a big life ruiner

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pairing: jungkook x reader

genre: smut, fwb!au, slight fluff, brother’s best friend!au

The only girl Jungkook wants is the one he can never have.

The door to Jungkook’s home carelessly flew open and his lips were instantly pressed to yours. He swiftly closed the door behind you with his foot before pushing you against the wall. You melted into him as you coiled your arms around his neck, your lips finding his in a sweet, but intense kiss. His tongue tapped your lips for entrance and you let out a small moan of approval, causing him to grin as he broke the kiss, attacking every centimetre of exposed skin that he could find on your neck and jawline.

“God, dinner lasted forever,” you gasped breathlessly, letting your head fall back against the wall as he feathered kisses across your jawline, “And your little trick under the table almost got us caught.”

He pressed his erection into your lower stomach as he lowered his lips to your ear and his voice came out in a deep hiss. “I guess I just can’t resist you,” he spoke huskily, his tongue lightly brushing against your earlobe as he smirked and kissed your sweet spot behind your ear.

Your breath hitched in your throat, your lips parting slightly as you breathed out a moan and melted into him and the wall behind you. If his body hadn’t been pressed against yours, you knew you would’ve slid down the wall. He barely did anything to you and you already felt utterly wrecked. Your legs felt like jello and your breathing was heavy. You couldn’t think of something funny or sarcastic to say, so you focused on calming your pounding heart. 

Originally posted by bangtandumbyeondan

Further Observations
  • There are more than 3000 floors to Kane Co Tower, if the number behind Kane when he walks into his office are to be believed. The current tallest building the WORLD is only a couple-hundred.  WE GET IT DUDE YOURS IS BIGGER.
  • Casual reminder Texas punches the inside of his car to make it do things instead of pressing buttons
  • also he appears to have two gas pedals so he can just slAM BOTH FEET ON THEM AS HARD AS POSSIBLE
  • We see exactly one (1) female Kane Co. executive (excluding Julie) and she appears to be a very curvy middle-aged black lady who I have immediately decided is Claire’s mom
  • OKAY BUT IT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE THAT’S HOW CLAIRE AND JULIE ENDED UP FRIENDS!  Kane wouldn’t let just anybody be his precious Julie-Bear’s friend!  Claire’s mom is part of Kane’s Board of Directors!  YOU CAN’T TAKE THIS HEADCANON FROM ME
  • Almost every time we catch a brief glimpse of Chuck’s eyes he’s making a face like >8C  like this boy is scared but also he is ready to Throw Down
  • Jacob has canonically created AIs that can feel loyalty, fear and kinship, and that can be moved by speeches/emotionally engaged.  
  • So honestly, we’re a go for any android headcanon anybody wants to throw around, lbr.
  • The face Mike makes when Chuck is like “I’d have to save you life and let’s face it, that ain’t gonna happen” literally breaks my heart EVERY TIME he’s so sad that Chuck’s sad oh my god.
  • related: the face Chuck makes when Mike pins the crown pin on his chest makes me UNBELIEVABLY GODDAMN EMOTIONAL holy crap he’s so happy
  • Rayon could literally punch me in the face and I would be like HAHA WOW
  • The Duke is REALLY PISSED about Mike accidentally wrecking one half-built car-frame, but literally fires fully-built limos out of a cannon at people.  WHAT IS THE TRUTH
  • Listening to Chuck babbling while trying to drive in Blonde Thunder like AT LEAST LET HIM SWEAR HE OBVIOUSLY WANTS TO HE IS DYING
  • LET CHUCKLES SAY FUCKLES 
  • How to Train your Dragon 2: Oh I want to see how awesome Hiccup and Toothless are in the sequel.
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED ME
  • The Lego Movie: A movie about Legos seriously? Let's see how good it is.
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED MEEEEE
  • The Book of Life: Wow I wanna know more about the Mexican culture~
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Big Hero 6: Oh man, first Disney/Marvel animated movie! I hope it's awesome!
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

anonymous asked:

Dutch/Mike for the fusion!

A big, gentle boy!

Dutch is a big brother and Mike is a mom-friend and Mitch is, like…..the ultimate combination of the two???? Your guidance counselor+big brother+mom friend+secret crush

NOOGIE NOOGIE hey dude wanna hang out I’m building a new car and we can paint it together <3 <3 <3

mysteriously, even though neither Mike nor Dutch ever bothered to learn, he also plays guitar. UoU

Can I just vent for a moment…this guy

this guy…

so many Zico feels…always

See here’s the thing, sometimes he is the cutest thing ever

Woo Jiho

like ugh so cute…rainbows and butterflies

but then other times he is the hugest most adorable freak

amazing

idiot…why do i love you?!?! derp derp derp

But this is where things get serious… he is also the sexiest person ever and i am pretty sure he wants to kill us

like uhhhmmmm no did i say you could do that

STOP

And my heart stopper…

SOMEONE CALL 911 DEAD FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE

Oh but i am not even close to finished yet! His interactions with the rest of Block B just….

what did you say?!

i think you are enjoying that too much

i mean it wasn’t like i was trying to listen or anything

EXCUSE ME BUT THAT IS TAEIL’S FINGER JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING AND STOP SMILING JUST NOOOOO!

i want to do the same to you…you life ruiner!

And then when all of block b is together…

Beautiful

i see you hiding in the corner

there we go front and center

And I most definitely love him because of this

girls listen to the boy 

And because you made it this far why not reward you with another Zico gif… i mean that’s why your here right?

You are Welcome

The Ultimate Masterpost of Narry Dates

Alright. My ratchet ass is back. Rebekah’s ready. Let’s go.

So basically, this post is going to be a big life ruiner for most of you. All the Narry dates I can think of are going to be here. I’m not even sure I am ready for this shit. Oh well.

Let’s start off with the earliest Narry date there was: the trip to Niall’s home town, Mullingar. (Does this even count as a date though? I mean…what ever. I’m going to count it as one.)

*sigh*

Let’s move on shall we?

I’m going to go straight into the Miami pool date. Because it’s one of my personal favorites.

And then there’s the other part of the Miami date. Supposedly Narry went on a fancy boat or whatever and hung out there for a while. And when they got back, Harry was barefoot and Niall was wearing Harry shoes while carrying his own. I don’t really know what was going on there.

*Another Bonus! Narry on the yacht!

Then lets go to yet another part of the Miami date.

Narry went out clubbing and were stopped by some fans.

They also took a picture with the dick up above. When he posted this to Twitter, he added it with the hashtag #fags.

*Disclaimer: In NO way am I saying that because someone is called a fag, it makes them, in fact, gay.

Here’s a picture of Niall and Harry leaving their hotel without the other boys.

And now moving on to the golf dates. A.K.A. Satan’s form of a good time.

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There are literally so many photos and gifs that I’m crying. If I could, I would post every single one. And then there’s the theory that went on a more recent one. Niall and Harry were both spotted in Beverly Hills wearing golf clothes. You can read about that one here. (x)

*Bonus! After one of their golfing dates.

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Then there’s Narry at a Rolling Stones concert. 5SOS apparently went, but no one’s actually seen a photo of them being there.

Then of course, there was Narry and Ed Sheeran (the bae).

There are a lot more dates then this. I’ll be updating this post as the days go on. So make sure to check back if you’d like.

anonymous asked:

Muck fusion (gem or otherwise idc) is just always hugging himself.

I could literally just draw fusions all day haha gem or human I have SUCH A WEAKNESS you guys

HE JUST LOVES HIMSELF SO MUCH <3 <3 <3

Slowly, he stood up and cleared his throat.
“Here, pussy, pussy,” he called, awkwardly trying to mimic the summons he’d heard Bernice use. “Come to…come to Braxxy.”
Silence.
“Oh, this is ridiculous.” He reached down to grab his shoes.
And felt him. Felt the warm, soft fur as it brushed against his leg.
He tried not to move.
Purrrrrrrr…..
“Hello, Wolsey.” He kept his voice quite and slow and gentle. “Have you come out to play?”
—  Irving Braxiatel to Wolsey the Cat in ‘Dead Mice’ by Joseph Lidster

Anonymous said: Burnerhugpil e please

sunshine over Motorcity