a dobble






Tim Buckley:

I had to stop gaming for this so prepare for domination. 

My raps will grow faster than your gut and your inflation. 

I’m a hardcore gamer main character of C-A-D

My webcomic spawned a cartoon while you’ve done nothing with your degree.

So you’re a cartoonist? You could have fooled me! 

My dick’s more popular than S-Y-A-C!

So take a swing at this you beta blue bear scrub!

You may be a cartoonist but at least I have a job!

Tom Preston:


I can’t believe I had to endure such a mind numbing rap!

You want to pit your artistic skills against the likes of me?

Sure I can’t draw hands but at least I don’t Ctrl+V.

I defend women. You showed a child your dong!

8 year olds, dude. That couldn’t be any more wrong. 

Check your privilege, Buck. This is a battle you cannot win.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to play some Skyrim. 

Tim Buckley:

Run back to your fantasy dragon quests

It’s better than bitching about high heels and large breasts. 

How long does it take to finish that dungeon mission?

Because I’ve sat here for months waiting for my commission. 

Face is Dobbles, your artistic future looks bleak. 

Get some exercise and learn to take a critique. 

Tom Preston:

I’m going to spell this out to you at my own pace. 

I’m the worst foe you can face so choke that you sexist disgrace! 

Who needs a job when you can be your own boss? 

This battle’s done. I won.

*Tips fedora*

Sorry for your loss. 




anonymous asked:

Hi my friend introduced me to your blog and I love your drawings! My friend is always squealing whenever she sees you post a new picture and I think I just might squeal too. If it's not too much, can I ask for a small Karamatsu doodle? My friend recently introduced me to the anime (I know I'm very late) and the painful man is my favorite >.< It would really make me happy. Have a happy day!

wah! thank you kindly for the nice words! I’m glad my silly dibbles and dobbles can make you and your friend so happy!

Eh? A small Karamatsu you say!

Alright! Small small Kara! 

He’s not as painful since he’s so small but hopefully he is still your favorite~


Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority (Live 84)

You call yourself the moral majority
We call ourselves the people in the real world
Trying to rub us out, but we’re going to survive
God must be dead if you’re alive

You say, ‘god loves you. come and buy the good news’
Then you buy the president and swimming pools
If jesus don’t save 'til we’re lining your pockets
God must be dead if you’re alive

Circus-tent con-men and southern belle bunnies
Milk your emotions then they steal your money
It’s the new dark ages with the fascists toting bibles
Cheap nostalgia for the salem witch trials

Stodgy ayatollahs in their dobble-knit ties
Burn lots of books so they can feed you their lies
Masturbating with a flag and a bible
God must be dead if you’re alive

Blow it out your ass, jerry falwell
Blow it out your ass, jesse helms
Blow it out your ass, ronald reagan
What’s wrong with a mind of my own?

You don’t want abortions, you want battered children
You want to ban the pill as if that solves the problem
Now you wanna force us to pray in school
God must be dead if you’re such a fool

You’re planning for a war with or without iran
Building a police state with the ku klux klan
Pissed at your neighbour? don’t bother to nag
Pick up the phone and turn in a fag

Blow it out your ass, terry dolan
Blow it out your ass, phyllis schlafly
Ram it up your cunt, anita
Cos God must be dead
If you’re alive
God must be dead
If you’re alive

ngozi updates omgcp on april 1st. fans get on the blog exited for the comic panels that await. it’s a lax bros comic. no omgcp character appears. introduced by aaron l. dobble, a southwestern brunette who barbecues excessively through his youtube blog, ftwcheckno who is having trouble adjusting to lax bro culture, especially his harsh and grumpy captain, ian boyleman. “April Fool’s”, tweets ngozi, ten minutes after the update is posted