked up a phenomenal list of highlights. Top honours were probably shared between Mrs Hume’s Pheasant, which gave us remarkable views on 3 consecutive days on Doi Lang, a fabulous sighting of Rusty-naped Pitta for the entire group, the extremely difficult to track down Mountain Scops Owl that posed for some excellent views and Grey-headed Parakeet!!! (Both of the last two species were firsts for Rockjumper in Thailand). Some of the other fabulous species we enjoyed included Hodgson’s Frogmouth, Giant Nuthatch, Spot-breasted and Grey-headed Parrotbills, Mountain Bamboo and Rufous-throated Partridges, Dark-sided Thrush, Slaty-bellied Tesia, Crested Finchbill, Blossom-headed Parakeet, Scarlet-faced Liocichla and Black-breasted Thrush, together with a wonderful selection of other spectacular species. Everyone is brimming with excitement as we head off south tomorrow for the start of the extension.

Photos – Crested Finchbill, Spot-breasted Parrotbill and Mrs Hume’ Pheasant

I GOT TAGGED

… by @iskraeon

nickname: Erza

Gender: female

Starsign: Aquarius

Height: … 165cm?

Time right now: 1.32pm

Last thing I googled: how to write Aquarius in english lol i was sure was written with a final m

Favourite bands: Simple Plan, (Disney song in general? does that count as group?), One Republic

Favourite solo artists:  Owl City, Mika, Sam Tsui <3

Song stuck in my head: YOU’VE GOT TO BELIEVEEEEE, IT’LL BE ALWRIGHT IN THE ENNNDD. YOU’VE GOT TO BELIEVE , IT’LL BE ALRIGHT AGAIN!!!  (What happens tomorrow, Duran Duran)

Last movie I watched: Kingsglaive (Again…. *Hides in shame*)

Last TV show I watched: Doctor Who

When did you create your blog: ?? my first post is on January 2014, so i guess then?

What do you post on your blog: food, geek obsession related stuff (ffxv rn), LGBTQ+ and feminist things…

When did your blog reach its peak: no idea… the most reblogged thing is a ffxv video that i shared from youtube é.è

Do you have any other blogs?: nope

Do you get asks regularly: not really

Why you chose your URL: My name + my Nickname + MJ because my friends say that i’m like Michael Jackson because i don’t like germs (??)

Following: 360 (holy shit when that happened O_O?)

Posts: 7.780

Hogwarts House: Slytherin for life because my friends consider me a loyal asshole xD

Pokemon Team: Mystic <3

Favourite colours: Indigo dye

Average hours of sleep: 6-7 hours

Lucky numbers: ehm….

Favourite Manga characters: SHINICHI KUDO FROM DETECTIVE CONAN GUYS I HAVE A PLUSH OF HIM IN MY ROOM. THAT PLUSH IS LOVE OF MY LIFE OK??

How many blankets do you sleep with?: 4 atm i like to sleep in fluff ^^

Dream job: i don’t know i just want enough money to buy stuff that i like i guess

Dream trip: i really want to see Japan *.*

i’m gonna tag:

@great-anime-ftw @wayward-keyblader @ravenclub @eternallydaydreaming2015 @maxiumsin

this-serious-moonlight  asked:

70 to 110!

70: Can I sing? ehhh not really
71: Something I wish I could do? a somersault.
72: If I won the lottery, what would I do? buy a house, invest some and of course donate some and the rest I would save for a rainy day
73: Have I ever skipped school? yes I have
74: Favourite place on the planet? anywhere I can see the ocean. I haven’t seen it much since we moved when I was 5
75: Where do I want to live? honestly a small house in the mountains surrounded by the forest sounds amazing
76: Do I have any pets? yes! I have a pet hedgehog named Pipin
77: What is my current desktop picture? its a picture of our group cosplay from comic expo last year
78: Early bird or night owl? night owl for sure. fuck mornings.
79: Sunsets or sunrise? sunset. cant remember what a sunrise looks like? are people actually conscious when the sun comes up? amazing
80: Can I drive? hahhahah no.
81: Story behind my last kiss? ummmmmm… nsfw
82: Earphones or headphones? head phones ear buds hurt my ears
83: Have I ever had braces? oh god unfortunately yes
84: Story behind one of my scars? I cracked my head open in kindergarten doing the parachute thing in gym class and had to get stitches. there was a lot of blood and the office called my mom to get me and refused to call an ambulance even though I was bleeding out everywhere. assholes
85: Favourite genre of music? rock n roll
86: Who is my hero? deadpool. oh wait is this like a real life hero? I don’t have one sorry
87: Favourite comic book character? wolverine
88: What makes me really angry? injustice, racism, misogyny, bigotry and generally shitty fucking people
89: Kindle or real book? real book for sure
90: Favourite sporty activity? ummmmmmmmmm none????? I’m lazy
91: What is one thing that isn’t taught in schools that should be? mortgages, investing, money management, actual history not the edited version.
92: What was my favourite subject at school? art
93: Siblings? technically 4 half siblings but I only see 2 of them as siblings
94: What was the last thing I bought? pringles
95: How tall am I? 5'10"
96: Can I cook? yes
97: Can I bake? fuck yes
98: 3 things I love? unicorns, aliens, and puppies
99: 3 things I hate? pudding, spiders, clowns
100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends? girl friends I guess
101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys? i get along with good people. gender doesn’t matter but most of them are queer.
102: Where was I born? fort mcmurray
103: Sexual orientation? Pansexual!!!
104: Where do I currently live? calgary
105: Last person I texted? cj
106: Last time I cried? uhhhhhhh i cant remember i don’t cry very often
107: Guilty pleasure? reading awful fanfictions.
108: Favourite Youtuber? i don’t know any
109: A photo of myself. ill post this separately
110: Do I like selfies? not really

Q and A

So I was tagged by the super cool @cats-tea-and-poetry​ to do this, so here goes; 

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.

1. Coke or Pepsi: Suppose coke if I had to choose 

2. Disney or Dreamworks: Disney, of course

3. Coffee or tea: hmm, coffee in the day, tea at night ;p 

4. Books or movies: Books for the most part 

5. Windows or mac: Windows, but I would like to mac it up at somepoint 

6. DC or Marvel: Marvel plots, but DC characters 

7. X-box or Playstation: Playstation for life 

8. Dragon age or Mass effect: Had very little experience here, having only played Inquisition, but I would love to have a go at Andromeda at some point 

9. Night owl or early riser: Night owl mostly 

10. Cards or chess: Cards with groups, Chess one on one 

11. Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla all day every day my people 

12. Vans or converse: If I had to choose I’d say Converse but don’t really wear either

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: Don’t really have enough experience to choose

14. Fluff or angst: Fluff, fluff, flufff

15. Beach or forest: hmmm, probably the forest, but I do like the sea 

16. Dogs or cats: Dogs for days (would love me a pug)

17. Clear skies or rain: Clear skies are the best, especially on cool and crisp days

18. Cooking or eating out: Cooking at the weekend, eating out during the week 

19. Spicy food or mild food: Mild for the most part, but will chuck some spice in occasionally 

20. Halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: Christmas! It is my fave time of year!

21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a too hot: too cold because I can’t handle the heat, but I don’t really get cold anyhow 

22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be: space time manipulation akin to Hiro from Heroes 

23. Animation or live action: They both have their place and use, but live action for the most part  

24. Paragon or renegade: Not enough actual MA experience to properly comment, but would play paragon most likely 

25. Baths or showers: showers in the week, baths at the weekend 

26. Team cap or team ironman: Cap all day every day (not sure about him in comics these days though) 

27. Fantasy or sci-fi: Really honestly cannot choose here, I am sorry ;p 

28. Do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so what are they:

“The best thing you can learn in life is just to love and be loved in return” - Moulin Rouge

“I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul” - Invictus  

29. Youtube or netflix: Not sure they can really be compared?

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Harry Potter? Like does this even need to be answered?

31. When you feel accomplished: not sure? after submitting a large ass amount of work 

32. Star Wars or Star Trek: Star Wars mostly? but Star Trek does some things better 

33. Paperback books or hardback books: Paperbacks mostly. but I read mostly e-books these days 

34. Horror or rom-com: Rom-com all the time - I really don’t have that much tolerance for horror 

35. TV shows or movies: Different sorts of plots work better in both, but when I’m feeling down, can’t beat a good movie 

36. Favorite animal: Penguins or Monkeys 

37. Favorite genre of music: Indie-folk-rock #hipster

38. Least favorite book: hmm didn’t really get on with Tess of the D’urbervilles 

39. Favourite season: Show me winter baby

40. Song that’s currently stuck in your head: Come running to you from this weeks episode of the Flash

41. What kind of pyjama’s do you wear: T-shirt and boxers mostly #boring

42. How many existential crisis do you have on an average day: my life is just on continuous existential crisis I’m afraid 

43. If you can only choose one song to be played at your funeral, what would it be: Faure’s requiem, the Last Goodbye or Into the West

44. Favourite theme song to a TV show: Game of Thrones for days

45. Harry Potter movies or books: Books books books - mostly because of Ginny 

46. Favorite traditional food from your family: hmmm, my mothers Mince Pies are to die for 

47. Favorite decade from 1900-now: 1920’s. I am so in love with this darn decade. 

48. Worst habit? talking to myself at obnoxious moments probably :p 

49. Teach an old person to use the internet or stay for a week with a kid stuck in the “why” phase?: The Why phase - then I could just unleash more pedants on the world 

50. Who’s your favorite painter?: Hokusai at the moment  

51. Favourite flower?: Roses :) 

52. Boots or sneakers?: Boots, but I don’t wear either so??

53. Abroad or at home?: hmm love travelling, but its important to have a home to return to 

54. Planning or spontaneity: Planned Spontaneity ;)

55. Hogwarts house and Myers–Briggs Type Indicator? Huffledor! and INFP-T

Now I’m also meant to tag people in this, but I think I’ll cheat ;p and just say that if you read this you’ve been tagged!