*10 minutes ago in my living room*:
- Me: *reading funny tumblr post to parents*
- Stepmom: Haha! That's funny, what's it from?
- Me: Tumblr
- Dad: Do you know tumblr is one of the worst social media sites?
- Me: ...
- Stepmom: What?
- Me: ... wwhhaatt on earth do you mean father???
- Dad: tumblr doesn't regulate the stuff that is being posted and there is all kinds of porn...(says more bad things)
- Me: OHHH REALLY?????! I HAD NO IDEA!!!? THE HORROR!!