can you do a headcannon of how it would be to be on the members of the Akatsuki teams. ( ex: pein and konan, kisame and itachi )
Kakuzu and Hidan
Being on this team is just a huge tug of war between two five year olds honestly. You’re either on Kakuzu’s side or Hidan’s side and if you chose neither side, then they BOTH will go after you with relentless teasing, taunting, attacks and name calling. If you wanna be on this team, be prepared for it is all I’ll say.
Pein and Konan
Being with Pein and Konan on a team is… quiet. They’ll talk every now and then, maybe complain about the Akatsuki and talk slight shit about them, but it’s quiet time and plenty of tea/sake drinking and shuffling through papers and files on what the next mission will be. They’re important mommy and daddy to keep this place in one non-functional piece.
Itachi and Kisame
The only sensible team, if you wanna be sane, stay with them for the love of God. They’re quiet when they need to be, can hold intelligent conversations, Itachi does crack jokes every now and then when he’s finally comfortable around you and trusts you and Kisame is the pun master. You’ll actually have fun with them and whenever a mission is successful, they treat themselves to a drink and some lunch/dinner.
Deidara and Sasori
Stay neutral, agree with both sides, and play nice. If you don’t agree with both of them (or at least one of their) ideas on art, you’ll have both of them arguing against you on art and it will be a neverending circle of hell. The arguments are while you three try to sleep, while you three eat, walk back to the base….you swear you can hear Sasori being petty and mumbling his disagreements on Deidara’s views while the blond sleeps at night.
Deidara and Tobi
You’ll be driven up a wall with these two. It’s best to invest in a pair of ear plugs, because they would make the most patient of saints want to kill the both of them. Tobi is constantly pissing Deidara off for no reason or “just for fun”, in which Deidara tries to blow him up or attacks him physically. You three have been thrown out of and banned from multiple eateries because of their antics.
Tobi and Zetsu
Sensible yet insane. Obito keeps his act up while you’re around, but when Zetsu finally tells him to “calm down” or “cool it”, he actually tones his wild side down a bit. Which, thankfully, is relieving. You’ll get your daily dose of Tobi, but when you turn your head or sleep, you swear you can hear a deeper, calmer voice talk to Zetsu. Tobi’s still there, wth?