So the group consiting of a paladin, monk, rouge, wizard, and cleric approached a clearing in the forest to see a cave and three wolves by a camp fire. (The wolves were speaking common.) We all kind of argued on what to do for a while and one of the wolves were alerted and it began to approach the forest where we were hiding. So before anyone could do anything our cleric (who is also a charlatan) decided to take action.
CLERIC: (walks out of the forest startling the wolf) Yes. Hi there would you be interested in purchasing my fine goods?
WOLF: (gets ready to attack)
CLERIC: (shows an owlbear heart that the monk had ripped out of an owlbear from the previous encounter) this is a magical owlbear heart. If you… ahh… bury it at the base of an oak tree…. ahhh… It will…. grow into a… meat tree! Yes! The meat tree will give you an endless amount of meat forever and you will never go hungery.
DM: roll for persuasion.
CLERIC: ( rolls a 20)
WOLF: (calls back to other wolves) hey guys were gonna get a meat tree!!
My parents argue about the dumbest shit, dad just called out of the blue to ask what a group of owls is called then said “ok thanks” and hung up when I said parliament, and five minutes later I got a text from mum saying “I told him it was parliament” with no other explanation
I dont know if you saw it or if it would be a good addition to the lot, but Robin also plays a major role in "the house is burning", I thinks it's the biggest role he had before gotham, it's on Vimeo
Thank you, nonny. I didn’t know of that movie at all and it’s too late to add it to the poll. Maybe next week I can play it….. Or, you know what? Friday always has a bonus movie. Even though whatever movie wins the poll this week I said I would also play “Dog Food”, and I still will. But dog food is only a 20ish minutes movie. I can play this move also, but only on Friday.
(I know the Friday group are usually night owls and they would love to have a triple feature)
OML this is a lot! But I’ll have fun doing this hehe
1. My current favorite memes are yeah boi, shitty flute covers, and Running In the 90s.
2. My favorite band is Radiohead.
3. My favorite kpop group is EXO.
4. I’m a night owl.
5. I’m taking a gap year after I graduate instead of going to college right away.
6. My favorite seiyuu/voice actor is Sakurai Takahiro.
7. Currently, my favorite color is green. (yes, I’ve always said it was yellow…until now)
8. I’ve never been to a convention in my life.
9. I have a phobia of thunderstorms.
10. I hate onions with a burning passion.
11. Even though I (sort of) want to major in law, I dislike debating.
12. Satire is my favorite form of comedy.
Thailand continues to go extremely well. Our time exploring
the northern mountains of Doi Inthanon, Doi Ankhang and Doi Lang was simply
superb as we racked up a phenomenal list of highlights. Top honours were
probably shared between Mrs Hume’s
Pheasant, which gave us remarkable views on 3 consecutive days on Doi Lang, a
fabulous sighting of Rusty-naped Pitta for the entire group, the extremely
difficult to track down Mountain Scops Owl that posed for some excellent views
and Grey-headed Parakeet!!! (Both of the last two species were firsts for
Rockjumper in Thailand). Some of the other fabulous species we enjoyed included
Hodgson’s Frogmouth, Giant Nuthatch, Spot-breasted and Grey-headed Parrotbills,
Mountain Bamboo and Rufous-throated Partridges, Dark-sided Thrush,
Slaty-bellied Tesia, Crested Finchbill, Blossom-headed Parakeet, Scarlet-faced
Liocichla and Black-breasted Thrush, together with a wonderful selection of
other spectacular species. Everyone is brimming with excitement as we head off
south tomorrow for the start of the extension.
Photos – Crested Finchbill, Spot-breasted
Parrotbill and Mrs Hume’ Pheasant
70: Can I sing? ehhh not really
71: Something I wish I could do? a somersault.
72: If I won the lottery, what would I do? buy a house, invest some and of course donate some and the rest I would save for a rainy day
73: Have I ever skipped school? yes I have
74: Favourite place on the planet? anywhere I can see the ocean. I haven’t seen it much since we moved when I was 5
75: Where do I want to live? honestly a small house in the mountains surrounded by the forest sounds amazing
76: Do I have any pets? yes! I have a pet hedgehog named Pipin
77: What is my current desktop picture? its a picture of our group cosplay from comic expo last year
78: Early bird or night owl? night owl for sure. fuck mornings.
79: Sunsets or sunrise? sunset. cant remember what a sunrise looks like? are people actually conscious when the sun comes up? amazing
80: Can I drive? hahhahah no.
81: Story behind my last kiss? ummmmmm… nsfw
82: Earphones or headphones? head phones ear buds hurt my ears
83: Have I ever had braces? oh god unfortunately yes
84: Story behind one of my scars? I cracked my head open in kindergarten doing the parachute thing in gym class and had to get stitches. there was a lot of blood and the office called my mom to get me and refused to call an ambulance even though I was bleeding out everywhere. assholes
85: Favourite genre of music? rock n roll
86: Who is my hero? deadpool. oh wait is this like a real life hero? I don’t have one sorry
87: Favourite comic book character? wolverine
88: What makes me really angry? injustice, racism, misogyny, bigotry and generally shitty fucking people
89: Kindle or real book? real book for sure
90: Favourite sporty activity? ummmmmmmmmm none????? I’m lazy
91: What is one thing that isn’t taught in schools that should be? mortgages, investing, money management, actual history not the edited version.
92: What was my favourite subject at school? art
93: Siblings? technically 4 half siblings but I only see 2 of them as siblings
94: What was the last thing I bought? pringles
95: How tall am I? 5'10"
96: Can I cook? yes
97: Can I bake? fuck yes
98: 3 things I love? unicorns, aliens, and puppies
99: 3 things I hate? pudding, spiders, clowns
100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends? girl friends I guess
101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys? i get along with good people. gender doesn’t matter but most of them are queer.
102: Where was I born? fort mcmurray
103: Sexual orientation? Pansexual!!!
104: Where do I currently live? calgary
105: Last person I texted? cj
106: Last time I cried? uhhhhhhh i cant remember i don’t cry very often
107: Guilty pleasure? reading awful fanfictions.
108: Favourite Youtuber? i don’t know any
109: A photo of myself. ill post this separately
110: Do I like selfies? not really