a colbert christmas


Never forget. 


Good Grief, It’s A Stephen Colbert Christmas Special

Stephen: Oh look, we’re under a mistletoe, boy this is akward. By Christmas tradition we’re supposed to kiss..

Jon: Really? In Jewish tradition it means we have to take a *one minute of censored out sex stuff**makes sexual noises* then you’re supposed to go *one more minute of censored out sex stuff* with a lamb shank.

—  Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart, A Colbert Christmas (The Greatest Gift of All)