a disappearing act

hi guys, i know a few of you have been worried about my disappearing act especially after i returned from a recent attempt to end my life. i’m ok, i’ve just been taking a break from social media to try and get my head screwed back on right. i’ve been talking to my doctor and had my medication dosage changed and fingers crossed i’ll be on some level ground soon. i just wanted to update you and i’ll hopefully speak more soon but i just need some time away from the internet to focus on myself and my health. i’ll see you guys when i’m back. 

@ladymatt @blj2007 @sarcasticlightwood @authorquestionmark - just so you guys are aware, because i’ve seen your messages but haven’t felt up to responding 

  • Me trying to maintain relations with my friends when I'm going through a Rough Time: hey it's been a while! Sorry I've been absent [insert generic excuse here]
  • Friend: *replies immediately*
  • Me: oh god.....oh god this is too much I'll reply later I guess
  • Me: *leaves them on read for five days by which point it's too late to reply*
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I am an Arctic researcher. Donald Trump is deleting my citations | Victoria Herrmann
These politically motivated data deletions come at a time when the Arctic is warming twice as fast as the global average
By Victoria Herrmann

As an Arctic researcher, I’m used to gaps in data. Just over 1% of US Arctic waters have been surveyed to modern standards. In truth, some of the maps we use today haven’t been updated since the second world war. Navigating uncharted waters can prove difficult, but it comes with the territory of working in such a remote part of the world.

Over the past two months though, I’ve been navigating a different type of uncharted territory: the deleting of what little data we have by the Trump administration.

At first, the distress flare of lost data came as a surge of defunct links on 21 January. The US National Strategy for the Arctic, the Implementation Plan for the Strategy, and the report on our progress all gone within a matter of minutes. As I watched more and more links turned red, I frantically combed the internet for archived versions of our country’s most important polar policies.

I had no idea then that this disappearing act had just begun.

Since January, the surge has transformed into a slow, incessant march of deleting datasets, webpages and policies about the Arctic. I now come to expect a weekly email request to replace invalid citations, hoping that someone had the foresight to download statistics about Arctic permafrost thaw or renewable energy in advance of the purge.

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Venus Retrograde 2017

The Venus retrograde is upon us with the dates being from March 4 to April 15 (updated dates). It is in Aries/Pisces. Venus Retrograde will influence your finances, relationships, sensuality, sense of beauty, and artistic abilities. Retrogrades always influence everyone to certain degrees. But this retrograde is going to hit Aries, Pisces, (especially the Venus Signs) Taurus, and Libra the most. Also take into consideration your big influences despite your Venus sign for this retrograde!!! 

Aries Venus during Venus RX: Might impulsively involve past lovers, makes brash financial decisions, reminiscing will be frustrating. Creativity is bold, there is a lot of fiery energy behind acts of love, good or bad. At end of RX beware of disappearing acts from others or disillusion. Facing dependence and learning giving could happen. 

Taurus Venus during Venus RX: Unusually impulsive with purchases, can feel braver in love during start, finances will be hit good or bad. Will easily fall for romance, charm, and illusions. Highly concentrated on their appearance. Old lovers or friends could hold them back during this period. Feeling of loss is stubborn. Charm might feel missing, watch out for awkwardness.

Gemini Venus during Venus RX: A lot of energy and activity in relationships, mind wonders to past relationships easily, more sensitive than usual. Finances and creativity can actually get a boosts in vitality, can easily get carried away by charm or praise. Near end be careful of disappointment, could get in touch with intuition, healing, and emotions.

Cancer Venus during Venus RX: Passion and desire are closer to surface, can be insecure about looks or finances, a lot of brooding during this time. Could let go and heal a lot during end of RX. Imagination and creativity boosted throughout RX. Might learn to spot or avoid disillusion. Intuition is heightened during the end of RX.

Leo Venus during Venus RX: Might have frequent nostalgia, creativity is on fire, easily spends too much money, in the mood to be generous. Emotions and energy can be drained by end of RX. Old lovers or friends can throw them off. Watch your money!

Virgo Venus during Venus RX: Emotions easily confused or won’t make sense, heavily blocks out past lovers or friends, communication is off. Might discover new creativity, a lot of healing during this time, standards reevaluated, easily worries about looks. Can feel unnaturally vocal, aggressive, and competitive towards loved ones.

Libra Venus during Venus RX: A WHOLE lot of nostalgia, reminiscing, and past influences or insecurities coming forward. Can be aggressive towards self, concerned with looks, easily lose track of money or has good luck with new money. Charm might feel missing, watch out for awkwardness.

Scorpio Venus during Venus RX: Can feel vain, might come across very fortunate or draining circumstances financially via loved ones. Lots of vitality at start, finds calm at end or an escape. Opportunities for healing. Be careful of unexpected grudges.

Sagittarius Venus during Venus RX: Easily disillusioned or let down, energy is scattered, highly impulsive with purchases, confidence drains. Can be a good time to discover new talent or niche, emotional sensitivity is heightened, passion is constantly going up and down.

Capricorn Venus during Venus RX: Feeling more aggressive and forward, might let old lovers or friends back into life, watch for bad decisions. Needs space during this time, finds it hard to recharge, but can find some internal understanding near end of RX. 

Aquarius Venus during Venus RX: Creativity boosted as well as aggression, light themes on past lovers/friends haunting them. Could change their idea of beauty or outer appearance, might feel a shift in spirituality at the end.

Pisces Venus during Venus RX: Easily falls for others during this time, head over heels for romance, watch for a lot of disillusion at end of RX. Past will haunt them someway, pain could inspire imagination and outlets, financial threats linger. Healing and large transformations might come at the end of this retrograde.

Scene 1 Act 1:
It opens on a small fragile girl. All girls are fragile. She falls open on a bed too big for her. It swallows her whole. Everyone swallows her whole. She’s too much to handle. She breathes out but she can’t breathe.
Scene 1 Act 2:
It’s dark. But it’s always dark. The camera follows her around a washed out bathroom. Blood stains are splattered from her wrist to the bath towels. They’re colorful. She’s more colorful.
Scene 1 Act 3:
Asleep on the bathroom tile, an EMT wakes her up. It’s a hospital bed and it’s an IV and it’s the tapping of pens and it’s ‘are you ok?’ and it’s and it’s and it’s silent.
Scene 2 Act 1:
It’s Tuesday and it’s cold. She hears people getting better. She disappears.
Scene 2 Act 2:
Phone calls from distant relatives and cold coffee. They forget to say they love her. Everyone forgets to say I love you.
Scene 2 Act 3:
There is no happy ending.
—  The Play They Don’t Tell You About

i’ve been practicing a disappearing act,
a simple one,
in which
i don’t respond to the messages filling up my inbox.

i make up excuses,
saying i’m busy,
or that i’m ill,
although i guess the latter is the truth.
i avoid leaving the house,
because the outside scares me.

and when i must face the world,
i do so with a subtle smile,
so that they may call me friendly.
and nobody questions
the tiredness of my eyes
because as long as my lips are pulled up at the edges,
well what could i possibly be hiding?

in this act the audience mustn’t close their eyes,
because everything happens in an instant.
one moment i am there,
and i am happy and breathing,
and the next moment i am gone–
the audience cheers,
asking where i went,

they wonder if i am going to return.

—  hi–ily 

Amazing… Your phobia of women is completely gone! 
No. It’s just… It’s only gone with you.

art trade with the fabulous Kai (@krazehkai) and !!! I’m !! So !! Happy!!!  thanks for being patient! hahaha i know i took 842849 years to do this but its done now! :)

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WE DO knot ALWAYS LOVE YOU Part 19 Full Translation [FINAL Part]

The Ceremony

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Pages 200-203

Along the road heading towards the senkaimon, Renji who was at the very back of the group he was escorting, called out to Ichigo who was walking directly in front of him.

“……what is it?”

The distance separating them from the other three people ahead widened meaning their private conversation could not be heard.

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anonymous asked:

Imagine humans showing aliens 'magic tricks' like pulling a bunny out of a hat and disappearing acts and stuff like that

Im to sleep to form an actual response and all i can imagine is that gif of someone showing magic to a monkey which since im on mobile i cant add

*ball disappears from cup*

Monkey: :O :D!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Djwifi+ "Trixx (which is the fox kwami) don't you even think about it!"

“Don’t you even think about it!” Alya hissed, grabbing her kwami and shoving the troublesome little creature under her pillow just as Nino opened the door to the bedroom. 

“Hey, everything ok in here?” he asked looking around, “I thought it sounded like you were talking to someone.” 

“Oh, that… uh… I was answering a text from Marinette I sometimes yell at my phone. You know how she is with her wacky schemes and all that!” 

“Right,” Nino said not looking entirely convinced. “So I know we’ve been talking about taking advantage of your family being out of town for our 2 year anniversary and whatnot, but if you aren’t comfortable with this…”

“No! No I promise it’s nothing like that!” Alya said jumping up and grabbing his shoulders. “Believe me, there is nothing I want more than for us to finally spend some quality time together. I know I’ve been really… distracted lately, and I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you I promise.” 

“Al, you don’t owe me anything,” Nino said gently cupping her chin to meet her eyes, “yeah it’s been hard lately but that’s life. I am not going to freak out and leave you or something stupid like that just because you get busy. I mean come on, I’ve been putting up with Adrien’s constant disappearing act for 2 years and he’s still my best bro. Do you really think I wouldn’t do the same for you?” 

Alya felt herself relax as she leaned forward to kiss her boyfriend. She really had lucked out when Ladybug had locked them into that cage all those months ago. Who else would be so supportive and understanding even without knowing what was even going on? After all she couldn’t exactly tell him that she was spending half her time running around town as Paris’s newest hero. He had even been helping her with managing the updates on the Ladyblog. 

She wrapped her arms around his neck, reveling in this rare moment of intimacy and completely oblivious to the small orange blur that darted over to her computer. 

“You are the best,” Alya whispered between languid kisses, “you know that right?” 

“Oh really?” Nino grinned, “does that mean I rank higher than Marinette on the Alya’s most important people scale?” 

“You might even rank higher than Ladybug,” Alya teased. 

Nino laughed and gave an exaggerated fist pump. “Yes! Life goals achieved!” 

“I love you,” Alya said, her teasing giving way to genuine emotion as she looked at this boy whom she couldn’t imagine her life without anymore. 

“I love you too,” he said softly leaning in for another kiss. 

“LET’S GET IT OOOOOONNNN…” Alya and Nino leapt apart as the loud sound of Marvin Gaye burst from her computer speakers. 

“Trixx, I don’t care if you are a demi-god, I am going to murder you!” Alya shrieked whirling around in search of the mischievous fox.

“What?” Nino asked. 

“Uh….” Alya gulped, “Oops.” 


“Give me a fandom/ship and a sentence of dialogue and I will do a paragraph/short scene.”

Fic Recs 19

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18

Almost there! One away from 20! Oh, what a time to be alive.

Now, let’s get to the recs.

Originally posted by korilakkuma-say

Newlyweds by @alayneni - Married Olicity buys a summer home in Ivy Town. Their neighbors are way weirder than they expected.

The White Queen by @felicityollies - Adrian Chase wants to break Oliver Queen. He thinks Felicity can help with that.

Originally posted by queensarrow

When a King is Really a Queen by @hope-for-olicity - Oliver Queen writes romantic suspense novels under the pseudonym Olivia King. Felicity Smoak is not pleased when she finds out who her favorite author really is.

Red Red Wine by @lynslogic - Donna Smoak meets Oliver Queen - winery owner - at Starbucks. She decides to show him Felicity’s picture and give him her number.

Originally posted by galatarakisi

Pressing Your Luck by @joyfilled_noise - Felicity gets caught counting cards in a mob casino, but thankfully it’s owned by the one Bratva member who won’t cut off her fingers.

take my hand (take my lead) by @bokayjunkie - Oliver gets “kidnapped” by the kindest, sweetest kidnapper ever. And it’s not technically even a kidnapping. Felicity just needs his help catching Tobias Church and exposing the CEO of AmerTek.

Moving In and Moving On by @hoffkk - Felicity’s getting evicted, and needs a place to stay. Thea just happens to have another spare bedroom. Oliver’s also living with her, but that won’t be a problem, right? Right?

Originally posted by arrowsource

Wardrobe Changes by @layalee - Five times Felicity wore other men’s clothes. And one time she wore Oliver’s.

Tommmmyy!-verse by @greyhorizon - Tommy lives. What follows is four element-themed fics about Thea and Tommy working with each other to bring Olicity together as the power couple everyone knows they’re meant to be.

Bottom of the Ninth by @dettiot - A series of unrelated baseball Olicity prompts in honor of Opening Day! Super cute, sporty, and adorable.

The Magician’s Final Disappearing Act by @realityisoverrated-fic - Part 100 of the Infinite Love series. Malcolm crosses a line. It’ll be his last mistake. Aka: I always love a fic where Malcolm dies/is murdered. Life made.

Till the neighbors know our names by @nightkeepyr - SPICY AS H*CK. Continuing the smoaking billionaires trend with this fic. Felicity hella attracted to her roommate, Tommy. And his boyfriend, Oliver. What could go wrong?

Originally posted by ivanv

Platonic Best Friends Do Exist (You’re Just Not Them) by @somewhereelse - Felicity and Oliver are roommates and best friends. Just friend. Right?

In Another Life (I could be your man) by @angelicmisskitty - Oliver’s homeless due to mysterious circumstances, and one day he saved Felicity Smoak from falling in the subway. What follows is a relationship that will change both their lives.

About Last Night by @wrldtravler - CEO Felicity Smoak hires Oliver Queen as a personal assistant so he can learn more about the corporate world before he starts working at QC. Months of blistering UST come to a head one night.

Originally posted by thatonekimgirl

Gather Your Darkness by ME - Who wrote an angsty post-5x17 fic? That’s right, me! You’ve got broken Oliver, angry Felicity, and awesome Digg. I’m really proud of this one, guys!

Dr. Merlyn, MD by me, also - Did I write a Dr. Merlyn chapter of post 5x17? You know it. My kink is accurate medical descriptions, situations, and procedures. You’re welcome.

First thoughts on 12x18...

The Memory Remains is is one of those episodes where I can’t really tell how much of the problematic-ness was done on purpose, and I don’t want to be ‘that person’ that goes around saying that nothing is problematic and everything is perfect, but I also doubt that the ‘wrong-ey’ things in the episodes were accidents, because accidents don’t happen accidentally and there is a pattern, and patterns rarely happen accidentally. Basically - was the fact that all the main characters were white men done on purpose? The waitress Carmen and the health inspector are there, kind of in the outskirts on the scene, we barely hear their voices, the camera barely fixates on them, and when it does they don’t really get their ‘own’ shots, but we look at them through other characters’ eyes. In an episode with so much focus on looking through eyes (we repeatedly see things through a mask’s eye holes), I think it’s probably done on purpose.

It’s a claustrophobic episode, both in setting and ‘atmosphere’. Almost everything happens in enclosed spaces (the bunker, which is literally a bunker; a fridge cell; a basement with a literal tiny cage in it…) and the vibe of the episode is claustrophobic, a virtual enclosed space of lies weaved by white dudes. Reminds you of something? The episode Thin Man was the same, in Thin Man there was a dude wearing a monster mask that others mistook for a real monster (but… who was a real monster, although human), there were secrets and lies and the monster was a dude with an inferiority complex and whatever. After Thin Man aired we discussed about the episode being about white men only, the only female character killed right away and just a plot device, and it made sense - it felt jarring, and claustrophobic, and wrong, just like this episode feels, because everything is supposed to feel wrong and jarring and uncomfortably enclosing, because the episode is about cages and traps and acting wrong.

When Ketch and his men leave, the lights and shadow form a bar pattern, just like the bars that were supposed to keep Moloch trapped in the basement. The episode is about people being trapped, and Dean and Sam are trapped by the British Men of Letters’ scheme, Ketch has trapped them with the fake messages from Mick and now the bunker has become a cage, they’re under surveillance… it’s like when they were arrested, but now they are ‘arrested’ in their own home, and they don’t know it. They think they’re free, just like Lucifer thought he was free (and apparently now thinks he can get free, either with the help of that demon at the end of 12x17, or Dagon, or his child), but Lucifer was under Crowley’s control, just like the Winchesters are under Ketch’s control. Judging from the promo for 12x19, I’m betting that Cas also thinks he’s free but is under heaven’s control (again, poor thing).

Speaking of Lucifer - he’s a parallel to the Winchesters, but also, obviously, to the actual monster Moloch (*insert goat imagery related to the devil here*). Pete freed the monster from its cage, just like Lucifer has been freed from his original cage by Cas+prevented from going to the cage by Crowley. I’m not sure whether Pete is a mirror for Cas or Crowley or both - both Cas and Crowley wanted to use Lucifer for some goal (fighting the Darkness in Cas’ case, I-don’t-think-we-know-the-full-extent-of-it in Crowley’s), but Pete only claimed that his goal was ‘saving the town’, he just wanted very egoistical personal gain. If he’s a Cas mirror, he’s a dark mirror; if he’s a Crowley mirror, I don’t know.

Now let’s talk about Dean - Dean’s behavior is supposed to feel jarring and wrong, he’s concerned and scared about Cas so he distracts himself - the waitress (at a place filled with tiny Cas things* and large BS written everywhere), even called Carmen which reminds us of Carmen Porter from 2x20 and that is so not a coincidence, the burger, which Dean is overenthusiastic about just like when he came back from Purgatory (“it’s a treasure” then, “this is heaven” now - and the word heaven isn’t a coincidence, either, not with what the next episode is going to be about - again, I’m tending towards a Naomi-like situation where Cas is more under heaven’s control than he realizes, in some way or another).

* It’s like a compendium of everything - coffee, burger, “Gus’” like in season 9, the comet-ish-like logo, I mean, there’s even a fish…

The emphasis on the initial letters makes me think we’re supposed to read is as “BS C(a)S” aka bullshit Cas - Dean literally has sex with a woman to fill in Cas’ absence, and it’s quite explicit in the episode, it’s not just the letters or whatever - Dean is upset because Cas has disappeared, Dean acts on his coping mechanism things, it’s linear. It was supposed to be an episode about being closed in a dark place.

Changing the topic - the heaviness of dysfunctional white dude family brings us to the Stynes again. The entire season is run through by the Stynes, from the nazi elements to now a family who has a dark secret and basically owns the town (just like the Stynes were “gods” in the town). The intertwinement of the Bishop family and the British Men of Letters basically spells Stynes 2.0 - the Stynes invaded the bunker and ‘tainted’ it (back in those times we wrote about a possible adiós to the bunker just like we’re doing now…) just like Ketch and his men have done, with the difference that the Stynes trashed up the place, while the British Men of Letters acted so that Dean and Sam wouldn’t notice. Dean’s photographs feature heavily in both cases… (the two scenes are also parallel to Amara’s visit to the bunker, when she did trash the place up a little but also saw Mary’s picture and eventually brought her back - Amara, like Ketch, kind of collected into about Dean connected to Mary; the Stynes kinda did the same, as they dug up the same pictures, but they didn’t care).

So, I think the BMoL arc is going to have a lot in common with the Stynes arc, with the due differences - I expect a ‘reverse’ of the dark elements of the Stynes arc (Dean doesn’t have the Mark but has grown up a lot since those times, etc etc - extradiegetically, I’m pretty sure the witch twins and Jody are going to be fine lol, I’m pretty sure they learnt the lesson).

Basically I saw this episode as the love child of Thin Man and The Prisoner (there were vibes and references to other eps, but those two stood up imo), which suggests that the story will proceed in a way that will put the characters in situations similar to the ones back in late season 9-late season 10, except that the characters have gone through experiences that are going to have them react to the situation differently. Thoughts?

anonymous asked:

I'd be really interested in your view on harry releasing his solo and album before Dunkirk is released. Would this effect how he's seen as an actor? Would it interfere with any of the promo for the movie or his music? When do you think would be the best strategic time to release his music? I'm super excited for Harry's music, and am interested in your thoughts on the new timeline suggested

yeahhhhhhhhhh I don’t know.  I don’t really like it and I”m trying to work through why I feel that way and i’m having a tough time putting it into words that make sense outside of my own head lol

I think part of it is because I’ve heard from different people how he wants to keep music and acting separate which i think is very smart.  And this definitely won’t help him do that.  It MIGHT affect how he’s seen as an actor, depending on what kind of music it’ll be.  Especially since Dunkirk is such a serious film and such a big departure from anything he’s done in the past, both musically and promo-wise with One Direction.  It’s just completely different tonally and would have been a great reintroduction after he’s been in hiding for so long.  

Promo also will be…complicated.  They’ll probably do print media/interviews in late may with on-camera interviews/press junkets in June.  So that’s…a lot.  Granted, it’s an ensemble film so he won’t be needed for all of the promo.  It can be spread around a little bit, but at the same time…the fact that he’s a big star and it’s his first movie means the press is going to want to talk to him a lot. It’ll definitely be a balancing act.  

Then there’s the question of with that balancing act, would it lead to overexposure?  Or is his team baking on the fact that his disappearing act over the past year and a half been enough for people to WANT all that Harry in your face all at once?  I mean, listen, I nearly died yesterday when we got to see pictures of him after not seeing him for so very long…but even I”m a little hesitant about this.  

Personally i’ve been expecting it to be a fall release this whole time.  He’s a big enough name and it’s so anticipated that he’ll do enough sales to compete in Q4.  It also seemingly wouldn’t compete with what the other boys release.  Plus, it’ll be enough time post dunkirk to recover and have people excited to see him again.  Always leave ‘em wanting more, and all that, you know? 

Hopefully my dash of negativity doesn’t mean my Harry card is revoked ;) You know whenever it’s released i’m gonna buy the hell out of that album and listen to it on repeat and tell everyone around me to buy it until they’re sick of me talking about it and I’ll be banned from even saying the word “styles” even if i’m talking about clothes.  Buuuuuuut i’m still hesitant for the time being.  

prove it.

Originally posted by jeonbase

not requested.

genre: fluff(?)/smut (blowjob involved lol)

summary: in which yoongi and you are roommates and become somewhat intimate(?) 

a/n: i might make a part 2/3?? let me know if i should!

Ever since you moved in with Jimin’s best friend Yoongi, your life completely changed; you became his servant. You were the only one cleaning up the house, doing the laundry and feeding the random cat that Yoongi seemed to love.

“Move out the way.”, you told Yoongi as you were holding a basket of your laundry. “You move.”, he said as he opened a packet of crisps and leaned against the front door. “That’s not gonna work, you’re literally blocking the doorway. Besides your laundry is 90% of this.” “Nah.”, he said as he shoved about 23 crisps into his mouth. “Why can’t you be like other guys and like stay in your room and jerk off.”, you sighed as you readjusted the position of the laundry basket on your waist. “You would know, wouldn’t you?”, he smugly replied before moving out of the way. “You know how to wank, right? Or do you need a girl to teach you?”, you joked. “Like you’d be any good.”, he chuckled as he wiped some of the food leftovers on his sweatpants and finally moved out of your way. “I guess I’ll have to show you some time.” “Go on.” “Maybe another time, when we get to know each other a bit better.”, you winked jokingly as you walked down the hallway. Yoongi watched you walk down the hallway until you disappeared, although he acted like a flirty asshole 99.9% of the time he did actually care about you, you had become a part of his life, for the better, not just because you were like a servant.

On another occasion Yoongi had actually made dinner for the two of you, something extremely rare, rarer than seeing Bigfoot. “What’s this all about?”, you laughed as you sat down at the dinner table. “It’s our 6 month anniversary being roommates, thanks for joinin’ me here.”, he genuinely told you. “I had no idea you could be nice.”, you joked as you turned your body towards him. “Hey, I’m horrible to the people I like, appreciate it.”, he pouted as he shoved a spoonful of rice into his mouth. “Min Yoongi likes people? Woah, slow down there. This is a lot to process.”, you laughed as you started to eat. “Yes and I quite like you so shut your mouth or die.” His statement left you in shock, this was the first time he had confirmed that he liked you, even though he probably didn’t mean it romantically, it made you feel all warm and happy inside.


Later that same night Yoongi and you were lazing around, watching whatever was on TV. Yoongi’s head was in your lap and you were playing with his hair, “I like this, moments where it’s all silent and we get along.”, you said as you broke the silence. “Me too actually, thanks for being my roommate, also thanks for not bringing home some random one night stands.”, he replied as he sat himself up. He signed for you to lie down this time and you complied. “Same with you, I’m glad I don’t have to listen to some random girl get off with you, although you’re quite audible when you play with yourself.”, Yoongi started playing with your hair, mirroring what you did with his. “Is that a problem?”, over the past few months of living together the boundaries between the two of you got smaller and smaller until they no longer existed.

“I mean not really but you still need to let me prove to you how good I am.” “You seriously meant that?” “Of course I did. Also judging from your late night wanks, you don’t last all that long.”, you teased as you looked up at your dark-haired roommate. “I can prove that I do.”, he smirked. You got up and kneeled in front of Yoongi. “You’re dead serious?”, Yoongi chuckled in disbelief. “100%, meant every single word. I’m a man of my word.”, you replied as you rested both your hands on his thighs. “They’ve gotten bigger?”, you said in surprise. “I’ve been working out quite a bit.”, he shyly laughed. “Check you out, Min Yoongi, the roommate who never leaves his apartment, has been…working out?”, you sarcastically replied.

“Fuck you.”, he laughed. “Kinda gonna get to that.” “Seriously fuck you.”, he laughed; he couldn’t take the situation seriously, was this going to happen? You were gonna give him a handjob, maybe a blowjob if he was lucky? “So, when are you gonna get to the good bit?”, Yoongi said, turning the situation serious. “Patience is a virtue, remember that.”, you said as you palmed him, gradually making him harder and harder. “You’re making me go crazy, you know that?”, Yoongi groaned. “Trust me, I know.” Yoongi was growing more and more impatient the harder he got, eventually you deemed him hard enough stood up in front of him. “Where are you going? You can’t just make me hard and leave!” “I’m not going anywhere, I’m moving into your lap.”, you smiled as you took a seat on his lap and straddled him. “This is torture.”, he whined but before he could do anymore complaining you attacked his lips. The two of you fought for dominance but eventually Yoongi won and his hands were on your hips, pulling you closer to him. You then pulled away from him and his lips and moved to the side of him and towards his lower region.

“Is this finally gonna happen? I feel like I’ve had this raging boner for eternity.” “Raging boner? Nice one Yoongs.” “Just get to it, please.”, you listened to his wish and pulled his sweatpants down slightly, pulling out his member, which was much bigger and thicker than you had anticipated. “What the fuck Min? Commando with your size?” “The dick wants what it wants.”, you shook your head amused at his comment and slowly jerked his hard member. You could see how much Yoongi hated how slow you were going and he was growing impatient with your actions. “Can’t you go a little faster?”, he whined. You complied and sped up for his pleasure. You earned a few low growls and groans from Yoongi who was completely under your control.

After a few moments of pleasuring him with just your hand, you moved your head to his cock and started teasing his tip, earning a hiss from him. “Fuck, warn me next time will ya?” You ignored him, not that you could really reply with his dick in your mouth. You moved down his cock and started bobbing your head, causing Yoongi to moan out of pleasure again. “You really are great at this.”, he managed to say in between breaths, after he managed to get his words out he grabbed your hair into his fist and moved your head quicker, he wanted to cum so badly. His cock easily went down your throat two or three times causing you to almost choke each time. Eventually you removed your lips from his cock and just pumped the member until he came all over your hand.

“You are fucking amazing, I owe you one.”, Yoongi said breathlessly. “Yeah, for nearly choking me to death.”, you sarcastically replied. “No, seriously I need to return the favour some time, besides I’ve been wanting to for a while. And umm… I really mean what I said before about liking you, like not just for sex or whatever I really have fallen in love with you and your company.” “You know Yoongi, confessions normally come before the sex.”