a b s u r d

bts as seven dwarfs

N A M J O O N   -   D O C

S E O K J I N   -   G R U M P Y

Y O O N G I   -   S L E E P Y

H O S E O K   -   H A P P Y

Originally posted by jaayhope

J I M I N   -   B A S H F U L

Originally posted by princejimin

T A E H Y U N G   -   S N E E Z Y

Originally posted by chimtae

J U N G K O O K - D O P E Y

I hit you like bang

We tried to forget it but we just couldn’t

And I, buryhatchetsbutIkeepmapsofwhereIputem’

Reputation precedesme, they told you I’m crazy

I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me

And Ican’tletyougo, your handprintsonmysoul

It’s like your eyes are liquor, it’s like your body is gold

You’ve been calling my bluff on all my usual tricks

So here’s the truth from my red lips

forget young hermione reading matilda how about young harry seeing star wars ??

like maybe dudley goes through some a b s u r d star wars phase (but one in which he like, gets a lot of vader shit or w/e – one of those kids who has endless stormtrooper action figures and it’s like ?? ok bb fascist) and harry has the chance to like watch the movie from a crack in the cupboard and he sees this kid that nobody cares about like moving shit with his mind and he can do that too 

so when hagrid’s all “harry yer a––”

he’s like “i know i know, i’m a jedi!!” 

10

…How bad can a good girl get?


the original posts can be found here http://drtanner-sfw.tumblr.com/post/124331980371


also yeah i think im gonna caption everything i post on tumblr now so yes,  images have been captioned :) click,,,

Send me a letter?

A - Are you allergic to anything?
B - Birthday?
C - Cats, dogs or both?
D - Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
E - Early bird or night owl?
F - Favourite food?
G - Good at?
H - Hair colour?
I - Is there something you wish you could change about yourself?
J - Jealous or laid back?
K - Kiss or hug?
L - Look for in a partner?
M - Middle name?
N - Name something you love?
O - One wish?
P - Perfect day out?
Q - Question of your choice - ask away!
R - Reason why people should smile more?
S - Something that makes you happy?
T - Tell me something random about yourself?
U - Under the influence of alcohol you are likely to?
V - Vampire, zombie, mermaid or ghost?
W - What’s your favourite colour?
X - X-rays - had any? Why?
Y - Your biggest fear?
Z - Zodiac sign?

an awesome thing people keep forgetting

JEREMY IS FUCKING CANONLY JEWISH GIVE ME THE JEWREMY CONTENT YOU COWARDS

  • JEREMY INVITES MICHAEL TO PASSOVER SEDERS AT HIS HOUSE BECAUSE NOW THAT HIS DAD IS LIKE, BEING A DAD AGAIN, HE’S STARTED DOING HOLIDAYS AGAIN
  • IT’S A FUCKING MESS BUT THEY HAVE FUN
  • JEREMY, BEING THE ONLY CHILD, HAS TO RECITE THE FOUR QUESTIONS
  • HE TRIES TO RECITE THEM IN HEBREW AND IT’S LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER BECAUSE HE ALMOST CHOKES ON HIS OWN SPIT TRYING TO DO THE “CH” SOUNDS 
  • MICHAEL BUYS JEREMY A STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE
  • MICHAEL BUYS JEREMY A STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE
  • M I C H A E L   B U Y S   J E R E M Y  A   S T A R   O F   D A V I D   N E C K L A C E 
  • JEREMY WEARS IT EVERY DAY
  • JEREMY TEACHES THE SQUIP SQUAD HOW TO MAKE LATKES
  • RICH, AGAIN, ALMOST BURNS DOWN THE HOUSE
  • HE IS NEVER ALLOWED NEAR A STOVE AGAIN
  • “wait, jeremy, you’re telling me i get to crush a glass at our wedding!? do you realize how BADASS that sounds?” “MICHAEL PLEASE- wait, wedding?????

small brain: what a catch donnie is just abt patricks insecurities

normal brain: what a catch donnie symbolizes fob transitioning into the hiatus

genius brain: what a catch donnie represents petes perspective on patricks development as a person throughout the years, his contributions to the music industry and fall out boy as a band. the scene in which patrick rescues the victims of the sinking ship is a metaphor for the lives of his friends and fans which hes influenced in such a positive way. in the end all good things must come to an end, even if its sad, because whats important is the friends we’ve made along the way and the impact we’ve had. but despite it all petes still thinks hes spiraling into a bad place, because crashing and burning is the only possible outcome for him, even if the rest of fob isn’t. what he cares about is what they want, even if its not he thinks the best for himself - the ship that sinks is fall out boy as a band, the other members escape it because they realize they need it right now, however pete is so attached that no matter how much it hurts him, he clings to it regardless

E n l i g h t e n e d  B r a i n :  P E T E  W E N T Z  I S  T H E  S E A G U L L

Invade mi ask.

A. ¿de dónde eres?

B. ¿Mostrarías una foto tuya?

C. ¿Quién es tu crush?

D. ¿Qué te excita?

E. ¿Cuál era tu juego favorito de pequeñ@?

F. ¿Nalgadas o mordidas?

G. ¿Te gusta el role play?

H. ¿color favorito?

I. ¿hetero, gay, bi, o extraterrestre?

J. ¿noche o día?

K. ¿con o sin luces?

L. ¿Amando o sin amar?

M. ¿algo que no te excite?

N. Una locura que hayas hecho.

O. ¿qué edad tienes?

P. ¿saldrías conmigo?

Q. ¿Posición favorita?

R. Una fantasía que tengas.

S. Harías trío?

T. ¿Eres celos@?

U. ¿tienes pareja?

V. ¿cuál es tu signo zodiacal?

W. ¿cuándo cumples años?

X. ¿duro o suave?

Y. ¿has tenido amigos con beneficios?

Z. Pregunta gratis.


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