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doctor-allons-y  asked:

*coughs nervously* Hi! So, uhm, I've been following your blog for a really long time and I'd just like to say I'm a huge fan! You're absolutely amazing at writing, and you've got some mad skills. I was wondering if I could send in a request (my first ever one!) for Andrew and Neil about which one of them would be the person to steal the other's phone and which one would be the one to deal with the aftermath. Again, number one biggest fan! Keep it up! Lots of loveeeeeeeeee! <333333333333

Ladies and gents I present my giant dork of a best friend. I love you.

this is so long im so sorry

  • Andrew takes Neil’s phone
  • But see, it’s not just for kicks, this kid has a plan, he’s already placed certain bets with the rest of the Foxes long before he takes Neil’s phone
  • The two have similar phones so it’s easy enough to switch his for Neil’s in the morning. Andrew makes sure his is dead so Neil can’t get into it anyway.
  • Nicky and Matt and Dan and Allison and even Renee’s texts keep coming in to Neil’s (Now Andrew’s) phone and a gc with the upperclassmen along with Kevin’s reminders for practice have Andrew murderous
  • So Andrew has Neil’s phone and he texts everyone normally at first so everyone is under the impression that it’s Neil
  • He replies to “How are you?”s with “I’m fine.”s
  • And “What’s up?”s with “In xyz class.” bc obv Andrew has Neil’s schedule memorized bc he’s a fucking nerd
  • And then it starts
  • Andrew takes a pic of random attractive people and sends one to each of the foxes like
  • Damn, they’re hot, I’d tap that.”
  • And everyone’s like
  • Oh my god
  • Neil
  • Wtf are you doing
  • What do you mean
  • What does this mean
  • Nicky’s screaming
  • Matts worried
  • Dan’s being a mother
  • Allison’s like same babe, same
  • Renee asks if Andrew and he’d fought like the sweetheart she is
  • Aaron doesn’t respond, but texts Andrew a “Shut your bf upBC HE CARES AND DOESN’T WANT NEIL TO HURT HIS BROTHER OK  which Andrew doesn’t know about until much later bc he desn’t have his phone
  • Kevin tells Neil to concentrate in class so he can practice more
  • Andrew doesn’t respond to any of the texts after sending the pictures
  • fucking nerd
  • i hate them all oh my god
  • But bc no one else is in his year and everyone has different classes they cant talk to the real Neil until practice the next morning
  • …but no one wants to say anything in front of Andrew
  • Andrew’s fucking dying
  • He acts like Neil and he fought big time, like they p much broke up
  • and everyones freaking out
  • and Neil, like the oblivious babe he is, is like…ok? Andrew’s being weird, but ok.
  • Andrew doesn’t stop there
  • He legit goes “I’m sorry Neil.” loud enough for Matt to hear.
  • “I didn’t mean it.” loud enough for Nicky to hear.
  • and Neil’s so fucking confused, but Exy, so he goes “We’ll talk after practice.” to placate Andrew
  • Andrew almost feels sorry, Neil is way to easy to prank
  • Everyone thinks this is it
  • Andrei have broken up
  • Money starts changing hands, all the bets, along the lines of Neil would sleep with anyone else, Neil would never leave Andrew, Andreil was going to be endgame, Andreil would make it to 80, Andreil would never break up
  • Every single one of them bet high bc they had faith in Neil
  • Anyway
  • Neil’s ignoring Andrew till after practice like he said and Andrew’s purposeley following him around with a dejected look on his face and Renee is collecting everyones money to give to Andrew
  • bc omg is this really happening
  • Andreil is breaking up
  • Andrew pockets the money such a lil shit oh my god and gets out of there as soon as practice is over
  • The Foxes corner Neil later and ask what the actual fuck happened
  • and Neil’s like wtf are y’all taking about
  • and they’re all like the texts? Kayla from History?
  • Adam from Stat? What the fuck what that?
  • and Neil, bless him, is so confused
  • and they’re like wtf
  • and he’s like wtf
  • and then he’s like “My phone’s been dead all day, which is weird, because I remember charging it all n- oh….”
  • No one gets their money back  

Consider this: Bitty and Holster prank calling their friends.

The first person they call is Ransom. Holster pretends to be Tater. They are not even ten seconds into the phone call and Bitty is already laughing so hard he cannot breathe. Holster shoots a glare at him, mouthing bro, but Bitty knows Holster is as amused as he is. Because Ransom is trying so hard to play it cool, and he is doing a terrible job at it. Holster says something like “Zimmboni showed me Instagram video! Wow, so cool! You so good!” and Ransom just forgets how to form coherent sentences.

The second person they call is Lardo. But Bitty is still laughing a bit about Ransom’s reaction, and Lardo knows it’s him the moment she picks up and hears him say “May I speak to Larissa Duan, please?”, struggling to sound calm and as serious as possible. “‘Sup, Bits?” she replies. Holster shakes his head, disappointment written all over his face. “Learn from the expert, Bitty.”

The third person they call is Shitty, but the call goes straight to voicemail; he must be busy. “To quote Mr. Knight himself,” Holster says, “fuck law school, and fuck the lax bros, too.” They have all been worried about Shitty lately, law school is starting to take its toll on him. Bitty makes a mental note to shoot him a text later.

Holster suggests they call Chowder next. “Come on, Bitty, he’s like the perfect target!” But Chowder is Bitty’s wonderful innocent darling baby goalie, his ray of puck-stopping Californian sunshine; he cannot do that to him. “Adam Birkholtz, we’re not pulling a prank on my dear son. I have a better idea.”

Bitty’s better idea consists in calling his boyfriend, hockey star Jack Laurent Zimmermann. He insists on being the one to call this time. Holster is a bit iffy about it, because they both know Bitty is totally going to crack up, but he hands him the phone anyway. He called Shitty, and it’s Bitty’s turn now. The moment Bitty hears the first tone, though, he gets incredibly nervous and gives the phone back to Holster, who in turn hands the phone to Bitty again. “DAMMIT, BITTY. COME ON.”

Suddenly Jack picks up, and they both fall silent. Bitty takes a deep breath. Holster stifles a laugh.

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anonymous asked:

To the admin I'm thinking about making a Karamatsu ask blog and I'm a bit iffy of doing so Can you give me some helpful tips and suggestions? <:3c

((Oh! WOw I didn’t think I’d get this kinda question uhhmm))

((Advice? I guess the biggest no-brainer is to study the character through the show or if you are short on time manga? Reading metas is also a useful tool also but that is fan-interpretations but I check them out to help myself!))

((Also make sure you have fun drawing the character or you will just feel bummed out when drawing the character uuhhmm–))

((I am not the BEST at advice but–))

((really all I can recommend is to study the character’s form of speech and acting, just get to understand the character more so ya can have a correct response))

((But another thing to keep in mind is not to take things super seriously, this is osomatsu-san afterall–! So you always over-exaggerate situations for funny moments))

((Is this good advice?? Idk))

((Also feel free to send me the blog when you are done! I love to check out more ososan blogs and asks))

In Theory

Wonwoo Fluff/Slight College!Au

Word Count: 1823

Genre: Fluff


“Text me some time so we can set up a study schedule!” The obnoxiously cheery voice of your new peer tutor shrieked.

All you could do was respond with a light nod. Looking at the sticky note in your hand, you sighed as the excruciatingly peppy girl skipped out of the library. You regretted reaching out to her so deeply, but you couldn’t risk flunking the class. Luckily, your roommate set you up with that girl, and quite frankly she was the only person that would tutor you for free.

This is ridiculous,” You thought, “And all because my dumb ass had to take a music theory elective.

Eyeing the sticky note again, you quickly set up a contact for her in your phone. You then decided to send her a text, just letting her know who you were.

Hey,” The text read, “This is (Y/N). I’m gonna send the pic of my notes that you asked for. I hope this helps you gauge where we are in class :)

You snapped a picture of your the last page in your theory notebook, which was a notepad of manuscript paper. Half of the notepad was filled with actual notes and the back four pages were just full of pointless doodles and a song you heard on the radio that you decided to dictate.

You sent the picture to her, silently praying that she wouldn’t reply for at least an hour or so. But, almost right away, your phone buzzed. Her response to your text read,

Hi, I’m pretty sure you have the wrong number but that last chord you have written is an E flat minor not E flat diminished

Your eyebrows furrowed, you wondered how you could’ve possibly texted the wrong number. Could you have copied the number from the sticky note to your phone incorrectly?

Before you could come up with an answer though, your phone buzzed again.

Lol sorry that probably sounded super creepy but yeah I think you’ve got the wrong number

You laughed at the person’s reply. True, it was a bit odd that they responded to a wrong number text with a lesson in music theory, but it was also really funny.

Haha, don’t worry it’s not creepy,” You lied in your response, “This is gonna sound even creepier: do you know music theory? Because I need a tutor… And I would rather ANYONE than the girl I’m supposed to be texting right now.

Wow is she really that bad?” The person asked.

YES,” You answered, “So bad that I’d rather learn from a totally random stranger…

Heh well I’ve got 2 hours to kill in the car so… What do you wanna know?

Um, let’s start with your name…?

Oh! Yeah sorry my name is Wonwoo. Yours?

(Y/N). And thanks a lot for helping me. I know the circumstances are really strange…

Don’t mention it! I like to think I’m quite knowledgable in music theory so I’ll try to answer any questions you might have. Ask away! :)

And just like that, something sprouted. You didn’t know what it was, but it felt natural, like a new connection that you were excited to make. Talking to him felt… Normal? Even though he was obviously just a complete stranger and you had no idea why you kept talking to him, he was interesting. And intelligent. He actually did help a lot with your theory class. You ditched the peer tutor almost immediately after that day, and managed to ace the next test with Wonwoo’s guidance.

Although you hadn’t talked to him in a few days, you decided to text him again, to thank him for his help.

Hey! How was your day? I just wanted to let you know that I did well on my test! Thanks for your help :)

Unexpectedly, Wonwoo did something that he usually never did. He responded right away, and with a text that was also rather unusual.

That’s great!! I’m so happy for you :) and this might seem pretty sudden but do you wanna video chat? I’m gonna have to spend some time waiting so if you’ve got nothing to do we could talk on facetime…

You weren’t doing anything particularly important; you were merely sat in your bedroom wasting time on the internet. Even still, you were a bit iffy about video chatting with Wonwoo. Maybe a bit unreasonably though, as you had been texting him for weeks without knowing anything about him, besides that he likes theory.

Um… Sure, why not?” You replied, although you were still a little unsure of the idea.

You braced yourself for this moment, sighing audibly as your phone began buzzing again, this time with a facetime notification.

You answered the call, the phone screen revealing two boys. They both seemed to be wearing makeup, one of them looked slightly older and had darker hair, the younger-looking boy had fuller cheeks and bleached hair. As your image appeared on their screen, all four of their eyes widened, in what you could only imagine was surprise. Though you hoped they were pleasantly surprised.

“Um, hi,” You started, rather awkwardly, “Is one of you Wonwoo?”

The two boys both paused for a minute, before the older responded, “I am.”

His voice was very deep, although it sounded as if he was trying very hard to make it sound that way.

“Oh, hi, Wonwoo.” You waved to the camera with a shy smile.

The younger of the two chimed in, “My name is Mingyu! I’m Wonwoo’s friend.”

“Hi, I’m (Y/N).” You greeted Mingyu.

At this time, you noticed that there were numerous other people walking around in the background. Some of them were women; slightly older-looking than Wonwoo and Mingyu. There were also other boys in the room, some older-looking and some younger-looking. One particularly handsome boy sitting in the background caught your attention. He sat idly on the couch behind Wonwoo and Mingyu, but when he looked up, he saw Wonwoo holding the phone and came rushing to him.

“What are you doing?” Asked the boy who was reading, giving Wonwoo a quick flick to the side of the head.

“Seokmin, get out of here!” Wonwoo exclaimed.

Mingyu seemed to be laughing very hard, as the boy Wonwoo called “Seokmin” took the phone. Wonwoo and Mingyu got up, allowing Seokmin to sit in their place. He examined the phone screen, perhaps checking the caller ID. As soon as he saw it, his eyes too widened.

“(Y/N)?” He asked, his voice sounding genuinely deep.

“Hello? Your name is Seokmin right?” You asked, not sure what to make of the situation.

He simply laughed in response, “No, my friends over there were just messing around. Their names are Seokmin and Seungkwan, mine is Wonwoo.”

You nodded in understanding, but quickly, as you didn’t want the conversation to go silent for too long.

“Oh, well, it’s nice to finally meet you.” You offered another shy smile.

He sent you one in return, blushing slightly, “Uh, yeah, sorry about those guys. I guess they were bored. We’re supposed to be waiting in here for a while so they were probably just trying to kill some time.”

“Oh yeah, I wanted to ask where you were, but I didn’t want to seem creepy.” You replied with an airy chuckle.

“Don’t worry about it,” He laughed, though it was clear that he was still a bit awkward, “If we didn’t say so much creepy stuff, we wouldn’t even know each other.”

“Well, I guess that is true. So, where are you and your friends?”

“Right now, we’re in a waiting room at Music Bank. There’s pretty much nothing to do here.”

“Music Bank? Are you guys watching the performances?”

“No… We’re in a performance.”

Your mouth dropping slightly and your eyes bursting from their sockets, you asked, “Which performance? Are you in a band?”

“Yeah, I’m in a band called Seventeen. We’re still kind of new, but, I’d say we’re decently popular. Though we’re obviously not popular enough, since some people still don’t know who we are.”

He raised one eyebrow playfully, pretending to be mad at you. You couldn’t help but feel your head heat up, this time a pink blush spreading across your cheeks. All this time you’d been talking to someone, and you hadn’t even realized that they were famous? That’s embarrassing, to say the least.

Wonwoo must have sensed your discomfort, as he chuckled slightly, “Hey, don’t sweat it. You know now.”

“Yeah, I guess. But I feel a little bad that I didn’t at least know Seventeen. Wasn’t it kind of weird when I didn’t recognize your name? You must’ve thought I was so clueless.”

“No, not at all. It was actually kind of nice talking to someone that only knew me as a person, not as an idol. It was really refreshing.”

“Oh, well, I’m glad I could… Refresh you?”

Both of your heads immediately hung; yours in regret and his in laughter. Your cheeks flushed pink again, as your shoulders shuddered and cringed.

“I’m so sorry,” You apologized while laughing, “This whole time we’ve been talking has just been a series of me acting really creepy. I swear I’m less awkward in person.”

Wonwoo paused for a moment. He seemed to be thinking about something. But almost immediately after the idea came to his head, he visibly disregarded it, snapping himself out of his thoughts and focusing on the conversation again.

He opened his mouth to speak, but you spoke before him, “What were you thinking about?”

He instinctively smiled, realizing you’d managed to read his facial expressions perfectly.

“What you said… That you’re less awkward in person… Would you want to talk in person someday?” He asked.

The thought had crossed your mind, though you hadn’t thought about it seriously before, as you had no idea what Wonwoo looked like or what he would be like to talk to.

“I don’t see why not.” You agreed timidly.

Earning another smile from Wonwoo, the both of you went on to discuss when and where to meet. After a while of chatting, he informed you that the band was called to go onstage, though his beaming expression never dulled. You hung up the video call, pausing for a moment to process what had just happened. The moment wasn’t very long-lived though, as you suddenly remembered something, and raced to the TV to turn on KBS.

On your screen, was none other than Wonwoo and his band. You could even recognize Seokmin and Seungkwan as they performed their song. When it came time for Wonwoo’s solo, your eyes became glued to him, and you noticed that he still wore the same smile as when he talked to you.

Maybe texting the wrong number isn’t that bad,” You thought, “I didn’t think we’d share the same interests, but we did: in theory.

-Written by Admin Cali

Moving Day

Originally posted by go2bedjungkook

Featuring: Jungkook (BTS)
Genre: Fluff
By: Admin L

I just wanted to write something cute with Jungkook let me live pls. :’)

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

It wasn’t like you were strangers. In fact, this was going to be better because you knew each other.

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Translations by: @meberon​ and @panadabro​ (HARD WORKERS RIGHT HERE FOR THIS LONG CHAPTER)

Editing by: @lestkarrkingofeurope​ and @oblaan​ (cleaned the pages up a bit and text that went onto the actual scenery etc. Thanks Kai!)

(( I’m splitting this into 7 parts with 9 pages per post simply because OF HOW MANY PAGES THERE ARE FOR THIS CHAPTER HOLY SHIT THERE’S 63 SO YEAH  9x7=63 BUT ANYWAYS YEAH THIS CHAPTER WAS TEDIOUSLY LONG TO WORK ON I’M KINDA IFFY ABOUT STUFF RIGHT NOW– However do enjoy this chapter as you please, and I’d also like to say PLEASE STOP SHITTING ON FERID THANK YOU VERY MUCH now continue on~ ))

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Aqours Big Reveal: Member Introductions (Q&A)   

TAKAMI CHIKA
Caption: Everyone, come play with us at UraGirls~!!

What is the charm of being a school idol?
Just singing and dancing alone is the greatest fun for Chika~~!!! Ehehe♡ Maybe this is Aqours’ charm? It’s not like I had interest in becoming an idol from the start— No matter how you look at it, I’m not very girlish, and the type which can never sit still. But I’ll turn all that energy entirely into my smile♡ I would be happy if it could reach everyone!

What are the good points about Uranohoshi Girls’ High School?
The school is on the peak of a cape protruding out into the sea, so the good scenery is something to boast about~♪ On days with good weather, the sparkling sea, bright blue sky, elegant Mt Fuji and the greenery of this Mt Mikan— can lay claim to be the greatest scenery! I’m looking forward to the pool in the summer ahead too☆ I want everyone to come see this too♡


SAKURAUCHI RIKO
Caption: Someone as plain as me— Is it really okay for me to become an idol?

What is the charm of being a school idol?
At first, I really thought it was absolutely impossible for me— Even though I’m a school idol, I’m only somehow doing my best because of all the other members’ kind support♡ That’s why, that friendship and— making even someone as plain as me gain the courage to step out in front of others, perhaps those are the charms of being a school idol. I’ll do my best to become more positive from here onwards too!

What are the good points about Uranohoshi Girls’ High School?
More than anything else, I think Ura Girls’ charm point has to be the gentle atmosphere that makes you feel at home! Though its population is low, everyone smiles so kindly it’s surprising to me— Though I was worried about whether I could make friends as a transfer student, Chika-chan and everyone pulled me in so fast I didn’t have the time to worry about things. They’re my precious treasures♡


WATANABE YOU
Caption: Let’s all become school idols together~!!

What is the charm of being a school idol?
Even with such a rough personality, an athletic person like me could do it, so I think being a school idol is really something anyone has a shot at becoming so long as they work hard~!! That’s why that’s probably the most amazing thing about it♪ Though I had thought that idols were an extremely distant existence, it’s just as Chika-chan said: We can do it if we try, and it’s fun— it’s bound to be enjoyable! ♡

What are the good points about Uranohoshi Girls’ High School?
The number one thing I can think of is— the pool where one can see the sea!! It’s amazingly great that one can really feel the sea even though it’s the pool♪ It’s outdoors so it can only be used during the summer, but it would be great if we could someday hold a swimsuits-only Summer Live at the Ura Girls’ pool. And once it gets heated up people could just dive in with a splash! Yousoro~♪


TSUSHIMA YOSHIKO
Caption: I’ll show you that one can become an idol no matter where they are in this world♡

What is the charm of being a school idol?
Well, the charm of being a school idol is most probably being able to wear lots of cute costumes? Everyone would go crazy over the devil Yohane wearing those— they’ll fall into hell♡♡ Being able to wear all sorts of costumes proudly without having it called something like cosplay is my favorite part! Right now, we’re in the midst of collecting requests. Recommend costumes that’ll suit Yohane okay♪

What are the good points about Uranohoshi Girls’ High School?
Even this devil Yohane— often finds this school surprisingly cozy♪ I first thought that with Ura Girls having a low student population, it might be lonely, but that’s not the case— Rather, it’s surprisingly noisy— Hehe☆ I also like the low student population which makes Yohane more eye-catching♡ From here onwards I’ll turn Ura Girls into Yohane’s Lovely Hell~♪


KUNIKIDA HANAMARU
Caption: It’s a blissful idol live surrounded by wonderful big sisters zura♡

What is the charm of being a school idol?
Maru is just a tiny kid that doesn’t fit the idol image at all— but Aqours has extremely cute and beautiful seniors, as well as the really adorable Ruby-chan and cool Yohane-chan, being able to be together with such members is like a dream come true to me♡ Everyone is so kind even to such a Maru zura♡♡

What are the good points about Uranohoshi Girls’ High School?
The bright and quiet library where one can see the sea is my favorite place in Ura Girls! Reading novels that are based in Izu within the vacant library— almost makes me feel as though I slipped through time and became the protagonist of the story— it’s a mysterious feeling zura♡ I think it’s a wonderful school where one can really get closer to books♪


KUROSAWA RUBY
Caption: I want everyone to look at Ruby’s prized idol smile!♪

What is the charm of being a school idol?
You know, being a school idol is really like being an idol♡ Really like an actual, true idol!!! Ruby has always loved idols since childhood, so just being able to become an idol like this, this moment is the greatest♪ And also— Ah, lately I’ve gotten a bit better at dancing♡ I want everyone to see it♡♡

What are the good points about Uranohoshi Girls’ High School?
For Ruby, my favorite part is Ura Girls’ sailor uniform♡♡ Big Sis entered the school earlier so ever since I saw her wear it, I’ve always thought it was great and cool— Does it suit Ruby? It would be great if it suits me♡ It would be great if someday, someone entered the school like me after seeing this uniform♪


MATSUURA KANAN
Caption: There’re all sort of girls here but I’ll treat them all nicely—♡

What is the charm of being a school idol?
Up until now, I’ve always helped out at my family’s diving shop business after school— so all of a sudden my life has changed towards dancing and singing. It’s somehow still a bit embarrassing— But the fun times I spend with everyone suddenly make me feel like I’ve become a normal high schooler. Though I don’t know where we can make it to— Since it has come to this, we’ll just have to follow Chika’s words, aim for First Place and run straight ahead!

What are the good points about Uranohoshi Girls’ High School?
Maybe because a lot of us are locals who have lived here for a long time, everyone knows each other well— so regardless of differences in hobbies or personalities, I think it’s a good school with an easygoing atmosphere. Maybe it’s because we’re surrounded by the vast ocean— It feels like the details don’t really matter? Hehe♡ Being able to dive into the sea anytime is great too, but maybe such things are more fitting for Chika and You?


KUROSAWA DIA
Caption: With these members, we’ll conquer the entire nation someday! We need to have a strong will♪

What is the charm of being a school idol?
I thought I didn’t have any interest in idols but— The tournament system of Love Live! is almost like the national baseball Koushien tournaments! What is tested here is, the planning skills for songs, dances and looks, the presentation of communication ability, the publicity production— And also the feminine ability to synthesize it all together, right? As a girl, I want to win such a match♡ Someone like me— I would definitely dominate the world in such a battle.

What are the good points about Uranohoshi Girls’ High School?
Though it’s just a nondescript, small high school in the countryside— The advantage I can think of is the unique homely feeling and traditions of that countryside♡ This is a school with over a hundred years of tradition since its founding, and it’s a rare mission school in the countryside. Easter and Christmas are popular with the children in town, and the choir that has continued on for generations also participates in these events.


OHARA MARI
Caption: Notice our voices, from this town where one can see the sea—

What is the charm of being a school idol?
I’m grateful for everyone’s energy in trying to liven the school up, even though it’s already been decided to be abolished soon— even though it’s coming from me who’s also a part of Aqours. Now every day is just a simplistic happiness, almost enough to forget that slightly serious objective♪ Whether it’s for lives or events, I like going on expeditions by train to all sorts of places with the other members♡

What are the good points about Uranohoshi Girls’ High School?
Perhaps the part where everyone gets along well? Also the hillside road that stretches on and on to the school, surrounded by orange trees♡ And— the kind teachers who would help deliver food even if I forget my lunch box, being in the sunlight during afternoon classes is the greatest, the classroom I always take afternoon naps in is wonderful too— That’s right, everything! Ura Girls is full of great things♪ Everyone come play with us!


Source: Dengeki G’s Magazine June 2016 issue

Owari no Seraph Chapter 46 TRANSLATED

Part One: Read Here!
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Translations by: @meberon​ and @panadabro​ (HARD WORKERS RIGHT HERE FOR THIS LONG CHAPTER)

Editing by: @lestkarrkingofeurope​ and @oblaan​ (cleaned the pages up a bit and text that went onto the actual scenery etc. Thanks Kai!)

(( I’m splitting this into 7 parts with 9 pages per post simply because OF HOW MANY PAGES THERE ARE FOR THIS CHAPTER HOLY SHIT THERE’S 63 SO YEAH  9x7=63 BUT ANYWAYS YEAH THIS CHAPTER WAS TEDIOUSLY LONG TO WORK ON I’M KINDA IFFY ABOUT STUFF RIGHT NOW– However do enjoy this chapter as you please, and I’d also like to say PLEASE STOP SHITTING ON FERID THANK YOU VERY MUCH now continue on~ ))


I have only a few words:

I UTTERLY HATED THIS CHAPTER

Mainly because of how long it was and how tedious it was to edit :V But like I said, I like editing so it wasn’t thaaaaat bothersome? Honestly if it weren’t for Finals I would’ve been done with this the day after spoilers came out (if the translations were quickly done by then just as fast)…

(Do not read this paragraph unless ya want some salt from me–and I’m pretty salty considering my nickname to be “Tsunami” :V) Also to those who followed my posts knows very well how…irritated I am by the fandom’s reaction and treatment towards Ferid. Ahem, for doing SUCH a thing to Akane–then proceeding to diss Akane and saying that if she “gets in the way of my ship” (MikaYuu) then she’s “utterly worthless” and “I hate her so much now” or “She has no plot relevance” and “I preferred her dead” :V Whale whale whale, make up your mind dammit. G O D, no character should be shitted on tbh like–ugh never mind .-. 

Anyways, onto more positive stuff…wait, that’s all I had to say actually :V Okay then–I’m still waiting for Lest on the other hand to reappear /rocks back and forth ;-; BUT YEAH HOPED YOU ENJOYED THE CHAPTER AND MY HORRENDOUS EDITING~!

Still waiting for more Lest fanart to pop up as compensation SQUINTS AT

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Owari no Seraph Chapter 46 TRANSLATED (5/7)

Translations by: @meberon​ and @panadabro​ (HARD WORKERS RIGHT HERE FOR THIS LONG CHAPTER)

Editing by: @lestkarrkingofeurope​ and @oblaan​ (cleaned the pages up a bit and text that went onto the actual scenery etc. Thanks Kai!)

(( I’m splitting this into 7 parts with 9 pages per post simply because OF HOW MANY PAGES THERE ARE FOR THIS CHAPTER HOLY SHIT THERE’S 63 SO YEAH  9x7=63 BUT ANYWAYS YEAH THIS CHAPTER WAS TEDIOUSLY LONG TO WORK ON I’M KINDA IFFY ABOUT STUFF RIGHT NOW– However do enjoy this chapter as you please, and I’d also like to say PLEASE STOP SHITTING ON FERID THANK YOU VERY MUCH now continue on~ ))

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Owari no Seraph Chapter 46 TRANSLATED (3/7)

Translations by: @meberon​ and @panadabro​ (HARD WORKERS RIGHT HERE FOR THIS LONG CHAPTER)

Editing by: @lestkarrkingofeurope​ and @oblaan​ (cleaned the pages up a bit and text that went onto the actual scenery etc. Thanks Kai!)

(( I’m splitting this into 7 parts with 9 pages per post simply because OF HOW MANY PAGES THERE ARE FOR THIS CHAPTER HOLY SHIT THERE’S 63 SO YEAH  9x7=63 BUT ANYWAYS YEAH THIS CHAPTER WAS TEDIOUSLY LONG TO WORK ON I’M KINDA IFFY ABOUT STUFF RIGHT NOW– However do enjoy this chapter as you please, and I’d also like to say PLEASE STOP SHITTING ON FERID THANK YOU VERY MUCH now continue on~ ))

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Owari no Seraph Chapter 46 TRANSLATED (1/7)

Translations by: @meberon and @panadabro (HARD WORKERS RIGHT HERE FOR THIS LONG CHAPTER)

Editing by: @lestkarrkingofeurope and @oblaan (cleaned the pages up a bit and text that went onto the actual scenery etc. Thanks Kai!)

(( I’m splitting this into 7 parts with 9 pages per post simply because OF HOW MANY PAGES THERE ARE FOR THIS CHAPTER HOLY SHIT THERE’S 63 SO YEAH  9x7=63 BUT ANYWAYS YEAH THIS CHAPTER WAS TEDIOUSLY LONG TO WORK ON I’M KINDA IFFY ABOUT STUFF RIGHT NOW– However do enjoy this chapter as you please, and I’d also like to say PLEASE STOP SHITTING ON FERID THANK YOU VERY MUCH now continue on~ ))

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Lovelylindsey12 Asked: Okay okay I have an idea! :) so can you do an Ashton text where y/n is his best friend and he is texting her about how badly he wants to date a nice girl and she is subtlety hinting that it could be her and he finally gets it? :)

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you can set sail to the west if you want to
and pass the horizon, 'til I can't even see you
far from here, where the beaches are wide
just leave me your wake to remember you by

The one part about Fallout 4 that left me a bit iffy was the whole ‘man in a dress’ bit that, in the context it was presented in, made it seem like a joke rather than just being like, “Hey, wear whatever you want. No biggie.”, so I’m hoping that characters in the game don’t make any gross comments about the player wearing a dress if they’re playing as a man. That’s really my one major concern. 

Kingsman: The Secret Service - Munch Another Day (Full Spoiler Warning)

SCORES 

Sloppy: 9.0/10 

Spud: 9.0/10

A spy organisation recruits an unrefined, but promising street kid into the agency’s ultra-competitive training program just as a global threat—oh forget it. It’s Matthew Vaughn’s ultra-violent love letter to James Bond. See it.

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Spud: Where to start.

Sloppy: At the beginning, when the building’s exploding. Those effects…

Spud: With the text coming out. I was like, “Oh no, this is going to be corny.”

Sloppy: Yeah a bit of me was, “Oh well, this is kinda cheesy…” But as it went on, and the music’s kicking in, I went, “No, Matthew Vaughn knows exactly what he’s doing here.”

Spud: He’s a genius. The moment it clicked for me—see, I was a bit iffy at the beginning ‘cos I couldn’t figure out what the tone was.

Sloppy: It’s odd at the start. It’s too serious.

Spud: It was really serious. But once it cuts to Mark Hamill in the ski resort, and the super- charming Bond-type walks in, the music’s all like “dee-neeooww!!” And then he gets cut in half. Ohhh, this movie!

Sloppy: And there’s that line, “I’ve always thought today’s spy films were too serious.” You tell ‘em, Matthew Vau—nah, but Skyfall—you tell ‘em!!

Spud: By the end, it pretty much becomes a Roger Moore Bond film, with the mountain base…

Sloppy: And it still does the dumb things these movies used to do. Like when there’s ten badguys shooting at the hero, and they’re all in this tight hallway, but they’re all missing. I can see people going, “This is dumb.” But, I dunno, I think it’s intentional. It totally worked for me.

Spud: And Samuel Jackson playing this not-at-all menacing bad guy. He’s kinda laughable. It was fun.

Sloppy: I actually thought the bad guy and his plot were really clever. If that was in a Bond film today, I’d be all for it.

Spud: It was a really cool idea.

Sloppy: Even the spy school. All that stuff was really great!

Spud: The dog. I loved that dog.

Sloppy: Oh yeah. “Let’s get every girl squeeching in their seats.”

Spud: I loved how he was such an unlikely hero. He’s the last person you’d expect to be this charming, extremely likeable guy.

Sloppy: It worked well because of the stepfather story.

Spud: It had legit tense moments. Like when the mum’s hacking through the door to get to the baby. That was intense!

Sloppy: That was super intense!

Spud: That was, holy shit.

Sloppy: That’s the thing. It was a very funny satire and, at the same time, a genuinely good, tense spy movie.

Spud: Yeah! Like when they shoot Colin Firth, ‘coz I’m thinking, “Well, if you want this to be a franchise, then of course you keep Colin Firth.” Nup. Shot him in the face.

Sloppy: It’s brilliant because, if this will be a franchise, what an amazing origin movie this is. 

Spud: It was the best world. The idea of a gentleman club being a spy agency. All the gadgets..

Sloppy: Oh my god, the tech! That’s the one thing people missed in Skyfall – the lack of cool technology. This made me think, “Yeah, why aren’t they doing that in the Bond films anymore?”

Spud: Can we just talk bulletproof umbrella.

Sloppy: And it’s see-through.

Spud: And a gun. The best thing.

Sloppy: They have the knife in the shoe, the poison in the pen, but it all still works! It’s still fun! 

Spud: The final showdown with Leg Girl. Everything with her was incredible.

Sloppy: Leg Girl. It was so satisfying. We get lots of people getting chopped up by her metal legs, in slow-mo. I was completely satisfied.

Spud: It was fahkin’ great. And what about Colin Firth.

Sloppy: There’s a movie I love called A Single Man, where Firth plays a gay man. Whenever I show that movie to a friend, they all say the same thing when it’s over: “I didn’t know Colin Firth was gay.” And that’s how I felt after Kingsman. “Man, I really need to check all the other great action films Colin Firth’s been doing.”

Spud: *laughs* He’s amazing!

Sloppy: Why hasn’t this been a thing?!

Spud: It’s his first action scene ever, if you exclude his one in Bridget Jones’ Diary.

Sloppy: Hey! We ain’t excluding shit.

Spud: Beating up Hugh Grant in a fountain. Who can forget it? It’s a classic.

Sloppy: *laughs* He did 80% of his own stunts. (Editor’s Note: The boys have done their research.)

Spud: That first fight scene, in the pub – you can tell that’s all him. And it’s so fahkin’ cool. 

Sloppy: Okay, maybe I’m a bit crazy because I loved it too much, but the fight scenes… the way they were done…

Spud: Say it.

Sloppy: I haven’t quite… seen… anything like that.

Spud: Yep. Nothing I’d ever seen before. It was kinda slow-motion, but it wasn’t.

Sloppy: *claps* Thank you! I thought I was going a bit bonkers.

Spud: It’s all in real-time, but he does these quick zoom-ins.

Sloppy: It was like the movie was slowing down for half-a-second every time someone got hit. It gave it this cool comic-book feel, where the focus is on every punch.

Spud: That’s exactly it. Umm, and what about the scene everyone was disappointed in? The exploding heads?

Sloppy: WHAT?!

Spud: Every review I’ve read has mentioned that as a disappointment.

Sloppy: I put down my water, pulled my feet up on the chair, put my head in my hands, because I know I was about to see the most glorious thing. And god it was glorious.

Spud: Oh thank god. Yeah, I loved that so much. These Technicolor fireworks!

Sloppy: It wasn’t gory. It wasn’t gross or tasteless. That would’ve have been anything special. They were this miniature Technicolor nuke-bombs.

Spud: Are we going to talk about that scene? Leaving it till the end.

Sloppy: The Church scene. I can only think of Scorsese and maybe some Tarantino moments where music, editing, choreography, camerawork, everything comes together to form this perfect dream bubble straight from a director’s mind.

Spud: It’s the best carnage I’ve ever seen in my life. From the moment it starts, when Firth goes, “Oh, fuck it.” It just goes. It goes and doesn’t stop. I can’t wait to see it again. Next week. I’m seeing it next week. I’m so jealous of my past-self, because right now my past-self is watching that scene.

Sloppy: *laughs* I haven’t been that blown away by a sequence since like… well, it reminds me of the dance-opening to Guardians of the Galaxy, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt jumping all about the hotel in Inception. I almost had tears in my eyes. It’s going to be very controversial, though.

Spud: It’s just a bit of fun. I mean, if you’re going to have a massacre in a church, it may as well be THAT church.

Sloppy: It’s Inglorious Basterds. He was just teasing a fantasy.

Spud: This movie was just unbelievably entertaining. I think, when I see it again, I’ll love it even more, because I’ll know what to expect. It’s such a shame Colin Firth won’t be in the next one.

Sloppy: Hopefully someone else will pick him up for another action movie. 

Spud: Let’s make him the next Liam Neeson.

Sloppy: *gasps* Whoo-whoo.

Spud: Calling it now.

Sloppy: A Liam Neeson and Colin Firth—

Spud: Buddy-cop action movie! CCAAWWWW!!!!

Sloppy: CAAAWWW!!!

Spud: The best thing!

Sloppy: Anyone reading this, please. Crowd-fund it. I’ll pay for the whole thing.