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Reasons why Peter Parker is a Disaster™ with secret identities:

  • Makes his spiderwebs in school, during class, with 20+ students and teachers present.
  • Talks vocally about how he stole Cap’s shield and then got beaten up. In a fucking silent gym hall where sound BOUNCES DON’T U KNOW THAT PETER UR SUPPOSED TO BE A NERD-
  • Anyway
  • Blatantly just fuckin. Jumps over 13 ft. fences bc he feels like it. Is Incapable of just Walking Normally like Normal Humans. Beneath him.
  • “Time to go on my daily patrol!” “hm. Where should I go to change out of my everyday clothes and turn into the mystery hero?” “oh, I know!” A FUCKING ALLEY IN PLAIN VIEW OF EVERYONE COME ON PETER
  • Seems to just regularly wear his suit under his clothes? Because there are no ways that could go wrong. At all.
  • Takes his fucking mask off and sits on a roof to brood over his crush whilst she stands under a HUGE ASS WINDOW WHERE ANYONE WHO JUST. VAGUELY TILTED THEIR HEAD UPWARD COULD CLEARLY SEE HIM.
  • For some reason decides it is a Good Idea to take his school bag with him on missions? And wears his school jacket over the suit? Do you….,.,. sweetie are you trying to get caught here?
  • Leaves both his suit+his web fluid in The Most Top Secret of places,,,, the impenetrable fortress that is,,,.,..,.underneath a school locker.
  • Is Generally A Bumbling Fool 
  • Tony u need to teach ur kid some fucking superhero etiquette what on Earth is this
Act III Scene 4, Shangela’s Sugar Daddy Soliloquy

Let us be free from passage of our time,

Hold still, hold fast, the sweetest of my heart,

Collect thyself before even in part

A read thou wouldst in my here face thus chime.

The sweetest of my heart, know i do not

A man with gifts and bounty after lust,

All that i own, I own as it is just

And with labour and toil i have these got.

A great empire have I forged for myself,

And thy, without doubt, always know that must,

Built from the very ground, the very crust,

Still no man whom would jewel adorn each shelf.

No man to bathe my form in finest gold,

And this way it has been for time long passed,

A prince or wealthy man could I gain fast,

Should i desire his riches to behold.

One wonders, what aspect i must possess,

To heavy-pocket men so well attract,

Tis’ as i sicken! A plague i have well backed,

With sickening looks a plague i quickly press.

Thou art not the maiden who ever could,

The men of age and fortunes great soon bed,

As this woman thou never could be said

To be, nor be you ever even would.

Child, all on earth possessed by Shangela,

With sweat and blood with effort I have gained

A labourer and warrior ordained,

My work from Earth I am the handler.

you fucking



Week Ending October 16th, 2017

  1. Klance
    Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender
  2. Reylo +11
    Rey & Kylo Ren, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  3. Reddie −1
    Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak, It
  4. Jikook −1
    Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook, BTS
  5. Sheith +2
    Keith & Shiro, Voltron: Legendary Defender
  6. Supercorp
    Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl
  7. Destiel +3
    Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
  8. Dan and Phil −4
    Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers
  9. Malec −4
    Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood, Shadowhunters
  10. Bughead +6
    Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones, Riverdale
  11. McHanzo
    Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada, Overwatch
  12. Sprousehart −6
    Lili Reinhart & Cole Sprouse, actors
  13. Sanvers
    Maggie Sawyer & Alex Danvers, Supergirl
  14. Captain Swan
    Captain Hook & Emma Swan, Once Upon a Time
  15. Victuuri −7
    Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki, Yuri!!! on Ice
  16. Tododeku −7
    Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku, Boku No Hero Academia
  17. Taekook −3
    Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook, BTS
  18. Shatt
    Matt & Shiro, Voltron: Legendary Defender
  19. Yoonmin +1
    Min Yoongi & Park Jimin, BTS
  20. Drarry −5
    Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.

Originally posted by elitaone000