a favourite!

Also shoutout to the Overwatch anniversary event for giving Genji a power rangers skin AND a voice line from the Princess Bride like um Blizzard I can’t even play the ninja man but he is my boi now I hope ur happy


Tina: What if we have a daughter and she wants to get her ears pierced?
Newt: Irrelevant. We’re not having a daughter.
Tina: Okay, what if we have a son? And he wants to take dance classes while all his friends are playing quidditch?
Newt: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind…  BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS DON’T DANCE AND IF THEY DON’T DANCE THEN THEY’RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE! S-S-S-S-A-A-A-A-F-F-F-F-E-E-E-E…

Scrubs; Season 5, Episode 3: My Day at the Races

for @don-don-donuts

Now for something completely different

(Requests now closed) 

can you believe that ed actually brought up some sugden history!!! they had diane and vic talking about baby robert!! they had diane actually going and rooting out some of robs old childhood toys just so he could have them!! we had diane and robert talking about jack!!!! this is the content i sold my soul 2 this soap for 

like…. the sugdens are such a massive part of emmerdale history and i’m softly weeping at giftsets of diane and robert and vic and wishing we got more of them interacting and talking about their family and sarah and jack because???? how could it all not define who robert and vic are as people :))

You never were good at seeing the things that have the power to hurt you. You face hard time with hands over your eyes and “if I can’t see you then you can’t see me” chanting in your head. Because if you can’t see it then you don’t have to accept it, right?

I know you rather the sweet taste of a well crafted lie because you have been gagging on my Splenda truths. I want to crave out all the lies that have become me, to show you what I have done in your absence but none of me would be left. All of my half truths and spoiled words have keep me alive on lonely night.

It’s not like I fear death but I do fear the tears that will come with the letters you send in the mail. Letters written in your shaking handwriting, asking “how could you be so heartless? ” and I wish I knew. That’s what I’ll write but what I mean is “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to become your nightmares”. I know you’ll see the words I meant to say but you’ll have your eyes covered and the chant started before the tears come to your eyes.

—  Your worst enemy//kayla