a cup of kindness

Well.  That sucks  

Sutton United manager Paul Doswell says reserve goalkeeper Wayne Shaw has resigned following the story surrounding him eating a pie in the dugout during the FA Cup match against Arsenal last night.

“I’m devastated, the chairman is devastated. I have spoken to Wayne and the guy is in tears, crying down the phone. It is a very sad situation,” he told Sky Sports News.

“But the club cannot be seen to accept that situation. We try to run the most professional non-league club we can be.

"It might be funny to some people ,but it shows me and the club in a bad light.

"We realised the implications of what happened with the FA and the gambling commission and Wayne has resigned on the back of that.

"None of us where aware of the situation or we would have advised him against it. we conducted ourselves superbly throughout this FA Cup run, it is very unfortunate.

"He is a very good friend of mine but it is something the board in particular found very unacceptable.”

anonymous asked:

I have really big boobs (G cup , or idk how u measure then but they big af) and i really really hate it but girls seem to like it tho? Ur opinion in having big boobs?

In my opinon a G cup is really big (like European G cup size at least is). And yes i like all kinds of boobs but out of pure honesty i find a G cup too big. Also with bigger boobs comes the problem that you can get back/neck problems quicker bcs you have more to cary. Ofc there are girls who really love bigger breast so if you feel bad bcs you don’t want to be judged or are afraid of bad reactions/girls not liking it, you shouldn’t. There will really always be a girl who likes you nomatter what. But in the end the only thing that counts is how you feel about your own body/breasts because others may love your body but when you don’t love it yourself it gets harder.

Fantastic Beasts Preference: How You Kiss

Requested by anonymous

Newt: Newt is very gentle. He usually cups your cheeks before kissing you softly

Originally posted by outcen

Tina: kind of like Newt, Tina’s kisses are usually nice and soft

Originally posted by notweirdjustgay

Queenie: you’re both smiling like crazy whenever you kiss. You both usually start out slow but you’re not afraid to deepen the kiss

Originally posted by sourpepperz

Credence: Credence is usually nervous so you have to take over. Your kisses are always slow and passionate

Originally posted by sensualkisses

Seraphina: you don’t get much alone time since you both are always so busy but when you do get the time just to kiss each other the kisses are nice and long

Originally posted by yeezus-saint-laurent

Today, I fucked up... by eating ice cream in the back of an ambulance

– Obligatory “this wasn’t today” –

I’m a firefighter/EMT and live in an area that responds to a significant amount of high-speed vehicle crashes. Needless to say, we all get a little calloused after a while.

It was July and my Captain, myself, and a co-worker decided to hit up a local fro-yo joint to cool off. As we receive our delicious cups of frozen creamy goodness, we get a call from dispatch of a high speed SCHOOL BUS VS. PICKUP wreck up on the highway. This is the kind of shit you dream/worry about as a FF. We hadn’t even paid yet, but the kind lady thrusts our cups of ice cream into our hands and yells at us to run, and that it’s on her. As we throw our protective shit on, the guys hand me their bowls (they are up front driving) and I am left figuring out how to preserve or discard the significant amount of ice cream present.

We’re hauling ass, and I have the brilliant idea to put the ice cream into the refrigerator where we keep the IV drugs. We make it to the wreck, find out there is a school bus full of kids, and a completely unrecognizable truck that had a young lady (driver) who was killed on impact. The kids were alright, but all the bystanders were pretty shaken by the scene, especially because one of the lady’s legs was amputated from the hip down and was just laying in the middle of the highway. I picked the leg up and covered it with a tarp.

Even worse, the car driving behind the pickup was the MOTHER of the deceased, and as expected she was absolutely hysterical. Basically, this whole thing was a shit show. I go over to try and comfort the mother, and listen to her say all of these things I know she would never tell even her closest friends, and then eventually left her when her pastor showed up.

I go back to the ambulance, and find out we need to move the ambulance to make room for some incoming units (43 kids inside the bus, all needed an examination), so I hop into the back and wait for my driver to get into the rig.

About five minutes goes by, and I figure he got held up. So I think “damn, it’s a hot fucking day and that ice cream is just sitting in that fridge.” Fuck it, and I go for my big bowl of fro-yo. So I’m sitting there, quickly spooning heaps of chocolaty goodness into my mouth, when the back of the ambulance door swings open.

15 kids, 4 cops, my boss, and the poor frantic mother just staring at me, as I shovel a big lump of ice cream into my mouth. I immediately grasped the gravity of the situation. Bus full of potentially injured children. An amputated deceased victim. The victim’s mother. And I am sitting in the back of the ambulance eating ice cream like a fat, careless fuck.

I tried to recover, practically throwing the ice cream sideways and stammering out “alright kids who wants to go for a ride?!” or some stupid shit like that. But they couldn’t hide their disapproving astonishment.

So that’s how I got the nickname Ice Cream.

TL;DR: Am firefighter, was getting ice cream, got interrupted, went to car wreck with dead people, finished ice cream in the back of the ambulance while on scene, was seen by everyone

Check out more TIFU: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

So last night was a mess, I danced and sang in front of the camera until I puked but otherwise it was fine and dandy and fun, so thank you my friends for hanging out with me while i was drinking alone! <3

Things that make sense after episode 10

Why everyone is super friendly with Yuuri, even though he claims only Phichit is his friend.

Why Victor came to coach Yuuri.

Why the rumor even started that Victor was taking time off to coach Yuuri.

Why Yuri is mad Victor came to coach Yuuri.

Why Yuri knows he lost the Showdown early on.

Why Chris was *ahem* affectionate at China cup.

Why Phichit has a constant “you kind of deserve this” attitude towards Victor’s shenanigans

Why Phichit has been playing worlds best wingman.

Why no one has been focusing on the Epic Romance playing out (it wasn’t hard to see coming and they just want to skate).

Why everyone keeps offering Yuuri drinks to calm his nerves.

5

westallen + slow mo kisses

Counters Used in Korean

The following counters are used in conjunction with pure Korean numbers up to the number twenty, after that Sino Korean numbers can also be used. Some of the counters can function as independent nouns. The counters that can function as either counters or independent nouns are preceded by a dash in parentheses and vice versa for those that can’t work as independent nouns. 


Counters Used with Pure Korean Numbers:

−시  o’clock

(−) 달  months

(−) 사람  persons, people

−명  persons, people

−분  esteemed people

−마리  animals, fish, birds

−살  years of age(but not for esteemed individuals)

(−)산  cupfuls

−대  vehicles, machines

−가지  kinds, varieties

(−)병  bottle

−번  times

(−) 시간  hours

(−) 해  years

−군데  places, institutions

−갑  pack

(−) 상자  box; case; chest

−부  newspapers; books(if bought in multiple copies)

−장  flat objects; pieces of papers

−채  buildings

−개  items, units, objects

(−) 봉지  paper bag

−권  bound volumes; books or magazines

Fluffy as cotton candy Aus

because we all need some that make us warm and fuzzy inside sometimes :)

  • “I’m looking for my favourite kind of tea/hot chocolate/keurig coffee cup things and I spot two boxes on the shelf and I take one and oh hi, you like it too?”

  • Alternatively: There’s only 1 box
  • also imagine: Them enjoying the tea together

  • i’m taking pictures of the sunset here because it’s really pretty and I see you drawing the sunset and it’s such a great photo opportunity let me just- oh shit the flash was on um, hi?

  • alternatively: I come to this spot to draw the sunset all the time and I just saw a flash out of the corner of my eye. I look and someone’s pointing a camera at me. what the hell?

  • I decide to go swimming at night because there’s less people but there’s a group of people having a bonfire at my normal spot what now (OT+ friendly!)

  • I’m asking if the library has a book that I’ve been waiting for and you happen to return it just then

  • I’m low on cash by a few cents/forgot my wallet/card and you pay for my drink order at this coffee place hey thank you so much

  • I always come to this coffee shop to draw bc I love the atmosphere and someone asks to sit here sure I guess??

  • Alternatively: Everytime I come in here you’re drawing and they always look so pretty so I muster up the courage to ask to sit with you and you said yes shit now what

  • *insert obligatory one is sick here* but then person A taking care of person B gets sick and person B just laughs and said I warned you

  • imagine sleepy cuddles early in the morning or late at night or the middle of a sleepy afternoon please

  • teasing one when they can’t reach something on a high shelf so they climb the counter out of spite and then sit on the counter

  • friendly teasing in general especially if it leads to kissing i mean what

annnnnnd I’m gonna stop here because I just realized how long this was ^^’ Have fun with these and have a wonderful day!!
~Mod Karissa