Ziam Masterpost

ziam side of tumblr im abt to learn you a thing

sooo we all know our fave disney prince aka zayn malik has SEVERAL tattoos as an ode to his sunshine puppy boy payne right?

the most famous being this beauty

now im a desi woman and here on tumblr we’ve allll talked about mandalas and their significance in pakistani weddings and brides etc. ALL TRUE OFC.

but i was stumped to see how many posts hadnt made this connection

know how zaynie’s got a nose piercing right? and everyone thought oh wow what a cool dude hes so edgy with all the tattoos and now the piercing

mmmm think again

notice one more thing about pakistani brides?

see that giant ass nose ring? yup
now i know what you might think
THAT looks painful (i assure you it isnt)

point being MOST pakistani brides get their noses pierced before their wedding

its a tradition that has been followed in our culture for generations now

my own nose is pierced (im unmarried)

and i shit you not the next day (after getting my nose pierced) when i went to work i was teased the ENTIRE day abt how i really got engaged on the DL or am getting married (i didnt)

only then did i make the connection: OH pakistani women get their noses pierced when they are of age to be married OR are married (more likely)

notice how its on the left side of my nose? (its a selfie so flip it) thats exactly how its done

we legit frown at non-desi ppl when they get it done on the wrong side lol (pls dont come for me)

GETTING BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND:

yup left side of his nose (also proves how someone else took this hot half naked pic lol but nvm)

lets go back to the mandala (yes pls)

the main difference between that tattoo and the mehendi that brides get is the permanence

but fret not thats a big sign for good things in the ziam world

there is this myth or old wives’ tale in my culture that the stronger the colour of a woman’s mehendi (henna) the stronger the love her husband has for her

so basically whenever i used to get mehendi done i’d test my boyfriend lmao

bitch you better love me my hands tell me different

anywho needless to say zaynie didnt half arse it: he got a fucking permanent version of the wedding tattoo

basically his way of saying: you’re tied to me now bitch you better love me forever

i mean why not.

now put it ALLLL together

HES LITERALLY WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE A PAKISTANI MARRIED WOMAN

this here is the reason i now fully believe in ziam

i was oblivious to all this but the moment i saw a picture of him with his tattoo and piercing my mind went WAIT A MINUTE

so there you go peeps

its realer than you think

I just  miss Ziam Masterpost

I’ve been missing ziam to much lately :(

Just look at the fond in their eyes 

Zayn just really loves Liam ok 

I feel diSRESPECTED

WAS THIS EVEN REAL

IT WASN’T EVEN THAT FUNNY BUT LIAM JUST MAKES ZAYN SO HAPPY HE CAN’T HELP IT

Goes back a little just for this fucking gif, DO YOU REALIZE THEY FORGOT WHERE THEY WERE BUT CAUGHT THEMSELVES JUST IN TIME

INCLUDING THIS BC I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS GIF BUT ITS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER WITNESSED

LIAM WTF

TOO MUCH FOND FFS

I HATE THEM

CAN HE GO ONE FUCKING SECOND WITHOUT TOUCHING LIAM

They are such dorks I am in love

HE’S SO GENTLE

COME ON THEN, COME ON. 

I NEED TO STOP THIS I AM BECOMING AN EMOTIONAL WRECK 

BUT ZAYN IS ACTING LIKE THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL FOR LIAM TO BE SITTING ON HIM. 

I CAN’T DO THIS

LET ME END THIS HERE  I REALLY MISS ZIAM

When someone mentions Ziam

When someone says there’s no evidence to back up Ziam

When someone believes Larry is real but won’t even consider Ziam

When someone keeps talking about S*ph*am, Z*gi, Paynet0n or Ch*am

When people act like Zayn and Liam haven’t gone through any problems with Modest!

When someone says Niall is the captain of Ziam

(it’s Louis)

When you didn’t sleep because you were dealing with Ziam all night

When someone you know IRL finds your Ziam blog

When you decide you don’t care that you’ve been #EXPOSED as a Ziamie

When someone finally realizes Ziam is real

The End. 


Here’s one last Ziam gif to end on a good note:



none of the gifs are mine

Liam’s new tattoo: Who’s eye is it?

Okay, so our precious Lima bean was spotted leaving some club or something like that after weeks of being MIA (he was spotted the same day as Zayn AND in the same city, let me tell you). And he’s got a few new tats, but the most talked about is his eye tattoo.

Chiam-shippers were quick to assume that it was Cheryl’s eye since she’s his girlfriend and his baby mama and bluh bluh bluh.

Yeah, sure, you wish. 

Me, being an intelligent individual, who can easily tell where is truth and where is pr bullshit, because she’s been through a lot in this fandom, decided to prove their blind asses that this is not Cheryl’s eye. But rather someone else’s, whose name starts with Z. 

Yep, you heard me right, after a bit of research I’m now convinced that this is Zayn’s eyes. 

So let’s get started. (I’m actually ashamed to say that I spent my weekend evening comparing three eyes, why am I like this?)

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these extra Hoes™ aka the Malik-Paynes

Liam arrived in Vancouver wearing the infamous Cartier Love Bracelet (also worn by Zayn on several occasions last year) on 3rd Sept.

He proceeded to wear it on stage for his performance at iHeartRadio’s Beach Ball the same day

Meanwhile, we have Zayn who released a smashing teaser trailer for the MV of his new upcoming single DTD on 3rd Sept.

And lo and behold, on his Delicate Wrist™, sits an Alexander McQueen Braided Bracelet a la early 2017 Ziam (also seen on Liam around the same time)

and lets not even talk about the comback of the Eyebrow slit

now to all the antis and haters:

I have a thing for ZaynandLiam being in each others arms. 

I WANNA KNOW WHAT ZAYN WHISPERED IN HIS EAR

HIS FUCKING FINGERS SLIDE ACROSS ZAYN’S BACK UNTIL HIS HAND SETTLES

HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. HE FUCKING MAKES LIAM TURN INTO A GIDDY ASS 13 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH HER FIRST CRUSH 

ZAYN ITS A GROUP HUG STOP BEING SELFISH YOU POSSESSIVE BITCH

ALL OF THAT SPACE ON THE COUCH BUT NOOOO THEY WANNA BE WRAPPED UP TOGETHER. I HATE THEM

wHAT EVEN WAS THIS

THIS WASN’T EVEN NECESSARY

casually drops this in as well bc this is my fav  

i’m in teaRS

ZAYN IS SO TINY

LOOK AT LIAM’S HAND ON HIS WAIST

FUCK 

I AIN’T GONNA EVER FORGIVE Y’ALL FOR NOT GETTING THIS IN HQ

WHY DO THEY CRAVE BEING I EACH OTHERS ARMS

BUT ZAYN’S FIRST INSTINCT WAS TO FUCKING GRAB LIAM’S HAND

HAVE I TOLD YOU I HATE THEM

WHY

WHIMPERS AT SIZE DIFFERENCE

JESUS CHRIST

YOU KNOW WHAT

I’M DONE WITH THEM

anonymous asked:

Ugh in the last gif where liam is kissing zayn? didn't zayn still have the mic close to his mouth? like I can't see anything but the mic tbh I wish it was brighter and more HD omg

watch it a ton of times and relax your eyes. there’s tongue. z pulls the mic away, grabs the back of liam’s head, and there’s tongue.

you can clearly see the head grasp in this one, and look at the mic move totally out of the way as he pulls liam’s face in.

but let’s be real, a stage ziam kiss isn’t out of character…

or a ziam behind the scenes kiss…

or a ziam pretend doll kiss…

or you know, dry humping…

or grinding…

or possessive grasping…

or rimming innuendo…

but anyways. i’m in the business of squeeing not convincing :D

You know I’ve been taking some time

And I’ve been keeping to myself

I had my eyes up on the prize

Ain’t watching anybody else

But your love it hit me hard

Yeah, you’re bad for my health

I love the cards that I’ve been dealt

Do you feel the same as well?


You know, I used to be in 1D (now I’m out, free)

People want me for one thing (that’s not me)

I’m not changing the way, that I (used to be)

I just wanna have fun (and get rowdy)

Want coke and bacardi (sippin’ lightly)

When I walk inside the party (girls on me)

F1 type Ferrari (6 gear speed)

I love it when your body (grinds on me), baby  


You know I love it when the music’s start
But c'mon, strip that down for me, baby

There’s a lot of people in the crowd
But only you can dance with me

So put your hands on my body
And swing around for me, baby

You know I love it when the music start
But c'mon, strip that down for me (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)


Oh, strip that down
Love when you hit the ground (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Oh, strip that down
Love when you hit the ground


You know, that since the day I met you

Yeah, you swept me off my feet

You know, that I don’t need no money

When your love is beside me

Yeah, you opened up my heart

And then you threw away the key

Now it’s just you and me

And you don’t care ‘bout where I’ve been

Ziam Masterpost: 1 of 48943587 reasons to believe in Ziam

These two dumbasses like expressing their love by giving each other gifts such as necklaces, bracelets, watches and other accesories that mean something for them. 

So me and strangefurydream decided to make a post about most significant ones. 

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Cartier bracelet

So on  February 14th 2015 on the OTRA Melbourne concert, Zayn was spotted wearing a gold bracelet. At that time he didn’t actually wear lots of gold bracelets, so that was kinda unusual.

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jealous ziam a minipost because i really need to get dressed for school,but this is calling me

starting with the most recent addition and then going out of order..

yes Niam moment this is cute.. BUT LOOK AT ZAYN IN THE BACKGROUND

everyone was all haha he’s joking.. no im 99% sure he was serious

fetus jealous as in who the fuck is touching him I demand answers

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lets play the trope game aka ‘filmy zaynie’

so since i got a very concerned anon after my prev post i decided to answer it with: yes another post

i have a thing for these idk dont ask

so basically anon was concerned i was leading everyone on with my ‘queerbaiting’ and how as a ‘grown ass woman’ lol i should be more careful

sure i guess..

only

im gonna be honest im a new ziam idk much abt liam and zayn and their backgrounds and what not to judge them well

some may be able to but im not

only reason i could judge is on the pure desi blood running in zaynie’s veins lol

now i’ve feasted my eyes on many ziam gifs and i mean many

here are some of my faves

Originally posted by ziamaddiction

Originally posted by liamtunnelvision

Originally posted by sarasletter

Originally posted by analovespickles

so heres where the trope game comes in..

you think ziam and anyone who believes in them are queerbaiting?

have you stopped to consider that a muslim desi like zayn could be queer and the impact that knowledge might have had on him?

but nvm that rn we’re gonna keep things positive

now lets establish a few things first:

us desis are such hopeless romantics thanks to the likes of many bollywood movies that we’re conditioned to watch growing up

p sure same was the case with zaynie

in this first one he’s referencing to a very famous bolly song abt friendship

in this next one hes responding to a proposal (lol) which is also a famous bolly movie title

and here’s him with the biggest bolly movie star of all time : SRK

so needless to say hes pretty into the whole bollywood scene 

now one thing abt love portrayed in bollywood movies is how everyone in love can act very cliched and what we call ‘filmy’

how about we put ziam side by side with such examples?

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anonymous asked:

hey, could you explain what happened in Vegas betweet zayn and liam?

What happened? That’s a really good question.
Basically Zayn ignored Liam throughout the concert, AND THIS IS SOMETHING because Zayn never ignores Liam.

Look at the other concerts

But in Vegas something happened. Zayn didn’t touch Liam, he didn’t even try to look in his direction despite Liam’s pleading eyes. (How did he even manage to resist those puppy eyes?)

So yeah, Zayn was angry. And he was angry with Liam, ‘cause he behaved normally with the other three boys.

Did Liam do something wrong? Maybe, we can’t know for sure, but that same morning Liam and Zayn were fine at the meet and greet.
Though during the day something clearly irritated Zayn and he ended up arguing with Paul.

(btw he’s being cornered by two big guys, that’s only my supposition, but I think they were trying to stop him from doing something dumb, trying to reason with him, even if he didn’t want to)
Anyway he was so upset that he skipped dinner while the other boys went to Gordon Ramsay’s steakhouse

When the concert started Zayn was still upset, he tried to behave normally with the others, but totally ignored Liam.
Also, the weird thing is that his hand was perfectly fine at the beginning of the day, but

again, what happened? Did he punch something? Someone? We’ll never know (ugh)

So, the interesting point which connects everything is that Danielle was there.
Our guess is that nobody expected this, or at least Zayn didn’t expect to find her there. Maybe it was a last moment decision or maybe he was the only one who didn’t know that and didn’t take the news very well.

(I swear I can picture him softly punching Liam and yelling: WHAT DOES SHE DO HERE? WHY IS SHE HERE?) (it’s no secret that Zayn clearly didn’t like her)

Anyhow the boys knew what was going on, and they tried to fix it, changing their usual position and making Zayn and Liam squeeze against each other

wow, good plan guys, how evil

but you failed

Anyway, Zayn and Liam clarified (maybe that same night after sending away Danielle) and the day after everything was fine.

anonymous asked:

LEEYUM DINT EVEN JUST HOLD HIM ROUND THE WAIST. HR DIGS HIS FINGERS GENTLY INTO HIM LIKE HES SECURING HIM TO HIS SIDE. LIKE HIS MISSN PUZZLE PIECE ONLY IT AINT MISSIN ANYMORE CUZ WHEN ZAYN AND LIAM ARE TOGETHER THEYRE WHOLE. HE LOVES ZAYNS WAIST AS MUCH AS ZAYN LOVES HIS LOWER BACK

R.I.P. me in peace, please.

Let’s talk about Liam’s love for Zayn’s waist:

he squeeze his tiddy (also, it’s been brought to my attention that ZAYN TRIES TO GRAB FOR BOTH OF LIAM’S HANDS WHAT IF THEY HELD HANDS RIGHT THEN AND THERE)

he tugs zayn closer

no but they’re a proper couple, and you can tell in this gif. look at the way they move with each other. it looks like liam is about to attack Zayn’s neck.

why do they melt into this so easily?

why he so possessive?

so tight

por que? so light

and again!

*DJ Khaled voice*: ANOTHER ONE

hep

why does zayn CURL INTO LIAM’S HAND I’M FURIOUS

such a sweet moment

please feel better

Let’s throw it up with Liam’s hand on Zayn’s spine while he gazes fondly at Zayn’s domesticity. yep. let that sink in.

Now let’s go to Zayn’s love for Liam’s lower back(/waist):

an infamous ziam gif. zayn’s hand, liam’s giggles

possessive

Zayn those hands watch yourself you’re on live tv

literally they were dating that far back

guiding the hubby

Damn, Zayn

Back at it again

with the possesive hands

liam stop squirming you’re getting too far away lemme grab your wasit

i don’t really need you to guide me a step up i’m just using that excuse to touch you

oh my. no explanation.

habits die hard

sit on my lap lemme hold you

ass full of wonder (Let me say that even if Zayn is only resting his hand in the back of the seat, that’s still a very intimate gesture.) 

stay close

and my favorite: that dandelion bitch is here lemme show her who’s fuckin you

and need i remind just how long it lasted for?

asks like these are why i allow anon enabled.