a big life ruiner

Further Observations
  • There are more than 3000 floors to Kane Co Tower, if the number behind Kane when he walks into his office are to be believed. The current tallest building the WORLD is only a couple-hundred.  WE GET IT DUDE YOURS IS BIGGER.
  • Casual reminder Texas punches the inside of his car to make it do things instead of pressing buttons
  • also he appears to have two gas pedals so he can just slAM BOTH FEET ON THEM AS HARD AS POSSIBLE
  • We see exactly one (1) female Kane Co. executive (excluding Julie) and she appears to be a very curvy middle-aged black lady who I have immediately decided is Claire’s mom
  • OKAY BUT IT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE THAT’S HOW CLAIRE AND JULIE ENDED UP FRIENDS!  Kane wouldn’t let just anybody be his precious Julie-Bear’s friend!  Claire’s mom is part of Kane’s Board of Directors!  YOU CAN’T TAKE THIS HEADCANON FROM ME
  • Almost every time we catch a brief glimpse of Chuck’s eyes he’s making a face like >8C  like this boy is scared but also he is ready to Throw Down
  • Jacob has canonically created AIs that can feel loyalty, fear and kinship, and that can be moved by speeches/emotionally engaged.  
  • So honestly, we’re a go for any android headcanon anybody wants to throw around, lbr.
  • The face Mike makes when Chuck is like “I’d have to save you life and let’s face it, that ain’t gonna happen” literally breaks my heart EVERY TIME he’s so sad that Chuck’s sad oh my god.
  • related: the face Chuck makes when Mike pins the crown pin on his chest makes me UNBELIEVABLY GODDAMN EMOTIONAL holy crap he’s so happy
  • Rayon could literally punch me in the face and I would be like HAHA WOW
  • The Duke is REALLY PISSED about Mike accidentally wrecking one half-built car-frame, but literally fires fully-built limos out of a cannon at people.  WHAT IS THE TRUTH
  • Listening to Chuck babbling while trying to drive in Blonde Thunder like AT LEAST LET HIM SWEAR HE OBVIOUSLY WANTS TO HE IS DYING
  • LET CHUCKLES SAY FUCKLES 
  • How to Train your Dragon 2: Oh I want to see how awesome Hiccup and Toothless are in the sequel.
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED ME
  • The Lego Movie: A movie about Legos seriously? Let's see how good it is.
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED MEEEEE
  • The Book of Life: Wow I wanna know more about the Mexican culture~
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Big Hero 6: Oh man, first Disney/Marvel animated movie! I hope it's awesome!
  • After watching: WHY THE FUCK YOU RUINED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What it would be like to date Im Jaebum/ Jb;

• Serious face
• The cute lil half smile that Jackson likes to imitate
• Hes sexy af
• Beautiful voice that sings you to sleep every night
• Remind him of grandpa jb from real got7 season 1
• Constant reminders to do stuff when hes not there
• A lil bossy
“Not my fault, it’s difficult to come out of leader mode”
• Hes an actual puppy
• He loves you entirely and wholly
• Worships the ground you walk on
• Always buys you gifts, no matter how big or how small
• Rough
• Sexy
• Major life ruiner and ovary exploder
• Always teasing you
• Angry chin
• Hes your lock screen
• You’re his lock screen
• He treats you like a princess
• Spoils you even if you reject
• B-boying to show off
• The occasional flip
• Sexy dancing
• Everything he does on stage is mainly for you
• Back hugs
• Plays with you hair
• Kisses you shoulder
• He would sing you to sleep
• Read you to sleep
• Hold you until you sleep
• Wipe away any sadness with his man hands
• When he sees a window, he must put his face on it, no matter what… his face must be on that window
• Seducing
• Hair flicking
• Sometimes a sassy person
• Easily frightened
• The one that gives life advice
• Has a beautiful voice but sings monotonous with a cactus
• Secretly loves everything
• Dancing with chicken
• CARDIGAN GOALS
• Leather jackets
• Bad boy look
• But then hes a squishy lovable human that you just want cuddle all the time
• Cuddles
• SEXY TIME
• MORE SEXY TIME
• Being teased by the boys because of said sexy time
• Skyping when away
• Snapchatting each other triple chins since doubles are too mainstream now
• Probably but very rarely join Jackson in slut dropping
• Team builder
• Incredible leader
• Hella sexy af
• Single eye lidded beauty
• Most likely to make sure your snug between him and the couch with a thousand pillows and hundreds of blankets
• Chocolate
• More dancing with chicken
• The go-to-guy
• Usually buys everyone food
• Encouragement is given every day without fail
• He acts like a babysitter :3

me as the years go by

2013
BTS is the last rookie group i’m going to fall for,
No more rookies for me!

2014
Okay GOT7  is the last rookie group i’m going to fall for.
I am an old noona now!!

2015
“Falls for seventeen”

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The Ultimate Masterpost of Narry Dates

Alright. My ratchet ass is back. Rebekah’s ready. Let’s go.

So basically, this post is going to be a big life ruiner for most of you. All the Narry dates I can think of are going to be here. I’m not even sure I am ready for this shit. Oh well.

Let’s start off with the earliest Narry date there was: the trip to Niall’s home town, Mullingar. (Does this even count as a date though? I mean…what ever. I’m going to count it as one.)

*sigh*

Let’s move on shall we?

I’m going to go straight into the Miami pool date. Because it’s one of my personal favorites.

And then there’s the other part of the Miami date. Supposedly Narry went on a fancy boat or whatever and hung out there for a while. And when they got back, Harry was barefoot and Niall was wearing Harry shoes while carrying his own. I don’t really know what was going on there.

*Another Bonus! Narry on the yacht!

Then lets go to yet another part of the Miami date.

Narry went out clubbing and were stopped by some fans.

They also took a picture with the dick up above. When he posted this to Twitter, he added it with the hashtag #fags.

*Disclaimer: In NO way am I saying that because someone is called a fag, it makes them, in fact, gay.

Here’s a picture of Niall and Harry leaving their hotel without the other boys.

And now moving on to the golf dates. A.K.A. Satan’s form of a good time.

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There are literally so many photos and gifs that I’m crying. If I could, I would post every single one. And then there’s the theory that went on a more recent one. Niall and Harry were both spotted in Beverly Hills wearing golf clothes. You can read about that one here. (x)

*Bonus! After one of their golfing dates.

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Then there’s Narry at a Rolling Stones concert. 5SOS apparently went, but no one’s actually seen a photo of them being there.

Then of course, there was Narry and Ed Sheeran (the bae).

There are a lot more dates then this. I’ll be updating this post as the days go on. So make sure to check back if you’d like.