a /none/ pizza?? just beef on the left???

Beef, Future, and Love: Choose Toppings
Extra Large
italian Sausage
Green Peppers
Black Olives
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog
none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
Ten years into the future and r’ll still be laughing at this
I wish I had the balls to order None Pizza with Left Beef
If I had that kind of money to throw away, sure
I actually ordered this oncee. The pizza place called me five minutes later and
the guy on the phone couldn’t stop laughing, and he just says “Miss, you
can’t do that

what even is the BMC fandom anymore like a bunch of rogue DEH fans decided to give this new musical a try and now our numbers are increasing rapidly and everyone is trying to tell me that jake has a squip that looks like kermit the frog and michael has a squip that looks like left shark next you’re gonna tell me that jenna has a squip that looks like none pizza left beef!!! and the other day i dmed george salazar and asked him to come to my toga party aND WE’RE ALL A MESS THIS ENTIRE FANDOM IS A FUCKING DUMPSTER FIRE WE JUST SIT AROUND AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW JEREMY IS A FURRY WHY DO I LOVE THIS GOD DAMN FANDOM SO FUCKING MUCH????!!!!?!? {in all seriousness I’ve seen a lot of hilarious BMC jokes that have made me laugh for days and this fandom is full of really talented people doing amazing things so thank you!!! please never stop doing what you’re doing!!!!}

I just finished the first full draft of my dissertation about tumblr

some interesting facts:

  • it is 218 pages long.
  • 22 of those pages consist entirely of my works cited list.
  • the last word is “friends”.
  • it contains a bad photoshop of Hiccup Haddock and a pizza.
  • it also contains the phrase “none pizza with left beef” in an entirely unrelated section.
  • I do not actually explain the phrase “none pizza with left beef” anywhere. it’s just…there.
  • I am planning to wear a “technology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch” t-shirt to my defense.
  • 3/5 chapters contain passages insulting Donald Trump.
  • there is a Discourse Chef meme on page 176.
  • the “why do we even have that lever” gif appears on page 53.
  • there is a really solid pun that my advisors either have not noticed in previous drafts of that chapter or are afraid to bring up.
  • I had to explain what a Boggart is in a footnote.

anonymous asked:

Paladins/ allura and coran as memes

oh nonnie you know the way straight to my heart

  • shiro
    • unironically the “go home x you’re y”
    • go sit in the corner and think about what you did
    • [screams internally]
    • what he says: i’m fine
      • what he means: what do you mean we ran out of cereal i’ve never felt more attac-
    • dad jokes
    • you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means
    • don’t talk to me or my [gestures at voltron] children ever again
  • hunk
    • x is my spirit animal
    • hoe don’t do it. oh. my. god.
      • LANCE NO “LANCE Y E S”
    • dark times, dark times
    • “nobodie’s perf-” “hunk exists.” “true.”
      • sees hunk: “wow an angel cleared my skin watered my crops”
      • blurry image of perfection –> hunk
    • me, an intellectual
    • god is dead and we/lance killed him (normally lance)
    • pidge and him are the official science side of the space ship
    • please go to church
  • pidge
    • dat boi
    • [hacker voice] im in
    • my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way and i-
    • in [alien language] we don’t say i love you, we say [insert random alien word here] which roughly translates to [random word] and i think that’s beautiful
    • has a sheet of “you tried” stars and silently sticks them everywhere
    • anything happens; “#aesthetic”
    • quotes history of japan
    • faintly: wake me up 
      • lance, from the other side of the castle: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
  • keith
    • teams with pidge to constantly play the x-files theme
    • … [gestures vaguely] aliens
    • anyone @ keith “edgelord mc edgy-son”
      • also “edge intensifies”
      • and “the edge is strong with this one
    • y’all’d’ve if y’all’d’ve
    • was this even real
    • [x] is just a social construct
    • loss.jpg
  • lance
    • sparks all the “tag yourself”, and everyone else joins in
    • I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
    • oh i love the paladins! hunk, pidge, shiro, and [looks at smudged writing on hand] quiche
    • not all men? you’re right. I would never do that.
    • “what do you want to eat lance” “none pizza with left beef”
      • hunk feels inexplicably angry
    • your fave is problematic UNLESS IT’S HUNK
    • girls don’t like boys. girls like lance and lance.
  • allura and coran don’t meme much but end up sparking memes
    • “lance, what are you even doing”
      • everyone else: “THEIR BEST.”
    • this mission will be very dangerous
      • we die like men

paopukairi  asked:

Random thought of the day: I'm just thinking about which kh character hates the cheesy bit on top of pasta? Maybe Xehanort cuz he's weird lmao. Just imagine Vanitas saying he hates it and Aqua calling him a freak.

Now I’m just imagining one of those cast parties or whatever after they’re done shooting the footage for the day and they all just order pizza and Aqua is the one ordering the pizza and everyone is throwing out the typical “anything really” “just get Pepperoni and Cheese you can’t go wrong with that” then we have Vanitas being like “none pizza with left beef” “Vanitas you’re a freak of nature”

So I was thinking about Dan Vs at work the other day, and my thoughts went back to the episode where he was trying to order a plain hamburger (with nothing but meat and a bun)

And I got to thinking… Dan would probably be the kind of person to, completely unironically, call and order a none pizza with left beef.

“Yes hello? Is this Domino’s? Yes, I’d like to order a large pizza, NO CHEESE, no sauce, and I guess beef.”

“… no, I said NO cheese. ALL I want on my pizza is beef… well, maybe half beef. Yeah, just put the beef on the left.”

“NO! Why is this so hard to – NO, I do NOT want a cheese pizza, I want a NONE pizza with LEFT BEEF!!”

OSRR: 1526

today was a really stressful day at work. i’m so exhausted from being up early and then being stressed literally all day at work, and it’s just been a lot.

but andrew is here! and tanya brought me a none pizza with left beef cake, and some beautiful art that i literally cried at when i saw them. so that was the best way to end my workday.

and we went to dinner at the mile away for my birthday, since i got places i wanna go tomorrow evening with friends. nicole was with us, too, which was nice.

i’m so grateful for my friends.