a 1000 times a day

anonymous asked:

What's the wildest thing you've ever done?

One time I made  like $1000 in one day, and the first thing I did was go to McDonalds and order 7 McChickens and a large fry.

prompted by the wonderful madmaninachevyimpala with “Person A orders food delivery service and Person B delivers the food. Person A then develops a crush on Person B and continues to order food from the same place every day to continuously see Person B.”

doing this Ten/Rose style since you left it up to me :)

John collapsed onto his couch, practically moaning in pleasure as the old cushions enveloped him like an old friend. He’d been living in hotel rooms for two months or more during a whirlwind book tour and after awhile those beds got damned uncomfortable.

He would’ve been content to stay on the sofa all night if his stomach hadn’t started rumbling.

Muttering curses, he hauled himself up and walked towards the kitchen. He yanked the fridge open and bent almost in half, trying to see if there was anything edible inside the tiny thing.

An expired package of hot dogs and some extremely questionable condiments were his only options.

John shut the fridge and started rifling through the kitchen drawers. “I know I have delivery menus around here somewh- aha!”

He snatched the menu for a nearby place that delivered everything from fish and chips to salads to pizza as long as you were within two miles of the restaurant. Glancing over the menu, he collapsed back on the couch and fished out his mobile from between the cushions to place an order.

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1000 Times
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Song of the day- 1000 Times by Sara Bareilles

Back of the room 
Looking at you 
Counting the steps 
Between us 

A hundred and five 
Little blades in a line 
From your skin to mine 
And I feel it 

Eyes on the ground 
But I can’t look up now 
Don’t wanna give it away 
My secret 

In another life, 
My teeth and tongue 
Would speak aloud what until now 
I’ve only sung 

Cause I would die to make you mine 
Bleed me dry each and every time 
I don’t mind, no I don’t mind it 
I would come back 1000 times 

You can make me wait forever 
Push me away and tell me never 
I don’t mind, no I don’t mind it 
I would come back 1000 times 
(Hey Hey) 

Kiss me goodnight 
Like a good friend might 
I’ll do the same 
But won’t mean it 

Cause love is a cage 
These words on a page 
Carry the pain 
They don’t free it 

In another life 
I wouldn’t need to 
Console myself 
As I resign to release you 

Cause I would die to make you mine 
Bleed me dry each and every time 
I don’t mind, no I don’t mind it 
I would come back 1000 times 

You can make me wait forever 
Push me away and tell me never 
I don’t mind, no I don’t mind it 
I would come back 1000 times 

Again again 
I let it go, let it go 
Cover my mouth 
Don’t let a single word slip out 

Wouldn’t wanna tell you, no 
Tell you, no 
Nothing could be worse 
Than the risk of 
Losing what I don’t have now 

And we could buy the minute, though 
Is it so bad if I wanna cry out 

That I would die to make you mine 
Bleed me dry almost every time 
But I don’t mind, no I don’t mind it 
I would come back 1000 times 

Make me wait forever 
Push me away and tell me never 
I don’t mind, no I don’t mind it 
I would come back 1000 times 

"1000 Times A Day", by The Early November, taken from The Mother, The Mechanic, and The Path” (2006).