Connor Mcdavid has six points in only two games.
Auston Matthews scored 4 goals in his NHL debut.
PK Subban scored his first goal as a pred off his first shot of the season (and almost fell down during his celly because he is the cutest human alive)
A fly landed on the camera during the Edmonton/Calgary game and someone promptly made a twitter account for it.
Chicago have lost every game they’ve played so far.
I know it’s only been two days but hockey is honestly killing it right now.