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Study hall. Teddy’s trying to do his homework, but other people’s conversations keep catching his ear.

Teddy closes his books quietly and collects his things. Leaving the classroom, he walks down to the Hufflepuff common room as quickly as he can. Once there, he heads straight to the boys dormitories, ignoring anyone trying to say hello or start a conversation. He gets to his room and slams the door behind him. He’s alone. He drops his books on his bed and collapses against the wall.

You’re Alive

Request from @ezrasrosewoodliars: Hey!! i’m such a big fan!! please can you do an imagine where Draco sees reader for the first time since the night dumbledore died and he thought she was dead because the reader is friends with the trio and goes hunting for horcruxes etc so he sees her and it’s so cute and stuff!! thank you!!

Thanks, I love PLL! Sorry this has taken a while, I’ve had so many imagines to do. I really enjoyed writing this!! Also, sorry if this is a bit crap, I got so carried away I wrote it all in one take, and it’s also really long because I wanted to make sure I got as much in as I could.

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I’m actually speechless. This is beyond amazing.

DM: You hear buzzing, and from behind the trees you notice a group of large, feral bees swarming towards you

me, playing a slightly dim-witted half-orc named Pigfart who trailed off the path a little bit: Oh crap, I yell to let the others know that I found some large bees.

me: *rolls to see if i’m successful in alerting them, critically fail*

DM: Nope, you instead see the bees and immediately think you’re allergic to bees and you flee, and the bees follow

me: Do I make it back to the group? Yes? Okay. *in character* “Pigfart afraid! Pigfart scared!”

our bard, who is Pigfart’s best friend: “whoah what’s the matter, Pigfart?” *the bees emerge and the party notices* “Oh, it’s just a bunch of bees. They’re nothing too bad.”

me: “Me allergic. Get stung and die.”

Proceed to combat where everyone kills off the bees while I just run around in circles in terror

Bits is used to buying fake maple syrup for pancakes because it’s what his mama always bought, but the first morning he serves pancakes to the Haus Jack and Ransom lose their shit.

Jack: “Um, Bittle what the fuck is in my mouth right now.”

Bittle: “Uh…pancakes?”

Jack: “But…what’s on them…what…”

Ransom: “He means WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CORN SYRUP CRAP LISTEN I LOVE YOU BITS BUT IF YOU TRY THIS ON US AGAIN WE’RE MAKING YOU DO TWO KEGERS AT THE NEXT EPICKEGSTER”

Bittle: “WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND”

Ransom: “THIS IS NOT MAPLE SYRUP IS FAKE IT’S F A K E IT’S A LIE”

Bittle: “It’s…Aunt Jem-”

Ransom: “DON’T CURSE IN MY HOUSE BOY I KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IT’S A SIN”

anonymous asked:

Mind if I ask you how do you color the eyes in your drawings?

Oh uh sure. Here’s how I colored my eyes basically 

Pretty basic, isn’t it? It’s basic enough that I can design how I shade my eyes. 

I shade Add’s/Ain’s/Zwui’s eyes differently. Here’s an example. 

Zwui(Abyss): Has white piercing pupils. If you noticed. There’s some shade poking out of the shading body(that applies to Add and Ain as well) 

Add(Diabolic esper): His family crest on his eyes. The way I usually draw Add’s eyes are like Zwui’s and Ain’s. In this case it’s not. 

Ain(Apostasia): His eyes has Swirlies, no shines at all.

Just examples. 

So… for some reason, I ended up with a rich person’s Christmas catalog in my mailbox. I’m kinda staring at some of this stuff in horror, like who the hell would want a 6′ tall cat clock??

Anyone want to buy a 23 acre Wild West Town Amusement Park for $7,000,000? Why is this in a Christmas catalog??

WTF

WTF

A $400 razor?? With $150 replacement blades??? (O_O) That’s more than my food budget for the month!

This is just lazy. Why would any self respecting person pay $35 for something that makes and launches snowballs?

A $40 shaving gel warmer. Why. Just put the can in warm water or something. 

I honestly thought this was a thing of jokes, not real. And not $15 each… I actually don’t know how to feel about this.

Um….

$2500 Ferrari scooter.

If you couldn’t tell this was a catalog for people with money

I hate that my first thought when I saw this was, “Look, Martha! The kids can pretend to be Mexicans!”

This is a $70 piece of absolute blasphemy.

But, look! The catalog does have redeeming quality! TANKS!

If I were rich, I’d probably by my husband the Abrams. He wants a real one, but we can’t have one, so this is the next best thing.

I’d also be tempted to get this Nightmare Before Christmas clock, except it’s battery operated. They could have at least done gears for that price.

And look, a cute little $160 tabletop fire. Fire for the desk. 

I can imagine some big cat CEO sitting in his leather chair, staring at some n00b sweating in the chair across from him, and the CEO taking the resume and letting the fire take it. Then of course he’d have to press the button that sends the hopeful to the bottomless pit below.