a couple of master life ruiners


Clintasha 7/10 AUs | AU "Based on a Quote"
↳“People think we had a love-hate relationship. Well, I did not love him, nor did I hate him. We had mutual respect for each other, even as we both planned each other's murder.”
-Werner Herzog.

You see, we have a love-hate relationship kind of thing. It's sorta like a game of cat and dog. We're always challenging and pushing each other's limits. Which, is kinda hot, actually.  
-Didn't your mother ever teach you how to treat a lady?
-Good thing you're not a lady then.
-What a gentleman. My kind of man.


Clintasha 6/10 AUs | AU "LMD" | Inspired and based on a RP by littlerussianspider
Life Model Decoy (LMD's) are a S.H.I.E.L.D. designed robot that takes the form of a living person. The owner can see through, speak through, and control everything the LMD does in the field.

You know what I want? a clintasha kid fic where their daughter is nothing like them. I’m tired of reading fics where their kid is always the perfect archer, perfect agent, perfect spy, perfect everything. it’s always the same

“My name is ______ and I’m the daughter of hawkeye and black widow. I’m [9-15] years old and I’m the best [assassin, spy, agent, ballerina, etc..] and I can speak [Russian, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Chinese, Spanish…] all fluently. I’m ridiculously smart, the avengers are my uncles and they all love me, oh and btw, I’m the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen.

My parents were [killed, kidnapped, hurt] and I have to save them! uncle Nick won’t let me go but [I have to do this, I will go and find them] nothing will happen to me because I’m peRFECT!!”

It’s okay, I get it! Clint and Natasha are “master assassins” but they didn’t have much of a choice. I don’t think they would want that kind of life for their child.

I just want a fic where their daughter doesn’t know how to throw a punch, is obsessed with [1D, Big Time Rush, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, etc…] and it’s fucking annoying, loves pink, super girly and has a crush or is in love with Steve.

I want something different, not the same fucking plot in every story out there!!

Thank you! (: