You can buy an anti-zombie cabin.
$113,000 gets you a bedroom, kitchen,
bathroom, garage, living room, TV, Xbox,
rooftop deck with barbed wire, and an
escape hatch. There are also extras like
solar panels, water cannons, search
lights, and flame throwers, but everyone
gets the same 10-year guarantee: if you
can prove a zombie made it past the
reinforcements, you get your $$ back. Source
Though they might appear to be props, they are actual weapons. Models shown above are the Brainsaw, Zombie Hammer, Piece Maker and Street Cleaver. The last photo is a rack they sell that can hold 5 of their weapons or your house keys. There are more models though; the Predator (machete), Double Tap (pick-axe), Traumahawk (tomahawk), Ventilator (spear) and H.A.K (bowie knife *seen hanging on the rack). Link below if anyone is interested. Price isn’t that bad; most are under $150. I think I might get the Piece Maker… (GRH)
I feel like a chainsaw would never work in real life. It’s cool in the movies but it’s fucking impossible to start one of those things at the best of times. And the chain would probably break right in the middle of a horde. I’ll keep my baseball bat and machete, thanks.
Regardless of how prepared you are, if the zombie apocalypse ever rolls around, survival will likely entail some form of scavenging. And the apocalypse may place several man-made obstacles between you and that not-yet-expired can of dog food. In that case, consider the Stanley FUBAR demolition tool (Model STHT55134) your personal key to Alpo-ville.
The Stanley FUBAR is essentially a hunk of carbon steel with a prying claw on one end and a curved cutting surface/chisel on the other. Both ends facilitate nail-removal (you don’t want to succumb to tetanus during the zombie apocalypse, do you?) while the rubberized grip ensures the tool won’t slip out of your hand and take out an eye. Designed originally to take out drywall and sheetrock, the FUBAR should be able to handle brains and connective tissue in a pinch, but I wouldn’t become overly reliant on it.
At 14.25" long, the FUBAR can add a lot of function to your bug-out-bag without adding much bulk. Currently retailing for about $20, it’s a good item to purchase and then have at the ready…just in case.
A handmade custom battleaxe comprised of a baseball bat, circular saw blade and a chainsaw chain. I’m not sure if its a one-off build or if the guy is willing to make more but it is for sale in his Etsy shop. Price is about $281.00. This is making me rethink my own baseball bat build. (GRH)
Nothing says extreme zombie survivalism quite like the Crovel Extreme by Gearup Center. Apparently the original Crovel (which is the result of a shovel and a crowbar sharing a regrettable hard night of drinking) just wasn’t extreme enough for the zombie apocalypse. Instead Gearup Center offers this new, improved version that boasts a hallowed-out fourteen-inch handle (ideal for storing your emergency stash of bath salts as well as other trinkets) and the ability to attach accessories at its base (for an additional cost, of course). If you do decide to purchase one, pray that the zombie attack doesn’t happen during the 30-45 day turnaround period.