After cleaning diet from bad stuff (starting a real cleansing later this week though) and sleeping LITERALLY the whole Tuesday (I’m not kidding; I woke properly up at 9pm) I’m already feeling A LOT better. I was getting angry for not feeling like my own self and after I consulted my cards the message was that I was exhausted and needed to rest. Apparently while really not being that busy I’ve emotionally exhausted myself (plus the wrong diet, PMS starting and allergies) and I need to rest more. As the cards never lie, I try to sleep this week as much as I can.
im too lazy to finish this anyways this is my danganronpa OC monopostmortem that was a shitpost but it turned into something i put too much effort on
¼ of his face is detachable, also his teeth was drawn on lazily
he usually doesn’t speak also he’s dead inside
he has a detachable head. it has multiple uses! like a murder weapon,
a murder weapon,
a murder weapon,
a murder weapon,
so monopostmortem is actually a bear corpse that was revived, so basically he’s a zombie. he really wants to die so he can stop suffering existing already but he’s pretty much immortal. so he’s left to be his monopostmortem self in this monopostmortem world where he’s just monopostmorteming around he likes coconut juice
Matt’s bigender (he/she) and so sometimes goes by Maddie
Shiro knows and supports him
Matt has a youtube channel for space/technology/nerd stuff and occasionally invites his boyfriend to collaborate
Shiro accidentally calls matt Maddie in one video and someone in the comments asks “who’s Maddie”
they decide to start another youtube account for Maddie, separate from matt, and the divide begins
matt has a prosthetic leg but since he’s always sitting down in matt videos it’s only really visible in Maddie videos when she stands to show off an outfit or to model her newest addition to her prosthetic,
maddie does a lot of fashion/makeup videos (she’s a model and i love her) and her and Shiro flirt and laugh and do each others make up.
she has a tattoo on her wrist that says 銀 貴 (Shirogane Takashi) that’s visible in both channels and there are Conspiracy Theories
(Shiro’s prosthetic was made by matt and as a joke matt added his initials to the wrist. The MH on Shiro’s wrist looks like a matching tattoo which leads to further Conspiracies.)
Shiro also has a tattoo on his left arm that says מתיו (Matthew)
Shiro collabs on both sets of videos and everyone’s like ‘oh Matt and Maddie should do a video together” but,, somehow,, this never quite happens
at some point, Shiro slips in a petname during a Maddie video and someone theorizes that he’s cheating on Matt
Matt and Shiro get an Idea
Matt: HEY PIDGE RECORD A VIDEO SAYING SHIRO’S CHEATING ON ME
this…explodes into drama rapidly
Shiro starts getting hate (and a few Incredibly Gross messages about how it’s understandable that he’s cheating on maddie bc she’s disabled)
(Shiro: takes off prosthetic, angrily waves it around for a bit)
shiro gets demonized immediately and it just escalates
some of it is funny bc…he’s not cheating…and matt’s reading the hate mail in silly voices
they string this out for months
after a particularly discomforting message it becomes a lot less funny and they decide to put an end to it.
Shiro takes the opportunity and in their next collab video (where they were going to explain the whole mess) he gets down on one knee and proposes.
“Maddie, Matt, whoever the fuck you are. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you be my pardNer for the rest of time?”