Young-And-Useless

You know what I don’t get? How people read the books, and then turn around and say this: Harry’s a child. He’s only a boy, he shouldn’t be fighting the Dark Lord. The adults suck and they’re evil! Like, did any of you read the cover of the book that you bought? Or did everyone just bypass the cover and the title page?

“Harry is a child, it’s not his job! Why is an eleven through seventeen year old fighting a war?!” Um, yes it is. It’s called genre, it’s the Harry Potter series guys, what did you expect? It’s a child through young adult series with a child through young adult protagonist. What did everybody expect?! For Harry NOT to fight, or save the Stone, or do main character things? For the adults to act like actual adults so the young protagonists would basically be useless in his own book? If you did expect that…why?

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How about a really intimidating/rude teenage MC? Y'know, a teen that's built on angst? That swears a lot? (But they're not all bad, they're just like that when they first people people? Thanks

Everything is platonic, no romance here. Also, there is A LOT of swearing so just be aware

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Somewhere in the same town, Eric L. McKinney was playing Left 4 Dead until the slut he has called would come. Eric knew how women worked, at first they do their bitch because a real man like him shouldn’t have the right to relaxed a little but they instantly shut up with a little pecs bouncing and the view of his giant fuckstick, so easy. He was about to crown a witch when his phone rang, as his avatar was getting his ass savaged, he picked up his phone.

-Yeah… What?! You’re gonna be late! Well fuck you then, I’m gonna jack off before you bring you lazy cunt here, screw you slut!

He hang up at her and ease himself thanks to his video game. At least, his games were always there when he needed them, he quickly return to his pissed off mode when a jockey jump at his avatar which stuck the video game in a glitch where his character was giving a blowjob to an ugly zombie. Throwing his gamepad at the screen, he was startled and jumped out off his bed when he heard someone ringing at his door. Catching his composure and alpha male confidence, he opened the door and mimic one of his sexy face.

-Ahhhh!

Eric screamed in a high-pitched-voice when he saw a ghoulish undead in front of him. Inspecting the person, he tried to see the clue that proved that it was just a costume.

-Is that supposed to be a naughty outfit? Because I’m not really into that…

The cadaver smiled at the jock’s stupidity before rushing at him and pinning him down. Eric’s face was stuck against the floor while his bubble butts were facing his attacker.

-You piece of shit! Leave me alone, I’m a loaded as fuck so don’t you dare raping me or I will sue you!

Sleazy laughter came out of the rotten corpse’s mouth as he opened it and lick with his blueish tongue the reluctant stud’s cheek. Eric wiggled against his strong grip but it was useless as the ghoul’s chest cavity break into a mold hole which revealed a grayish larva-like creature with a big snake mouth who drooled with starvation for the attractive piece of meat in front of him. Eric screamed as the phallus-shaped basilisk bit his back and forced his way into him. Eric’s torso was rumbling as it was invaded by the creature. “Get the fuck out of me! You think some shit like you can overpower me?! I’m stronger than yooouuu Unggg!”. Eric’s barking quickly turned into begging and crying as he struggled for the control of his motor functions but the ravenous critter knew that they would get the upper hand at one moment. “UNNG! Please get out me! I can give you money! PLEEAAASE! ARGGHHHH!”. Suddenly, the creature extended into a dildo-like tentacle around his spine before thrusting his teeth into his brain as the stud screamed in pain one more time. Finally, the athlete suffering face change into a relaxed smirk before turning into a malicious and corrupted version of his usual confident grin. “Eric” quickly get up thanks to his powerful strength as he admire the Greek-like architecture of his new vessel. His devious smile quickly came down when someone else rang.

-Hgg. Just when the fun begin.

The beast inside Eric was so deep into the ecstasy of possessing and enjoying his gorgeous host that they forget that their tail was still hanging out of Eric’s back, so while Eric put on his shirt, the creature’s tail quickly dive into his body.

-Remember Giganteus, be diplomatic with those mortals.

Eric/Giganteus move to the door with annoyance as he opened it, behind it was a beautiful woman who was covered by light and glitz of glamor.

-Get the fuck out!

Eric slammed the door before jumping on his bed and exploring his body. How lucky he was, this host was enough young to last long and enough virile to  contain the sexual hormones of the parasite into his body. Eric flexed his biceps as he licked and chewed his burly biceps. In the passenger seat, Eric was desperately shouting against the invader inside him, even if he was a narcissist, he would have never acted like that. “Hmm, I can’t remember tasting something like that since centuries! You taste like some hunky spartan boy!”. Eric hugged himself as he moaned in pure pleasure, he laughed as he could feel everything that the real Eric was thinking. Then, he grabbed his pecs and bounced them inside his palms, they were so fucking beefy! He pinched his nipples and twitched them as he moaned and close his eyes. His hands passed on his contracting abs before grabbing his member through the fabric. He could felt it growing, so he torn off his underwear with his powerful might. The real Eric begged him to not doing that. “Why boy? You don’t enjoying that? Boo-hoo, too bad because we’re gonna be best mates for a long run you and me!”. Giganteus looked at his dick and was amazed by the size, he groped his balls with one hand while the other was stroking his thick shaft. “Ohhh fuck boy! You must the best host I ever this decade! I wish I could find a spell to make you mine forever! And this voice! So juvenile yet full of manliness! OHHH!”. Soon, Eric’s balls were filled with man juice as precum leaked from his hard rod. The hand grabbing his balls moved to his chest and caressed his shaved torso. “Man! No hair at all! You’re sure a baby boy! Together we’re gonna be real man, hairy and shit!”. Giganteus imagined transforming his host into a more manful version of him which grossed out the real Eric who cried for control. The rush of pleasure and wrestling inside him was so strong that the two Eric both roared as his boner blasted white gold all over his sturdy vigorous thighs and sturdy abs. Tears flowed on the cum shot on his cheek as the real Eric manifested “Please give me back my body! I can’t withstand this! PLEASSUUNNNNGGGG! FUCK! It’s mine! NOOOO!… You fuckboy… UNNNG! Shut the fuck up you pussy! What kind of alpha male cry like that! You pathetic queer! Thankfully, now I am inside you to honor this herculean body!” Eric gripped some cum trickling on his hairy leg, as he opened his hand he saw that some of his leg hair were mixed with his cum. He smiled and devour the mixture with hunger. “Hmm! So salty! It’s tickling my palate! This semen is abounding of boldness and virility! I hope you can’t withstand this because I planned to stay here for a lot of time!”. The beast creamed his toned body with his own cum, giving him a fragrance of an untamed virility, even in his ass or his hairy armpits. “Well baby boy, what about a quick nap… With the Jeeper Creeper’s death, we have enough testosterone possession essence in this town to bring all of my friends… Soon all of your hunky friends would be ours and guess what? All the twinks that you have bullied with them would become our sex slaves! That’s right boy, you’re gonna be into some fag shit! But don’t worry, we’re gonna be a real alpha male! And what would be better than to celebrating this at the Prom? Hahaha!” Eric fell asleep as he snored like a slumbering lion.

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Gary was tied up to a chair while his mom was in the kitchen, since Billy’s disappearance, Gary was babbling which was bothering Jake.  

-Gary! Do you hear me?

-Worthless… I am worthless, nobody would love me…

-Gary! Please!

-It’s useless young man, my son is under the spell of the Jeeper Creeper’s pheromones. The only way to stop it is that you have to drink that potion but keeping it in your mouth.

-What is it? Jake began to drink it.

-It’s crocodile’s cum.

-Wha…

-Keep it in your mouth and kiss Gary. Then, pour the potion inside his mouth… If you need me, call me because I would be in the kitchen, I don’t want to see my son in this kind of situation.

Jake leaned toward Gary to kissed him, but he couldn’t stop wiggling, so he grabbed his chin resulting in an eye contact which lulled him.

-J-Jake, is that you?

-Yes.

Jake slowly slipped one of his fingers between Gary’s soft lips and opened them to pour the liquid in his mouth. Soon, all of his fingers were catching Gary’s lower jaw which allowed Jake to close his lips toward Gary’s ones, pushing their each others tongues. The mixture quickly flowed through his lover’s throat. The boy could feel the strong hands of the muscular stud on his jaw and another around his neck, almost choking him. However, he liked that and we was blushing as every marks of his late bully’s toxin were replaced by the potion and his boyfriend’s dominant presence.

-Jake… You kissed me… It was so hot.

-I love you Gary.

-I love you too.

The couple kissed again but Gary’s mom was still anxious.

-Something’s wong M'am Gary’s mother?

-I can feel a dangerous energy outside.

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Josh Mitchell had just finished his football training, but unusually he didn’t go to the showers this time. Indeed, the coach was more pissed off than usual because two of the best teammates had just left, so he forced the team to train even more. On top that, the coach punished him by forcing him to do 101 push-ups, of course he could easily do this shit because he was an alpha, but it was more of a humiliation you see. You know, Josh is one more of those stereotyped jocks who had to prove their big balls by insulting others, so when the coach asked where was Billy and Jesse, he answered that they were probably doing a cunnilingus which angered the coach. Also, the coach is Josh’s uncle who is supposed to take care of him as his parents never had time for him. Nevertheless, his uncle was a wreck who envied his dad and abused Josh. Unknown to him, his nephew had planned a prank with his friends, a creative one. In fact, they would paint on the coach’s car ‘Faggot’ and run away. However, Josh created the prank the same day so none of his friends had a paint spray, thus they had to wait until one of Josh’s friends was searching this item. Fortunately, his uncle, was occupied by something else in his office. There was a weird voice in his head, telling him how much his life was nothing compared to his brother’s one, plus his son would be successful like him while he would still had nothing. Suddenly, the voice told him to check his car and when he arrived, he saw his nephew and his friends degrading his car, he shouted which made his Josh’s friends run away but not him as he had earphones. Jock was laughing as he grabbed by the collar and thrown in the locker room.

-You dumb meathead, we share the same car!

-Relax, it’s just a prank.

-A prank?! You know what you are? Just a spoiled kid, you don’t deserve to be in this team!

-Shut up you old fuck! You think that my dad didn’t told me things about you? Boo-hoo, poor Baby John, in love with his brother, sucking his cocks for one coin, haha!

-He told you about that? B-but it was supposed to be a secret!

-A secret? Bwahaha! The whole family know about that you decrepit queer! By the way, if my father told me to come here was also because I had to told you that you were disinherited, so happy bad-day you cocksucker, haha!

-No… YOU NOISY BRAT!

John grabbed one more time his nephew and forcefully removed his shirt.

Josh tried to resist but it was useless and his uncle lifted his legs and torn off his pants.  

-You crazy pervert! Let me go!

-I told to shut the fuck up!

Soon, he was naked and ashamed as he was pushed into a shower stall as his uncle deviously smiled at him. Josh tried to escape but his uncle didn’t allow him to.

-Come on my dear nephew, take your shower, you smell like some horny pig!

A terrified Josh took his shower as his depraved uncle admired his wet and tanned body. John couldn’t resist, his nephew looked like his young dad, he was John’s lost brother. How much time John dreamed to fuck his brother, but also to clean this arrogant smile around his face, he was always the favorite son! And his son too. No, he couldn’t let one more jock ruining him, he needed his revenge. Consequently, he was closer and closer toward the scared stud who was trembling.

-Come on Josh! Where’s the alpha male now? Woof Woof! Haha! You’re just like a tiny rabbit! Yeah, you got one hot gym bunny body! I could devour you in one bite, Yum!… Now come on little Johnny, wipe yourself!

John threw a towel against his nephew’s dick who squeaked.

-What’s wrong big boy? Your daddy didn’t teach you that your pee pee was sensitive?

-Please uncle John! Let me go! I promise I will help you to…

-Ooh you will help me, but not the way you think.

As Josh finished to wash his head, he saw that his uncle was also naked.

-What do you think, boy? Nice isn’t it? I bet yours is better than your father’s one!

-Please, I-I’m so sorry! I will do anything for you but…

-Shhhh! You already say all I need to hear my pretty bottom boyslut.

At that moment, John knew what he wanted, he wanted the flesh and blood of his tormentor of a brother, begging him to stop, he wanted the future of the favorite son being his whore, he wanted to break the thing his brother loved the most. What a delightful sensation, his nephew, a manly hunk who was much more muscular than him, was afraid. He was finally his turn to laugh. Thus, he approached his nephew like a starving predator toward his prey.  

-You know what Johnny-boy? I prefer that we let the water running, I’m stinking don’t you think?

-Uh-huh.

-So smell my balls!

-W-what?

-I told you to do that, you filthy swine!

-Alright… *Sniifff* Is that-URGHH!

-Yeah boy! Suck my rod nicely!

John firmly grabbed his nephew’s head with his hands and pushed it back and forth against his cock. Josh was squirming but he couldn’t do anything to stop that. His uncle moaned and closed his eyes as hot water dropped on him,  stimulating every erogenous zones in his body. With the heat, his bursting repressed rage and the arousal of his virgin penis made the coach sweat which flowed on his hapless nephew tanned skin. The coach could felt that his staff was like clay between his submissive nephew’s teeth. His eyelids were glued and he couldn’t open them because he wanted to sense and hear the junior’s yelps for help. Plus, the sweat all over him soon became mixed with the sweltering water, his drooling and both men crying. Josh was obviously bawling because of the disgrace for his manliness while John was crying because he was overjoyed by the whole situation, he was violating and raping not only his nephew, but also everything his brother and his family abased him of. Soon, he climaxed in the athlete’s mouth, but something was weird, the coach’s semen and his dick was spread up to the end of his nephew’s throat even if his member never was that long. After that, the helpless Josh tried to pull of his uncle’s penis from his mouth but John’s hands were still forcing his mouth around his member. Consequently, as the jock moved his head around, the coach’s dick was like rubber as it extended without any pain. The coach looked at his muggy body who was literally melting. Therefore, the coach had an idea, what if he could enter in his hot nephew? Anyway, he has nothing to lose now, he had to try because he was nothing more than a half man half blob creature. Then, he thrusted his jelly crotch into his victim’s esophagus. Josh wailed as his lungs were filled with goo, his washboard abs inflated as he tried to flee. It fruitless for him as he couldn’t run because of his swollen belly and also because there only his uncle’s ooze head left outside. The sludge coach laughed with his new deepened baritone before kissing his nephew’s lips and introduce himself in his howling nephew. Josh tried to catch the intruder inside his body but his hands were quivering because of the unique feeling of being infested by someone of the same flesh. Then, his throbbing larynx was pushing further the slime inside him as he was choking, hollering and stuttering at the same time. “G-GET OUT OF ME! UNNGGG! I-I WILL FUCKING KICK YOU OUT! NOOOOoooOOOHYEAAAH! Finally, this body is mine!”. Josh’s distressing face as now turned into his regular haughty one, but there was something distorted in it. “Josh” inhaled deeply as an air brimming with sweat and hormones infiltrate through his powerful chest as his pecs bloated and his nipples popped out. “Hmm. That’s right boy, you gonna kick out nobody 'cause you and me are the new dream team of this high school! Your play is terrible but now that I am in control I will use those muscles at their full potential! You must be asking, what about papa? This old shit will give us tons of money and after that I reveal that I am a fag to the whole family! Oorrr, maybe I could blackmail him into giving us all of his wealth if he doesn’t want his precious sportsman son to become a cum whore in gay porn? Yesss, I could even force him to suck my dick! I’m pretty sure pop would be keen on giving a blowjob to his dear son!”. John flexed Josh’s body one more time before heading out to the nearby gym. “It’s time to test this new body, boy”. As John was exploring his impressing muscles, Eric was outside, stalking the jock and observing him through a small window as he was biting his lips and masturbating.

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-So you’re telling us that by letting the Jeeper Creeper living, we’re fucked, and by destroying him, we’re also fucked?

-Language!… But yeah, pretty much… You see, this creature was like a testosterone container and his death resulted in a spreading of this manful energy around the whole town which attracted some vicious beats who know that this territory is now free. Soon, if we do nothing this whole city would be full of horny beefcakes obsessed by having sex with other males.

-And, is that supposed to be a bad thing?

-Well, if it was voluntarily, but all of these creatures are male possessors, so we can’t let these nefarious and horrible body snatchers here… It wasn’t in the aim of insulting you Jake.

-Yeah, no hard feelings.

-But Mom, what if we just saved the “good” ones and let the other being possessed?

-How could you say that?

-I’m sorry… But if the only thing that those creatures want is having gay sex with bodies who are wasting their attractiveness, I can’t blame them for that.

-Gary! Wash your tongue!

-Ohh! I don’t even have the right to say Kim Kardashian…

-So what do we do?

-First, you have to drink this potion, it would definitely protecting you from being possessed, even if you are yourself a possessor.

-What is it?

-Well… It’s also a potion made with various semens…

-No I’m asking myself what are those milk bottles in the fridge. *Drink*. Eww! It tastes like a mix of vegemite and marmite!  

-Yep! It’s because nobody likes those flavours!

-It’s weird, did you put aphrodisiac in those potions M'am Gary’s mom?

-Well… Sadly, those potions have a side effect which fastly excite the one who drink them.

-Mom, is that normal that most of your rituals involve me having gay sex?

-Look, it’s not my fault if my spellbook is telling me that making love is good for your safety!

-I’m sorry M’m Gary’s mother, but I think I would really enjoy having a loud night with your son.  

-Fine. I will sleep in a motel in the fairy dimension. Call me with the crystal ball if you need me.

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John/Josh was lifting weights during an hour and he wasn’t tired yet. “UNGG! Impressive! This stud stamina much be better for sex!”. The girls were eyeing at him, so John flashed a handsome smile and flexed his muscles for them, he was gay but he enjoyed being the Casanova chick magnet. Then, before the gym closed, he took a picture of his glistening toned body that he put in a lot of gay sites.

“Yeah boy! It’s me the master of this vigorous body! Think you’re a top dog? You’re nothing but a top cat, a top pussy! But now that I am inside you it’s finished. Whatever happened to Baby Josh? Haha! Now I’m a real alpha male!” The gym owner told him to leave, so Josh took off his tank top and throw it at the bear before he kissed him deeply. As he left, he could hear the muscle mountain squeeing and smelling his sweaty tank. “Shit, I could conquer this whole world with this new body.”. A wicked grin appear on Josh’s pretty face as he headed toward the coach’s house which was a storage locker. John really liked walking shirtless during the night, his body was hot and the contact with the coldness was a real turn on as he could feel every muscles in his body contracting. Suddenly, he looked behind him and noticed a guy photographing him. “It’s okay dude, you want to admire the merchandise? Feel free!” Josh posed in front of the horny paparazzi who seemed to love his job just for this moment.

-You like that, right?

-Yeah the camera love you!  

Soon, Josh perfect tanned skin became paler as his uncle’s presence inside him became stronger but his body was bulging because of his infestation.

-Come on you can do better than that!

-Maybe this?

-Yesss! This is perfection! You’re a porn star, aren’t you?

-Haha, no sorry… Wait, I heard this voice before… It was you in my office?

-Hmm… Well, I can’t pretend anymore. Yeah it was me, clever and hunky, one lucky boy.

-Are you the one who give me those possessions powers?

-Yep! Your brain must be as big as your muscles!

-You’re gonna blackmailing me?

-Noo! Don’t worry! We have more in common than you think… My real name is Giganteus, but my vessel’s name is Eric.

-Hmm, nice choice… Not as good as my nephew, but still sexy. *Drool*… So what do you want from me?

-Oh, I want you to enjoy this second youth, to have fun as much as you want. But most of all, I want you to be my soul mate.

-S-soul mate?

-Yeesss! Together we can be stronger! Don’t you think that bullying must be over? Now it’s the turn of the preys to become and possessed the predators! I will be the one who will led this and you could the one by my side if you accept my proposal!

-I don’t know… There is one way to see if I can’t trust you.

-What is it?

-Let’s see how much of a man you are, big boy!

John opened his storage locker which was in fact a sex dungeon, he pushed Eric on the waterbed as both men smiled deviously and undressed.  

-You think you can teach me how to be the dominant mister sweaty coach?

-I think you will see what really mean the word Giganteus!

The studs wrestled for being at the top as Eric bit Josh’s neck who groaned. The slime-filled stud pinched the parasitized jock’s nipples who moaned and punched his rock hard abs.

-Your belly is solid, that’s good.

-How, there’s harder in me!

John dived his dick straight inside Eric’s boycunt who grabbed his squared shoulders and yelled.

-Oh fuck yeah! I want more!

-You admit that I am the dominant?

-Yeah! Fuck me please!

John/Josh grinned and pushed his tongue inside Eric’s barking mouth as he thrusted deeper and deeper inside his hole. Then, Eric grabbed Josh’s bubble butts and slapped his firm cheeks. Their saliva mixed together as they struggled together for being the dominant.

-Hmm! This feel so good!  

-You’re not as bad I thought.

-Ohh!… Asshole.

-Ung! Right now, it’s me who is inside yours.  

Eric bit bottom Josh’s lips and licked two of his fingers which were dug into Josh’s anus as he stretched his virgin hole with both of his hands. Josh’s sweat was slipping on his glistening pecs to the peak of his pink nipples as they fell and slided between Eric’s chiseled six pack. Josh caressed Eric’s brawny back and clawed it every time his lover’s hole strengthen around his dick.  

-Ooh shit! I feel it coming!

-UNNG! Don’t you dare cumming before me, bottom slut! UNngfuckAHHHH!

Josh and Eric roared as they climaxed together, covering their toned bodies with jizz which sprayed on Eric’s bouncing pecs as Josh embraced him closer with his muscular biceps. Then, he rubbed his fingers on Eric’s wet boypussy and put them in his mouth before kissing him with semen between their tongues.

-Hmm. Nice taste.

-You’re joking? My manjuice is pure manliness.

-Our hosts will lean how to appreciate gay sex…

-… Because, why in the world we would leave these stallions? Haha.

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The following day, Gary and Jake were running to their high school, Gary’s hair was messy because of the wild night which get them sound asleep, waking up late for school and prevented Gary to fix his hair.

-Gary? Have you enjoyed our night?

-Of course! We cummed at the same time, it was so hot!

-Yeah… Also, it was good when with your fingers and my butts, you…

-Fingered you?

-Yes… And did liked that I kissed and thrusted into you?

-Obviously! Your muscles were so sweaty!  

-And you were barking like a little puppy!

-Hey!

-Miss me, miss me, now you have to kiss me!

Jake began to run faster than Gary who tried to catch him. The two were soon in a race as Gary was laughing. Jake loved seeing Gary happy, the sunshine was sparking into his tangled hair. His boy began to tire, thus Jake lifted him and carried him into a bridal pose as both of them chuckled before kissing again.

Meanwhile, at Lake Flaccid, Eric and Josh were swimming and making out in the water. Giganteus was appreciating the sun on his ripped body while John was doing an “underwater exploration”.

Eric was taking pleasure as the light was warming up every parts of his perfect skin and penetrate the muscles in it. His enjoyment was soon dismissed when Josh called him.

-Hey Colossus, stop playing the model and bring your nice ass down here!

Eric rolled his eyes before diving into the lake as Josh came and hugged him.

-I don’t know what this lake is named Flaccid, my morning wood is real hard right now!

-It’s because of a legend. They said that a crocodilian monster was living in this lake and that only the semen of manly men could appease his wraith.

-Hmm, manly men? Like us, haha. Well, let’s give to this crocodile some hibernation.

Josh lifted Eric and kissed his abs, his pecs and his sublime lips. Eric smirked but quickly look away which worried Josh.

-What’s wrong?

Eric was looking at Gary and Jake who were going through here at their way to the high school.

-Eric, who are they?

-Enemies.

i find it hilarious when people who arent in college talk about grade inflation because dude students work many many hours a week. the reason that many of them get good grades (though many dont!!) is not that its too easy, its that top universities are increasingly selective so to go here you have to already be someone who works really hard and who gets good grades.

also find it annoying when adults make fun of young ppl who study “”useless”” subjects because first this economy is hard for (post-)millennials with lots of academic backgrounds, not just the ones that are stereotyped as being useless, second it might be hard to believe but not everyone has making money as their only goal in life, third and lastly look at me raking in the paid summer and term-time internships in my fields: if youre smart enough and driven you can thrive doing anything. think about sir david attenborough (whose career consists of saying funny stuff about animal behavior on tv) or that guy who made captain underpants (which his teachers explicitly told him he wouldnt be able to spend his life doing). if ur talented and work hard u can make it work!!!

So. I have a new vole story.

A very large vole got into the house. Like rat-sized almost. We flushed it out from under a bookcase and it ended up in the master bedroom. Five dogs followed us in after it but they were too amped up about being around us to be of any use so we tossed them all out of the room. After a few rounds of fruitless searching I suggested we bring in a cat, so Mom came in with Cassie. I chattered at her to get her looking for things to hunt and off she went…under the bed.

Eventually I found the vole, and the chase was on again to get it cornered & trapped. It immediately went under the bed, straight into Cassie’s path, and Cassie

TOUCHED
NOSES
WITH
THE DAMN
VOLE.

They sat there sniffing each other’s faces and she BUNTED THE GODDAMN THING. Had it been a moth she’d’ve taken it down with a vengeance, but a vole the size of a young guinea pig? THIS USELESS *#$*@ING CAT THOUGHT SHE’D MET A NEW FRIEND.

IFS2G

CASSIOPEIA YOU HAVE SHAMED YOUR PEOPLE AND BROUGHT DISHONOUR ON OUR HOUSEHOLD

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UPIN & IPIN / BOBOIBOY

Upin & Ipin is an animation by Les Copaque (which actually comes from ‘last kopek’, a phrase meaning last attempt) telling a kampung story about a pair of twins, Upin and Ipin, who have daily kampung-style Malaysian adevntures.

See the twins? They’re the bald, clad in yellow and blue. In the last picture, they are surrounded by the multiracial Malaysians who are their friends. There’s Mei Mei, Jarjit, Ehsan, Uncle Muthu and even an Indonesian!

Boboiboy is an animation by Monsta Studios, a studio under MSC (Multimedia Super Corridor). It’s a series involving Boboiboy, with his friends, Fang, Ying, Yaya, Gopal and Ochobot, fighting against aliens looking for cocoa.

Each of them have different powers that are quite helpful in protecting the Earth. Boboiboy is a mix of the word ‘boboi’ and boy. ‘Boboi’ in Malay is an affectionate nickname for young boys.

@useless-malaysiafacts Why don’t you try sharing about this? ~(>v0)d

Long live the Reckless and the Brave …

An upbeat and modern mix for two of Hogwarts’ favourite pranksters: (listen)


Young & Useless - The Century // Run - The Maine // Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys // Sex - The 1975 // Bad Habit - The Kooks // Death Valley - Fall Out Boy // Dangerous - Big Data // Forgive and Forget - The Kooks // It’s Alright - Kid Astray // Salt (Peter Thomas remix) - Bad Suns // Catching Fire - The Score // The Reckless & the Brave - All Time Low 

just read Ms Marvel #10 and I’m kind of in awe of how utterly unapologetically pro-millenial it is? 

In issue #8 there was a discussion in Kamala’s class that was clearly about TIME magazine’s Me Me Me Generation article and how toxic it is to blame young people for the world’s problems but this issue is just no-holds-barred. 

We’ve all talked about how Cap 2 and Pacific Rim became inadvertently popular with millenials because it features Young People Saving the World and subtextually introduces the importance of new innovations vs the dangers of holding onto old ideals, but none of them put it in writing so blatantly clearly. 

I know that most of the Marvel fandom are young people who got into comics through the MCU, who are being told left, right and centre that we’re a waste of space, that selfie culture and social networking is destoying human interaction, that our college degrees are either worthless or a joke, and that the future is in shambles and it’s our fault and it’s the responsibility of the young to fix it. 

But fixing it doesn’t mean sacrificing yourself. Kamala Khan’s approach to saving the world doesn’t involve laying down and letting it walk over her. We all know that Kamala’s approach to heroism is that good is not a thing you are, it’s a thing you do so she encourages this ragtag gang of teenagers to take up arms but she also chews them out. You can’t be passive and expect everything to sort themselves out; instead she praises them for their abilities and validates their importance and potential. 

It’s kind of preachy, sure. The villain basically spews out run-of-the-mill baby-boomer arguments and has plans of exploiting the current of anti-millenial sentiments to excuse using young people as human batteries (sidenote: i knew comic book plots were out there but NOBODY TOLD ME THEY WERE THIS WILD). 

but when the edgy new opinion is that young people are useless and when media opinion left, right and centre literally blasts us with negativity, it’s also important to loudly and boldly validate how important this generation is. 

it all works out - for anyone who feels like giving up

✿ Some Days - The Maine ✿ Young and Useless - This Century ✿ The Middle - Jimmy Eat World ✿ Youngblood (Let It Out) - Kids in Glass Houses ✿ Flaws -Bastille ✿ It All Works Out - the Riptide Movement ✿ Hope (Acoustic) - The Blackout ✿ Listen To Your Heart - The Maine ✿ Don’t Give Up On Us - The Maine ✿

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A Storm

Based on this ask and a prompt, both courtesy of @kaiserfreud. You evil, evil person.

“An… Idea. Your meta on Hayato gave me a prompt idea, that will hopefully spurn your muse to write. “A Storm,” Hayato is a true Storm. His world starts as a world of grey, the prelude to a true devastating storm, the dark clouds looming and casting a dark gloom. Destruction, unrelenting winds and devastation. Blood is spilt, it’s Red flows.”

Genre: Angst/Drama/Friendship (maybe)

Fandom: KHR

Other: No pairing, Gokudera-centric, ANGST. WHY.

He is born into a world of grey.

Bleak, monochromatic colours, a parallel to the life he leads. Nothing but expectations and demands; a detached sort of living. (Only it wasn’t living at all, and the unease set in early.)

His mother is the only one. His sister too, somewhat, but she is their father’s still. Their father’s “perfect child.”

(No matter how he tries, he cannot be, for the blood that runs through his veins is not accepted by everyone else. Image. Status. It is important. “What about happiness?” he’d ask. Silence is his answer.)

But he thinks, ponders. What is happiness?

His mother. His mother, with a warm smile, her delicate touch and the magic that flows from her fingers. “Music.“

She brings life to his world, and sets the strange, discontented roiling under his skin at ease. A mother’s touch, a mother’s compassion and acceptance. Only she, only his mother.

For all that the greys and bleak surroundings unnerve him, he likes his hair. Because it is like his mother’s, and his mother represents safety. Contentment. And… Love.

But she dies. She dies, she leaves, and with her takes his safe place. His stability. His happiness.

He is a bastard child. Unsuited. Soiled. Shameful. No matter how he tries, tried, he was never to reach the heights his sister could. Had.

With his mother’s passing, he loses the internal struggle. He loses the battle with the whispers, the odd unease that he could never put a name to, that feeling that sputtered and faltered before ever truly sparking to life. His discontent culminates full force, and like a dam, his world is flooded in a deep, furious red.

He rages.

He rages, he hates, he loathes. Hates his mother for leaving him. Hates his father for never seeing him for him, for thinking it is never enough. Hates his sister for always being the better child for something as simple and unchangeable as blood. Hates the families for sneering and looking down their noses at him, the illegitimate child. Loathes the world for his existence, for being forced to live this warring, unstable life.

He becomes a hitman, finding no other avenue to take. He is a genius of sorts, but that has never been enough, and it isn’t until he bursts into red flame in wrathful fury that everyone actually looks at him. Not at the bastard, not at his father’s mistake, not at the young lady’s erroneous little brother. They look at him and see Hayato Gokudera, the child they have shamed, and tremble. It is not the acknowledgement he always dreamed of, but it is enough. (He accepts it with a bitter, spiteful sort of pride, and his flames hiss in pleasure)

His world has gone from dull greys to explosive red, the colour of hatred, anger, blood. He realizes that it is not better—that it is dangerous—but relishes the splash of colour regardless. Because it is his.

His world becomes painted in death. The smells of smoke and gunpowder cling to him, ash and dust the colour of his hair are left in his wake, soaked in the deep crimson of blood. He is a Storm in the center of chaos, and the last one standing in grave victory. He knows it is worse. Morals do not exist in this world and he is in the downward spiral that leads to a grave-less, worthless death. But he knows no other way of living.

He is the hurricane bomb, who lives a life of perpetuating greys and reds. His path is one of destruction, and he leaves trails of death and desolation in his wake.

(He once dreamt of his fingers becoming magic like his mother’s. Of recognition and applause and acceptance and love. Of creating magic with his own two hands, of bringing joy and colour to those round him. But instead, he paints his world in the red of blood and anger, and washes off the aftermath at the day’s end.)

He is angry, lost, unfulfilled, and grasping at life’s tethers as he struggles to find purchase in the down ward spiral.

He knows no other way of living.

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