Get your hands on some of that ‘Tub Juice! It’s easy to make, easy to drink, and it’ll have all your friends coming up to you like “Dude. Dude. Seriously, we should talk more. Lets hang out. I’d kiss a parrot if it had bird lips. What?”
Just throw some stuff in the tub, fire up the spigot, and watch the Bathtub Juice flow! Guaranteed to turn any party into a classic club banger like the ones you saw on MTV.
Tub Juice: It’ll make your momma say Oh My Golden Rings!
"I drank tub juice and now I’m dead." -a skeleton
"Alpha Delta Pizza had me submerged in tub juice as part of my initiation. Now, I have to have an IV drip of vodka otherwise I get so sober I can see the future. Don’t make any long term plans if you know what I’m saying." -some frat guy
"WOOOOOOOO" -everyone else we asked