a bag a week

McCree

> I don’t imagine he knows what autism is exactly, but he knows it’s an important matter to you from the tone in your voice.

> He listens intently when you explain it, not a lot of questions but a few here and there.

> After you finish, he sweeps you up into a big hug

> “Darlin’, I wouldn’t think any less of ya even if you told me you were the Boogeyman in disguise.”

> It takes a bit of learning for him to find how to take care of you best, but I believe this cowboy will have it in the bag within a few weeks.


> Admin GK

Beloved Y/N

Originally posted by stellarollins

Y/N,

I know sometimes I’m not the most romantic man in the world. But I thought I’d take the time to write this letter because I’ve got a surprise planned for you. I know how much you’ve been wanting to spend some quality time together and I know you’ve always wanted to go to Disney Land with a special someone. Well I believe I am your special someone.

So I’ve got some time off, so I’ve packed your bags and mine because we’re going to spend the next week in Disney Land. Doing whatever and whenever you want. I can’t wait to spend time some quality time together, I know sometimes you feel like we don’t have enough time together.

I can’t wait to spend the next seven days together just us in one of the magical places together and I know we’re going to have many magical moments together.

I love you so much,

Seth x  

A few years ago we had a cozy little gang that got together every other week. As such, we often forgot what had happened in previous sessions. In one of our adventures, the rogue found a Bag of Holding and proceeded to stuff a live alligator inside. 

Cut to a few weeks later, during a boss fight:

DM: It’s looking bad. 12 damage to the paladin.

Rogue: I know it’s my turn, hold on, there’s got to be something I can use -

Cleric: The alligator! Unleash the alligator!

Rogue: Oh my god. I do it. I open my Bag and release the alligator.

Table, chanting: Alligator! Alligator! Alligator!

DM: …. a bloated, slimy, alligator corpse slips out onto the dungeon floor. I hope you’re happy.

Rogue: It’s dead???

DM: You kept it in a bag for weeks with no food or water, what did you expect?

We died.

Kwami Week Day Two: Chosen(s)

A new problematic fave because of friend and fandom influence how dare you all make me care.

She’s transparent because I’m trying new aesthetics ya feel.

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