Zoo-Keeper

“Is it weird?”

Today I was giving a scheduled talk at one of our exhibits, and the crowd was small so I was basically just having short conversations with people as they passed by.  

One lady, after asking several questions about the hoofstock, asked: “Is it weird working with animals?”

I didn’t really know how to answer that.  “Is it weird?” I repeated.  “In what way?”

“You know,” she said.  “Do you ever just think, wow, this is weird?  Like, you’re at work, and there’s a zebra.  Is that weird?”

At that point I knew what she meant, and I had to laugh, because yes, it can be weird.  I’ve just never had anyone ask me that before.

I’ve definitely had those moments that are like out-of-body experiences where, just for a few seconds, you think too hard about what you’re actually doing and it’s so absurd that it boggles your mind a little.  Things like riding in a golf cart with a penguin.  Or sharing a snack with a giraffe.  Or chasing a runaway peacock through the golf course.  Or giving a rhino a bath.  Or having a conversation with a grumpy tiger.  Or making Jell-O for meerkats.  Those moments that make you think, wow, how many people will ever do this?

I feel very fortunate to be able to work around my animals every day, and I take the responsibility of being their caregiver very seriously.  But when I really think about it, yeah, what I do every day is super weird, and I love that about my job.

If you’re a keeper or you work with animals in some way, take time this week to notice and appreciate the weird moments, those moments that would make a non-keeper say, “Wait, you what?!”  Embrace the weird.  Enjoy it.

Originally posted by thedisneyprincessposts

Zookeeper Haikus

1.
Disinfecting day
My nose hairs burn from the bleach
I kind of love it

2.
Stop eating that box
You’ll get impacted and die
Spit that out right now

3.
I woke up at five
The lions slept all damn day
This is so unfair

4.
I think that these shoes
are waterproof, so I’ll just-
Oh God, big mistake

5.
My coworkers are
wrong, the vets are all so wrong…
I am right.  Just me.

6.
My animals get
MasterChef meals; I live on
Red Bull and Cheez-Its.

7.
Nothing you show me
Can gross me out anymore;
My soul is long dead.

8.
Don’t bite your brother
Don’t you make me come in there
I know you hear me

9.
One more person says
“Look! A human exhibit!”
And I’ll start punching

10.
Nothing can make me
smile quite like the twitch of a
baby giraffe’s nose.

[Part 2]

The Zookeeper Personality Guide

A zoo is like a high school cafeteria: people tend to be grouped and classified with others like them.  Oh, and someone’s always throwing food.

Certain types of people prefer to work with certain types of animals, and on the flip side of that, certain types of animals attract certain types of people.  Don’t even act like that’s not true, y'all.  Many keepers (including me) work with a variety of species every day, but even then, almost every keeper has a niche where they fit best.

Curious to see where you land?  Under the cut, if you dare…

[DISCLAIMER: Jokes, people.  These are them.  Don’t get offended.]

[Also, reblog and let me know if you agree or disagree, and add your own!  These are really general categories, but the possibilities are endless…]

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Zookeeper Haikus Part 2

[Part 1]

11. 
Who broke the squeegee?
Who broke the only good broom?
We can’t have nice things.

12.
Hey. You. Twitch an ear.
Move or breathe or something so
I know you’re not dead.

13.
I’m allergic to
Hay, dust, fur, grass, air, the world.
Why’d I pick this job?

14.
Get on the scale, please.
Being weighed will not kill you.
Don’t be dramatic.

15.
The only thing worse
than a stubborn giraffe is
two stubborn giraffes.

16.
Chopping produce is
cheaper than a massage but
just as relaxing.

17.
I can touch poop and
all kinds of gross stuff without
flinching; come at me.

18.
Please do not feed the
animals, no matter how
cutely they ask you.

19. 
No, I don’t go in 
with the big cats, but thank you
for asking, stupid.

20.
In two minutes you
destroyed enrichment that took
me thirty to make.

One of the reasons I love and admire zoo atlanta is their strive to keep the animals health(both physical and mental) the main priority.

Last week we were finally able to obtain an ultrasound image of our rhino fetus! We have known since December that our eastern black rhinoceros, Andazi, is pregnant because of hormone results from fecal assays. Since then the hoofstock keepers have been training Andazi to participate in ultrasound procedures to monitor the fetus. Without the use of a squeeze shoot!
That’s right as you can see in the picture Dr. Sam is literally risking life and limb performing an ultra(and later a rectal exam) on a free standing willing rhino. Squeeze shoots are a normal practice in husbandry, so it is a viable solution. But stressing our animals is something we never want to do. So instead of restraints we try treats.

Despite diligent efforts by the keepers and our veterinary team, Andazi did not cooperate well enough for an image to be obtained using transrectal ultrasound for the first 6months. This is the usual way that ultrasound images are obtained of rhino fetuses. Because rhinos have thick skin and are very large bodied, it is difficult to obtain an image using the probe on the abdomen.
 
However, the keepers and vets did not give up and continued to try this method with Andazi. Last week it paid off. We were able to see the fetus’ ribs and to see it moving. We are very excited about this and will continue to try to obtain more images. It’s nice to know that the fetus is alive and well. Andazi is due sometime from September 23 and November 25. This will be the first black rhino born at Zoo Atlanta and it will be the first calf for Andazi and her mate Utenzi. Black rhinos are critically endangered primarily because of poaching for their horns. We are eager to welcome this calf to our family and to use this high profile birth to educate people about the plight of black rhinos in the wild.

You know a lot of people don’t realize this but 

When feeding animals one thing we have to take into account is manducation and dexterity. Depending on how the animal eats will determines how we cut it and serve it to them and sometimes what type of food we give. 

The cuts and shapes have been figured out over years of experiment and observations to figure out what’s the perfect way to get an animal to eat all its food comfortably. Individual personality can also play a role as some animal might enjoy tiny cubes to just pop in there mouth. Some prefer big circles to chew on…

 I know many of you are like

because an animal eats the food in the wild so why would they need food cut up? well what a lot of people also don’t realize is, animals can be very inefficient eaters. We all were technically taught this a roundabout way in grade school.

Animal eat certain thing and then another animal will come along and eat the thing that other animal doesn’t then the bugs clean up the mess. Circle of life.. But that’s more based on ecology. In reality one animal on an individual bases in a controlled setting is pretty much just leaving food on his plate by being messy or being sloppy or being picky or just being plain out gross with the food and completely wasting it. because it’s not out in the wild so there isn’t someone coming behind them to eat the thing they wont. Then we have to just throw it away. So as you see we take great care and consideration in caring for our coworkers

To learn more things people dont realize about zoos here ~> Zoos Queues