a card vending machine you guys this needs to be everywhere

25 things I wish someone had told me before going to college!


1- CHOSE A MAJOR YOU LIKE! There is nothing worse than getting stuck in a program and major you don’t like; forget about what everyone else wants you to do and follow your dreams. I know, it sounds cheesy, but you’re better off being cheesy than spending thousands of dollars studying something that makes you miserable.
2- Tablets and Laptops are life saviours. I understand that not everyone is technologically friendly, or can afford a laptop or tablet, but trust me when I say that it will save you tons of time when it comes to note taking! Not to mention that you can excess your classes through your computer.
3- Buy at least one clothing item from your school. This could be a t-shirt or a hoodie, just buy something that you can look back 20 years from now and remember what an awesome time you had in college!
4- Bring an extra calculator with you on exam days. Just do it! If you don’t want to end up with a mini Hello Kitty calculator on your final Macroeconomics exam, just bring extras!
5- GET AN AGENDA! Yo, even if you’re a dude you’ll need somewhere to write down all of your assignments, tests, work schedule, dates, group meetings, time to brush your teeth and even time to shower. When your brain is crowded with information it is more likely to forget certain things like assignments and due dates – however you’ll still remember every line to Hakuna Matata, isn’t that great?!
6- Don’t buy books on the first week of school. Almost every college student will tell you that buying books is a waste of money; most teachers don’t even require them. Wait out until you’ve had all of your lessons and then buy the books for the classes you think you’ll have more difficulty in!
7- Make at least two “class friends”. You’ll need people to help you out and be in a group with. Trust me, everyone is scared shitless of going to college; surrounding yourself with friendly people will put you at ease and you have someone to share group work with, and who knows, even be friends with!
8- ASK BLOODY QUESTIONS! Remember when your teachers in high school said “There will be at least 2 people who have the same question as you”? Well in college there will be around 60-300 people with the same question; besides, no one gives to craps about you in college, just ask your question and ace your class!
9- Don’t skip too much. Skipping in high school is one thing; you can miss a week and still have an A+ in all your classes. However, college is a whole different story. Missing a week of classes is like missing a month in HS – please only skip if you feel like your dying – I know I’ll for sure follow my own advice this year.
10- Professors don’t care about you. I keep telling people this story but yet no one seems to let it skin in. My first class at college was Microeconomics and my professor walks in and looks at all of us and just says “I really don’t care if you guys are here or not; if you get hit by a bus that is one last test I have to mark.” Professors don’t care if you’re sick, if your dog died or if your granny broke a hip; you missed the assignment’s due date? Sucks to be you! This point goes hand-in-hand with number 5, (GET A BLOODY AGENDA) write down every single due date that you have in front of you and try to get as much work done as you possibly can so you can hand it in earlier; that way you can miss the due date but your assignment will already be with the professor or your TA!
11- Coffee is a friend. In all seriousness, most college and university student have a coffee addiction because we spend most of our nights trying to finish an assignment or because we couldn’t sleep due to too, much stress because of a test.  I find that the bitterness of the coffee matches our approach to school.
12- Try to get at least 7 hours of sleep. Did I just hear “GURL U CRAY!” from somewhere? I guess I did, but we all need sleep! School is already exhausting enough when you have had your sleep, but without it? You’re looking at a long string of months that mash into random spurts of crying in the middle of the hallway, dozing off in the middle of class and a lot of irritation. Sometimes it’s better to get a C in an assignment than a mental breakdown.
13- Dedicate an hour a day to homework. Whoever said that you need three hours of studying for each hour of class clearly didn’t have a social life! During weekdays dedicate an hour to do your homework and during the weekend you can afford more time to finish off essays and excel spread sheets!
14- Stress is very normal! Stressing over things is part of the whole college experience, but don’t let it depress you. Like I mentioned above, you need to take care of yourself! This means sleeping, eating right, taking showers occasionally and most importantly, taking care of your mind!
15- YOU CAN EAT IN CLASS! Suck on that high school teachers! I can eat a whole buffet without you staring me down! But PLEASE, don’t eat crunchy things or chew with your mouth open – not only will you get dirty looks, but someone might just try to kill you (AKA me)
16- College/Uni friends are 10x better than your high school ones! Yeah, we all have that one person from high school that we still love and adore (Sup Gingerness???) but in all honesty, you were only friends with certain people because you saw them 5 times a week. Friends in post-secondary are a whole new level of awesome!  These are the kind of people you can see at your wedding, or going on vacation with after graduating, not to mention you trust them with your notes, and there is no bigger level of trust than that in college!
17- Hand in your assignments on time!!! Professors appreciate you handing in your stuff early, but if you think they’ll take an assignment that is late… You have another thing coming. The only thing that will make professors CONSIDER letting you hand in stuff late is a doctor’s note – and even then they might not let you. So to avoid problems in your soon to be stressed life, JUST HAND IN YOUR SHIT ON TIME!
18- Failing a class isn’t the end of the world. There is always next year and the summer. Trust me when I say that you won’t die because you failed a class, it just means that you have to try harder the next time.
19- You can leave the class whenever it tickles you fancy. You can also suck on that HS teachers! Yeah, you can leave whenever you want!! You also don’t have to play the whole “Can I use the washroom?” just to have the teacher reply “I don’t know can you?”  If your bladder is singing the song of her people you just get up and leave!  It’s that simple, really!
20- Enjoy your campus! I seriously cannot explain how much I love my school campus! Its red brick everywhere and wood cottages – seriously stunning! Grab yourself some coffee and sit outside, enjoy the autumn winds blowing around you; however be careful when walking, you don’t want to step on someone’s used condom from last night!
21- Downsize your wallet. Yes ladies, I’m talking to you. Campuses are prime spots for people to steal your stuff – keeping only a limited amount of cash on you is a very smart idea. Also bring only your debit if you can – credit card fraud is very real and scary!
22- Bring entertainment. You might notice that you have a three hour break between your classes, and there is only so much work you’ll be willing to do in those hours! Bring your tablet and watch Netflix, pull out your DS and play some Mario Kart! Anything that will help you pass the time. Also, don’t forget your chargers; it’s all fun and games until you see the 4% battery that threatens ending your favourite TV show right when the important stuff is happening!
23- Your average will drop…. Haaa, the most dreaded part of school! Say good-bye to those 95% averages, unless you’re Einstein and Wonder woman all rolled into one, it’s almost impossible! 60’s are truly a blessing and when you get a 70 it’s like the world is playing a trick on you!
24- Freshman 15 is not a myth!! Your first year is all about experimenting, hence why your average drops and your waist line expands. Keg parties, vending machines, unlimited excess to the pizza store and all the candy that is around you will make sure that you put on at least 15 pounds, if not more. And gym? Pleeeeease, you’ll be more worried about the essay that is worth 50% of your mark than lifting a 50 pound dumb bell at the gym. But don’t you fret!!! That is why you have a second year; so your average can go up and your butt can finally fit into those skinny jeans again!
25- Bring water and food. I can’t even begin to tell you how stupid expensive food at school is; I’m sorry, but $5 bucks for a bloody croissant isn’t happening! If you live on residency, you’ll probably experience a bigger struggle than those of us who commute, but you can still manage! Bring healthy snacks and a lunch you can eat during classes. Don’t forget water bottles; most campuses have water fountains that you can refill your bottles with, don’t spend your money on vending machines and energy drinks – save all that for your coffee and tissues!

Mark Dating Profile

Day 2 Mark
i hope you guys like it ^_^ 
I’m starting to realise how long these actually are :P
Kids the music video is nearly at 3million, please keep trying your hardest! show got7 what my babies can do!
~Ahgase Omma

Ideal type
a girl that would laugh at his ‘jokes’ even though he knows its not that funny, someone who can be quiet with him but also be the main talker is public situations. Got7 chill couple. he would want her to be playful in the public eye but still be aware of whats going around her. he doesn’t have to look after her, she can have an oppa without needing an oppa.

How would they act with their crush

he would be his normal quiet self, but would give her more eye contact, he may casually touch her shoulder, and laugh at her jokes. he wants her to see that he acts differently around her, but in the sense that she makes him happier than anyone else can.

Approach/confession
he would drop hints for some time, ‘i love spending time with you’, ‘i hope the others don’t join us today’ you know those lines that play with your mind. When he finally thinks that you maybe on the same page he would just tell you how he feels and suggest going out without the others. he wouldn’t ask you right out, he doesn’t want you to feel obligated.

First Date
Something similar to mini golf/skate park, something slightly active and competitive  but still quiet enough that you can talk. he would have done the classic dinner or movie, but a dinner means none stop talking and awkwardly staring at each other, and a movie is not enough talking for the first date. he likes a mix of something in the middle

First Kiss
super soft and not over powering, it may even be on the cheek, a kiss on the lips would be a quick peek, with one of his hands softly placed on your jaw. probably an end of date kiss.


Regular Dates
lots of late night drives, and movies in, eating all the junk food, which of course mean junk food runs at 2am, whether it be for just you two or the whole group, it because your thing. most of your dates would be late nights, and most of them with the others around, with you two just chilling together, however he would surprise you with date nights.

PDA
Lots and as much as possible.
Public couple- a little low key in public like holding hands, maybe a hug when its more fan cameras and not professional cameras.
Private public couple- a lot of back hugs with him resting his head on your shoulder, sitting next to each other and rest heads on each other.

Gifts
Casual gifts- drink or snack, lots of small cute things from abroad, like those cute vending machine toys from japan. a butt load of got7 merch.
Special gifts- couple jumpers/sneakers/bracelets, doesn’t buy rings on a whim. 

Pet Names
Y/N, your childhood nickname, jagi, babe, baby, darling, really he’s open to a lot of names.


Behaviour
in front of the others- calm and relaxed, he would sit next to you with his arm slung over you shoulders with your head resting on his, as you watch the others make fun of your coupliness and generally make fools of them selves.
Privately- Handsy AF, casually watching a movie and his hands would softly run up and down your side. he would act silly and share all the funny stories and jokes. he would be serious with you now and again, but he would lighten the mood as much as possible, he doesn’t want his burdens to be yours.

Next Steps
Moving in- 1 year minimum
Sex- 7 months minimum
Parents- 6 months minimum
Marriage- 4 years minimum

Pros
Sending pictures of Coco dates to each other, being marks best friend first, being super close to the legend that is papa tuan! dinner with his family, being marks ego boaster, especially when you encourage him to speak more korean. hearing all the stupid jackson and bambam do on set/studio/everywhere. when mark pulls the ‘true hyung’ card when your out with the others. not having to care about tiptoeing around the dorm, because your dating the eldest, aegyo for days, especially when he’s trying to apologise or make you laugh, all those tweets, and secret messages to you during shows. mark/coco/you cuddles. sleeping on his chest.

Cons
seeing more of Coco during the day than Mark, having a lot more take out than you could imagine, hardly seeing him during the day, mostly talking over FaceTime. becoming the heartbreaking middle man between him and his family because they can never get a hold of him at the right time. Jacksons relentless teasing. 

Gifs are not my own

Suho - When You Help Him Be a Bad Boy

Suho: omgggg guys look I found the coolest coin ever on the street it’s an 600BC quarter isn’t it so cool

everyone: *chatter chatter*

suho: guys manager hyung is calling all of you!!!

everyone: *chatter chatter*

Lay: oooooOOOOOmg guUUYSS managEr hyuuUUUNG said heeEe wants to taaaaAALk to uSSSsss

Everyone: o really?? Wow guys ok let’s go

Suho: what the fuck. Lay you don’t even talk! You’re not even the leader! Guys he’s high as fuck right now how are you listening to him and not me?

Sehun: Suho hyung stop talking to yourself and come on

Tao: o wow nice a quarter I needed one more for the vending machine *snatches quarter*

Suho: *fuming*

You: pssssssst

Suho: huh?

You: pssssstt

Suho: O jagi why are u doing that you’re right in front of me

You: you should know I appreciated that coin, it was wonderful. You shouldn’t have let Tao take it away like that

Suho: well he’s my dongsaeng so as his leader I sh-

You: no more pussy talk Suho. We’re gonna teach you how to man up. your members will cower in front of you. They’ll start calling YOU cold city guy

Suho: oh psHHHk

You: ok let’s start now ….give me your wallet

Suho: *hands over wallet*

You: no you have to say “NO!” you just failed

Suho: *cries*

You: you’re failing even harder now

Suho: *sobs*

You: ok Suho can u stop. Listen you have to learn how to say NO. I just made you cry…..yell at me for it!

Suho: ok well that wasn’t very nice of you an-

You: JOONMYUN! BE ASSERTIVE!

Suho: AAAGGHHHHhhHHHGGGGGGGHHHHGHHHHHHHH GIMME BACK MY FUCKING WALLET AND STOP YELLING IM OLDER THAN YOU

You: no you’re not

Suho: ok sorry

You: Suho I LIED YES YOU ARE OLDER…WHY WOULD YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT

Suho: IM SO CONFUSED

You: are you gonna start crying again

Suho: *looks up with crazy eyes* nO

You: wOW ok now we need to work on your look. Stop smiling happily and throwing out eye smiles everywhere. Pretend someone just said you are the WORST mama wolf in the world. Imagine that for the rest of your life and make the appropriate angry expression.

Suho: *makes a super angry but super hot expression*

You: nIIIICEEE. Ok now here’s 10 lbs of eyeliner and a leather jacket.

Suho: *puts it on*

You: *cries tears of joy* I think you’re ready

Suho: shut the fuck up

*rest of members return from manager hyung meeting*

Kai: Suho hyung why didn’t you come to the meeting? Were you writing a friendship card for manager hyung…you know he doesn’t like that…

Suho: how bout you and your bitchass stop talking right now.

Kai: wha-

Suho: I’m your leader, listen to me. Kyungsoo I swear if you look at me one more time with your oversized eyes I will stab them. Chanyeol try laughing for no reason ever again, see what happens. Baekhyun I will chop your tongue off if you say another shitty joke. Kris if something is “not your style” you can go back to fucking canada. Luhan, guess what, you’re not manly. And xiumin do u think I give a shit that you’re the eldest ? You better start calling me hyung. Kai don’t you dare talk to taemin ever again. Chen your annoying ass laugh pisses me off and I never wanna hear it again. Lay don’t you dARe give instructions in my place ever again. Sehun I don’t need your shitty attitude learn what respect is and fear me. And Tao I don’t care if it takes you a million years GO BACK AND FIND MY GODDAMN QUARTER.

Members: UM

Suho: WhT THE HELL DID I JUST HEAR YOU GUYS TALK WHAT DID I SAY I CANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARENT LISTENING RIGHT NOW. THATS IT

*takes out gun and starts shooting the ceiling*

You: what. I never gave you that when did you-

Suho: I’ve always had it

You: you’re sooOO badd I love u Suho.

Suho: I love you too jagi but if you talk again I’m gonna shoot you.

"Stranger": A Jack Johnson Imagine (CUTE) PT.1

hey guys. this might be a little sucky, sorry it’s been a while. I was in the middle of making a sad imagine but you guys kept asking for a cute imagine so why not make it cute since you’re reading it. so here it is. xx

Part 3

Part 2

Y/S/N = Your Sisters Name || Y/N = Your name

___________________________________________

You were currently checking in to your hotel room for Digi Tour Jack & Jack for your sister.

You had to go with her since the place was two hours away from home and your parents had work.

You don’t hate Jack & Jack, but you just don’t see what the big deal about them is.

You finally get settled into your hotel room and you plop onto the bed. 

Its 4 PM and you guys are going to Digi at 9AM tomorrow.

Your scrolling through Instagram when.. “Y/N! HELP ME WITH MY OUTFIT.”

You stuff your face into the pillow and mumble “..wear whatever you feel comfortable in.”

“NO! IT HAS TO BE PERFECT” She says loudly.

You knew she was standing there waiting with her hand on her hip,

but being the stubborn person you are, you just stayed in the same position.

Suddenly you feel a hand grab each of your ankles, you knew what was going to happen but all you manage to do is scream “Y/S/N!” 

than she forcefully pulled you out of bed, causing you to fall onto the ground with sheets everywhere

You looked up at her smirking face and glared.

“Love ya sis!” She says satisfied. “-NOW HELP ME!" 

You groan.

You finally helped her, and you chose for her a mint green skirt, with a black lace crop top, and you let her borrow your black Steve Maddens.

After that you guys walked around, and went to get some Pizza for dinner.

It was 9PM when you guys got back to the hotel.

You went to take a quick shower, than went to sleep.

You always get thirsty in the middle of the night and you forgot to get water, so you got up and went to buy a water at the vending machine at the end of the hallway.

Your eyes were 1/3 open and you were 1/5 awake.

You stupidly forgot your hotel room card so you knocked on the door.

No one answered, than finally after your 7th knock your sister answered

She seemed taller but you chose to ignore it since you were probably sleep deprived

You went to your bed and quickly fell asleep

…..

It was now 7AM and you slowly flutter your eyes open

"AHHHHHHH” You scream as you see three unfamiliar yet familiar boys surrounding you “WHAT THE HELL”

“Oh, we’re sorry we didn’t mean to frighten you” The one with brown hair and a bruise on the side of his face said.

“FRIGHTEN? WHAT THE HELL, WHO WOULDNT BE FRIGHTENED.” You look to the other bed and didn’t see your sister “WHERES MY SISTER?!" 

They all look at you confused, “WELL?” You say getting irritated.

"You knocked on the door last night and fell asleep on my bed?..” The one with black hair and nice eyebrows said.

“Shit.” You mumble. “Whats the room number.”

“1154” The blonde, cute one said.

“Im sorry, I was so sleepy last night. Im only a room down. Ugh Im so stupid. It was nice meeting you guys, Im sorry if I came off rude. Bye” You say very quickly and quickly speed walked out of the hotel room, not getting to catch their names.

You knock rapidly at your actual hotel room door this time, your sister answers and you walk in.

“Where have you been? Actually.. Don’t answer that. You took a shower last night so just get your stuff ready, than take a shower with your hair up. Im gonna shower now though." 

You nod.

After 20 minutes Y/S/N was finally done and you took a quick body shower

You decided to wear white/light blue high waisted shorts, a tribal crop top, and black combat boots. And some black sun glasses.

You took a cab to Digi, and waited in line. When you were finally in, you guys walked around.

Your sister got VIP so you got her general ticket that came with the VIP package, which you didn’t mind because you didn’t really care.

She was next in line and suddenly you hear her scream your name

You run up to her, avoiding all the girls screaming “NO CUTTING”

"WHAT WHAT ARE YOU OKAY” you say in a whisper yell

“Take the picture with your phone! My phones dead!” She says

You glare at her but agreed.

It was her turn and you put it on record so you could take the pictures while recording

You took about 10 none careless pictures until you decided to take a good one and after you took the nice pictures you realized it was Bruise, Brows, and Blondie.

They looked at you, “AYE!” they exclaimed 

You turned a bright red realizing who they were.

They called over security and you lightly cursed at yourself than at them.

You thought you were going to get kicked out but Blondie, who you suppose is one of the Jacks, was the one talking to security and when they were done Blondie smiled at me and the security man nodded. 

The security guard came up to me and said “okay, so before the show starts go backstage and say “blue bird Neil sent you.”

You laugh at the code

“Dont laugh, this is strict business”, he said than laughed with me. 

SHOULD I MAKE A PART 2? IDK IT NEEDS MORE JOHNSON DETAIL. SO TELL ME IF YOU GUYS WANT A PART 2 AND ILL MAKE IT. ILY xx

if you didn’t know already Blondie, Bruise, and Brows are Jack J, Sam, and Jack G