a would throw money at this

I have never once denied a child food because they didn’t have enough money. People treat poor kids so badly and it is really horrifying to see. Today I might have (would never break a RULE at work over a $1 fruit) given a kid a banana because we throw em away daily and he was a little short. But at my old job at a grocery store we always got this woman who used WIC checks (which you have to be reeeeeally broke to use and even broker to actually use because they are so restrictive) and who sometimes got shit because some of the cashiers were too lazy to just run the checks through properly the first time. And I was sitting on my lunch break and her daughter came up (she recognized me, because eventually the lady came to my lane when she saw me because I could run the checks) and told me about a girl in her class who had my name and we had a little 3 or 4 minute convo about her class and her mother looked like she was going to cry and it was so upsetting to think it must have been so unusual for someone to just talk to this super smart and incredibly kind little girl, just because her mom was poor. That’s horrifying to me. I’m almost crying as I type this.

Me: I really hope wolverine will wear his comic costume but it’s not the most important thing, I’ll still enjoy the movie without it and I’m excited either way :)

James mangold : it would be out of character for wolverine to wear a bright yellow costume don’t you think ??

Me. Wow. I can’t believe Logan (2017) was cancelled :/ seems weird to spend so much money on a movie and then just throw it away.. oh well..

“My husband and I sold everything we had to afford the journey. We worked 15 hours a day in Turkey until we had enough money to leave. The smuggler put 152 of us on a boat. Once we saw the boat, many of us wanted to go back, but he told us that anyone who turned back would not get a refund. We had no choice. Both the lower compartment and the deck were filled with people. Waves began to come into the boat so the captain told everyone to throw their baggage into the sea. In the ocean we hit a rock, but the captain told us not to worry. Water began to come into the boat, but again he told us not to worry. We were in the lower compartment and it began to fill with water. It was too tight to move. Everyone began to scream. We were the last ones to get out alive. My husband pulled me out of the window. In the ocean, he took off his life jacket and gave it to a woman. We swam for as long as possible. After several hours he told me he that he was too tired to swim and that he was going to float on his back and rest. It was so dark we could not see. The waves were high. I could hear him calling me but he got further and further away. Eventually a boat found me. They never found my husband.” (Kos, Greece)

Viktuuri + money headcanons

Since the first round of headcanons went down well:

  • Figure skating is hella expensive okay like, even with the many sponsorship deals and prize money you wouldn’t be making an extortionate salary 
  • Despite being a bit of an airhead, Viktor is smart about money and invests it in the right places, leading to his sizeable fortune 
  • Though of course Viktor would make more money than the average male figure skater anyway considering he’s pretty much confirmed male model thanks to Yuuri’s bedroom
  • Viktor not attempting to be extra or anything, he just buys what he likes, whether it’s Gucci sunglasses or a high street branded sweater though we know he has hella fashion sense
  • Who are we kidding though this man probably gets gifted stuff by designers
  • All in all though it’s not like he just throws money away or anything 
  • Until he gets together with Yuuri 
  • Sugar daddy mode activate
  • Viktor appreciates Yuuri so much, he’s his muse and inspiration after all, the first person Viktor has ever truly loved like that 
  • It starts pretty innocently, with items Yuuri happened to show a liking to during window shopping showing up as surprise gifts 
  • Opera tickets and a fancy meal whenever Yuuri has an incredible day of training 
  • Surprise plane tickets back to Hasetsu in time for Hiroko’s birthday 
  • Viktor just really likes spending money on Yuuri because he’s literally his world and he deserves everything he could ever want 
  • Yuuri secretly feeling a bit out of place and embarrassed with all the expensive gifts and dates out though Viktor never lets him see the price tag 
  • The one time he saw how expensive the pink Cadillac was he screamed
  • Yuuri not wanting to just be some trophy husband 
  • So he gives back in his own way
  • Ultimate college student Yuuri teaching Viktor the art of couponing and sneaky voucher combinations 
  • Making the best home cooked meals ever because Viktor spent the majority of his adult life living off salads and the occasional take out 
  • Little crafted gifts that are really kind of dumb but make Viktor’s face light up like a Christmas tree 
  • Yuuri making a little origami ninja star thing (which he used to be good at as a distraction from his anxiety) and though it’s really not complicated, Viktor absolutely adores it 
  • Just… Viktuuri appreciating and showing their adoration for each other in their own way 

Bonus: you’d expect the whole gifts for sex thing to go down but no like they’re both too busy wiping the tears from each other’s eyes and hugging each other, whispering words of love 

This fun so feel free to request a topic or whatever I like doing these

I feel like this whole “zero waste lifestyle” is just another example of rich, usually white people being praised for something poc have been doing forever. Like, it’s all buying clothes from thrift stores and reusing plastic grocery store bags and using every part of the food you buy. And all of that is great but just like riding bikes it’s only “green” when white people do it. When brown people do it, they aren’t making a conscious decision to save the planet, they just can’t afford to throw anything away.

And as I see more YouTube videos and blogs and books coming out about this “new green craze” I keep thinking about all the brown people who could really tell you how to use every part of everything, but would have a hard time making money from it cus it’s only marketable when white people do it.

What Happens In Vegas

Pairing - Jungkook x Reader (Taehyung is a main character as well)

Genre - Stripper Au

Word Count - 3824

Part 1/?

Warnings - Sexually Explicit Content (Y/n Is a stripper)

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven Part Eight

A/n - I’m super excited for this series. I plan to upload every Wednesday. Enjoy! (:


I glanced in the mirror at myself. I was dressed in gold T- strap bodysuit. I had straightened my hair and was wearing red lipstick. My bronzer glistened my skin and as I slipped on my Louboutin high heels I was ready to take the stage.

Tonight was a special night. It was New Years Eve. I knew that I could expect to make well over a few grand tonight and If i didn’t I would have to hear from my boyfriend as to what I did wrong.

As I stepped onto the stage to dance I felt the heat of the spotlight hit me. Men cheering and throwing money before I could even start dancing.

My moves were well calculated. I knew exactly when to do what. When to bend over at the right time, when to show a little more skin. I took everything slow, not giving more than necessary for the time being.

When I walked off of the stage I had earned well over five hundred bucks and that was just in my first hour.

I still had five hours left. Five hours that would include private dances, which I knew would bring in the majority of my money for the night.

Countless private dances, creepy guys and free shots of vodka later and I was heading out of the door.

Tonight had been a great night. I had surpassed my goal and I knew that my boyfriend would be happy.

As I rode up the elevator to our penthouse apartment, I couldn’t help but think about my bathtub. Being in my line of work was exhausting not only physically and emotionally but mentally and I desired nothing more than a nice bubble bath with candles lit around it and maybe a glass of wine.

I walked in the door immediately taking of my shoes. I heard music coming from the living room and realized that my boyfriend wasn’t alone.

“Babe. I wasn’t expecting you to be home so early.” He said as I walked into the room.

“Tae, it’s almost one O'clock in the morning. Who is this?” I said looking at the barely dressed woman sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend.

“Hello, I’m Stephanie.” She said standing up and extending her hand for me to shake.

“Stephanie would like to get into our club. We were just having a little interview.” Taehyung said winking at the female resulting in an extremely high pitched laugh from her.

“Yes, Tae oppa told me that you are the highest earning dancer at his club. If I get in maybe you can teach me your ways.” She said.

“Yes maybe.” I said giving her a fake smile.

“I’m going to take a bath.” I said to Taehyung before excusing myself from the room.

The feeling on my body being submerged in the hot bathwater was probably the best feeling I’ve felt in a while. It seemed to mend my sore bones and soothe me to a state of almost unconsciousness.

I decided to get out of the water before I officially fell asleep. I wrapped a towel around my body and walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend sitting on my bed.

“Great job tonight babe. You did well.” Taehyung said as he sorted through the large amount of money I had earned.

“Thanks. That’s even after I tipped the bartender and DJ.” I told him.

“Good girl.” He said standing up and walking over to me.

“Aren’t you glad that you are dating the man who owns one of the most prestigious strip clubs in all of Vegas?” He asked.

He was right, the club where I worked was a high end strip club in the heart of Vegas. Girls auditioned and waited for months to get into the club.

This club was where all of the high payers would come. Doctors, celebrities, people who had just won lots of money gambling and wanted to show it off.

If you wanted to make tons of money as a dancer getting into this place was your best bet. Thankfully I had met Taehyung when I was 18 and he was just opening the club.

“You look so sexy right now.” Taehyung said as he moved my hair to kiss me on my neck.

“Take this off.” He demanded in a whisper as he pointed to the towel around my body. He then continued to suck at the soft skin.

“Actually Tae, I’m really sleepy right know. Can we please do this tomorrow?” I asked.

Taehyung immediately displayed a disappointed look on his face and let out a deep sigh.

“So you show off your ass to strangers all night, but you won’t even let your loving boyfriend have his way with you?” He asked.

My feet hurt, my head hurt and I just wanted rest. But I knew Taehyung. I knew that if I didn’t give him what he wanted he would hold it against me.

So I did what I had to do to shut him up. I dropped down to my knees, and began to tug at the material of his jeans.

“Why don’t you let your girlfriend take care of you tonight?”

“Good girl.”

By the time Taehyung was satisfied It was nearing three O'clock. I finally was able to close my eyes and get some rest.

Tomorrow would be another day. By day I’d cater to my boyfriend’s every need and at night I’d sell my body.

Every night as I drifted off to sleep I couldn’t help but ask myself.

Why am I doing this?

Jungkook’s POV

Originally posted by classybts

“You ready for tonight?”

“Do I have to go?” Jungkook asked his friend as they entered an elevator at their workplace.

“What man would miss out on an opportunity to go to the most prestigious strip club in the country? Jimin asked.

“A man who doesn’t want to drive almost 100 miles to see strippers.” Jungkook said.

“Come on, your going to miss out on my bachelor’s party just because you don’t feel like driving?”

“Ah, I guess your right. I’m just not really into strippers.”

“Do it for me. You are my best man I want you there.” Jimin said as the elevator finally arrived to the bottom level.

“Fine. I’ll be there. Which hotel again?” He asked.

“I’ll text you all of the info in a minute. I totally forgot I need to pick up the rental car. All of us guys are driving together so by at my house by six don’t bail on me man!” Jimin said hurrying out of the building.

As much as Jungkook wanted to come up with some lame excuse as to why he couldn’t make it, he knew he couldn’t.

He had been friends with Jimin since middle school. Jimin had a lot of friends but still chose him as his best man and he felt honored.

Plus who knows maybe this weekend in Vegas would be better then he expected.

He was horribly wrong. Although the dancers were a lot better than ones he had seen at other clubs, Jungkook was uninterested.

Jimin was drunk out of his mind and Jungkook spent most of the night following him around to make sure he didn’t do anything he’d regret the weekend before his wedding.

“Just a few bucks, come on man. I really need money to tip the next dancer. I hear she’s the best here.” Jimin pleaded.

“Fine, and then we are leaving.” Jungkook said as he reached into his wallet to pull out fresh bills for Jimin who had spent all of his money already.

Moments later the stage went dark. The music started and within seconds a young women walked onto the stage.

The spotlight immediately flashed on her and the crowd erupted with cheering.

When Jungkook saw her he understood why she was the main attraction of the club, she was stunning.

She took her time moving her body and everyone in the room was captivated by her dancing.

Within three minutes she was naked and although Jungkook was at a strip club he felt a bit bad looking at her this way.

Jimin was thoroughly impressed, he had used most of the money Jungkook gave him within the first couple of minutes of her dancing.

Once her performance was over she collected all of the money she had earned in that brief amount of time.

Men were begging her for private dances but she said she was finished for the night.

“That sucks, I guess we will have to come back and see her tomorrow after hitting up the casino.” Jimin said.

“Maybe, let’s leave now.” Jungkook said looking down at his clock.

Jimin drunkenly mumbled something about leaving in a minute and Jungkook decided he would go outside to get a breath of fresh air.

As Jungkook made his way outside, he saw the girl he had seen onstage just a view minutes ago she looked like she was having an argument with a man.

“I told you not tonight.” She said.

“Come on sexy, just one dance.” The man pleaded grabbing on to her arm.

“Let go of me before I call security!”

“You think you are so good don’t you? You think you’re better than me? Come on, Just let me have a touch. I know you give it up easily anyway.” The man said pulling her closer, he was apparently drunk.

Y/n struggled to get the man off of her and walk away but he wouldn’t let her go.

“Did you not hear her when she said not tonight?” Jungkook said as he approached the two of them.

“Who the fuck are you?” The man said with slurred speech.

“Does it really matter? How about you walk away while I’m being nice.” Jungkook warned.

“Who do you think you are?” The drunken men said before swinging at Jungkook.

Jungkook put little effort into dogging the punch. The man missed by a lot and then hit him in the stomach with his fist as he doubled over.

“I think you’d better leave.”

“Fine, but I’ll be back tomorrow and I want that lap dance.” He yelled as he walked away towards an alley.

“Are you okay?” Jungkook asked turning his head to look at Y/n.

“I’m fine, thank you for helping me.” She said.

Y/n seemed as if she had a little apprehension in her voice when she spoke as if she was unaware of Jungkook’s motives.

“I just hate to see men harassing women.”

“And yet you are at a strip club.” Y/n said smiling lightly.

“Well, yeah. My friend is getting married so this is day one of three of his bachelor weekend.”

“Ah I see.”

“Yeah he was actually disappointed, he wanted a dance from you.” Jungkook mentioned.

“Yeah I don’t give private dances on Fridays, but you know what? If you are going to be here tomorrow I’ll definitely give him a dance first.”

“Are you sure?” He asked.

“Of course, only because you helped me deal with that creep.” She said pointing to the man who was now bending over and vomiting on the street.

Before Jungkook could reply a tall man approached the two of them wrapping his arm around y/n’s neck and pulling her closer to him.

“What’s going on here babe?” He asked.

“Oh Tae, this man was kind enough to get rid of some creep who wouldn’t leave me alone.” She said.

“Wow, some guy was messing with you? What an awful boyfriend I am for not being here for you when you needed me.”

“And thank you. What can I do for you in return?”

“Oh I don’t need anything. Actually I’m going to head back in now and find my friend.” Jungkook said turning around.

“Wait y/n called after him, Taehyung releasing her from his grasp.

“What’s your name?” She asked.

“I’m Jungkook, and you?”

“I’m Y/n. Ill see you tomorrow Jungkook.” She said before finally returning back to her boyfriend.

“See you.” He replied.


Y/n’s POV

Saturday morning arrived and I was glad that I only had two more days of working before I’d get a break.

Taehyung had came home late last night. I often wondered what he was doing out so late some nights but he told me it was business pertaining to the club.

I woke up and took a shower and then went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

I was almost finished cooking our breakfast when Taehyung entered the kitchen.

“Good morning sexy.” He said wrapping his arms around me from behind.

“Good morning. Where are you going?” I asked noticing that he was dressed.

“I have interviews to do all day today. I’ll see you tonight at the club.”

“Okay. Well at least eat breakfast with me before you leave.”

“No time, I’ll grab something on the way.” He said making his way towards the door.

“Oh, Tae wait.” I called after him.

“What is it?”

“A couple of girls from the club invited me to go out for dinner before work tonight. Would it be okay if I went with them?” I asked.

“Sweetie, you know I don’t like you around those girls.” He said wrapping his hands around my waist and pulling me in.

“Those girls? Tae I’m one of them.” I told him.

“No you are not. You’re in a totally different class then them. You’re mine and I don’t want you around them.” He said kissing me on my lips.

“I never do anything. I really want to go just -”

“Enough, you will do as I say.” He said cutting my words off.

“Fine.” I said looking down.

“I love you.” He said stroking my cheek.

“Me too.”

I closed the door and locked it behind him feeling completely dejected.

Really though, I had no reason to feel that way. I should have expected as much. Taehyung could be really controlling at times.

But I knew that he was only like that because he loved me. He wanted to protect me from the world.

I took out my phone to text the girls and let them know that I would be unable to meet them, they were not surprised.

The rest of the day I did the normal things that I’d typically do. I did laundry, made dinner and cleaned the entire apartment.

Around eight, I got dressed and headed out. Once I arrived at the club I went to the dressing room were the other girls were.

“Y/n, everyone’s asking for you already!” Jessica said.

“Yeah, a lot of men were wanting private dances last night. So I have a busy night ahead of me.” I replied glancing in the mirror.

“Girl send some of those men our way if you can’t handle it.”

“Oh you all know I can handle it.” I said laughing and heading out.

I entered the VIP section of the club to see who wanted a dance, typically those were the high paying customers.

On my way there I noticed someone whom I had seen before.

Oh yeah it was the guy who had helped me last night, and I totally promised I’d give his friend my first dance.

“Jungkook?” I said approaching him.

“Hi, Y/n. This is my friend Jimin.” He said gesturing to his friend next to him.

“Hi Jimin, I heard you wanted a dance?” I asked the man who seemed extremely excited to see me.

“Wow you are even more beautiful up close. But actually, the dance will be for my best man here Jungkook.” He said winking.

“Huh?!” Jungkook said.

“Come on its my gift to you for being a great friend. I already paid.” Jimin said.

“You do it. This is not really my thing.” Jungkook said.

This made me chuckle a bit.

“Am I intimidating to you?” I asked.

“A bit.” He replied.

“Come on, It’ll be fun.” I said grabbing one of his hands.

I thought shy boys were cute. They were actually my favorite because they would hardly every touch you and they were pleased easily. It was extremely easy money.

After much convincing by Jimin and I, Jungkook finally decided he would do it.

I lead him to a private room and closed the door behind us one we entered.

“Take a seat, make yourself comfortable.” I said as I started to adjust the lights.

He definitely was not comfortable. I almost felt bad for the poor guy.

“Jungkook, why don’t you relax? I’m not going to bite you, unless you pay me extra.” I said.

Jungkook laughed at this.

“I’m sorry, I just feel like this entire thing is a little degrading. Don’t you feel that way?” He asked.

“Well, not really. I think a person who is able to express themselves sexually like this has to have a high amount of confidence.”

“I guess that makes sense, I just feel really awkward right now.” He said straining in his seat.

“I’m not even naked right now. Are you gay? Because I can tell where you can find a really good male strip club. ”

He laughed again this time a bit louder.

“I’m not gay. I like women. In fact, I’m extremely attracted to you. But i’m sure you hear that a lot.” He said. He was right, I heard those words a lot.

Beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, and my boyfriend’s favorite, sexy.
I hear those words so much that it takes away the meaning in them. Or at least the feeling you get when someone compliments you.

But for some reason when Jungkook spoke, I could sense his sincerity.

“Thank you. I think that’s the one non offensive thing you’ve said to me all night.” I said genuinely smiling at him.

I walked over to him and sat down next to him and he smiled as well.  His smile seemed so genuinely sweet. I could sense he shyness still but it had dissipated a bit. Seeing him smile made me feel warm inside, unexpectedly.

“Okay so here is the deal. You don’t want me to get naked, but you already paid and we don’t give out refunds. What do you wanna do?” I asked.

“We could talk?” Jungkook suggested.

“You are at the best strip town in the country with the best performer at the club and you want to talk? Well, I guess I’ve done weirder things.” I said.

“You’re funny. You make me laugh a lot.” Jungkook said.

“Thank you, you are quite the charmer yourself. So what do you want to talk about?”

“Well, we could talk about you? What do you do besides uh, stripping?” He asked.

“Not a lot really. My boyfriend keeps a pretty tight leash on me.”

“Your boyfriend? Oh the guy from last night.”

“Yeah that’s him, he is actually the owner of this club.” I told him.

“Really? He looks so young.”

“Yeah we are both pretty young, his dad gave him a loan to open up this place when he turned 20 and I was working part time as a bartender at another club when he found me. I’ve been with him since the beginning.” I said.

“Oh I see, what made you decide to pursue this career?”

“I needed money to pay for college, at first I wanted to work part time but when I started to work for Tae, we decided that I’d be full time so I dropped out of college.”

“Did you decide that or did he decide that?” Jungkook asked.

“I guess it was sort of a mutual decision, I make enough here and Tae takes care of me financially so there was no longer a need to finish school.”

“What were you studying in school?”

“I’m not going to tell you.” I said looking down and smiling to myself.

“Why not?”

“You’ll laugh at me.”

“Come on, I wont laugh. Tell me and I’ll tell you something embarrassing about me.” He said moving closer to me in his seat. I could tell he was starting to feel a bit more comfortable with me and I liked that.

“I was trying to get my bachelors degree so that I could get into law school.” I said.

“Wow, you wanted to be a lawyer?” he asked.

“Yes, my father was a lawyer and when he passed I vowed to follow in his tracks of becoming a lawyer. Foolish isn’t it?”

“Absolutely not, as a matter of fact I think it’s the most amazing thing you’ve said since I met you. You should go for it!” He told me.

“No way! I think its a little too late for that don’t you agree?”

“Of course not, you look young. You still have so much time to do whatever you want to do with your life. You can be or do whatever you want to do y/n.”

As Jungkook spoke to me I couldn’t help but feel my cheeks burn from smiling so often. He made me feel like I was valuable in just this short amount of time. Not because I had a sexy body and knew how to use it but just because of my aspirations and goals.

“No one has ever said anything like that to me before.” I said.

“I think you need to surround yourself with better friends then.” Jungkook said.

“Maybe, anyways now it’ your turn.”

“My turn?”

“Yes you said you’d tell me something embarrassing.” I reminded him.

Suddenly the timer that I had set signifying that It had been thirty minutes started to go off.

“Looks like the time is up.” Jungkook said, I knew he was happy he didn’t have to reveal his embarrassing secret.

I stared at the timer for a while before standing up to finally turn it off. I was lost in my own mind. The thirty minutes had seemed to pass so quickly. Usually when I was in this room, it felt like I was in here with one person for hours. But talking with Jungkook, the time flew by. I wasn’t quite sure that I wanted it to end.

In my life I had very few people to talk to. It was nice for someone to take an interest in me. To actually want to know more and with no expectations.

I really liked that.

Jungkook walked out to the main lobby with me and we looked at each other both trying to process our thoughts before finally speaking.

“Thank you for that.” Jungkook said.

“For what?”

“For, talking to me. I enjoy your company.” He told me showing that cute smile of his that I was starting to adore.

“No, thank you.”

“Do you work tomorrow?” He asked.

“Yes I do actually, will you be here?” I asked. I was embarrassed to admit that I was smiling from ear to ear. The prospect of being able to talk to him again excited me.

“Yes, maybe I’ll get another “dance”. He said laughing.

“You totally should. Anyways I need to go, I have a lot to do tonight. I’ll see you tomorrow.” I told him.

“See you.”

  • [flashback]
  • Akashi: *walks in*
  • Kuroko, clears throat: Akashi-kun?
  • Akashi: ... Tetsuya?
  • Kuroko: Would you like to know.. what love looks like?
  • Akashi: ...
  • Kuroko, moves closer: What it.. feels like?
  • Akashi: *turning red*
  • Kuroko, moves even closer: What it.. tastes like?
  • Akashi: *heart pounding*
  • Kuroko, whispers in his ear: What it.. sounds like?
  • Akashi, breathing heavily: Wh-What do you want from me?!?!
  • Kuroko, puts his hand on his chest: Isn't it obvious?
  • Akashi, throws his wallet: Take it! Just take my money!
  • [end of flashback]
  • Kuroko: *takes a long sip of vanilla milkshake*
  • Kuroko: *sighs* And that's how it's done.
  • Aomine: All that just to buy a few milkshakes??
  • Kuroko: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
  • Aomine: ...
  • Kuroko: Don't judge me.

batman villain social media would honestly be so wild??? like it’s Frowned Upon to follow supervillains on twitter and instagram but i’m willing to bet they have some of the largest followings in the DCU and take all the best selfies. u know harley is the most subscribed youtuber for beauty and fashion tutorials. there is a lot of batfam/villain discourse on social media because these Receipts!!! also just like lots of drunk videos of villains dancing to ke$ha songs while throwing money in the air. batfam is constantly annoyed because they cannot top this, they’ve tried asking bruce for a couple thousand to make it rain but he’s like ‘we are not sinking to their level’

6

COMMISSIONS!!!!!

Hey guys!
I’m opening commissions again to save up for a new apartment, one with windows and that allows pets. So far the apartments I’ve canvased with my almost-new roommates are pretty pricey especially if we want to live near the city and we need help paying for 2 months rent advance of security deposit and some key money.

Does not help most of my money is going to laptop repairs, life insurance, current rent and bills. *sobs*
It would be totes awesome if you could help us out!


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OCs
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Hetalia Characters When They Try Acting Flirty
  • Canada: Hey sweetie. I lost my bear....can I sleep with you..?
  • America: Hey girl. From a scale of North Korea to America how free are you..?
  • England: Hello, darling. I lost my phone number. Can I get yours?
  • France: Bonjour, mon amour. Are you from France? 'Cause MaDAMN!
  • China: Ni Hao. Is your name Ah Beng? 'Cause Ah Beng thinking about you.
  • Russia: I'll be Putin it in you tonight...
  • Italy: Ciao, bella. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
  • Germany: idk he just flexes his muscles and takes off his shirt.
  • Japan: Will you be my waifu?
  • Romano: Would you like to see my colosseum?
  • Prussia: He flexes his muscles too. Probably winks and wiggles his eyebrows, too.
  • Netherlands: he just throws money at you.
  • (I am not sorry)
I’ve got a teensy bit of a problem...

I don’t really like talking about my situation here since I’m trying to keep it mostly FFXV and personal writing only, but money’s kinda tight for me right now and I’m starting to get worried about it.

I really hope this doesn’t sound like I’m asking for handouts, but I thought I might throw an idea out there since I’ve been tossing it around in my head already for the past few days with my Etsy shop. I love knitting/crocheting things for other people - would anybody be interested in buying a hat or a scarf from me? Here’s a bit of what I can do (under the cut, I didn’t want to make this post stretch a lot), and all of it is up for grabs. I make fingerless gloves as well (I don’t have any pictures of those unfortunately - the last pair I made were for a Christmas gift) and I’m pretty sure I’ve got every color under the sun to work with. My only concern is pricing - I don’t want to overcharge anybody. 

If you’re interested, go ahead and shoot me a message please. I’d appreciate it. <3
Here’s another link to my Etsy as well - the coupon code MOIRAE10 is still active if you want to use it.

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I hate to do this but we’re so cold, it’s snowing, we don’t have any money to heat our house until our benefits come in on the 19th, our last bit of cash just went today on a bill. would anyone be willing to throw some spare change at us so we can be warm and fed? it’s so so cold and we’re really struggling to keep our spirits up. I start a new job in march for which I’ll get paid in april so I hopefully won’t be in this position of begging much longer. just… please, I’m so sorry, but we’re so cold and hungry

if you have anything spare my Paypal is eahopson@gmail.com

if you could reblog this I’d really appreciate it

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one season they should just put 16 millionaires and billionaires in the big brother house bc you know they’re not gonna play for fame or money when their pride is on the line. I wanna see oprah singlehandedly evict kevin o'leary and watch him throw a fit and refuse to leave the house… the feeds would be glorious…

Reasons John Adams in 1776 is essentially the same character as Alexander Hamilton in Hamilton

1. They’re both short-tempered, loud-mouthed Federalist cuties

2. whose main way of dealing with problems is by yelling at them

3. they are both very smol but also 177.6% willing to fight you 

4. seriously they will fight you

5. they both enjoy dissing Jefferson via song and dance

6. …and throwing shade on new jersey

7. People would gladly pay good money to make them be quiet for five minutes

8. no but seriously

9. they’re both Very Loud and Very Done

10. but at the end of the day they’re both just super passionate about creating a country they can be proud of, and if that means also having zero chill, well…