a body like this doesn't just happen

  • ling: technically it doesn't count as possession if you become friends w/ the entity that possesses you like at that point they're basically just crashing at your place and hanging out w/ you but your place happens to be your body
  • edward: n.. no. no, i'm pretty sure that's--
  • ling: i love making friends

anonymous asked:

Somehow, I can imagine Bill dissociating a lot. Like, he'll just sort of be sitting there doing something and happens to see his reflection in something or he tries to do something that his human body can't do and suddenly everything feels wrong. And he would lift his hand and watch it move but it doesn't feel like he is the one doing it because it isn't HIS. And sometimes he'll just sit there for hours staring blankly at the wall because everything is wrong and nothing feels real.


Holy shit

Yeah pretty much.
I’d imagine that happens a lot during the earlier parts of the au.
The “can’t look at his reflection” thing is absolutely spot on.
It’s why he wears those gloves.

Things that I have been told/said rp sentence ask meme
  • "There is like literally no way back for me, it's already too late."
  • "Did you just growl?"
  • "If I'm going down, you're coming down with me."
  • "How much you wanna bet this is because what happened the other day?"
  • "Who called it? I did."
  • "Can't a person read in peace?"
  • "When I find a movie I like, I will gladly watch it over and over again as much as possible."
  • "Don't be alarmed if I all of a sudden just fall asleep, cause I'm tired."
  • "I will gladly fight you."
  • "I'm too tired for this crap, so can we not?"
  • "I'm going to keep score of how many times you say that."
  • "I'm so close to punching someone in the face."
  • "Listen, I am someone that has a lot of anger pent up inside me so don't get on my bad side."
  • "Oh yeah I'm fine, dead inside and currently screaming internally, while sobbing uncontrollably but still fine. Perfectly fine."
  • "And they say I'm the crazy one."
  • "I was nodded off so much I think I blanked out."
  • "I'm someone who will flirt with bad pickup lines but if I'm flirted back with, I immediately get ready to run,cause that usually doesn't happen."
  • "I'm not used to having someone flirt back with me so if I fall over, just assume I'm dead."
  • "You can never have too many books."
  • "You have an addiction and I swear we might need an intervention."
  • "I feel like I was just thrown out a 73 story building then beat up by a bunch of body builders."
  • "What do you expect from me? I'm barely even able to expect much from myself."
  • "I pace when I think so please let me pace."

Honestly, Grey’s is cutting into it’s own flesh by leaving all these plot points open only to add random time jumps for the sake of one story (which only results in other characters being screwed over bc their storylines keep getting stalled even further).

deathtwonormalcy  asked:

The issue with that jazz post is that white people like black music packaged in white bodies so they clamor to white jazz musicians and white R&B musicians and they are the ones that get rewarded in award shows and that become white people reality, they have tried doing the same thing to hip hop too . just because the op doesn't listen to jazz musicians doesn't mean that black people have abandoned jazz and and you have movies like lala land reinforcing the lie.

Yeah, exactly. And like, people might look at Pat Boone doing a very vanilla version of Tutti Frutti by Little Richard and laugh, but it’s something that still happens a LOT even if it’s not (quite) as corny.

Honestly, the things I’m just recently hearing about La La Land… I know they talked about the struggling to get it made and I’m like, how DID it get made and win Oscars in 2017? Was it helped by “Make American Great Again” white supremacy? I’m not joking. That shit has fueled a pre-Civil Rights nostalgia wave and a lot of historical revisionism.

accio-the-force  asked:

Me again! Promo pic edition :) I've stared at the back of the head of whoever is answering the door for way longer than is socially acceptable (probably). At first I was convinced it was Fitz, but the longer I look the more I'm questioning if it is Alistair? The hair doesn't look quite right for FW!Fitz, but the body type strikes me as more Fitz. What do you think? Thanks again for being so awesome :)

Anonymous said:  So it looks like the Jemma/Fitz confrontation is happening in 4x20??? Also is she pointing the gun at Fitz or Alistair? I can’t tell

Anonymous said: hi!!!! i’ve just seen the promo pics and im SO excited. Any idea of why is jemma going to meet fitz’s dad???

Anonymous said:  So do you think the photos from 4x20 where Jemmas holding a gun I presume on Alistair hate happening in or out of the Framework? He’s just dressed and styled so differently than we saw in 4x18

Anonymous said:  In reference to the latest promo pic, who do you think Jemma’s pointing the gun at? (Also, thank you for all the time you spend answering these questions :))

Here we go guys!  4x20 Promo Pic Ask Round Up!

So I’ve been starting at these pictures for a few hours now, batting around a few ideas, playing in photo shop, and rewatching scenes to get the looks at the backs of peoples heads.  

First up!  WHO is Jemma pointing the gun at?

Its Fitz…Alistair….or someone left off the press release.

The first thing that jumps out at me is where they are at.  It doesn’t scream Head of Hydra for Fitz or even seem to be in Papa Fitz’s taste (I picture something more modern for them).  Next is we have seen Fitz constantly surrounded by security while he’s been in the Framework, so how was it that Jemma just walks up and knocks on his front door.  Or Alistair’s for that matter, the father of “The Doctor” would also have protection when he was out and about.  

Then I went and lightened the photo up a bit…because really we couldn’t add another light in here guys?

And then we compare the backs of heads….



I checked the guest stars and it doesn’t really match anyone on there either…maybe Burrows.  Though once again the location doesn’t make sense.  Though with this arc…we could still see a surprise or too (but no I don’t think that is Hunter).  

EARLY theories:  Bear in mind we have a ton of unknowns right now.  But it seems we are in for one heck of a twist at some point in 19.

Jemma is getting Her man back and going to give Alistair all sorts of hades while doing it. My “Its a Trap” theory is right and Radcliffe played Daisy.  

  • Those ‘safeguards’ he was talking about actually reset the the Framework and make it the happy place he intended it to be.  The “Farewell Cruel World” is literally and the “Cruel Part of the the Framework goes away.  
    • This also works if the system resets after AIDA get’s what she wants from the Framework.
    • This would also explain why some aren’t ready or are unwilling to leave.

Adding to that idea is Papa Fitz here….looking awfully ‘dad’ like there.  And a hint of Season 1 Fitz with the patterned shirt and cartigan.   Quite the difference between the Alistair we met last week.

  • If they system resets for whatever reason, and the Framework gets sunshine and rainbows, the version of Alistair we see is the father FITZ wanted to him to be.  Loving and supportive.  However the the trade off is he is still missing his memories of Jemma and the team.

Another option is there are 2 Fitz’s in the Framework.  

  • “The Doctor” was created by AIDA For Ophelia to mimic the relationship and get Looking Glass going.
  • While the ‘real’ Fitz has been off living in the country with his ideal father.  His memories of Jemma and the team are gone but he’s been relatively ‘happy’ out there.

A deal has been struck:  

  • My Papa Fitz is in cahoots with AIDA and/or Radcliffe is true and once AIDA gets what she wants she wipes Fitz’s memories again and gives him to Papa Fitz for another do over.  

Something to do with Project Looking Glass:

  • IE this is an effect of it being activated.

Finally, its a massive fake out and Papa Fitz and Jemma aren’t in the same location at all.

Other things we need to note:

  • Lil and Iain both have doubles for this episode, the only main cast members that do.  
  • Jemma is still in her Framework jacket.
  • Jemma could be one of the ones unwilling to leave, we could get a “I’m not going anywhere without Fitz” moment.
  • Jemma seems to be alone, so perhaps a parallel of Fitz’ searching for her/information on the monolith.  Daisy has left for the Real World to get to the hostages physical location.  
    • I suspect there could be some sort of loophole in play that the hostages will gave to go through the backdoor themselves to go.  Because why else would it matter if they were willing to leave.  
  • No matter who it is…Jemma’s there in order to get Fitz and the others back.

anonymous asked:

One of the things that makes me believe there is something going on between Harry and Louis, it's Louis' body language towards him. It changes instantly whenever Harry approaches him. Louis gets all flirty and shy and squirmy and flustered, like you can feel the butterflies in his belly. That doesn't happen with the other boys, only Harry does that to him. I bet that as soon as Harry touches him in private, Louis melts in his arms. That boy is hopelessly in love.

Their body language says it all. I think sometimes, even after all this time, Harry takes Louis by surprise and Louis kind of just….doesn’t know how to handle himself when that happens

So flirty

I still don’t know what the hell this was

This is the face of a boy in awe….and love

Harry Styles has the power to make Louis a flirty, giggly, flustered, butterflies-in-his-tummy mess and a half. It’s a beautiful thing to behold :)

  • max: look at this note warren left me, he's such a goofball
  • max: warren makes me smile ((she says this tWICE))
  • max: *picks up warren's flash drive* must protect my precious
  • max: *blushes when dana talks about warren liking her*
  • max: *trusts warren enough to attempt to tell him about her powers before anyone else*
  • max: warren is pretty cute when he's in full-on geek mode
  • max: *trusts warren enough to call him for advice on how to open a locked door, in the middle of the night, and not worry that he'll tell anyone what she's doing even for a second*
  • max: *when chloe says max "friendzoned" warren* no, he's really cool!
  • max: *looking at alt!warren* *sad/hurt voice & face* he hooked up with stella...?
  • max: *looking at a cruelly graffiti'd photo of warren that's been stuck to his door by nathan* poor warren. nathan is lucky i'm a pacifist.
  • max: *while writing an actual cheesy pick-up line on warren's room slate* sometimes you just have to take a chance and see what happens... will he think that's too dorky?? well, it's not like he isn't. he'll laugh, right??
  • max: *when warren says he'll never erase said pick-up line* you better not, it's permanent!!
  • max: *when warren says he's feeling pretty alpha* *flirtatious body language* you are.
  • max: *when warren sadly says he knows how to be invisible at school* not to me, warren. text soon.
  • a lot of people, still, somehow: max shows literally zero interest in warren though. she clearly doesn't like him at all.
Who You Should Fight: 39 Clues Edition
  • Amy: She took and survived the Master Serum, sure it's not in her system anymore but who knows? There might be a little bit lingering in there still. Do not fight Amy Cahill under Any Circumstance.
  • Dan: Dan would love to fight you. Dan would PVP you. Meet you in the pit. Fight Dan Cahill for the EXP but don't expect to win.
  • Hamilton: Do Not Engage under Any Circumstance. Hamilton Holt will use your body as a club for the next poor sap that tries to fight him. Repeat. Do Not Engage under Any Circumstance.
  • Ian: Ian isn't great at fighting. Have you seen him fight? Didn't think so. Doesn't mean he won't kick your ass though. Dude probably knows how to poison you with your own saliva. Do Not Fight Ian Kabra.
  • Natalie: Why would you fight a little girl? She's so cute and precious and she's already shot you with her dart gun. You're down. Oh now she's called in Ian. Do Not Fight Natalie Kabra.
  • Jonah: Jonah's muscles are fake, just like his personality. However, Hamilton happens to be his best friend. A great defense mechanism. Only fight Jonah if Hamilton is gone.
  • Reagan: Into ballet so she could easily backhand you with her foot. Backfoot you? Still, she's young. You both could use the experience. Do Fight Reagan Holt.
  • Madison: Do we even know if she's still alive? Whatever. Do Fight Madison Holt.
  • Sinead: Has turned into a Grade A wimp because of various relevant and irrelevant plot devices. Probably needs a good kick to the face. Do Fight Sinead Starling.
  • Ted: A complete nerd face. You will win, but you'll feel bad about it because he's blind. Do (Not) Fight Ted Starling.
  • Ned: A complete nerd face. You will win, but you'll feel bad about it because he's got crippling headaches. Do (Not) Fight Ned Starling.
  • Evan: Dude this dude is like. Oh man. Seriously. He's the dude that's your sidekick throughout the entire game but it turns out he's the mastermind/final boss. Do Not Fight Evan Tolliver.
  • Atticus: Are you even joking. The entire cast and half the fandom will beat you up if you attempt this. Do Not Fight Atticus Rosenbloom.
  • Jake: If you have the chance to engage, go for it. Always Fight Jake Rosenbloom.


anonymous asked:

Prompt where Alec gets hit with some sort of short term truth spell and he ends up revealing a lot about his insecurities and secrets he didn't ever consider telling anyone and the whole gang is like floored, bc they never knew Alec was hurting so much everyone comforts him and then they have like a group cuddle where no ones aloud to talk so Alec doesn't have to keep being too honest. You're fics are my favourite thing<3

“Alexander?” Magnus asked, watching as Jace steered Alec into Magnus’ apartment. “What happened?”

Isabelle, Clary and Simon followed in, looking worried. It was quite weird, that Magnus knew that something was wrong with Alec, even though there was no physical harm over his body. It was just something he was wearing in his expression, a terrible, heartbreaking thing, and his hands were shaking, which was something that never happened to a shadowhunter. 

“He got hit with a truth spell.” Jace told Magnus, setting Alec in the middle of the room, stepping away carefully. It looked like he was afraid Alec would fall over. Jace walked quickly over to Magnus, whispering, “He’s really beat up, I don’t know how the spell works but is there a way we can fix it?”

Magnus shook his head. “No, truth spells go away after a few hours. We just have to let it run it’s course.”

“Great.” Jace mumbled, looking back at Alec. 

Magnus frowned and walked up to Alec, putting a hand on Alec’s shoulder. “Alexander?”

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anonymous asked:

In the kanamari switch headcanon thing i'm surprised that you didn't mention about mari being all touchy and basically checking kanan's body out in the mirror and kanan telling her to stop or she'll sue her but mari ignores bc mari is mari and it's the opportunity of a lifetime and mari's like daaaaamn kanan you really do have a perfect body huh?? (Im crying what's wrong with my mind.)

Ok tbh I definitely thought about that, but I decided not to use it because if they were already dating then Mari woulda seen her body up close n personal.

BUT, if they weren’t dating, imagine Mari waking up in Kanan’s body and immediately noticing that Kanan sleeps in the nude. She’s laying there like ??? at first, but then she actually gets a bit shy. She always admires Kanan’s body from afar, but something about her being able to actually see the entirety of it just by looking down makes her super nervous. It actually takes her like 30 minutes just to put on clothes cause she’s covering her eyes with her hands. 

And when Kanan wakes up in Mari’s body, the first thing she’s worried about isn’t even the switch. She doesn’t even care that the impossible is literally happening because she instantly remembers her sleeping habits. If she’s in Mari’s body, that must mean Mari is in hers. That means Mari KNOWS

I should not have to explain this.

I was not “fixed.” I am not “healthier” now. I am not a “defect.”

This language implies that I was/am broken. This language implies that people who have bodies like me are broken. This language implies that there is a “right” way to exist. Just because my body does not function in a way that you have yet to be exposed to doesn’t mean that it is any less than you. Having a disabled body does not mean you are less than someone who is able bodied. Also, if a disabled person is speaking about their own experiences, /don’t insist on relating it back to your own/.

I /don’t care/ that you know someone who had the same surgery as me.

I /don’t care/ that you know someone with chronic pain.

I /don’t care/ that you had that one health problem that has since been resolved with one trip to the doctor.

I am talking about /my experience/ and when you talk over me to make an obscure reference to something you haven’t even gone through, you are feeding into the drowning out of disabled voices that happens way too much in our society.

My voice. My story. My words. Not yours.

Maybe next time I’ll address the ableist comments that happen in my critiques seeing as most of my work as of late has pertained to my health and relation to my body.

Buffalo | 3.9.15

puzzllcd  asked:

"My body... It feels like it's splitting apart..."

Undertale Angst Starters

STATUS: closed

“Yuugi?” Ryou blinked a few times, albeit confused, there was no time wasted as he could already be found on his friend’s side. Worried eyes glued to the smaller man, Ryou allowed himself to grip the other’s shoulders. His pale fingers curled over the petite frame, if anything, just to draw Yuugi’s attention to his alarmed words. 

“Are you alright…? What happened?” He pressed, already knowing that he wouldn’t believe it even if the other would start to assure him it was nothing. It didn’t look like nothing. 

“Look– There is a bench over there, do you need to sit down?” There was not a lot of room for an answer though, as Ryou already started nudging the other in said direction.

Here’s the new Vibe I mentioned! He goes by Terry for now, because I can’t resist giving my characters incredibly serious and fitting names. 

The guy basically…embraced the powers the verse gave him, and is, well, OP as heck. He goes around destroying universes for it’s magic and souls, viewing himself as a kind of hunter. Fighting-wise he’s relentless - pretty much no matter what happens, he keeps going. Break off an arm, he’ll pick it up and stick it back on, or continue without. A side effect of this is he’s basically falling apart. He doesn’t heal as fast anymore, and only his corrupted magic (which is, uh, gooey) holds him together. 

Personality-wise, he’s cold, distant, and generally terrible in any situation that requires talking to people. Which he doesn’t generally do much, being an antisocial world eater with a phobia of the dark and a habit of going blind when his body occasionally fails him. When that happens he tends to have a panic attack - or near to one. 

…yeah I made him up today during a boring lecture. I…I may have a problem.  

what if hannibal lecter never really killed all those people and instead was really super clumsy like “whoops i tripped and fell and my knife just happened to stab that guy seventeen times” and so he panicked and decided to hide the bodies in his cooking so nobody would see and expose him for the secret klutz he really is

DIY Plague Cures: Scorpion Oil

Why rely on plague doctors when you can make this easy recipe at home, with only 3 ingredients?
This one needs to be prepared in advance, so don’t wait until the last minute :) No one wants to spend plague season playing catch-up!

Prep time: 40+ days

-100 scorpions*
-Olive Oil (the oldest you can find!)

Take your scorpions and stew them in the oil until they are completely consumed.  Once that’s done, strain them through linen, add an ounce of rhubarb, and store in a glass bottle in the sun for forty days. Remember to mark it on your calendar!
After 40 days you should have ointment that is wondrous useful in times of plague, to be applied to pulse, heart, head, neck and nostrils.

*Specific instructions like 100 scorpions** always make me so curious. Was it just more aesthetically pleasing? Is 99 not enough? What happens if you use 101? How was this arrived at??
**For those of you who are curious that’s between 3 and 11 pounds of scorpions, depending on the size.

how long does it take Jonathan to put his costume on though

and not like the New 52 costume, like the more elaborate ones where he has to wrap his entire body in bandages before he can even begin to put the rest of it on

or the ones with all the belts on them like he must be sitting there for ten minutes at a time just fastening belts

and then he gets to his waist and says ‘ROPE’