Zimothy

zimothy said: OH AND SOMETIMES STILES WILL JUST SAY THINGS AND DEREK INSTINCTIVELY OBEYS AND IT TURNS STILES ON AND THEN THAT TURNS DEREK ON AND THEN THEY’RE BOTH RIDICULOUSLY HORNY WHILE STILES PROCEEDS TO SCENT DEREK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE IDK SOB

*claps hands to cheeks and shrieks* ARE YOU PUSHING MY PUBLIC SEX BUTTON, I THINK YOU ARE, BECAUSE SOMETIMES THEY GET SO HORNY THAT THEY CAN BARELY MAKE IT TO THE CAR BEFORE DEREK’S SINKING TO HIS KNEES TO SUCK STILES OFF, OR LIKE STILES WILL PUSH HIS HANDS DOWN THE BACK OF DEREK’S PANTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE AND PRESS A FINGER INSIDE HIM

Not Your Disney Romance (or one of my top fave fics ever because it has a pretend relationship and oblivious people and is written by Zimothy)

“Hey! We’re trying to have a serious conversation here!” he cried, reaching out to try and swat Derek’s hands away. Derek snatched his wrist, using Deej and Ivanna’s presence as an excuse to pull Stiles’ hand forward and tap a chaste and apologetic kiss to his knuckles.

Long before canon!Derek learned how to shift into a wolf, fic began testing what this would mean to him, and how it could impact his interactions with others. Meanwhile, heartbreak and humor continued hand-in-hand as the hiatus stretched into the new year. 

When DevilDoll’s “But Not With Derek” broke the fandom’s collective heart in one fell swoop, other authors poured into the angst-carved gaps to mend the wounds (or to create their own wrenching depictions of Derek’s affection-starved soul). 

Come Fly With Me (Or Don’t) | stilinskisparkles ( felicitysmock ) | 14,968 | Teen | Sterek
26 December 2012

Stiles is overworked and stressed out when his flight home gets delayed due to copious amounts of snow. He finds entertainment with one Derek Hale, whom he hasn’t seen since high school but really doesn’t mind getting reacquainted with.

Especially when it turns out Derek is surprisingly hilarious and will reluctantly play snap with him. And can walk on his hands.

Actual Puppy Derek Hale | tylerfucklin ( zimothy ) | 18,162 | Teen | Sterek
1 January 2013

Derek didn’t know what was worse: the hunters, being trapped as a wolf, being hit by a car, or the fact that he had somehow become some kid’s pet dog for the unforeseeable future.

Waking Up | betp ( cribbagematch ) | 2,892 | Not Rated | Sterek
3 January 2013

Derek has an out-of-body experience and no one cares.

Sox and Bombers | @Nanoochka | 17,449 | Explicit | Sterek
3 January 2013

They didn’t normally discuss their games in deference to the sanctity of their respective teams and the ancient Yankees/Red Sox rivalry, but Derek had to admit it was nice to combine shoptalk and pillow talk with someone who understood. Still, Stiles was the enemy, even if Derek did spend an awful lot of time consorting with him. If by consorting you meant fucking him into the mattress.

Where The Inevitable Isn’t | Survivah ( optimismology ) | 41,260 | Mature | Sterek
05 January 2013 - 21 January 2013

Stiles has a magical thingamajig that’s supposed to get him out of danger. Trouble is, it took him really, really far out of danger. Like, to the point where he isn’t in the same universe anymore.

“A part of Stiles had been thinking that he’d come home, and just go, ‘hey, Derek, are we mates and you just haven’t said anything about it?’ and Derek would reply, 'now you mention it, we are indeed! Now come to my bedchamber, where we will have super hot sex and then cuddle after!’”

Trees are always a relief after dealing with people (except when they aren’t) | ravelqueen ( @derekplaysviola ) | 15,889 | Mature | Sterek
09 January 2013

Derek Hale decides to become a hermit before he reaches 25. Too bad he picked Beacon Hills as his retirement home.(Or the one where Stiles is a wood nymph/pixie/human hybrid who falls in love with his new grumpy werewolf neighbour)

Leave the Rest at Arm’s Length | whiskey_in_tea | 3,676 | Explicit | Sterek
11 January 2013

@DevilDoll’s But Not With Derek, continued. Endless thanks to her for the prompt/inspiration/permission to use it.

The Importance of Turning Around Three Times Before Lying Down | otter ( thewinterotter ) | 31,661 | Mature | Sterek
11 January 2013 - 12 January 2013

It’s like this dog has walked out of all of Stiles’ childhood dreams and into the real world just because Stiles wanted it hard enough. He is the most awesome dog ever, and he and Stiles have a bond. A deep, unbreakable bond because this animal is his soul mate, obviously. Now he just has to convince the dog of that.

Inevitability (About Damn Time) | @accordingtomel | 9,707 | Explicit | Sterek
14 January 2013

“So?” Scott says.

“So?” Stiles sputters, kicking his shoes into the corner and locking the front door behind him. He’d whipped out his phone the second he’d pulled up to the house, and miracle among miracles, Scott actually answered. Of course, he’s not so pleased about that now. “My dad thinks Derek and I are dating, Scott. Did you miss that part?”

The asshole actually has the audacity to laugh. As if this is somehow hilarious to him. Worst best friend ever. “No, I didn’t.”

“This is not funny, Scott.”

“Yeah, it actually kind of is, though.”

Stay Still | orphan_account | 29,580 | Mature | Sterek
14 January 2013

They read the entry on the alphas, then Derek crawls into Stiles’s bed and Stiles joins him, and they fall asleep twisted together. He wakes up alone, but there’s a note stuck to his computer. Gone to let the others know about the alphas. Don’t do anything stupid.

Katnox's REAL WOLF reclist

(made rebloggable by request - ily2 zim)

Anon asked: Do you know any good Sterek AU where one of them is a wolf for a while?

Wolf!Stiles:

I’m Hunting On The Night -

Fantastic and cute AU where Stiles is a werewolf and gets stuck in his wolf form long enough to be found by Derek (a hunter) and somehow becomes his friend and companion.

Wolf!Derek:

Actual Puppy Derek Hale -

AU, hunters put a collar on Derek and he becomes stuck in his wolf form for the forseeable future. And he somehow becomes Stiles’ pet dog. Adorable dog!Derek hijinks, great fun.

Red Against the Snow -

AU, really really enjoyed this! Stiles car breaks down on his way to visiting his grandma, and gets stuck in a blizzard, saved only by the mysterious hot hermit man living in the woods. Also there is a wolf that Stiles wants to adopt.

The Importance of Turning Around Three Times Before Lying Down -

Fluffy cuteness, Stiles finds a dog injured by a car and takes him home. I cannot with how much I loved this fic, actual wolf!Derek is just kryptonite to me!

You Are The Moon -

An AU where everyone knows about werewolves, werewolves do a full-shift, and everyone thinks Derek is dead. Until a wolf follows Stiles home and takes over Stiles’ bed. Cute and a bit angsty, but really lovely.

You Can’t File A Missing Persons Report on a Lost Dog -

(WIP) Super super funny and cute, AU in which werewolves spend the best part of their puberty stuck as real wolves, and now that Derek is in human form again, Stiles is wandering around town with his homemade signs looking for his dog. Brilliant.

No werewolves, just wolves (and a kitten):

*As Though The Air Protects You -

RIDICULOUSLY CUTE AU in which Deaton is still a mysterious magical vet, Kate Argent is still a criminal socipath, and Stiles isstilla crime-solving magical kitten. FLUFF FLUFF EVERYWHERE

Hail to Whatever You Found in the Sunlight -

Plot twist: They are all actual wolves. I’M EVEN SATISFIED WITH WOLF CUDDLING OKAY THAT IS HOW MUCH I LOVE IT and this is super cute, lots of Derek taking care of Stiles

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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LATER THAT NIGHT… 

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Because I have feelings about Stiles being friends with drag queens in every ‘verse. I apparently also have feelings about Stiles in drag. And about Derek liking Stiles in drag. Let me crawl in a corner and die now.

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