a dog life

Mark is the type of pet owner that would greet his dog whenever they walk in a room. Like if he’s in the kitchen and the dog walks in???? “h. E y m aN” The living room “Um hello where have you been??”

Summary of the conversation that just happened cross-species here:
  • Cap: NO IT MY ZEBRA I GROWL AT YOU MILA YOU CANNOT HAVE IT
  • Me: Cap, knock it off
  • Cap: MY ZEBRA
  • Mila: i so confuse i just sit here in hallway???? i not try to take zebra????
  • Cap: MY ZEBRAAAAAA
  • Me: Cap, knock it off.
  • Cap: MIIIIINE
  • Me, getting up out of bed: OH IS IT NOW?
  • Cap: ... uh... I'm... i'm just looking over here at another part of the room i wasn't growling at the baby everything is fine i am a good boy i didn't start a fight over toys i'm fine really i'm okay is it late at night mama i had no idea we'll be quiet now

It has been brought to my attention that I don’t draw yurio enough and I still haven’t stopped screaming about episode 9 so here

(featuring a tiny me and also long-haired yuri as requested by anon)