a billion cats

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Originally posted by stillthesamesarah


Pairing(s): Jeff Atkins x Reader (mentioned), Zach Dempsey x Cousin!Reader, O/M/C x Twin!Sister!Reader, Hannah Baker x Best Friend!Reader.
Requested?: N/A
Request: N/A
Warnings:  Attempted Suicide, angst, cursing
Word Count: 3378
A/N: Flashbacks are in italics. Reader has two siblings, a younger sister around 10-11-ish named Kaylee and a twin brother without a name. Also, this took me like over a month and I’m so sorry about that, writer’s block problems.

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If you have a black cat, an all black cat, I’m begging you, for the love of everything, put some kind of identifying SOMETHING on it. A collar, a harness, colored claw caps, idc what you do as long as it’s safe, but do something because I cannot tell you how many times we have people come through the shelter looking for their black cat and proceed to stare at the 8 billion all-black cats with green eyes that we have and go “Um… I can’t really tell….”

Actually, yes I can. In the 3 weeks I’ve worked at the shelter, there have been 7 instances. All different people. And cats aren’t like dogs, if they’re in the shelter they’re nervous as heck and won’t respond to their name in most cases, and it takes a few minutes for them to remember and react to a familiar presence or face. So unless it has a unique coat pattern or identifying markings of some kind, people won’t be able to identify their cat. So we have about 6 black cats right now and they’re all identical and nobody can tell if its their cat or not because nobody’s microchipped or collared or has any way to tell them apart.

So do something so you can tell your cat apart from its doppelgangers in case they get lost, it’ll save both of you a lot of trouble.

anonymous asked:

Hey I was wondering how did you get so good at drawing cats? like I can't find any good tutorial on YouTube or on the internet on the anatomy of the cat all of them seem to be just in general not detailed they don't even talk about proportions and or the form (btw I really like your drawings of the HOME cats especially Alain also sorry if I am asking too much uwu)

Alrighty! Im not the best at tutorials so bear with me here,,,,

anyway, I learned how to draw cats in a bit of a controversial way! That is; by tracing real images of cats!

When tracing I would focus on finding basic shapes that built cats

After tracing like a billion cats and finding constants, experimenting, and just in general practicing drawing cats i was able to go by muscle memory and general knowledge of cats to draw more original drawing of them! ^^

Basically I just learned by tracing cats over and over, probably not the best way to learn but hey! Its my way~

(Sorry this was really rushed/////)

anonymous asked:

I have no idea what your ask requirements are right now but can we all talk more about felicity x laurel x cisco, because yes please, what a pile of darlings.

my ask requirements are: 

1. there is always room for felicity x laurel x cisco

2. end list

like first of all, felicity is the one engaged to laurel but you know that cisco is like, pretty involved in their lives but also felicity constantly being like well well well look who’s laurel’s fiancée and who isn’t and laurel is like i’ve told cisco 1000 times he can also be engaged to us and barry allen, ripping himself out of the speed force screaming

let me tell you about the pure of heart trio that unconditionally support and love each other and the number of cats they have, which is seven, four who live with cisco in central and three that are laurel and felicity’s and the 7 billion cat toys donna has gotten for them. their apartment is nothing but things that donna buys which is, in order, cashmere blankets, cat toys, throw pillows

cisco trying to lay down in a bed that is nothing but cats and pillows like okay. how do we have sex on this

felicity: with our bodies, idiot

the two of them picking up laurel as black canary at 4am and bringing her a change of clothes and going to a diner and eating disco fries and waffles and laurel has inexplicable eye black that the waitress finds kind of weird but doesn’t comment on

crashing at the apartment by 7 am and sleeping through the day on their bed of blankets and then all the cats pile on top of them and it is. perfect

(or, my sep/oct fic rec combo)

first time catching fire by sarcasticfluentry

“Two weeks,” Louis mumbles into his chest. “We just have to wait two weeks.”

A quiet moan rumbles through Harry’s throat and he leans down to bury his face in Louis’s neck, brushing his lips over the feromonis gland he knows is just under the skin. “You’ll be mine in two weeks, then?” he whispers.

Louis moans, then replies, “And you’ll be mine.”

… or, Harry and Louis become mates for life.

Silent Night by fortheloveofsushisandboys

Louis Tomlinson was the field medical officer and Harry Styles was a Private of the British Army Infantry Regimen.

They were separated from their division in the thick Ardennes Forest of Germany after an ambush and they struggled to keep alive from not only the German Army but from the cold.

or where Harry decides to fuck Louis to keep them alive from the cold.

Why Are You Touching Me There? by CarlyLovesLarry

Prompt: Ooh can you write one where like Louis starts touching Harry as hes sleeping and they are just friends and then Harry wakes up and they have sex pleeeaaaseee and thank you (:

Search and Rescue Me by wildhalos

Louis never really paid attention to Harry until they get stuck in the locker room together. Inspired by this au meme.

let me make a thing of cream and stars by missandrogyny

(Or: Louis is a Radio 1 DJ and Harry is a pop-star he interviews.)

 led by your beating heart by missandrogyny

(Or: AU where Harry’s in One Direction, Louis isn’t, and they reconnect over a game of ‘Call or Delete’.)

Like The Entropy by  justgotowisharder

(Or the one where Harry and Louis fall in love and Harry Styles is the spring spirit. Literally)

American Rose by justgotowisharder

(The story where Harry hears in colors and Louis’ voice is multicolored. Harry hates his disorder, Louis hates to be gay. Little they know, they’re meant to be)

Think How Much Pussy You’re Gonna Get by LoadedGunn for supernope

Or, the canon fic where One Direction go on a six month break and Harry adopts a billion cats and that’s it that’s the fic.

I Wish I Could Bubble Wrap My Heart by roughvoiced

The divorce papers come by special delivery on a Tuesday. Harry’s playing Fifa with Liam in the tiny living room of his new apartment when he hears the letter box rattle. He already knows, even before he’s opened up the big manila envelope the postman gives him, what it is.

non au; in which Louis files for divorce and Harry doesn’t know how to live alone again.

amaryllis by hattalove

or the one where harry gets bitten by a werewolf. louis is the mysterious not-quite alpha, liam and zayn have Things going on, niall is their token human, and together, they watch a lot of TV.

i’ll bring the bread because boy, you’re the jam by scagnetism

Or the AU where Harry loses his camera. Louis finds it. They fall for each other via email.

Change In Pressure by LithiumCrystal

Louis and Harry argue. Louis and Harry also fuck on the stage. Somehow it manages to be kind of romantic.

Tuesday: The Apocalypse by aclosetlarryshipper

This is the story of how Niall finds himself listening to Harry’s presidential opponent wank for five minutes straight before he understands what’s happening.

everything i can arrange, every part of me you change by tomorrows

[Harry needs a big spoon and Louis refuses to let anyone steal his position. Based on this post.]

can i not like you for a while? by larryshares

louis tomlinson is awful. harry is just as difficult, and they’re both terrible to each other. it makes being in the same acapella group together quite complicated.

you wish i was yours and i hope that you’re mine by PartyWriting

the one where the french boy charms the english boy who is afraid to fall in love.

Things I Want, Things I Need by iwillpaintasongforlou

Most people don’t find out whether they’re an alpha, beta, or omega until somewhere around their eighteenth year, which means Louis finds out he’s an omega long before his best friend and sometimes lover Harry will get a clue. Zayn is the loyal alpha friend who takes care of Louis during his heats. Liam is Zayn’s beta mate, Niall tries to keep the peace, and Harry just wants to know what he is already.

Ten Million Ways To Love Somebody by slashter

[Or the one where Louis and Omega!Louis switch places and there’s basically a lot of confusion and feelings and sex]

Knot Knot, Who’s There? by 5_erections

Louis goes into heat, Harry fucks him. 

Mr. Tomlinson by iwillpaintasongforlou for eyesofshinigami

Louis is a billionaire CEO who makes grown men cry and rival companies crumble. He’s also an omega. Harry is the quiet cupcake of a man he calls his alpha and the only one who gets to see Louis as anything less than fearsome.


Overwatch Girls Pet Headcanons


- She would probably have a Scottish Terrier or a British Bulldog with five billion cats.
- She really wants a pony.
- Please someone just give her a pony.
- Gives her pets wacky and weird names like cheeseburger.
- She really just likes animals in general.
- She picks up any stray she finds on the street and takes it home to keep.
- Until her loft manager tells her that she has way too many pets and she needs to get rid of some or she will get evicted.
- She will beg them to keep her new pets, but they won’t budge.
- Asks Winston for help to find them a new home and if she can keep them in his lab until she finds them a home.
- Goes to pet shows and petting zoos in her free time.


- Looks like she would hate animals, but is secretly obsessed with them.
- She is a very big cat person.
- She would probably have a black cat with a ripped ear that she found on the streets during one of her missions.
- She would also have a pedigree Persian.
- Her pets names have a deep meaning behind them.
- Her cats would act just like her towards
all of her guests.
- She would be so proud of them when her guests are just petting them and they just go and bite the guest’s hand.
- Cuddles with her pets every night.
- Buys the most expensive treats, food, and toys for her pets.


- Likes animals if they are not loud and well behaved.
- She is a horse person.
- Will have an Arabian horse.
- She will have an old Pharaoh hound with a robotic limb that she just loves to death.
- She will ride her horse nightly no matter how tired she is.
- Likes to sign up for steeple events with her horse.
- No matter what her pets names are they will have a last name and it will be Amari.
- Best at taking care of her pets.
- Will brush her pets teeth.
- If her and Pharah are both off, they will go trail riding in the mountains.
- They will bring the dog with them.


- She likes small cute looking animals or big strong looking animals.
- She’s a horse person like her mother.
- She has a black Akhal Teke.
- She would also have a German Shepherd.
- Would probably name her pets something cheesey like Justice.
- She enters jumping competitions with her horse.
- They always win.
- Her dog is trained to attack just like a police dog.
- She loves taking her dog to the dog park to meet other dogs.
- She will very quietly and nervously ask if she can pet your dog.


- Perfers smaller animals.
- She would probably have an albino ferret.
- She will name it after an Austrian or German composer.
- She will sometimes sneak it into her office, so it can curl up in her lap or rest on her shoulders.
- If she pulls an all-nighter you can find her in the morning with her head on her desk asleep with her ferret curled up next to her head.
- Her patients and nurses love her ferret and they bring treats and toys for it.
- It always steals Mercy’s socks and she still has no idea.
- She has to buy SO many socks now.
- She will one day find its sock stash.


- Loves birds and reptiles.
- Names her pets after gemstones because they are gems to her.
- Has a Hyacinth Macaw and a Ball Python.
- She always talks to them like dog owners talk to their dogs.
- She loves to show them off to her guest.
- Her guests get a little scared when they see her walk out with a 5 foot snake around her neck and a big blue bird in her hand.
- Makes sure that their enclosures are clean and they have enough food and water.
- She has bird perches in every room including the bathroom.
- She let’s them roam around the house when she home.
- She puts them up for the night though.
- She triple checks to see if her animals are in their rightful enclosures before she leaves her home or turns in for the night.


- She loves cute animals to death.
- Will have a Shiba and a Silver Marten Rabbit.
- She will name her pets after video game characters.
- She will also dress them up as video game characters.
- She will post so many pictures of them to her social media.
- They will be in every video she makes.
- They will even get their own vine series.
- She does a lot of memes with them.
- She will coplay with them and bring them to cons.
- She does really take good care of them though.


- Snowball is her pet.
- She would also have an Alaskan Malamute and Saint Bernard.
- She loves the fluffy animals.
- Will give her pets cute names related to ice and/or snow.
- People are terrified when they see tiny Mei walking down the street with two huge dogs.
- No one dares to rob her place because of her big dogs.
- Her dogs are really well trained.
- They sometimes hang out in her lab and the whole team loves them, especially Tracer.
- Her dogs literally sleep on her.
- She wakes up in the morning to slobbery kisses.
- They love snow so much.


- Loves all animals, especially dogs.
- People expect her to have a big huge dog, but NOPE she has a Pomeranian.
- She spoils her Pomeranian to death.
- Will name her pet after a Russian hero.
- It’s really funny to see such a tall and muscular woman walking a 5 pound Pomeranian.
- Is very proud of her dog.
- Will fight anyone who makes fun of her pet.
- Her pet is a wonderful guard dog.
- They are surprisingly well behaved and do not bark that much.
- She almost cries when she has to leave it at her neighbors house when she has to go on a long mission.
- Kisses it good night every night.


-People would not suspect that she would have a pet since she’s always on the run, but she does!
- She has two chameleons.
- She named them Marco and Polo after the children’s game.
- Because they’re chameleons.
- She thought she was being funny.
- She likes to take them on smaller mission.
- She keeps them in her inside coat pocket or in her bra.
- If things are getting too dangerous she will place them on a plant and come back and get them when it is safer.
- Reaper commented on them once, he almost lost one of his hands.
- If she does leave them at home she makes sure she has someone to look after them, just in case if she is killed.


im taking 80 years to finish anything bc i feel terrible so heres some sketches from like 2 months ago (3rd rouge is the sketch for this)

  • Space Balls
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Harold and Kumar
  • Grandma’s Boy
  • Super Troopers
  • The Lorax
  • Sucker Punch
  • Joe Dirt
  • Happy Gilmore
  • Big Daddy 
  • Across The Universe
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Chronicle
  • Inception
  • Hot Rod
  • Terminator
  • Out Cold
  • Anything Cheech and Chong
  • John Dies At The End
  • Donnie Darko
  • Tim & Eric’s Billion $ Movie
  • Cat in the Hat
  • Wreck it Ralph
  • Pacific Rim
  • Smiley Face
  • Bad Batch
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Blow
  • Accepted
  • The Lion King
  • Half Baked
  • Flight
  • How High
  • American Summer
  • This is the End
  • Goofy Movie
  • Rango
  • Your Highness
  • Pineapple Express
  • A Knight’s Tale
  • The Trailer Park Boys Movie
  • A Skanner Darkly
  • Waking Life
  • SLC Punk
  • Avatar
  • Spirited Away
  • Mac and Devin go to High School
  • Howls Moving Castle
  • Harry Potter Series
  • Ender’s Game
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
  • Lord of the Ring Series
  • Trainspotting
  • American Hustle
  • Superbad
  • Sweeny Tod
  • Knocked up
  • Step Brothers
  • Zoolander
  • Enter the Void
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • Shutter Island
  • Tropic Thunder
  • Requiem for a Dream
  • The Matrix

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So here is a new fic rec list since I accidentally deleted my other one that had 155 fics in it. This one has 325 fics in it and is updated with some super great new ones! Please please always read the tags on a fic before you read it. I’ve tried to warn for anything that could be triggering but only you know what you can handle so please read the author’s tags!

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I’m convinced that my life sucks bc I mocked bad luck and seen like a billion black cats. Walked under ladders. Broke mirrors. You name it. But it’s inadvertently prevented me from dying. Honestly the amount of near death experiences I’ve had where like a car has just missed me or something has fell right after I’m clear of it.

So what happens now if I’m immortal and I’ve got to live out like my 734 years of bad luck or whatever?

It’s amazing what some people focus on. I post a video of two of our cats playing, and somebody reblogs it to grumble how dare I post a video my cats being cute when the house behind them looks like a “pig sty.” Ummm…. No one is forcing you to watch this particular video. This is the internet - there are literally millions, if not billions, of cute cat videos to choose from. Secondly, it’s my house. Yeah, it’s looking kinda cluttered at the moment but so what? I’m not making you come live in it. There’s not mold growing on the ceiling or blood splattered across the walls or rusted, greasy car parts tossed on my couch. There no law or rule that my home must look like the cover of a magazine before I can post cute videos of my cats. Silly me, and here I was thinking that the point of cute cat videos was watching the cats, when it was really about judging the home decor of people you’re never going to meet.

As a side note, I can’t take home cleaning criticism from anyone who starts off by misspelling “dude.” It just sucks the credibility right out.