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John: “Hey, remember in 2017 when McDonald’s nearly ruined Rick and Morty? They incited a fandom civil war after corporatizing a meme about an old promo sauce. That was pretty fucked up.”
Bob: “…YOUR APP IS MALFUNCTIONING, BROTHER.”
John: “Huh, what?”
*Bob takes John’s smart screen and restarts the app that regulates his mandated neural implant.*
John: “AH. MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU, BROTHER.”
Bob: “YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, BROTHER. I LOVE THE 【ⓈⓉⒶⓉⒺ】.”
John: “I, TOO, LOVE THE 【ⓈⓉⒶⓉⒺ】. SAY, ARE YOU HUNGRY? WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET SOME  ᗰ ᑕ ᗪ O ᑎ ᗩ ᒪ ᗪ ’ ᔕ ™?”
Bob: “YES. I WOULD ENJOY A BIG MAC™. B U Y   O N E  BIG MAC™ ,   G E T   S E V E N   M O R E   F O R   J U S T   $ 1 ,   W I T H   A   D I F F E R E N T   M E N U   I T E M   D E A L   E A C H   D A Y .   L I M I T E D   T I M E   O N L Y   A T   P A R T I C I P A T I N G   ᗰ ᑕ ᗪ O ᑎ ᗩ ᒪ ᗪ ’ ᔕ ™ .   M A Y   N O T   B E   C O M B I N E D   W I T H   A N Y   O T H E R   O F F E R   O R   A N Y   C O M B O   M E A L .   W E   L O V E   T H E   【 Ⓢ Ⓣ Ⓐ Ⓣ Ⓔ 】 . ”

toddlinebling  asked:

So it's 2am where I am but I just have to say Ms Dela was looking so RIGHT in her promo look I am shook to my core

DIDN’T SHE THOUGH????

D I D N ’ T S H E T H O U G H ???!!!!

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Y'all need to understand: I am literally visiting Seattle at this very moment and I’m seeing her Halloween show “Beware the Terror at Gaylord Manor” TONIGHT. I’m seeing her TONIGHT.

Y'ALL!!!!!

@ everyone
Holly Joestar is Joseph’s precious daughter and if Joseph finds you sniffing at her heels + making her uncomfortable, he’s going to show you exactly what he did to Wamuu + Esidisi, you hear me???
JOSEPH HAS DESTR O Y E D A Z T E C G O D S O F F I T N E S S
A L L W I L L F A L L B E F O R E H I M

okay so today in plant pathology lab we were hanging out and chilling yet again and my professor is like “hey the mycology team brought back another weird mushroom wanna see it” and i thought about the last time a mycology team member brought back a weird mushroom and we were like HELL YEAHHHHHHH so he took us back there and lo and behold

M E G A   B O Y

features: 
-mega boy is a perrenial fungus, you can tell because of the weird rings; these are formed by the same fungus growing over the old fungal structure with new mycelium year after year, leaving layers!

-is estimated to be about ten years old by the mycology team

-grew around a chain, which we can assume to be also super old because its in the thicker part of the mushroom and is also super rusty 

-chain is like straight up like 2-3 feet long????

-was in a tree/stump and they removed it

-is being dried and treated for use as a teaching specimen because MEGA CHAIN BOY

-is super heavy, probably because of the chain bbut also because HE MEGA??

-yea so mega boy thanks for coming to my ted talk