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[trans] 170423 NCT DREAM Jeno birthday event fan account

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1. Recently they have been searching for memes of each other online [markthingk]

2. Mark: Whose birthday is coming up next?
Fans: Haechannie~~~~~
Haechan: Ah~ the next is my birthday?
Mark: He’s pretending he doesn’t know [haetzzan]

3. Initially when NCT DREAM had their group chat, they had a lot of things to say. But as time goes by they are running out of topics. Mark says the kids don’t reply his messages, the members say it’s because Mark always say irrelevant things [markthingk]

4. Presents members gave to Jeno - Mark: Gundam, Donghyuck: Jordan shoes, Renjun: Made seaweed soup, Chenle: Delicious snacks Jisung: Not yet. haha [JAEHYUNDOG ]
Jeno,”Jisung is my present.”
Haechan,”Omg my ears… my eardrums…”
Mark & Renjun,”😱” [71cookiety]
Haechan wanted to buy a game console for Jeno because there’s not many fun things in the DREAM dorm but Jeno said he wanted Jordan shoes so Haechan got him that instead [full__SUN ]
Jeno initially thought Chenle got him chocolates, but after opening he realized it was something else. Chenle says he requested for the wrapper to be changed to something else because it was cuter. [w_nt_]

5. When asked about things they are afraid of. Jisung’s really afraid of cockroaches. Jeno says that Jisung is really weak hearted. Once they went to a shop, Jisung accidentally opened the door of the store room. He almost fainted upon seeing the mannequins, and this shocked Renjun too. The store keeper thought there was a murder 😂 [102W8]

6. When entering, Mark and Haechan were the ones who carried Jeno in. Haechan looks like he’s having a hard time hahaha so they put Jeno down very quickly. Seating arrangement: Donghyuck - Renjun - Chenle - Jeno - Jisung - Mark [postbox4nct]

7. When Jeno was monitoring the dreamies, he thinks that they have narrow shoulders and they look pitiful so Jeno bought a pole to do pull ups in the dorm. Jeno hopes that Renjun does pull up more often, but Renjun only did it five times. Now it is used by the dormitory auntie to hang clothes. Jisung says he feels he has pretty narrow shoulders, Jeno and Renjun says they hope Jisung does more pull ups then. [narinten227]

8. Mark says that Jeno is really manly he’s not even afraid of bungee jumping and could land with a smile while Mark could only watch. Haechan,”Mark hyung you didn’t jump!” Mark,”I was on the ground!” [dear_960201]

9. Movies Jeno watched recently: Hunger Games series
Variety Jeno wants to do: Weekly Idol with NCT Dream, NCT LIFE with 6 members
Place Jeno wants to go to: Backpacking in Europe
Things Jeno is afraid of: Big bugs (cockroaches are fine), and an angry Mark if he becomes angry (Mark has never gotten angry at them before) [dear_960201]

10. Haechan says that Mark is such a scaredy-cat. Once Taeyong, Haechan & Mark watched The Conjuring in 127 dorm. Haechan said Mark had to pray before sleeping. Mark,”The Conjuring was too over (t/n: i think he meant exaggerating)” [gocksdk]

11. I feel sorry to my mum but i think this is my best birthday yet. - Jeno’s ending speech [not_mood_yet]

12. The members were told to say something to Jeno at the beginning of the party. Haechan says that he was with Jeno the longest during Rookies period. But after they debuted they barely see other, so now he starts to appreciate how precious Jeno’s existence is, so he will treat Jeno even better T_T [gocksdk] Jisung was shy to make a comment, he said that they see each other almost everyday these kind of comments would make their relationship awkward instead. [whynotjeno]

13. The NCT DREAM chatroom: A summary
Mark: Kids why aren’t you replying my messages
Jeno: Ugh everyone is so noisy
Jisung: sends links of popular online brain quizzes
Renjun: sends selfies
(and Mark hopes that Renjun would stop sending them)
Chenle: sends cute photos of Mark
Donghyuck: Don’t really speak in the chatroom.. [RENJUN_131]

14. 170421 KID JEN❤︎! [ARTIUM_CHAIRS]

15. Jeno,”Recently with Jisung, Renjun and Chenle, we are into this game”
Jeno,”It’s a chinese game called Grandpa, it’s a little like role play” [not_mood_yet] (t/n: I tried searching I have no idea what game is this)


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