Young-And-Useless

Slasher Love 4

Somewhere in the same town, Eric L. McKinney was playing Left 4 Dead until the slut he has called would come. Eric knew how women worked, at first they do their bitch because a real man like him shouldn’t have the right to relaxed a little but they instantly shut up with a little pecs bouncing and the view of his giant fuckstick, so easy. He was about to crown a witch when his phone rang, as his avatar was getting his ass savaged, he picked up his phone.

-Yeah… What?! You’re gonna be late! Well fuck you then, I’m gonna jack off before you bring you lazy cunt here, screw you slut!

He hang up at her and ease himself thanks to his video game. At least, his games were always there when he needed them, he quickly return to his pissed off mode when a jockey jump at his avatar which stuck the video game in a glitch where his character was giving a blowjob to an ugly zombie. Throwing his gamepad at the screen, he was startled and jumped out off his bed when he heard someone ringing at his door. Catching his composure and alpha male confidence, he opened the door and mimic one of his sexy face.

-Ahhhh!

Eric screamed in a high-pitched-voice when he saw a ghoulish undead in front of him. Inspecting the person, he tried to see the clue that proved that it was just a costume.

-Is that supposed to be a naughty outfit? Because I’m not really into that…

The cadaver smiled at the jock’s stupidity before rushing at him and pinning him down. Eric’s face was stuck against the floor while his bubble butts were facing his attacker.

-You piece of shit! Leave me alone, I’m a loaded as fuck so don’t you dare raping me or I will sue you!

Sleazy laughter came out of the rotten corpse’s mouth as he opened it and lick with his blueish tongue the reluctant stud’s cheek. Eric wiggled against his strong grip but it was useless as the ghoul’s chest cavity break into a mold hole which revealed a grayish larva-like creature with a big snake mouth who drooled with starvation for the attractive piece of meat in front of him. Eric screamed as the phallus-shaped basilisk bit his back and forced his way into him. Eric’s torso was rumbling as it was invaded by the creature. “Get the fuck out of me! You think some shit like you can overpower me?! I’m stronger than yooouuu Unggg!”. Eric’s barking quickly turned into begging and crying as he struggled for the control of his motor functions but the ravenous critter knew that they would get the upper hand at one moment. “UNNG! Please get out me! I can give you money! PLEEAAASE! ARGGHHHH!”. Suddenly, the creature extended into a dildo-like tentacle around his spine before thrusting his teeth into his brain as the stud screamed in pain one more time. Finally, the athlete suffering face change into a relaxed smirk before turning into a malicious and corrupted version of his usual confident grin. “Eric” quickly get up thanks to his powerful strength as he admire the Greek-like architecture of his new vessel. His devious smile quickly came down when someone else rang.

-Hgg. Just when the fun begin.

The beast inside Eric was so deep into the ecstasy of possessing and enjoying his gorgeous host that they forget that their tail was still hanging out of Eric’s back, so while Eric put on his shirt, the creature’s tail quickly dive into his body.

-Remember Giganteus, be diplomatic with those mortals.

Eric/Giganteus move to the door with annoyance as he opened it, behind it was a beautiful woman who was covered by light and glitz of glamor.

-Get the fuck out!

Eric slammed the door before jumping on his bed and exploring his body. How lucky he was, this host was enough young to last long and enough virile to  contain the sexual hormones of the parasite into his body. Eric flexed his biceps as he licked and chewed his burly biceps. In the passenger seat, Eric was desperately shouting against the invader inside him, even if he was a narcissist, he would have never acted like that. “Hmm, I can’t remember tasting something like that since centuries! You taste like some hunky spartan boy!”. Eric hugged himself as he moaned in pure pleasure, he laughed as he could feel everything that the real Eric was thinking. Then, he grabbed his pecs and bounced them inside his palms, they were so fucking beefy! He pinched his nipples and twitched them as he moaned and close his eyes. His hands passed on his contracting abs before grabbing his member through the fabric. He could felt it growing, so he torn off his underwear with his powerful might. The real Eric begged him to not doing that. “Why boy? You don’t enjoying that? Boo-hoo, too bad because we’re gonna be best mates for a long run you and me!”. Giganteus looked at his dick and was amazed by the size, he groped his balls with one hand while the other was stroking his thick shaft. “Ohhh fuck boy! You must the best host I ever this decade! I wish I could find a spell to make you mine forever! And this voice! So juvenile yet full of manliness! OHHH!”. Soon, Eric’s balls were filled with man juice as precum leaked from his hard rod. The hand grabbing his balls moved to his chest and caressed his shaved torso. “Man! No hair at all! You’re sure a baby boy! Together we’re gonna be real man, hairy and shit!”. Giganteus imagined transforming his host into a more manful version of him which grossed out the real Eric who cried for control. The rush of pleasure and wrestling inside him was so strong that the two Eric both roared as his boner blasted white gold all over his sturdy vigorous thighs and sturdy abs. Tears flowed on the cum shot on his cheek as the real Eric manifested “Please give me back my body! I can’t withstand this! PLEASSUUNNNNGGGG! FUCK! It’s mine! NOOOO!… You fuckboy… UNNNG! Shut the fuck up you pussy! What kind of alpha male cry like that! You pathetic queer! Thankfully, now I am inside you to honor this herculean body!” Eric gripped some cum trickling on his hairy leg, as he opened his hand he saw that some of his leg hair were mixed with his cum. He smiled and devour the mixture with hunger. “Hmm! So salty! It’s tickling my palate! This semen is abounding of boldness and virility! I hope you can’t withstand this because I planned to stay here for a lot of time!”. The beast creamed his toned body with his own cum, giving him a fragrance of an untamed virility, even in his ass or his hairy armpits. “Well baby boy, what about a quick nap… With the Jeeper Creeper’s death, we have enough testosterone possession essence in this town to bring all of my friends… Soon all of your hunky friends would be ours and guess what? All the twinks that you have bullied with them would become our sex slaves! That’s right boy, you’re gonna be into some fag shit! But don’t worry, we’re gonna be a real alpha male! And what would be better than to celebrating this at the Prom? Hahaha!” Eric fell asleep as he snored like a slumbering lion.

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Gary was tied up to a chair while his mom was in the kitchen, since Billy’s disappearance, Gary was babbling which was bothering Jake.  

-Gary! Do you hear me?

-Worthless… I am worthless, nobody would love me…

-Gary! Please!

-It’s useless young man, my son is under the spell of the Jeeper Creeper’s pheromones. The only way to stop it is that you have to drink that potion but keeping it in your mouth.

-What is it? Jake began to drink it.

-It’s crocodile’s cum.

-Wha…

-Keep it in your mouth and kiss Gary. Then, pour the potion inside his mouth… If you need me, call me because I would be in the kitchen, I don’t want to see my son in this kind of situation.

Jake leaned toward Gary to kissed him, but he couldn’t stop wiggling, so he grabbed his chin resulting in an eye contact which lulled him.

-J-Jake, is that you?

-Yes.

Jake slowly slipped one of his fingers between Gary’s soft lips and opened them to pour the liquid in his mouth. Soon, all of his fingers were catching Gary’s lower jaw which allowed Jake to close his lips toward Gary’s ones, pushing their each others tongues. The mixture quickly flowed through his lover’s throat. The boy could feel the strong hands of the muscular stud on his jaw and another around his neck, almost choking him. However, he liked that and we was blushing as every marks of his late bully’s toxin were replaced by the potion and his boyfriend’s dominant presence.

-Jake… You kissed me… It was so hot.

-I love you Gary.

-I love you too.

The couple kissed again but Gary’s mom was still anxious.

-Something’s wong M'am Gary’s mother?

-I can feel a dangerous energy outside.

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Josh Mitchell had just finished his football training, but unusually he didn’t go to the showers this time. Indeed, the coach was more pissed off than usual because two of the best teammates had just left, so he forced the team to train even more. On top that, the coach punished him by forcing him to do 101 push-ups, of course he could easily do this shit because he was an alpha, but it was more of a humiliation you see. You know, Josh is one more of those stereotyped jocks who had to prove their big balls by insulting others, so when the coach asked where was Billy and Jesse, he answered that they were probably doing a cunnilingus which angered the coach. Also, the coach is Josh’s uncle who is supposed to take care of him as his parents never had time for him. Nevertheless, his uncle was a wreck who envied his dad and abused Josh. Unknown to him, his nephew had planned a prank with his friends, a creative one. In fact, they would paint on the coach’s car ‘Faggot’ and run away. However, Josh created the prank the same day so none of his friends had a paint spray, thus they had to wait until one of Josh’s friends was searching this item. Fortunately, his uncle, was occupied by something else in his office. There was a weird voice in his head, telling him how much his life was nothing compared to his brother’s one, plus his son would be successful like him while he would still had nothing. Suddenly, the voice told him to check his car and when he arrived, he saw his nephew and his friends degrading his car, he shouted which made his Josh’s friends run away but not him as he had earphones. Jock was laughing as he grabbed by the collar and thrown in the locker room.

-You dumb meathead, we share the same car!

-Relax, it’s just a prank.

-A prank?! You know what you are? Just a spoiled kid, you don’t deserve to be in this team!

-Shut up you old fuck! You think that my dad didn’t told me things about you? Boo-hoo, poor Baby John, in love with his brother, sucking his cocks for one coin, haha!

-He told you about that? B-but it was supposed to be a secret!

-A secret? Bwahaha! The whole family know about that you decrepit queer! By the way, if my father told me to come here was also because I had to told you that you were disinherited, so happy bad-day you cocksucker, haha!

-No… YOU NOISY BRAT!

John grabbed one more time his nephew and forcefully removed his shirt.

Josh tried to resist but it was useless and his uncle lifted his legs and torn off his pants.  

-You crazy pervert! Let me go!

-I told to shut the fuck up!

Soon, he was naked and ashamed as he was pushed into a shower stall as his uncle deviously smiled at him. Josh tried to escape but his uncle didn’t allow him to.

-Come on my dear nephew, take your shower, you smell like some horny pig!

A terrified Josh took his shower as his depraved uncle admired his wet and tanned body. John couldn’t resist, his nephew looked like his young dad, he was John’s lost brother. How much time John dreamed to fuck his brother, but also to clean this arrogant smile around his face, he was always the favorite son! And his son too. No, he couldn’t let one more jock ruining him, he needed his revenge. Consequently, he was closer and closer toward the scared stud who was trembling.

-Come on Josh! Where’s the alpha male now? Woof Woof! Haha! You’re just like a tiny rabbit! Yeah, you got one hot gym bunny body! I could devour you in one bite, Yum!… Now come on little Johnny, wipe yourself!

John threw a towel against his nephew’s dick who squeaked.

-What’s wrong big boy? Your daddy didn’t teach you that your pee pee was sensitive?

-Please uncle John! Let me go! I promise I will help you to…

-Ooh you will help me, but not the way you think.

As Josh finished to wash his head, he saw that his uncle was also naked.

-What do you think, boy? Nice isn’t it? I bet yours is better than your father’s one!

-Please, I-I’m so sorry! I will do anything for you but…

-Shhhh! You already say all I need to hear my pretty bottom boyslut.

At that moment, John knew what he wanted, he wanted the flesh and blood of his tormentor of a brother, begging him to stop, he wanted the future of the favorite son being his whore, he wanted to break the thing his brother loved the most. What a delightful sensation, his nephew, a manly hunk who was much more muscular than him, was afraid. He was finally his turn to laugh. Thus, he approached his nephew like a starving predator toward his prey.  

-You know what Johnny-boy? I prefer that we let the water running, I’m stinking don’t you think?

-Uh-huh.

-So smell my balls!

-W-what?

-I told you to do that, you filthy swine!

-Alright… *Sniifff* Is that-URGHH!

-Yeah boy! Suck my rod nicely!

John firmly grabbed his nephew’s head with his hands and pushed it back and forth against his cock. Josh was squirming but he couldn’t do anything to stop that. His uncle moaned and closed his eyes as hot water dropped on him,  stimulating every erogenous zones in his body. With the heat, his bursting repressed rage and the arousal of his virgin penis made the coach sweat which flowed on his hapless nephew tanned skin. The coach could felt that his staff was like clay between his submissive nephew’s teeth. His eyelids were glued and he couldn’t open them because he wanted to sense and hear the junior’s yelps for help. Plus, the sweat all over him soon became mixed with the sweltering water, his drooling and both men crying. Josh was obviously bawling because of the disgrace for his manliness while John was crying because he was overjoyed by the whole situation, he was violating and raping not only his nephew, but also everything his brother and his family abased him of. Soon, he climaxed in the athlete’s mouth, but something was weird, the coach’s semen and his dick was spread up to the end of his nephew’s throat even if his member never was that long. After that, the helpless Josh tried to pull of his uncle’s penis from his mouth but John’s hands were still forcing his mouth around his member. Consequently, as the jock moved his head around, the coach’s dick was like rubber as it extended without any pain. The coach looked at his muggy body who was literally melting. Therefore, the coach had an idea, what if he could enter in his hot nephew? Anyway, he has nothing to lose now, he had to try because he was nothing more than a half man half blob creature. Then, he thrusted his jelly crotch into his victim’s esophagus. Josh wailed as his lungs were filled with goo, his washboard abs inflated as he tried to flee. It fruitless for him as he couldn’t run because of his swollen belly and also because there only his uncle’s ooze head left outside. The sludge coach laughed with his new deepened baritone before kissing his nephew’s lips and introduce himself in his howling nephew. Josh tried to catch the intruder inside his body but his hands were quivering because of the unique feeling of being infested by someone of the same flesh. Then, his throbbing larynx was pushing further the slime inside him as he was choking, hollering and stuttering at the same time. “G-GET OUT OF ME! UNNGGG! I-I WILL FUCKING KICK YOU OUT! NOOOOoooOOOHYEAAAH! Finally, this body is mine!”. Josh’s distressing face as now turned into his regular haughty one, but there was something distorted in it. “Josh” inhaled deeply as an air brimming with sweat and hormones infiltrate through his powerful chest as his pecs bloated and his nipples popped out. “Hmm. That’s right boy, you gonna kick out nobody 'cause you and me are the new dream team of this high school! Your play is terrible but now that I am in control I will use those muscles at their full potential! You must be asking, what about papa? This old shit will give us tons of money and after that I reveal that I am a fag to the whole family! Oorrr, maybe I could blackmail him into giving us all of his wealth if he doesn’t want his precious sportsman son to become a cum whore in gay porn? Yesss, I could even force him to suck my dick! I’m pretty sure pop would be keen on giving a blowjob to his dear son!”. John flexed Josh’s body one more time before heading out to the nearby gym. “It’s time to test this new body, boy”. As John was exploring his impressing muscles, Eric was outside, stalking the jock and observing him through a small window as he was biting his lips and masturbating.

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-So you’re telling us that by letting the Jeeper Creeper living, we’re fucked, and by destroying him, we’re also fucked?

-Language!… But yeah, pretty much… You see, this creature was like a testosterone container and his death resulted in a spreading of this manful energy around the whole town which attracted some vicious beats who know that this territory is now free. Soon, if we do nothing this whole city would be full of horny beefcakes obsessed by having sex with other males.

-And, is that supposed to be a bad thing?

-Well, if it was voluntarily, but all of these creatures are male possessors, so we can’t let these nefarious and horrible body snatchers here… It wasn’t in the aim of insulting you Jake.

-Yeah, no hard feelings.

-But Mom, what if we just saved the “good” ones and let the other being possessed?

-How could you say that?

-I’m sorry… But if the only thing that those creatures want is having gay sex with bodies who are wasting their attractiveness, I can’t blame them for that.

-Gary! Wash your tongue!

-Ohh! I don’t even have the right to say Kim Kardashian…

-So what do we do?

-First, you have to drink this potion, it would definitely protecting you from being possessed, even if you are yourself a possessor.

-What is it?

-Well… It’s also a potion made with various semens…

-No I’m asking myself what are those milk bottles in the fridge. *Drink*. Eww! It tastes like a mix of vegemite and marmite!  

-Yep! It’s because nobody likes those flavours!

-It’s weird, did you put aphrodisiac in those potions M'am Gary’s mom?

-Well… Sadly, those potions have a side effect which fastly excite the one who drink them.

-Mom, is that normal that most of your rituals involve me having gay sex?

-Look, it’s not my fault if my spellbook is telling me that making love is good for your safety!

-I’m sorry M’m Gary’s mother, but I think I would really enjoy having a loud night with your son.  

-Fine. I will sleep in a motel in the fairy dimension. Call me with the crystal ball if you need me.

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John/Josh was lifting weights during an hour and he wasn’t tired yet. “UNGG! Impressive! This stud stamina much be better for sex!”. The girls were eyeing at him, so John flashed a handsome smile and flexed his muscles for them, he was gay but he enjoyed being the Casanova chick magnet. Then, before the gym closed, he took a picture of his glistening toned body that he put in a lot of gay sites.

“Yeah boy! It’s me the master of this vigorous body! Think you’re a top dog? You’re nothing but a top cat, a top pussy! But now that I am inside you it’s finished. Whatever happened to Baby Josh? Haha! Now I’m a real alpha male!” The gym owner told him to leave, so Josh took off his tank top and throw it at the bear before he kissed him deeply. As he left, he could hear the muscle mountain squeeing and smelling his sweaty tank. “Shit, I could conquer this whole world with this new body.”. A wicked grin appear on Josh’s pretty face as he headed toward the coach’s house which was a storage locker. John really liked walking shirtless during the night, his body was hot and the contact with the coldness was a real turn on as he could feel every muscles in his body contracting. Suddenly, he looked behind him and noticed a guy photographing him. “It’s okay dude, you want to admire the merchandise? Feel free!” Josh posed in front of the horny paparazzi who seemed to love his job just for this moment.

-You like that, right?

-Yeah the camera love you!  

Soon, Josh perfect tanned skin became paler as his uncle’s presence inside him became stronger but his body was bulging because of his infestation.

-Come on you can do better than that!

-Maybe this?

-Yesss! This is perfection! You’re a porn star, aren’t you?

-Haha, no sorry… Wait, I heard this voice before… It was you in my office?

-Hmm… Well, I can’t pretend anymore. Yeah it was me, clever and hunky, one lucky boy.

-Are you the one who give me those possessions powers?

-Yep! Your brain must be as big as your muscles!

-You’re gonna blackmailing me?

-Noo! Don’t worry! We have more in common than you think… My real name is Giganteus, but my vessel’s name is Eric.

-Hmm, nice choice… Not as good as my nephew, but still sexy. *Drool*… So what do you want from me?

-Oh, I want you to enjoy this second youth, to have fun as much as you want. But most of all, I want you to be my soul mate.

-S-soul mate?

-Yeesss! Together we can be stronger! Don’t you think that bullying must be over? Now it’s the turn of the preys to become and possessed the predators! I will be the one who will led this and you could the one by my side if you accept my proposal!

-I don’t know… There is one way to see if I can’t trust you.

-What is it?

-Let’s see how much of a man you are, big boy!

John opened his storage locker which was in fact a sex dungeon, he pushed Eric on the waterbed as both men smiled deviously and undressed.  

-You think you can teach me how to be the dominant mister sweaty coach?

-I think you will see what really mean the word Giganteus!

The studs wrestled for being at the top as Eric bit Josh’s neck who groaned. The slime-filled stud pinched the parasitized jock’s nipples who moaned and punched his rock hard abs.

-Your belly is solid, that’s good.

-How, there’s harder in me!

John dived his dick straight inside Eric’s boycunt who grabbed his squared shoulders and yelled.

-Oh fuck yeah! I want more!

-You admit that I am the dominant?

-Yeah! Fuck me please!

John/Josh grinned and pushed his tongue inside Eric’s barking mouth as he thrusted deeper and deeper inside his hole. Then, Eric grabbed Josh’s bubble butts and slapped his firm cheeks. Their saliva mixed together as they struggled together for being the dominant.

-Hmm! This feel so good!  

-You’re not as bad I thought.

-Ohh!… Asshole.

-Ung! Right now, it’s me who is inside yours.  

Eric bit bottom Josh’s lips and licked two of his fingers which were dug into Josh’s anus as he stretched his virgin hole with both of his hands. Josh’s sweat was slipping on his glistening pecs to the peak of his pink nipples as they fell and slided between Eric’s chiseled six pack. Josh caressed Eric’s brawny back and clawed it every time his lover’s hole strengthen around his dick.  

-Ooh shit! I feel it coming!

-UNNG! Don’t you dare cumming before me, bottom slut! UNngfuckAHHHH!

Josh and Eric roared as they climaxed together, covering their toned bodies with jizz which sprayed on Eric’s bouncing pecs as Josh embraced him closer with his muscular biceps. Then, he rubbed his fingers on Eric’s wet boypussy and put them in his mouth before kissing him with semen between their tongues.

-Hmm. Nice taste.

-You’re joking? My manjuice is pure manliness.

-Our hosts will lean how to appreciate gay sex…

-… Because, why in the world we would leave these stallions? Haha.

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The following day, Gary and Jake were running to their high school, Gary’s hair was messy because of the wild night which get them sound asleep, waking up late for school and prevented Gary to fix his hair.

-Gary? Have you enjoyed our night?

-Of course! We cummed at the same time, it was so hot!

-Yeah… Also, it was good when with your fingers and my butts, you…

-Fingered you?

-Yes… And did liked that I kissed and thrusted into you?

-Obviously! Your muscles were so sweaty!  

-And you were barking like a little puppy!

-Hey!

-Miss me, miss me, now you have to kiss me!

Jake began to run faster than Gary who tried to catch him. The two were soon in a race as Gary was laughing. Jake loved seeing Gary happy, the sunshine was sparking into his tangled hair. His boy began to tire, thus Jake lifted him and carried him into a bridal pose as both of them chuckled before kissing again.

Meanwhile, at Lake Flaccid, Eric and Josh were swimming and making out in the water. Giganteus was appreciating the sun on his ripped body while John was doing an “underwater exploration”.

Eric was taking pleasure as the light was warming up every parts of his perfect skin and penetrate the muscles in it. His enjoyment was soon dismissed when Josh called him.

-Hey Colossus, stop playing the model and bring your nice ass down here!

Eric rolled his eyes before diving into the lake as Josh came and hugged him.

-I don’t know what this lake is named Flaccid, my morning wood is real hard right now!

-It’s because of a legend. They said that a crocodilian monster was living in this lake and that only the semen of manly men could appease his wraith.

-Hmm, manly men? Like us, haha. Well, let’s give to this crocodile some hibernation.

Josh lifted Eric and kissed his abs, his pecs and his sublime lips. Eric smirked but quickly look away which worried Josh.

-What’s wrong?

Eric was looking at Gary and Jake who were going through here at their way to the high school.

-Eric, who are they?

-Enemies.

You know what I don’t get? How people read the books, and then turn around and say this: Harry’s a child. He’s only a boy, he shouldn’t be fighting the Dark Lord. The adults suck and they’re evil! Like, did any of you read the cover of the book that you bought? Or did everyone just bypass the cover and the title page?

“Harry is a child, it’s not his job! Why is an eleven through seventeen year old fighting a war?!” Um, yes it is. It’s called genre, it’s the Harry Potter series guys, what did you expect? It’s a child through young adult series with a child through young adult protagonist. What did everybody expect?! For Harry NOT to fight, or save the Stone, or do main character things? For the adults to act like actual adults so the young protagonists would basically be useless in his own book? If you did expect that…why?

anonymous asked:

I've been asking around about this for awhile but why is Fujimoto Shiro considered by some fans to be the best dad ever? He obviously cared for and loved his sons but nobody is perfect and there is no way he isn't partly responsible for their various mental and emotional issues. I'm very curious about this and would like to see any thoughts you have on Fujimoto's parenting.

I think Shiro’s a good dad. Not perfect, far from it actually. But he obviously loved his sons and what he did, he thought would be the best for them.
As a character I absolutely adore Shiro. He is by far the most interesting character I’ve ever met who gets only more badass the longer he’s dead.
He was the Paladin, the strongest Exorcist in the whole True Cross Order which is a huge international organization with multiple bases in each continent. He couldn’t be possessed by demons (more on that later). He had all Meister and went on missions together with Mephisto (Bloody Fairy Tale Light Novel). He tamed/befriended the demon/deity he was supposed to finish off and he fought of Satan.
Fujimoto Shiro is a very strong man and I wouldn’t want to be his enemy.
But he is also very flawed and I’d say that a lot of it can be blamed on Mephisto etc.
We know Shiro is a clone and I’d guess that he was around 16 when he was “born” since Amaimon’s clone body passes as a teenager and 16 isn’t too old as to be independent or too young to be useless.
This also means that when Shiro took the twins in, he was alive for roughly 18 years. And yeah, he was an adult for the longest time but I wonder what kind of life it was. Being a test subject for scientists and demon kings? Being trained as weapon? I assume he hasn’t lived the greatest life. And let’s see how he deals with Shura when he takes her in. He doesn’t want to deal with her. He’s saved her, sure. He ended up training her and doing some mentoring but he didn’t particularly want to raise her at first. And that was 2 years before he took in the twins.
Now going by the anime Shiro had some empathy and couldn’t kill innocent children. It could have gone down similar in the manga but personally I think it could have been an order from Mephisto. Shiro probably didn’t want to raise children. Most parents want children or have at least 9 months of preparations and support from her family. Shiro had some guys from the monastery - of he even knew them at that point. From the manga we know that just months before the twins were born, Shiro was still living under the assumptions that he was going to kill them. He smoke. He wasn’t planning on being a parent - good or not.
So uhm yeah I think I’ve established that Shiro wasn’t prepared. And it shows. That young Rin always lashed out so extremely, that older Rin doesn’t feel like he actually can achieve something.
I also blame the twins current relationship partially on him. Shiro forced Yukio to undergo hard training. Sure, Yukio wanted to. But what kind of parent would sacrifice part of the childhood of one kid and have them train like an adult?
Yukio sleeps only 4 hours now if I remember correctly because of how stressed he is. Seven year old Yukio started Exorcist training which is tough on teenagers twice his age.
And Shiro wasn’t a lax teacher from what we know of Yukio’s flashbacks, he was demanding and probably as much of a perfectionist as Yukio is.
In general I think it would have been better if Shiro had told the twins what and who they are. If he’d told them who their parents are - Yuri and Satan. The twins would be more sure of their role in the world.
But!!! I doubt many could have done better than Shiro. Imagine you’d be forced to suddenly take care of two babies, both being the children of Satan with one of them having inherited the flames and the other always being able to see demons. Somebody who has absolutely no idea on how to deal with children suddenly has to change diapers.
Rin is a sweet kid with good morals. And Yukio, gosh. That kid loves so much. So much he’d kill his only family member shouldn’t Rin be himself anymore, which is extreme, yeah. But point is that Yukio is local and works very hard.
And Shiro died for them. Sure, he couldn’t he posses bc he was a clone but fighting Satan? That’s a whole other league than some other demons. And not for his own sake, not for his body but to protect his son. It’s not the Paladin doing his job, it’s a father trying to desperately keep his son safe and happy just a little longer.
He kept Rin in the unknown bc he wanted to give him a normal childhood, maybe he hoped the seal would keep Rin’s powers away forever. Maybe he knew it couldn’t and tried nevertheless.
He taught Yukio hoping to give the kid some confidence and the means to protect himself when it needed.
He loved his sons, he hugged them, he thanked them, he encouraged them, he tried to give them what they needed to defend themselves, he got hurt for them, he died for them.
He is by no means the best father or perfect. But he was a glorified weapon with absolute no interest in children and went to being someone who went against Satan and would go against the whole damn world probably if it meant keeping his sons safe.
Many fans probably ignore that Shiro was very troubled himself and think of him like Rin does with his guilt ridden, view of an unreliable narrator: a perfect man.
But Shiro wasn’t. He was just human.

anonymous asked:

How about a really intimidating/rude teenage MC? Y'know, a teen that's built on angst? That swears a lot? (But they're not all bad, they're just like that when they first people people? Thanks

Everything is platonic, no romance here. Also, there is A LOT of swearing so just be aware

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Your Graduation

Summary: Ever since he’d shown up at your window that one fateful night, you had a deal with Peter Pan: when you graduated high school, you would let him take you away to Neverland. However, when the time finally comes around, you begin to wonder if Neverland is really what you want anymore.

Word Count: 1293

Warnings: Mild Language

Inspired by the song Your Graduation by Modern Baseball

It’s been three whole years of you thinking about it everyday.

Three years of thinking about getting out of this small, sleepy town. Thinking about going far, far away.

For a while, you’d been hopeless. You’d sit by your window every night, staring up at the stars with a longing that would never dissipate.  

What am I ever going to do with my existence?

This had been a thought that frequently plagued you.

You had felt so small, so helpless, so…insignificant.

All those feelings had been welling up inside you, up until he showed up.

A tapping at your window had startled you out of your sorrow. With alert, you’d whipped your head up to see…a boy.

He wasn’t just any boy. This boy was flying.

You remember how scared you’d been, how you’d screamed at him to go away, that you’d called 911.

Little had you known, no authorities could ever contain Peter Pan.

He’d asked you why you were crying, and with a great moment of contemplation, you’d responded, “I feel lost.”

With a smile on his face and a gleam in his eyes, he’d replied, “Oh, love, don’t we all?”

He began to tell you about Neverland, about a place where anyone lost could go and get found. A place with mountains and waterfalls and forests and caves, a place where magic existed.

You’d told him you didn’t believe him.

He’d told you he could show you.

“I’m still in school.” You had said, crossing your arms over your chest.

“Then when you graduate.” He had said back, letting the cool, night breeze blow his hair near his eyes.

He had reached out, extending a hand.

You’d ordered yourself to not shake it.

You shook his hand.

A deal had been struck.

For three years, Peter visited your window, bringing with him stories of Neverland and what the other Lost Boys were like. He’d told you about what it’s like to see the skylines of cities from up above, and how flying was the best feeling he’d ever had.

After a while, he’d confessed you to that being with you felt a lot like flying.

As the years passed, you and Peter grew closer and closer. However, you also found your future growing bigger and bigger.

By your senior year, schools from all across the country were offering you scholarships. On the nights that Peter wasn’t at your window, you would sit at your computer scrolling through all the internships and job opportunities that interested you. All of a sudden, it seemed that your life had become a road map, one with endless possibilities of where you could go and who you could be.

But then you found your heart filling with guilt; you’d made a promise to Peter, one that meant too much to him to break.

Now, here you are, fists clenching and unclenching, the back of your neck breaking out in a cold sweat as the breeze coming from outside your window greets it.

You know Peter will be appearing at any minute now, and you know breaking the news of your final decision to him will hurt him more than you can imagine.

You rehearse the words you plan to say in your head:

I was a broken person, Peter.

I was young and I was lonely, and I didn’t think things would ever get better, but they did!

You were there, Peter. You were there when no one else was, and that is something I will never in my life be able to forget.

But-

A whoosh! sound fills the air, and your heart sinks in your chest.

Peter has with him a bouquet of blue tinted anemones, and he ducks under your window sill to get into your room.

Peter holds out the flowers to you. With a grin, he says, “Ready for the big day tomorrow?”

You force out a laugh despite your growing anxiety. “Oh, it’s just a dumb ceremony. We’re not even allowed to throw our caps up in the air anymore because some kid got poked in the eye.”

It’s then Peter’s eyes drift towards something behind you, and his smile starts to falter.

You turn to see the source of Peter’s distraction, and feel your heart stop when you see it: one of your moving boxes is sticking out of your closet.

 "Y/N…“ He starts slowly, cocking his head to the side, ”…Why are you packing boxes when we have to fly to our destination?“  

You immediately turn back to Peter, but he’s already backing away from you.

“Peter, let me explain!” You quickly say, reaching out to touch his arm.

Peter pulls away, instead crossing his arms over his chest. “Is there something you want to tell me, Y/N?”

You close your eyes, taking a deep sigh. Then, you begin.

“Peter, I can’t go with you to Neverland.”

You open your eyes, and Peter is just staring at you, disbelieving.

After a few moments of silence, he says, “Please tell me you’re joking.”

You bite your lip, not wanting to have to continue. “Peter, for the longest time, I felt so alone in this world, and-”

“You can’t be serious.” Peter cuts you off, and you can tell he’s trying to keep his temper at bay.

“Peter, just listen, I-”

“Three years, Y/N.” He interrupts again.   “You made a promise to me three whole years ago.”

You start to sense that the words you had been practicing only a few minutes ago are not going to mean anything to Peter now. Instead, you just stand in silence, trying to fight tears from coming to your eyes.

“I’m-I’m sorry.” You barely manage to choke out. Peter turns from you, and for a second, you think he’s about to just slip through the window and fly away without another word.

But then he pauses. With a deep breath, he solemnly states, “Y/N, it’s been three whole years of me thinking about you everyday. Thinking about the life we could have together in Neverland. From the moment I saw you from up above, just leaning against your window with tears prickling on your eyelashes, it just…it seemed like destiny.”

Peter turns back to face you, and his expression is somber. His eyes on you hurt, and you wish you had never said anything, that you weren’t graduating, that you could never grow up and fly off with Peter to Neverland without a care in the world.

Unfortunately, that was not the case.

“Peter, I have to grow up. My whole life, I thought it was some kind of trap, that I would be wandering around the world lost forever. I felt young and dumb and useless, and I was so, so desperate for a way out! Desperate to live a life that…that’s not my own. But, Peter…”

You take a step toward him and put his hands in yours, and this time, he lets you. “…Neverland isn’t my world. This is my world. And I have to go out and see what’s in it before I jump into someone else’s.”

At this, Peter bows his head, letting his forehead press up against yours.

Quiet as a mouse, he whispers, “I don’t want to say goodbye to you.”

You pull away from him, instead choosing to get up on your toes and kiss him gently on the cheek.

“It’s not goodbye.” You tell him. “It’s just, ‘See you later.’”

“You know I’ll follow you around the world, right?” He avows, and you know he means it.

Looking into your eyes, Peter leans in, his lips swiftly meeting yours. The feeling is electric, and your sadness melts away, everything becoming so clear:

Whether near or far, Peter Pan will always be with you.

Hi lovelies! I apologize for the mini hiatus. I’m currently out of town right now, but will resume to my normal schedule once I return! I just wanted to write this short little one-shot because I know going through school can be a rough time, and to remind you all to stay positive and always look towards the future. Like always, thank you for reading. My inbox is full of requests, and I’ll spend the rest of this week working on them and then (hopefully) uploading them all next week!! Much love, E <3

My Recommendations #2

Here are some of my Veela! Draco recommendations, happy reading! 

List is also available if you look under my Fanfic Recs tab on my page

Fanficrecs > Veela!Draco

-Sydnie


  • Silver Eyes by Young Not Useless
    • “I’m so sorry.” The familiar voice spoke again. This was enough to wake Hermione’s brain from her trance. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark. D/HG Veela. T for violence, language, & some sexual themes
  • What a Veela Wants, a Veela Gets by Imwaiting4myAliceandEdward
    • When Hermione Granger walks into her Potions lesson on her 17 birthday, her life changes forever. Veela Draco. This is the ALTERNATE and much longer ‘version’ of A Veela Gets What A Veela Wants
  • Heed His Sweet Call by jamcreynolds
    • Draco discovers he’s a veela…right after he discovers Hermione is his mate and he marks her! Can he convince her to accept him in the year he’s allotted before his death? Set in their 8th year at Hogwarts, characters are somewhat OOC. Don’t like, don’t read!
  • Love of a Mate by CJRed
    • Draco Malfoy has a secret that Hermione Granger has forgotten. But through dreams and research she discovers an incredible fact that will change everything she ever thought she knew about Draco. Time and fate collide as two people learn to love each other and the world learns to accept the lovers without knowing their secret, they are mated. Dramione. Post War. Veela Draco.
  • Blood Traitor by Zalia
    • Draco Malfoy has been living a lie to protect the girl he loves. He has inherited the Veela gene and on his next birthday he will become the first male Veela for three hundred years. Canon, (except the epilogue of HPDH).
  • Then There was You by Ivoryshell
    • Draco is a Veela and tried to force his way into Hermione’s heart but she’s not about to give in without a fight. War, redemption, self discovery. Rated for Non consensual sex. Hermione and Draco fiction.
  • A Day and a Night by AnneM. Oliver
    • Two men, different as day and night. One, she knows well, the other she wants to know better. Thrown together to solve two murders, both have vowed to keep her safe, but only one will keep that vow, the other may take her life. Dramione/Veela/Vampire fic.

Originally posted by jarofphantomhearts

anonymous asked:

hey there so im a 13-yr-old lesbian and i have a gf (not an official/real gf tho cuz we ofc cant drive places to go on actual dates) but anyway so we really love each other and love to hold hands and cuddle and all that but is it weird that i, like, want to kiss her ?? we've kissed each other on the head and cheek but idk whenever i see girls kissing on shows or tumblr posts im like,, i want that ?? is that weird ? is it disgusting cuz im so young ?? hhnnn help im a useless lesbian....

no!! it’s not weird, it’s 100% yo wanna kiss your gf! that’s how almost every person feels in a relationship anon, and your age doesn’t matter in stuff like that. Kissing a gal isn’t gross, no matter how much the heterosexuals say it is.

kittyorleans  asked:

Conspiracy of Kings: A young boy fights tooth and nail to stay alive and become king. His best friend immediately steals his country away. He is mildly annoyed.

*snort*

A Conspiracy of Kings: a young boy is considered generally useless. One thing leads to another and he ends up shooting someone he probably shouldn’t.

A Conspiracy of Kings: Hero worship leads to some pretty poor decision making. 

A Conspiracy of Kings: A young boy stops talking to his best friend because he’s in a position where said best friend is now a rival and he’s in a sulk about it. Said best friend beats him up, and everything is better again.

A Conspiracy of Kings: In Gen we trust, for better or worse.

i find it hilarious when people who arent in college talk about grade inflation because dude students work many many hours a week. the reason that many of them get good grades (though many dont!!) is not that its too easy, its that top universities are increasingly selective so to go here you have to already be someone who works really hard and who gets good grades.

also find it annoying when adults make fun of young ppl who study “”useless”” subjects because first this economy is hard for (post-)millennials with lots of academic backgrounds, not just the ones that are stereotyped as being useless, second it might be hard to believe but not everyone has making money as their only goal in life, third and lastly look at me raking in the paid summer and term-time internships in my fields: if youre smart enough and driven you can thrive doing anything. think about sir david attenborough (whose career consists of saying funny stuff about animal behavior on tv) or that guy who made captain underpants (which his teachers explicitly told him he wouldnt be able to spend his life doing). if ur talented and work hard u can make it work!!!

So. I have a new vole story.

A very large vole got into the house. Like rat-sized almost. We flushed it out from under a bookcase and it ended up in the master bedroom. Five dogs followed us in after it but they were too amped up about being around us to be of any use so we tossed them all out of the room. After a few rounds of fruitless searching I suggested we bring in a cat, so Mom came in with Cassie. I chattered at her to get her looking for things to hunt and off she went…under the bed.

Eventually I found the vole, and the chase was on again to get it cornered & trapped. It immediately went under the bed, straight into Cassie’s path, and Cassie

TOUCHED
NOSES
WITH
THE DAMN
VOLE.

They sat there sniffing each other’s faces and she BUNTED THE GODDAMN THING. Had it been a moth she’d’ve taken it down with a vengeance, but a vole the size of a young guinea pig? THIS USELESS *#$*@ING CAT THOUGHT SHE’D MET A NEW FRIEND.

IFS2G

CASSIOPEIA YOU HAVE SHAMED YOUR PEOPLE AND BROUGHT DISHONOUR ON OUR HOUSEHOLD

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UPIN & IPIN / BOBOIBOY

Upin & Ipin is an animation by Les Copaque (which actually comes from ‘last kopek’, a phrase meaning last attempt) telling a kampung story about a pair of twins, Upin and Ipin, who have daily kampung-style Malaysian adevntures.

See the twins? They’re the bald, clad in yellow and blue. In the last picture, they are surrounded by the multiracial Malaysians who are their friends. There’s Mei Mei, Jarjit, Ehsan, Uncle Muthu and even an Indonesian!

Boboiboy is an animation by Monsta Studios, a studio under MSC (Multimedia Super Corridor). It’s a series involving Boboiboy, with his friends, Fang, Ying, Yaya, Gopal and Ochobot, fighting against aliens looking for cocoa.

Each of them have different powers that are quite helpful in protecting the Earth. Boboiboy is a mix of the word ‘boboi’ and boy. ‘Boboi’ in Malay is an affectionate nickname for young boys.

@useless-malaysiafacts Why don’t you try sharing about this? ~(>v0)d

Long live the Reckless and the Brave …

An upbeat and modern mix for two of Hogwarts’ favourite pranksters: (listen)


Young & Useless - The Century // Run - The Maine // Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys // Sex - The 1975 // Bad Habit - The Kooks // Death Valley - Fall Out Boy // Dangerous - Big Data // Forgive and Forget - The Kooks // It’s Alright - Kid Astray // Salt (Peter Thomas remix) - Bad Suns // Catching Fire - The Score // The Reckless & the Brave - All Time Low