shoutout to donald duck’s two best friends from his wild gap year down in latin america. donald went back home and settled down with daisy, and josé and panchito settled down with each other. they live half the year in chihuahua and half the year in rio, with a few thrilling adventures in between just to keep things interesting. panchito’s family ranch is very bountiful and josé’s show sells out every night. sometimes, for old times’ sake, they drunkenly clamber onto a table when no one is watching and sing about how they’ll always be together, and they mean it every single time. the sunset bleeds just for them. their love is dreamy and passionate and true.