You.-Me.-Bed.-NOW

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Seriously, there’s no denying that.

Side note: how many Thrones fans knew Carice van Houten, aka Melisandre, is also an amazing singer? One of her songs is called You. Me. Bed. Now. and would have been appropriate for pretty much every scene Margaery and Sansa had together.

Prompt Requests!

Hey guys I got super bored so here is a prompt list, I don’t have any time limits for this one so just request them if you want whenever! Also feel free to use these for you’re own blogs!

1. Go to hell”
2. “Fuck You”
3. "Fuck me!”
4. “Fuck”
5. "I’m so happy I could kiss you”
6. "Forever?” …"Forever!”
7. "Sorry I’m late”
8. "I’m so sorry…”
9. "Why me?”
10. "Stop it!”
11. "Don’t you dare!”
12. "Truth or Dare?’
13. "Do you trust me?” …"Always”
14. "Don’t you trust me?”
15. "What? Didn’t see that coming?”
16. "Please come home safe…”
17. "I can’t lose you, Not again…”
18. "Take it out on me…”
19. "What happened?”
20. "Have you been crying?”
21. "I always know”
22. "It’s midnight, what do you want?”
23. "Kiss me”
24. "Why?”
25. ”Son of a bitch”
26. "How are you?”
27. "Where have you been?”
28. "I swear”
29. "You don’t need to be demanding”
30. "I need a strong drink and some pain killers”
31. "This is the end, isn’t it?”
32. "I miss you”
33. "See you at home”
34. "You, me, bed now”
35. "Care to explain?”
36. "Can we please_____”
37. "For the love of god”
38. "We can never catch a break can we?”
39. "Now, where’s the fun in that?”
40. "Do me a favour? Stand back.”
41. "Stand down”
42. "Hold me”
43. "You better hope my mom doesn’t find out”
44. "Where are we?”
45. "Did you even look at a map?”
46. "Hallelujah”
47. "Is that blood?”
48. “Do you want me to leave?”
49. "I swear it won’t happen again.”
50. "I’m not jealous.”
51. "You can’t keep doing this.”
52. "I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
53. "You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
54. "You did what?!”
55. "Were you ever going to tell me?”
56. "Don’t ask me that.”
57. "Say it!”
58. "I could kiss you right now!”
59. "Are you still awake…?”
60. "Excuse you?”
61. "This is all your fault!”
62. "I shouldn’t be in love with you.”
63. "I could kill you right now!”
64. "Just admit I’m right.”
65. "That doesn’t even make sense.”
66. "That’s irrational.”
67. "Just pretend to be my date.”
68. "Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”
69. "When you love someone, you don’t just stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”
70. "I think I’ve been holding myself from falling in love with you all over again.”
71. "I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”
72. "That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
73. "It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
74. "Can I sit here? The other tables are full.”
75. "You weren’t supposed to laugh!”
76. "This is, by far, the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.”
77. "I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
78. "Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.”
79. "Did I say that out loud?”
80. "Do you think you could have loved me?”
81. "Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
82. "How long have you been standing there?”
83. "Have I ever lied to you?”
84. "Have you lost your fucking mind?”
85. "I am not losing you again!”
86. "I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”
87. "When I picture myself happy… It’s with you.”
88. "I made a mistake.”
89. "I may be an idiot, but I’m your idiot.”
90. "I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.”
91. "I think I’m in love with you and that scares me half to death.”
92. "I’m not good enough for you.”
93. "I fell in love with my best friend.”
94. "I’m sorry, what? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
95. "I’m up to the challenge.”
96. "I’m yours.”
97. "If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”
98. "If you go anywhere near them, you’ll have to deal with me!”
99. "It’s okay to cry…”
100. "Talk to me.”
101. "Look at me—just breathe, okay?”
102. "Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.”
103. "Well, this is where I live.”
104. "What are you afraid of?”
105. "You are the single best thing that has ever happened to me.”
106. "You deserve so much better.”
107. "You don’t have to stay.”
108. "You don’t know you the way I do.”
109. "You fainted, straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention, you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
110. "You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
111. "You shouldn’t have even been there!”
112. "You weren’t supposed to hear that.”
113. "You’re safe now. I’ve got you.”
114. "Teach me?”
115. "We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you want to stop and feel the rain?”
116. "Looks like we’ll be stuck here for a while.”
117. "Just once.”
118. "I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
119. "It’s not what it looks like.”
120. "I got you a present.”
121. "Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
122. "See, now, what that so bad?”
123. “You’re the best part of me.”
124. "I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.”
125. "Can I hold your hand?”
126. "It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
127. "What time is it?”
128. "Just wait a second.”
129. "Here, let me.”
130. "You’re so cute when you pout like that.”
131. "I don’t care what they said, it doesn’t mean shit!”
132. "This isn’t gonna end well!”
133. "Did you enjoy yourself last night?”
134. "Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!”
135. “You’ve only heard his side of the story. You never asked for mine.”
136. "Oh my God! You’re in love with him/her!”
137. "You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
138. "For some reason I’m attracted to you.”
139. "I am not losing you again.”
140. "Why don’t they just kiss already?”
141. Why do you keep pushing me away?”
142. "I can’t explain right now, but I need you to trust me.”
143. I’ve never felt this way before….and it scares the shit out of me.”
144. "Don’t fucking touch me!”
145. "Are you really taking his side against me?”
146. "Wait a second are you jealous?”
147. "I wish I could hate you.”
148. "Come over here and make me.”
149. "This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
150. "You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
151. "I thought you were dead.”
152. "This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”
153. "I love you, you asshole.”
154. "You did this for me?”
155. "You can’t protect me.”
156. "You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.”
157. "I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”
158. "The way you flirt is shameful/shameless.”
159. “I just wanted an easy day with my girlfriend/boyfriend. What’s so wrong with that?”
160. "Go then, leave! See if I care!”
161. "You braided his hair?”
162. "Have you lost your damn mind?!”
163. "Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.”
164. "I’m not surprised that you murdered him.”
165. Am I supposed to be scared of you?”
166. "Is that what you’re doing? Trying to make me to hate you?”
167. "If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.”
168. "You’re hiding something from me.”
169. "You better have a good reason for waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn.”
170. "I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”
171. "Don’t you dare to ever do that again!”
172. "Man, you are a dream come true.”
173. "Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
174. "I made a mistake.”
175. "H-How long have you been standing there?”
176. "Is the skirt is supposed to be this short?”
177. “This is why you don’t ever have any shirts to wear.”
178. "Please, don’t give up on me.”
179. "When are you going to realize that I don’t care?”
180. "Those things you said in there… Did you mean them?”
181. "I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
182. "Who gave you that black eye?!”
183. "What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!”
184. "I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
185. "It’s okay baby, I’m here for you.”
186. "You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.
187. "I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was.”
188. "You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
189. "If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine.”
190. "Don’t you dare say you love me!”
191. “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”
192. "I swear I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”
193. "Why are you wearing my shirt? Please, don’t take it off. It looks good on you.”
194. "enjoying the view?”
195. "go on, just leave! that’s what everyone does anyway.”
196. "who did this to you?”
197. "that’s a bad idea.”"name a better idea, then.”
198. "quick, kiss me.”
199. "you’re such a distraction.”
200. "i’m doing this to protect you.”
201. "get the fuck back to sleep, (y/n).”
202. "we’re not dating— ugh whatever.”
203. "i can’t let anything happen to you.”
204. "i leave for just a minute and this happens!”
205. "what? i thought you two were a thing.”

Lords switch bodies w/ MC

So instead of working on the giant bowl of word soup that I have been stirring for probably over a month now (My very first attempt at any sort of fic, ever), I have decided to completely avoid it by drumming out some more HCs! These ones are mainly SFW (unless you work at a church or something), and were just a fun idea I was thinking about yesterday. I have the nagging feeling that there may have been an event story or someone else’s HCs involving this topic, but this trope is in pretty much everything, so hopefully if it’s been done by someone else it’s not too similar. Let me know if there’s another I should be aware of so I can link it!


Anyway, the title pretty much tells you what you’re getting. MC and Lord _____ wake up only to find they’ve swapped places! What ever could happen next???

Proofreading? What’s that? Grammatical errors ahoy!

Tagging the people I have in the last few posts: @sinfulinsecret @yoolee @af-fection @small-and-nerdy @sengokugenkigirl @han-pan @tentori21 @saizoswifey @otome-microwave @duerme07 @hajeema @eroticincubi @viridian99 @belxsar

Nobunaga is thrilled. Now this is the kind of amusement he’s been looking for. He doesn’t care one whit about how you being in his body might make him look, but he is definitely delighting in making you take actions much bolder than you normally would– sauntering up to the dais and plopping yourself in his lap during mealtime where everyone can see; winking and licking your lips at him from across the room.

You just know this dude would jump at the chance to get jiggy with himself, and that he does. And boy does this end up being embarrassing for you– seeing him maintain composure in your body much more easily than you do. “You always scream just from this? I’ve taken it easy on you all this time thinking you were feeling it much more intensely. I’ll have to keep that in mind once we’ve switched back.”


Mitsuhide wholeheartedly believes that this is divine retribution. Penance he must do to atone for all the times he has been rough with you in bed. “Take me now as I have done to you, so that I might feel all the pain I’ve inflicted upon you.” You kind of roll your eyes because if you switch back anytime soon, it’s still your body that will be sore in the end. Instead you suggest showing him the way you like it. You proceed to do your best mimicking exactly the way he always makes love to you.


Yukimura is predictably flustered asf when he realizes the state of things, but once he gets through the arduous challenge that is changing into day-clothes with minimal nosebleeds, his focus shifts swiftly to his comparative lack of physical strength. “How can you do anything like this? What if you’re attacked and I’m not around to defend you?” He gets straight to training to build up your core muscles and hopefully forge some muscle memory for some defensive moves. You think it’s sweet that he’s going to such lengths for you, but secretly curse him once you’ve switched back and your whole body feels like jelly. It doesn’t help that he never lets up on your training after this. (Though you do feel more confident in your ability to sock any would-be-attacker.)


Saizo is absolutely going to take advantage of this learning opportunity as a means to improve upon his Lover’s Guide. What other expert on the art of love has had the chance to experience sex with both sets of anatomy? You can be certain he is going to have sex with you in this state, and will likely convince you to utilize this time to improve your own skills in the bedroom by experiencing firsthand what feels best. Rest assured that there will be no escaping Saizo once this ordeal is over with, because you just know he has fine-tuned his already uncanny ability to pinpoint every last weak spot you have and unravel you. 


Masamune stares back at his own face in quiet shock. You have no idea how long he’s been looking at you, but by the time you wake, he’s still watching with a worried look on his face. The two of you watch each other for some time after that, and by the time you snap out of it and realize it’s not a dream, the first thing he does is say “Sorry.” You tell him not to apologize and that it isn’t his fault, that it’s just some weird thing that happened and you’ll just have to try to cope with this reality until some way out presents itself. 

Fortunately, both of you are rather shy and quiet, so it isn’t too difficult to maintain an aura of normalcy. The closest you got to being found out was when Shigezane swung his arm around your (as Masamune’s) shoulder, and Masa scowled and batted his hand away. Shigezane chuckles and assures you “Doll, is that jealousy I detect? Don’t worry– I’m not trying to steal your man away, no matter how adorable he is. He is my own flesh and blood after all.” You watch as your own face flushes from across the room. You’re not sure whether Masa’s more embarrassed by the cheeky wink he just received, or by his own temporary lapse of self control. Things go pretty uneventfully after this and before you know it, you’ve gone back to your room. It gets a little hot and heavy, but you don’t get very far– both of you agree that it’s just way too weird looking at yourself, so you promise to make up for it once you’re back to normal.


Kojuro is much less perturbed by the switch than you are. “We’ll just need to take on each other’s duties until we can figure out how to get back to our old selves.” There may not be any particularly challenging duties to fulfill on his part for the time being, but there is no way in seven hells you are allowing him to set foot into your kitchen. Although he insists he can manage, he doesn’t concede until you threaten to tie him up. He finally agrees to stay in your room for the day, and you explain to the retainers that “MC isn’t feeling well.” However, Masa’s gotta eat. You sneak off to the kitchen when you’re sure there will be no one there, and prepare some quick bites. You think you’re off scot-free, but learn much later that Shigezane witnessed the whole thing. To this day he brings up the time he saw Kojuro cook something edible, but nobody believes it happened.

Toshiie can hold his own in a kitchen and ensures things remain running somewhat smoothly, but he keeps absentmindedly running your hands over your hips and/or grabbing your butt, and it’s driving you nuts. When you hiss at him to stop doing that, he gets embarrassed and stammers out an apology, but sure enough, five minutes later, he’s doing it again. You retaliate by acting particularly dog-like around others, but much to his chagrin, nobody seems to notice anything being off about him. This makes you feel bad so you stop.

Hideyoshi also lets your hands wander wherever he pleases, but he is completely unapologetic about it. “How often is it that I get to spend the whole day within reach of you? You’re just so cute I can’t help it.” Once again, you try to get your revenge by making him look especially silly, but everybody is already used to Hideyoshi playing the fool for laughs. Even he joins in, clapping and requesting you do this trick and that dance. Later, he pulls you aside and gives you a kiss, telling you that even when you look like him, you’re still the cutest girl he’s ever seen.


Mitsunari is furious and it’s all your fault! How is he supposed to protect Hideyoshi in this state?? Sure, YOU don’t have to worry because he actually knows how to carry himself like a respectable woman, but you? You have all the grace of an elephant and the reflexes of a sloth. This is sure to end in disaster.

After a very intense lecture, you were finally allowed to begin your day. 

Turns out that you ended up being the better actor of the pair. Nobody questioned your behavior even once, while people repeatedly asked him if he was feeling well, and that he seemed a bit stiff. 

Mitsunari is understandably disappointed in himself, agonizing over just where he must have gone wrong, and how on earth was a dullard like you able to pull him off so well?? You comfort him by saying it was just because you love him so much. He blushes and pouts and confesses “Well I love you that much, too– it’s not fair that I can’t portray you just as well.” For this reason, he continues practicing your personality long after you’ve become yourselves again.


Ieyasu has you filled with dread even before you have to go out and face the world. “Make a fool of me and you shall regret the very day you were born.” Well acting like his usual, biting self got him to say some very insensitive things to someone you considered a friend of yours, but being cordial to people got you in just as much trouble! You give up your efforts to put on a facade and just behave as you would normally treat others, and hope for the best. 

Meanwhile, his retainers (with the exception of Tadatsugu, who sheds a single tear of pride that his boy has finally grown up) are very disturbed by their lord’s new demeanor. Yasumasa is completely creeped out, Toramatsu senses impending doom, and poor Tadakatsu doesn’t know what to do with himself now that he is no longer subjected to Ieyasu’s divine cruelty. That is, until he realizes that being deprived of the punishment he desires most is the cruelest punishment of all! He swoons. 

In the end, your punishment is ten years-worth of the most disgusting chores. A small price to pay, you figure, when you notice that Ieyasu gets along just a little bit better now with his people than before.


Kenshin is not fazed one bit. He is delighted to have the opportunity to walk (quite literally) in your shoes. After all, such a chance doesn’t arise in most lifetimes! He is eager to spend the day with you, just exploring and feeling what it’s like to be each other, but is sorely disappointed to find that you feel too guilty to ditch the work Kanetsugu has given you. Kenshin mopes and sticks by you anyway, while Kanetsugu thanks every god he can think of that Kenshin is actually taking his responsibilities seriously for once and has not brought any new junk home today. Luckily, you finish your tasks earlier than anticipated and spend the latter half of the day enjoying one another’s company. After you’ve switched back, Kenshin still mentions from time to time that he misses being so soft, but fortunately you’re still beside him so he can feel whenever he wants.


Shingen is not bothered at all by his condition, much to your surprise. He takes it in stride. “After all, many of the strongest people I’ve known have been women,” he says as he throws a wink to you. He is confident the matter will work itself out in the end, and that for the time being, you may as well make the best of it. He promises he will help you through any duties he has that seem daunting to you, and is more than happy to do his part assisting in the kitchens. He may be a lord, but he does not place himself above any menial work. 

His personality remained the same as ever, though, which grew pretty embarrassing at times, particularly when he decided to step in on a conversation in order to give Yukimura some advice about ladies. Apparently he had forgotten that he was still in your body because you watched on in horror as he began to demonstrate some …things. Poor Yukimura would not speak again for an entire week.

Going Too Far
  • Lance: Man Keith, I think I like you.
  • Keith: Actually, I am in love with you.
  • Lance: I am so fucking in love with you, too.
  • Keith: I love your blue eyes.
  • Lance: I could kiss you right now.
  • Keith: Did I say, you have a great ass and leg.
  • Lance: I would so love to touch your abs.
  • Keith: Just marry me, already.
  • Lance: Of course we can skip the marriage and get right onto sex.
  • Keith: Sure. I will make sure you won't be able to think anything once we are in bed.
  • Lance: You. Me. Bed. Now.
  • Keith: You are going to regret your decision, Lance.
  • Lance: I don't think I will.
  • Keith: Fine, let's just do it right-
  • Shiro: Alright, that is enough! We don't need to know about your love for each other. *covering Pidge ear* Beside there there is a minor here.
  • *This idea came from Percy Jackson Blushing Game with Jason and Percy. I couldn't stop laughing about it and thought about Keith and Lance. Yep, this will be so like them if they are confessing to each other. Both are stubborn and cute.*
Drunken slurs

From: Smutandfluffohmy

Character parings: Reader x Peter Pan

A/N: Warning mentions of alcohol use and sex.

“Y/N come try this” Adam called out to you from the other side of the fireplace.You strolled over to him to see what he wanted you for, as you got closer to him you noticed that him and a hand full of other Lost Boys had goofy grins.

“What’s wrong with you guys” You said to the whole lot as the same goofy grin spread across your ow face wondering what’s so funny.

“Here take a sip of this” A lost boy passed you a bottle of something, even though the bottle had a label it was far too dark to properly read. 

“What’s this?” You asked holding the bottle towards them trying to shove it back into their own hands.

“Happiness in a bottle” Another lost boy said from next to you “Come on just drink it, look it’s safe to drink” the same lost boy said taking a swing from the bottle.

“Ok fine I’ll take ONE sip from it” You said as the bottle was pushed back into your hands and cheering from the lost boy filled your ears as you brought the bottle to your lips and let the liquid that stung at your throat fill your insides.

                                          ~An hour later~

“Heyyy Y/N have I ever told you how much I like you” Devin said scooting closer to you.

“I like you too you’re like a little brother to me” you said letting out a low laugh as you ran your hand through his hair making him look silly.Devin leaned in closer puckering up his lips,when he was mere centimeters from his lips connecting with yours you were harshly pulled up from your seat.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” Peters voice echoed through the camp causing the chatter to stop, now if that comment was addressed towards you or not was unbeknownst to you. 

“We were just having some fun tell him Y/N” Devin said looking up at you the goofy grin hiding just how petrified he was at the moment.

“Ok everyone needs to chill out, someone pass me a bottle of that thing to give to Peter” You said stumbling towards the fireplace, Peter soon had you in his arms again before you could fall on your face.

“What did I tell you guys about letting her drink that shit” Peter said propping you up with both his hands now as he scowled the lost boys.

“Come on Peter she’s a big girl” A lost boy said walking towards you two before crashing on the floor and not getting up, probably to drunk to do so.

“You know what fuck you guys and fuck you” Peter said pointing at Devin who knew had hell coming down on him tomorrow.

As Peter magically took the both of you to your treehouse helping you towards the bed. “Fuck them” Peter muttered under his breath.

“Fuck me, more like” You said trying to pull Peter by his shirt collar towards you. “You,me, bed now” You say pulling him towards you too harshly which caused you to fall on the bed and Peter to fall on top of you causing you to burst out laughing.

“Y/n no you’re drunk out of your wits here lets get to bed and go to sleep” Peter said getting up and trying to put the blankets over you.

                                    ~The morning~

“Ow my head what happened” You said sitting up on the bed as your brain pounded against your skull

“Get the fuck back to sleep, y/n” Peter said dragging you back down to the bed next t him. “We’ll just sleep off the hangover” Peter said against your shoulder.

“Ugh who let me drink” You said covering you and Peter with a blanket tangling your legs together.

“I told them not to let you drink” Peter said bringing you closer burying his face on the crook of your neck as you both drifted off into a deep sleep.

The Backpack Fic

“Ahhh, morning babe.” Dan said as he walked bare footed into the kitchen. Phil was standing there, still in pajamas and socks, cooking breakfast.

“Good morning D-slice.”
“Phillllllllllll, don’t call me that.”
“Yeah uh huh, I know I’m still your Angel Bean.”
“Eh. What are you making?”
“Pancakes. Do you want?”
“Oh yes please.”

Dan grabbed a plate from the cupboard and held it out. Phil flipped the pancake onto the plate for his boyfriend.

“There you go. Just grab the syrup from the fridge, mkay?”
“Alright.”

Dan proceeded to take the syrup out of the refrigerator for Phil and him. Shortly, Phil sat down next to him on the bar stools.

“So, you like the pancakes? I can flip them now. DOUBLE FLIPPPPSSSS.”
“Haha, yeah Phil they’re great. Thank you.”

Dan gave a sticky kiss to Phil who took another bite of his pancake. Phil was nearly done with his meal when Dan got up to wash his dirty plate.

“Would you like some more?”
“No thank you. I’m off to freshen up for later." 

Today was the first Monday of the month, which meant they would have to go to BBC Radio 1 for The Internet Takeover later that day. Somehow, Phil was dreading going today. He absolutely wouldn’t mind not going. Maybe another Monday would’ve been better for him this month. Why didn’t he want to go? He wasn’t quite sure himself. He did know however that he didn’t want Dan to go either, but his flat mate wouldn’t give in to anything that would mean he didn’t do the radio show. Once a month, he could do it.
No. This month he could not.

Phil hopped off his stool and washed his plate. Dan was already inside his room. No, showering in the bathroom. He’s showering now, and Phil was stood in the middle of the kitchen. He walked to his room and began to undress. He slipped his shirt off and put on a plaid one. He slid his pants and underwear down. For a while, he stared at his dick, bare to the oxygen around it. He grabbed it, and tug at it. Instantly he felt himself stiffen and get harder. He jacked his hand again and again. Phil moaned in pleasure from the contact on his penis.

In a matter of four minutes, he had made himself cum. The semen flowed over his fingers and bedsheets. He tore the articles off his bed but left his boner bare. Phil walked with them to the washer/dryer bit in the house. His penis hit the edge of the washer as he dropped the duvet and sheets in and set it to start. The machine buzzed warmly against his cock. He moaned again but quickly pulled himself away from it, careful not to pleasure himself too much and have Dan hear him.

Hmm.. Daniel. The water had stopped a while ago and he was probably drying himself off in his room. Now the real question is, clothed or not?

Not.

Phil walked to Dan’s room and knocked politely on the door. Dan scrambled to put a towel around his waist and run to the door, curious on what Phil was interrupting him for.

He opened the door for Phil and looked down to be set with an eyeful of dick. He almost audibly said,"Crappu” before he told Phil, “JESUS PHIL, PLEASE put on some pants. You can’t be running ‘round half naked.”

Phil felt his boner start to return at the sight of Dan in a towel. Maybe this is what he wanted. Not to do his work and instead do Dan. Yes. He will do Dan. BBC doesn’t mean anything now compared to how much determination Phil has for fucking Dan senseless.

“Wowie Phil, please take it down a notch. We have to go do the radio show soon.”
“No Dan, we don’t. I’m not going.”
“No? Phil, why not? Are you okay?”
“Dan, I’d rather shove my dick up that cute little butt of yours than go to that drab radio show.”
“Drab? I thought you liked it. And you want to have sex? Phil, not right now. Please.”
“Dan. No. You, me, bed. Now.”
“Phil, I said no. Maybe later, but we have to do the show…. Why don’t you like the show anymore?”
“I pretend I’m someone I’m not. Dan, I’m not as innocent as you think I am AND I’m definitely not as innocent as they think I am.”
“Phily, I know you’re not that innocent. I mean really, what about all those nights we had?”
“Daniel, that’s not what I mean.”
“Daniel? Anyways, please just get dressed. Get ready to go. I’m going to the show either way, and maybe then, after it I will let you "fuck my cute ass.”

Phil scrunched his face up in anger. He wanted more than anything to shove his hard, thick length in Dan’s tiny hole. He wanted penetration, sensation. Maybe Phil even wanted something else more than just fucking. No. He definitely wanted something more than fucking.

He exasperatedly threw his hands down to his sides and stomped to his room. Slamming the door, he got dressed in clothes. He got his “Internet News” glasses and his charged phone.  Dan had the backpack of stuff they would need, holding the scripts, songs they would play, snacks, and other nonsense and such in it.

“C'mon Phil. Let’s go.”
“Ugh.” Phil put on his jacket and grabbed he keys. Dan, backpack over shoulders and jacket on, walked out the door to leave. Phil turned off the lights in the flat and exited also, turning back to close the door and lock it so no intruders invaded.

“Dan, I don’t want to go.”
“Phil, this is our responsibility and we need to. The fans don’t ask us much really and it’s our obligation to give them what they deserve.”
“Dan.”
“Phil.”
“I want you.”
“You have me.”
“Not like that. I want your body on mine right now.”
“You’re still on that?”
“Yes, very.”
“No Phil. We have the show. That’s that. Maybe even later. Now, let’s get a cab to take us to the studio.”
“Dan. I’m not going.”
“Yes you are, Philip.”
“I am not, Daniel.”
“Stop being annoying, Phil.”
“Stop being a prude, Dan.”
Phil took it way too far to Dan. Very, very upset, he replied, “Stop being a horny ass little shit and do the show now, Phil.” He said the name with venom, disgust almost.

“And I thought I’d take care of your problem for you later tonight after the program. Phil, I’ve had enough for now, let’s just do the show and be over with it.” Dan signaled a cab to pull over and let them in. He turned to make sure Phil went in first and entered after. Phil didn’t look at Dan once, eyes directed strictly at the city around him through the window.

In a matter of about 15 minutes the both of them reached their destination. Dan paid and exited, waiting for the other stubborn man to exit the car. With a sigh he did, and then speed walked fast past Dan. He pushed open the glass doors of BBC and breathed, putting on a mask to cover his true emotions. He pretended to be the bubbly, happy Phil everyone knew and loved. The sunshine. The angel bean. The smol bean dad everyone thought they knew and not that monster of a horny man-child who’s too stubborn to recognize responsibility straight away.

Dan also pretended to act normally, as if he and his boyfriend hadn’t just started an argument. What had got Phil like that anyways? Dan lifted the backpack off his shoulder and set it down, taking the contents out and putting his headphones on. Almost time to begin, he began to ready the radio programs and get his script ready. He looked over to Phil, who still wasn’t having having to be at Radio 1.

“Phil, at least act proper for the filming.”
“Oh I will.”
“So… Act proper now!”
“Dan, we are not filming yet. I am so far not obligated to speak to or be nice to you, you ass.”
“Ass? Why are you calling me an ass, mate? Just because I know my responsibilities and you don’t doesn’t mean you have the right to be a dick to me.”
“I wish you had a dick for me. I was ready earlier, Dan.”
“That doesn’t matter now. Now hurry on back over here, it’s about to start.”

Dan and Phil did the show as normally as they could. Everyone watching bought the act, but the both of them knew inside that going home after would not be fun at all.

When the time came to wrap up the show and leave, Dan gulped in his throat. He wasn’t ready to face a mad Philip Michael Lester just yet. He put his things back in his black backpack. His Mikasa keychain dangled from one of the side zippers. He examined it thoughtfully, it was a gift of Phil’s. Back when they were together more often and we’re comfortable being constantly around each other. That was a fun time. Phil was the person people saw him ass. Cute. Adorable. Loveable. Lately, he’s been cranky a bunch. Really, what has gotten into him?

Dan continued to question Phil mentally until the man himself reminded Dan that they could leave the studio finally. Dan knew Phil’s physical behavior was different from his normal’s, but no one else knew him like Dan did and couldn’t see past the pretending. Dan had all his things packed, he was just squatting in the corner of the studio hoping that somehow stalling would prevent them from going home and having to deal with their argument. He doesn’t like being in bad terms with his boyfriend, for he loved him for everything he was.

Phil coughed loudly to get Dan’s attention to tell him he really wanted to go. People would get suspicious if they didn’t go outside together, as the majority of BBC’s workers all knew about their relationship. Dan mustered his courage and slung the backpack over his shoulder. There really wasn’t much of a need to have it, he just preferred not carrying anything in his hands and he thought he would get stereotypical and harshly rude comments that he was “gay” if he had a purse or bag. They both had their jackets on when they left their studio and walked out the BBC building. They hailed a taxi and both got in, except this time Phil sat away from Dan in the passenger seat.

Phil told the driver their flat’s address and sat in silence, once again staring out the window.

“Are you lot in a dispute of sorts? It seems you care about eachother, and it would be a shame to break yourselves up because of a problem.” The young cab driver told them. He really had no business in meddling with Dan and Phil’s business.
“Don’t worry, we won’t break up. Maybe someone will be broken after, but it’ll be over eventually.”, said Phil.

Dan gave Phil the most confused look he could muster. The cab driver shrugged and continued to drive to their destination. All of Dan’s thoughts were completely questioning what Phil had just said. However, he was very relieved that they wouldn’t break up according to Phil. He loved him, despite the cranky moments. It’s not possible for men to PMS, is it? Dan hoped not as that was the number one thought coursing through his head.

“Here we are. Have a good day you two, be good to each other.” Phil paid this time as Dan stepped out the car. He’d closed his door already, so he didn’t hear the statement Phil made to the cab driver that made the man make the most shocked and scared face Dan had ever seen a stranger wear. What had he said?

“Phil, what’d you say to him?”
“I didn’t say anything, Dan. Let’s go inside our flat.”

Dan and Phil didn’t talk to each other as they walked up the stairs and then into their flat. Phil shut the door behind Dan almost roughly, as Dan noticed. The younger man did a good job of not showing how much he was dreading that moment or of how utterly terrified of Phil he was then.

“Dan…”
Dan gulped before turning and saying, “Phil.”
“Look, I-”
“Phil it’s fine. Really. You just had a moment and it’s okay.”
“You’re saying it’s okay to have moments like that?”
“I guess? I don’t know.”
“Oh, well I’m having that moment still.”
“Um, Phil…”
“Oh Dan.”

Phil began to inch closer to Dan. Dan backed up and set his backpack down on the table. He didn’t want to have sex with Phil after his petty little situation earlier. Maybe if he hadn’t been a brat earlier about going to work, Phil would’ve gotten what he wanted. Dan kept this in mind, trying to stay focused on not giving in to Phil. Subconsciously he knew how hot Phil’s ruffled fringe was when he got mad and ran his hands through his hair.

Phil kept approaching Dan until the younger man backed into the wall. Dan tried to angle himself so that he wouldn’t be stuck, cornered even, by Phil. The elder noticed and pinned his boyfriend down using his right hand. His left hand went to the wall next to Dan’s right hip.

“Phil, please don’t”

Phil didn’t care what Dan wanted now. He focused on what he wanted, what was for him. He smashed his face to Dan’s, his lips pushing passionately onto the other man’s. His tongue slithered out of his mouth and ran over Dan’s lips. The younger didn’t give in. He didn’t kiss back nor did he open his mouth. Phil noticed and began to hungrily nibble the other man’s lips, getting Dan to moan and letting Phil slip his tongue in the open mouth so that he had to keep his partially open. Despite keeping Phil’s brattiness in mind, Dan submitted to Phil and roughly kissed him back. By now they were eating each other’s faces off practically with the way their mouths hungrily went at each other’s.

Phil grabbed Dan’s hip in his left hand now, squeezing it and brining it closer to him. Phil left Dan’s mouth for his neck. Phil was the only person Dan ever let come into contact with his neck.

Phil’s teeth attacked the flesh on Dan’s neck. He fully bit into Dan despite it not being sexy and hurting a lot. “Phil, that hurts. Not the good way either… OW!” Phil stopped biting Dan as hard and used his mouth to salivate over the teeth marks. He decided he would leave other marks, marks of purple, blue, and red. Phil left hickeys all over Dan’s neck, causing the man to moan like hell because his skin was highly sensitive.

“Phil, oh oh oh ohhhhhh yes Phillllllll”
“Dan”, Phil whispered in his ear. “Turn around.”

Dan obeyed quickly, turning to face the wall. Phil shoved Dan’s lower torso clothes down, along with his own. His dick was throbbing and aching, ready for penetration. Dan’s tiny hole was in sight, obviously not ready for Phil’s size, but Phil didn’t care as he shoved himself in Dan without warning or preparation. Dan literally screamed as he felt his skin tear. “Phi-Phil please. Use… Lube…”
“I don’t need lube.” Phil said as his right hand wandered to Dan’s cock and grabbed it tightly at the shaft. Dick sitting idly in Dan, Phil twisted and pushed his hand up Dan over and over again. While giving the hand job he licked up and down Dan’s spine as far as he could go without taking his dick out. In nearly five minutes, Dan came into Phil’s hand. Phil had made sure to catch it all. Dan was ready to rest after the handjob and kisses alone. However, Phil pulled out of Dan and lathered the cum on his own dick. Completely moist, he pushed back into his boyfriend, despite him clearly being done.

“Ah ah Phil~”

Dan moaned as Phil gave absolutely no mercy to him as he thrusted in and out as hard as he could. Dan was done, he’d already ejaculated from stimulation. His body began to ache as Phil went in and out, in and out. Dan’s erection was probably the hardest it’s ever been, despite him needing to stop the sex.

“Phil~ please, st-stop. It hurrrts.”

Phil didn’t reply as he kept going. Almost impossibly, he went faster and harder. His body moved quicker and rougher, smacking onto Dan’s raw flesh each time he pushed in. He came inside Dan, who was almost too weak to hold himself up.

“Clench it all. If you let it spill I swear you won’t see the end of this.”
“Phil.. I-i can’t. I’m-I-im too sore, Phil. Please.”
“No, Dan hold it all in.”
“B-but I can’t!” Dan said, as he couldn’t hold longer and let all of the substance slide out of him.
“DAN I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET ANYTHING FALL OUT.”
“PHIL I COULDN’T, please it’s not my fault you overworked me. My body is so sore.”
“NOT SORE ENOUGH, I SAID YOU WOULDN’T SEE THE END OF THIS AND YOU WON’T” Phil’s mind told him to grab the pen that was on the glass coffee table and stab Dan’s eyeball. Phil didn’t want to. A part of him knew he shouldn’t, yet he was awakened from his thoughts once Dan screamed in absolute pain, worse than before. Phil blinked and realized his hand was around the pen in Dan’s eyeball. He pulled the pen out, tearing the eye from its socket and out in the open. Phil felt every single vein, artery, and tissue be torn apart, be crumpled under the pen when it pierced through and pulled the eye out. He dropped it on the floor.

“OH MY GOD DAN”
“Phil.. Wh-why?”
“You know what, Dan? I told you. I warned you this would happen. You brought this upon yourself and now you’re to blame.” Phil told Dan this in a tone that made Dan actually feel guilt, as if it was his fault.

“Ph-Phil I.”

Phil punched Dan in the stomach and then pushed him down onto the floor. His foot hit the edge of the backpack Dan had set on the table. The eye socket had turned an achey blueish purple and began to swell. You could see where exactly it had been torn, and your finger could circle around where the eyeball used to lay. Blood poured out of the socket in massive streams all over Dan’s face and cheek. Phil’s finger caressed Dan’s bloody face. He massaged it softly with his fingers, almost feeling bad. Almost.

Phil pushed his lips to Dan’s and then punched him again in the ribs. Dan cried out in pain as he heard a sickening crack come from his side. He felt a few ribs inside of him break, be torn apart. His guts felt like they were being penetrated, as if the bones had shattered inside of him and dug into various organs and such near the rib cage and diaphragm.

“Stop making noise, Jamesy. Only pleasure.” Phil told the man under him. Phil stripped Dan of all his clothes. He then got naked himself, still having a raging boner. Quickly Phil ran to his room and got the whips he had been saving for their anniversary. Dan used his hands to feel around his ribs, checking to see if they were broken. He winced, once his finger pressed on the spot where bone was broken, but he saw through his remaining eye that Phil was approaching.

“I heard that.” Phil told Dan menacingly. He cracked the whip in the air and then smacked it down as hard as he could on Dan. The younger man yelled in pain when he was hit, quickly regretting making the noise when Phil struck him 10 more times on his ribs. Dan could quickly feel his stomach’s skin cut and scratch, and soon bleed. His epidermis layers tore filling Dan with much pain. Phil kept going, moaning and laughing every now and then. He stopped soon enough however, partially to let Dan settle but mainly so that he could empty the contents in the backpack next to him. All the items spilled out of it and onto Dan’s freshly cut skin, which made the man almost shriek from the further irritation. His eye had begun to clot and Dan reached up to feel if the eyeball was truly gone from the socket. Sure he couldn’t see from that region, but surely Phil wouldn’t remove his eyeball, he thought wrong.

“DID I SAY YOU COULD MOVE YOUR HAND?” Phil yelled at Dan.
Part of Dan wanted to reply sarcastically with, “you never told me I couldn’t” but he knew there would be extremely painful consequences in that situation. Dan pulled his hand down instead but didn’t reply.
“I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND I EXPECT YOU TO ANSWER.” Phil lashed Dan’s neck with the whip, not only causing great pain but also blocking Dan from breathing in that minute. Suddenly, breathing became a difficult task for him.
“Oh, poor baby can’t breathe now. I suspect you couldn’t talk either. What’s the point of being able to talk if you won’t use it, huh D-slice? How about I just make sure you can’t talk for sure?” He walked to the kitchen to open the drawer that held the shears that are to be used for cutting chicken. Shears in hand, he walked to his boyfriend and cut off his tongue. The loose tongue flinched for a second once it was disconnected and flopped onto the floor. Dan’s mouth filled with the usual soothing taste of blood, but nothing about his situation was soothing. Phil then used the edge of the scissor to make an incision on Dan’s neck. He pushed his finger through the cut and into Dan’s neck, grabbing Dan’s vocal cords and ripping them out. The sound alone of them breaking was enough to make Dan queasy, however he got the pain with it also, feeling every layer of cartilage and tissue connected to the vocal cords snap inside his neck. He felt no different after the harsh pain from it had subsided. He couldn’t breathe nearly as easily but he was still alive. Dan opened his mouth in an attempt to see if his vocal cords were really gone, and no intelligible noise came through. Dan did in fact feel the empty vibration in his throat when he tried.

Dan’s pink and bloody vocal cords in hand, Phil pushed the gloop of them to his face. His tongue extended out to caress them, in front of Dan’s face. He put the edge of one inside his mouth and slurped them as if they were spaghetti and he was Papyrus. You could hear him gag when they passed through his throat, the sound of the contractions in his trachea as they passed through, slimy and moist. Phil moaned in Dan’s ear, his fingers pushing around in Dan’s mouth. He pushed his fingers behind where the tongue used to be, feeling the uvula as Dan gagged. Phil tugged at it and then used his nail to dig into the tonsils on the side of it. He pulled his hand out of the mouth as Dan began to cough and nearly choke on his saliva. His mouth was bleeding in bigger amounts now, this time an added source of flow being his tonsils. Phil cackled at Dan’s misery, the younger man spitting out blood and letting it spill from his mouth to the floor.

Phil looked down back to Dan’s chest and pushed the various objects off him, while the younger man lifted his neck so that he would not choke on the blood from his mouth as he was laid down. Perhaps choking would have been a better choice for Dan as Phil then grabbed the large watermelon knife from the kitchen and walked back to Dan. He laid the knife on the floor next to him as he grabbed the back pack and started tugging at himself so that he would come inside of the backpack. Once he did, he tug at Dan also, mixing his cum into the bag also. Dan squeezed his eye shut as much as he could then, careful not to breathe roughly and cause pain to his broken rib cage. Blood spilled from his mouth in spiller amounts still, and Phil caught the remaining liquids in the back pack. Phil used his knife now to cut Dan’s dominant left hand off. The younger opened his mouth in the pain he was experiencing, trying to scream and have someone hear he was in trouble. Dan didn’t want to think it would get worse, but obviously he wasn’t watching Phil who was collecting the blood from his hand in the backpack. Phil even grabbed the hand and caressed Dan with it.

“Dan, get in the backpack.”
Dan opened his eye to look at Phil, but didn’t budge.
“I SAID, get in the backpack.”

Dan looked down to see the backpack that had been filled with semen and blood. He knew he wouldn’t fit but he stood up to his best ability and stepped in it. The pool inside it threatened to spill out as Dan began to crouch, despite the immense pain he was in, in the back pack.

Dan began to wheeze realizing that he wouldn’t be able to fit. He looked to Phil with the best plea-face he could muster. Breathing was getting better but it was still difficult for him.
“Yeah you’re right. You won’t fit. Let’s make you fit.”

Phil lifted Dan out of the backpack with his hands under Dan’s armpits. Dan would’ve bawled at the pain he was feeling due to his ribs being touched, but his left eye duct had been pulled away with the eyeball. Some tears did fall out of his remaining eye however, and fell from his sunken face onto Phil’s shoulder. The other man was too absorbed to notice because he had laid Dan back down onto the floor and got the watermelon knife again. Dan saw him reach for the knife and moved his leg to push Phil’s arm. He realized the big mistake he had made once Phil punched him in the ribs again, crushing some more in he cage. The “sunshine”, as everyone called him, reached for the backpack again and chopped at Dan’s upper thigh. The bone was horribly difficult to cut at the leg, so Phil got the hammer from his tool case and kept smashing at Dan’s bones once the flesh and skin around them had been cut off. The bones shattered at where Phil had been hitting and Phil pulled two human legs away from its previous body. He pushed the backpack to where the legs used to be in an attempt to collect the blood that had been spilling. He left it there gathering the blood that flowed out in tremendous amounts. Phil threw the legs across the room using his strength and looked back to see Dan in a fantastic shape. Dan’s face was pale and he looked like he was in utter pain. He felt horribly nauseous also, and could tell he was bleeding internally where his ribs were. Slowly from the immense pain he was feeling, Dan felt himself drift away from the cruel world he was in. His eyes shut closed as he heard Phil laugh, but saw a face flash at him in an utter apologetic look.


*


Dan awoke with the sunlight in his eyes. He truly felt sore all over. For some reason he felt a sharp pain when he sighed, knowing he’d have to wake up fully and get out of bed. He stayed still for a second, figuring out that the only thing on his agenda for today is his YouNow liveshow much later today, as it was Tuesday. He opened his eyes. No, wait. He wasn’t closing his other eye. He couldn’t see out of his left eye. Why not? Why couldn’t he see out of his left eye?

Dan’s memory of the previous day flowed through his mind. He couldn’t see out of the eye because there was no eye. He looked down to see if his legs were truly gone, instead of even seeing his torso, he saw a backpack. Still warm, crusty liquid flowed around Dan’s actual torso inside the backpack. He tried to wriggle his nonexistent arms. They were gone to.

“Ahh, you’re awake.” Phil told Dan from the couch. He walked up to the backpack housing Dan. The younger was inside it, in the liquids and zipped up so that his head only peaked out from the top. Dan felt so sore in the pack. He gave Phil a look of plea, to stop whatever he was going to next do. Dan no longer had limbs whatsoever and all he could see was from the perspective of a backpack.

“How do you like your new home, Jamesy?”
Dan shook his head.

Phil didn’t say anything back. Instead he walked over to Dan in the backpack. He picked up the heavy knapsack and put it over his shoulders.

Dan shook his body very hard, trying to wriggle away from Phil somehow. His torso bounced around the edges of the backpack, his rib cage getting hit. To Dan, it felt like a pro wrestler was punching his sides, while at the same time, a taloned bird was clawing at the walls and flesh of his inside. Occasionally the “bird” would dig his beak into Dan’s organs, sending a hole new wave of hurt through Howell.
“And what do you think you are going to be able to do, moving around?”, said Phil sarcastically.

Dan had truly been defeated. Phil threw the backpack across the room, sending Dan to hit his head on the wall. His head started bleeding harshly and he had a massive migraine now. Phil picked up Dan’s limbs and taunted Dan with them.

“So do you miss these?”

Dan didn’t show any emotion.

“I said, DID YOU MISS THESE?”
Dan nodded, unable to physically speak. His thoughts however, were running all over the place. They were limited, as the little left of his body wanted to shrivel up and turn to ash to soothe itself, never able to accomplish escaping from its fiery and hellish confinements of utter pain and torture, caused by the man who once treated it all right, made everything better.
“Good. You know what I miss?”
Dan gave Phil a puzzled look, careful not to express his evident pain.
“That pretty little dick of yours. Isn’t it lonely in there? I can take care of it for you, BUT OF COURSE YOU COULDN’T TAKE CARE OF MINE.”

Phil pushed the backpack down flat onto the floor. He grab the blood-crusted watermelon knife from the floor and unzipped the backpack, letting Dan’s head and torso free from its encasing. Not like Dan could move anyhow, but he was now free from the mixture inside. Phil grabbed hold of Dan’s dick. He put it in his mouth and bobbed his head up and down from the shaft, deep throating it greatly. He guided his hands up and down it at the same time, feeling the penis’ tissue fill with blood and become erect. Dan’s body shook in some degree of pleasure, despite the short happiness from his torturer.

“Oh yes. Ooh oh yes, Daniel Danny yes mmm ah baby ah.” Phil expressed his feelings verbally.

Dan’s mind wanted to moan loud enough for the Queen of England to hear. Of course, he couldn’t. Absorbed in the moment, Dan forgot his pain in his ribs or the fact that he no longer had any limbs and was now just a torso and head.

“Oh yes baby, thank you” The vibrations of Phil’s vocal cords around Dan’s dick sent a good sensation up Dan’s body. He shivered and pushed his hips up further in Phil’s mouth.

Phil continued to suck and nibble delectably up and down Dan’s length. Dan’s breaths turned to pants as dick got painfully hard, reminding him of the recurring pain from his still broken ribs. He remembered the gruesome look of his tongue flopping around once separated from his body, spreading blood everywhere. The deep gashes from the whip lay on his stomach too. Once Phil realized Dan had faltered to express pleasure in his facial expressions, he took the knife and stabbed Dan’s right testicle.

Dan made a gargling noise. He didn’t want more pain. Hell, he didn’t want any more handjobs or blowjobs ever. More than anything right now, he either wanted to call an ambulance and get the shit away from Phil or die. Either would suffice, although the latter option seemed optimal. In that way, he’d never have to endure this again.

“DON’T YOU DARE MAKE NOISE” Phil yelled at Dan. The knife dragged into Dan’s penis and cut it and the balls off together. It felt as if someone had just tore it off with their bare hands, breaking the skin and all the layers of cartilage and muscle under and on it. Blood flowed from it, but the panting Phil no longer rushed to collect the substance. Instead he licked the bleeding crotch, setting the dick aside for later. This began to sting and irritate Dan. He gargled once again unintentionally, in pain, forgetting Phil’s warn of not making noise at all. Infuriated, Phil grabbed the backpack. He ripped the Mikasa key chain from it. Detailed with full maneuver gear and blades, he shoved the Mikasa up Dan’s ass. The sharp blades cut all along the inside of Dan’s hole as Phil pushed it up even further. Her large head pushed against him also, forcing the very raw skin to expand around it, causing extreme pain. Dan wanted to shriek as Phil pushed it up a tiny bit more, but then used his finger to twist it and pull it back down, scraping all along inside the opening.

“Do you like that, Dan? Hmm? Haven’t you always said you wouldn’t mind banging with Mikasa? You didn’t expect it to be like this, did you?”
Dan didn’t reply, although he couldn’t have anyways, verbally at least.
“ANSWER ME”
He hesitated but shook his head anyways.
“You know what Dan? Go fuck yourself.”

Phil twisted the Mikasa in Dan once again before getting up to make some pancakes. He started for the kitchen, but then turned around.

“Better yet, you will fuck yourself.” Phil ran back to the horrified Dan, his dick flopping around. He grabbed the cut dick from the floor and brought it to Dan’s ass hole. He picked it back up to his own face and licked it seductively in front of Dan’s face, lathering it with his saliva. He then turned and shoved it up Dan’s extremely aching hole, pushing the Mikasa up even further inside of him, scratching all along his walls. Phil pushed Dan’s dick up Dan’s hole, pulling it out and pushing it back in over and over again. He let the balls smack Dan when the penis was roughly pushed in. Eventually Dan’s body began to shake violently and Phil’s arm got tired of pushing it in and out.

“Oh Daniel~… I’m tired of this all. What about you?”
No movement or facial expressions.
“Danny boy, would you like to go back in he back pack?”
No reply.
“What’s the point of talking to you, baby if you don’t reply when I answer. I don’t want you to talk, not even make noise. I want you to suffer, Daniel. I want you to sit with me in the backpack all day, as I take you around. How would you like that? Let’s go outside soon shall we?” Phil said finally to Dan. He used his hands to pull apart Dan’s rib cage, laughing at the cracking noise. He then smacked Dan’s face and put him in the back pack once again. Phil walked off to his room and got dressed. Dan was about to pass out once again from pain when Phil walked back to him.

“Oh no, you’re not going unconscious again. He kissed Dan’s lips and breathed into the younger boy’s mouth. Phil slapped his face next. He then stared at his beautiful chocolatey-hazel brown eyes before shoving his head down in the back pack and zipping it up. Phil remembered people do need to breathe so he took then pen he used to take out Dan’s eye with and stabbed the pack, not caring where he hit. Dan’s body shook violently in the pack, now able to breathe, but it had been stabbed in the rib cage by the pen. He tried his best not to cause more pain for himself in the very tight confinement he was in while Phil put on his shoes and then picked up the knapsack that held Dan. He put it over his shoulders and grabbed some money, his phone, and the flat keys. Dan, from inside the bag, started to feel motion sickness from being tossed about in the bag, carried on the back of his torturer. He felt a difference in air quality, signaling he was outside now. More than anything, Dan wanted to scream for help while he was still alive, but he couldn’t.

Phil walked about, touring the city at mid day. Eventually he made his way to a shadier part of London, and turned onto an alley way. It was about 7pm now, as he’d been walking about with Dan on his back for two hours. The younger man had drifted into sleep about an hour before.

In the alley Phil met a suspicious looking man.

"Hey, you there with the big lumpy backpack! Want drugs? I got everything here; cocaine, marijuana, ecstasy, cloud 9, hashish, heroin, opium, mdma, lsd, steroids, alcohol even, nicotine, and cigarettes if you don’t feel like runnin to the store.”
“Got guns?”
“Oh yeahhh, of course. What you want? I got-”
“Gimme the cheapest handheld gun you got. I only need one bullet.”, Phil told the man.
“That’s it? Just one ey? You want drugs with that? I’ll give you a real good discount, 14 grams of-”
“No, I don’t want anything else. Just the gun.”

Phil paid the large sum of money to the man. He tucked he gun in his underwear, as if he just had a raging boner and wasn’t holding a weapon there. He walked out the alley and spent an hour walking back towards the flat. He turned into another alleyway once he was about 20 minutes away from home. Phil walked behind a dumpster and swung the backpack over his shoulder. He shook it, not caring if he hurt the Daniel inside.

“Hey man, wake up. D-slice… C'mon. Wake up.” Phil shook the man in the bag, getting him to wake up. He opened his eyes and looked at Phil.

“Good. I just wanted you to be awake for this.” Phil didn’t zip the bag fully closed after he slung the bag back over his shoulder. His hands went into his pants, making sure the gun was secure in there. Once he heard the bus approach the near by bus stop, he broke into a run towards it. Instead of going on the bus however, he waited for it to start driving away. He threw his backpack at the full speed bus and ran once he heard the sound of gargling, a loud thump, and then cracking as the bag hit the concrete road. Out of the corner of his eye, Phil saw red spilling onto the pavement. He didn’t care. He ran to the flat and started Dan’s livestream as it was 9 o'clock.

“Hey guys!” Phil said to the camera. The chat blew up with “Phil” “phillyyyyy” “hi!” “Where’s Dan” and such.

“Dan’s not gonna be here for the stream, even though it is his stream. Instead I wanted to show you guys something because he couldn’t be here.” Phil’s hand reached into his pants. He pulled the gun out, as it wasn’t in view. He waited for more people to join he livestream and once he figured there was enough people watching, one finger pulled the trigger on by his head and the other ended the stream.

Blood spilled onto the carpet where the backpack used to lay idle.

anonymous asked:

What would the 2p's reaction be if their female S/O threw a bag of lube at them and said "You. Me. Bed. Now"

2p!America: Hell. Yes. He is ready. Be ready to be fucked into the mattress.

2p!Canada: Gets up and follows them to the room and fucks the shit out of them.

2p!England: Turns red and while he would give them what they wanted he’ll be embarrassed about it first.

2p!France: Be prepared to get fucked all night.

2p!China: He can go all night. They shouldn’t expect to sleep at all after signing up for this

2p!Russia: He will be embarrassed and not as into it as one might think. He’ll do his best to please them though, just don’t expect anything kinky.

2p!Italy:Stares at them before smirking and jerking them down. He’ll do them wherever he’s sitting.

2p!Germany: see 2p!Canada

2p!Prussia: Confused. He didn’t need them to be so commanding. He would’ve went without a fight

2p!Japan: He’s going to tease the hell out of them. If caught in the right mood he’ll have them screaming his name all night.

2p!Romano: “I’m busy. Try again later and realize,” Pulls them close and gets close to their lips. “I’m the dominant one”

2p!Spain: Jumps up and starts kissing them. He’s ready. No matter what

Ok tubby guy asside: I need a beefy guy with innocent face! Like a shy but good looking guy without the sculpt on itself screaming “you, me, bed, now~!” Its hard to turn such a sculpt into a shy-ish innocent face. The body can scream sex machine but the face needs to say God’s gardener and puppy farm care taker. Hand raising puppies with his big muscular arms and abs since he saw the light!

~Anonymous

Another tumblr-exclusive video: You. Me. Bed. Now. (I CAN’T THINK OF A BETTER TITLE BECAUSE THE FREEFORM NETWORK IS HATED BY IMBECILES AND I BLAME THE EXECUTIVES FOR PUTTING NON-FAMILY FRIENDLY SHIT ON ABC FAMILY BEFORE IT BECAME FREEFORM. Yes the title is formerly: If Freeform aired Star vs. The Forces of Evil’s future seasons.)

Sentence mixing strikes again. You know, for Starco fans, especially me who made this shit.

I’M FUCKING SORRY I HAD TO!

Star vs. the Forces of Evil © Daron Nefcy and Disney

PS. Starco is NOT dead. And Tom needs to Move on, this show needs a Mabel who helps a demon move on with someone better. (Like Mabel did with Robbie in Gravity Falls)

WWE Prompt list...

You can pick up to three for me to make a one shot out of. Message me the pairings and your choice(s).

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1.) “I’m trying to forget you as best I can, but damn it you belong to me.”
2.) “I’m just a really fucked up, broken individual!” “Then let me fix you.”
3.) “I’ve completely fall in in love with you.”
4.) “Here, let me see.”
5.) “Will you just hold still?”
6.) “I think I hurt something.”
7.) “Can I just whoop your ass now?”
8.) “Just let me in, I promise I won’t hurt you.”
9.) “ I just need you to do one thing for me.”
10.) “ I’m not him/her!”
11.)“I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not lookin.”
12.) “ I do it all because I love you.”
13.) “ Don’t you trust me?”
14.) “ I can’t lose you.”
15.) “ You’re all I have.”
16.) “ Not again…”
17.) “ You dumb son of a bitch!”
18.) “ God I hate you…” “ No you don’t.”
19.) “ I trusted you!”
20.) “ I didn’t ask for any of this!”
21.) “ Then maybe you should leave.”
22.) “ I didn’t know I needed permission. ”
23.) “ That was um…interesting.”
24.) “ Since when are you such a bad ass?”
25.) “ I think we should have a sleepover.”
26.) “ How in the hell did you get in here?”
27.) “ Don’t you dare lie to me!”
28.) “ Could you pretend like you care?”
29.) “ I was bored.”
30.) “ I didn’t know you could do that.”
31.) “ Why are you so attractive.”
32.) “ I’m in love with her!” “ I’m in love with her too!”
33.) “ Truth be told, I never was yours…”
34.) “ Sorry, its girls night.”
35.) “ SHHH! they’ll hear us.”
36.) “This isn’t about you!”
37.) “ Of course you’d believe that. ”
38.) “ I can’t do this anymore.”
39.) “ Care to prove me wrong?”
40.) “ I love you, I know that now.” “ Now’s a little bit to late.”
41.) “ Like you could do better.”
42.) “ I need a really strong drink.”
43.) “ Baby…”
44.) “ Go fuck yourself.”
45.) “ FUCK!”
46.) “ I think I’m in love with you, and that scares me to death.”
47.) “ What ever it was, I didn’t do it!”
48.) “ Are you drunk.”
49.) “ I need you to forgive me.”
50.) “ I miss you so much!”
51.) “ You don’t have to go.”
52.) “ This is it, isn’t it?”
53.) “ I’m afraid so…”
54.) “ I swear…”
55.) “ You, me, bed now!”
56.) “ I want you.”
57.) “ Did that mean nothing to you?”
58.) “ Are you ever going to tell him/her?”
59.) “ I want to spend the rest of my life doing what I love, with who I love.”
60.) “ Your going to have to pry this belt out of my cold ,dead hands to take it from me.”
61.) “ I’m just really glad you’re here.”
62.) “ I made a promise…didn’t I?”
63.) “ You are so Fucked!”
64.) “ I need you to be okay, because I can’t do this without you.”
65.) “ I didn’t see anything.”
66.) “ I’m not the type of person people fall in love with.”
67.) “ Please don’t, don’t do this.”
68.) “ I don’t want to fall for him/her.”
69.) “ I’ve never had trouble getting what I want.”
70.) “ How long have you been standing there?” “ Longer than you’d like.”
71.) “ I’m way to sober for this shit…”
72.) “ You’re challenging the wrong person.”
73.) “ I own you… You belong to me.”
74.) “ What if your towel were to just magically disappear?”
75.) “ You wanna unwrap your present?”
76.) “ Get over here, now.”
77.) “ You need to see a doctor.”
78.) “ I’m over you, I’ve moved on.”
79.) “ It’s always been you.”
80.) “ Kiss me!”
81.) “ You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.”
82.) “ It isn’t over yet.”
83.) “ There was never an us!”
84.) “ Well…um this is awkward.”
85.) “ I want you to fight for me.”
86.) “ So are you guys a thing or…”
87.) “ Back the fuck up off me!”
88.) “ Teach me.”
89.) “ You never cease to amaze me.”
90.) “ Stop distracting me!”
91.) “ Damn, is it me or is is y/n hot as fuck?”
92.) “ Is there a reason your climbing threw my window?”
93.) “ Oh bite me!”
94.) “ I can fix that!”
95.) “ Damn look at that ass!” “ Really?” “ What, its not my fault you have a nice ass.”
96.) “ Its kinda hard to focus when your boobs are starring me in the face.”
97.) “ Love isn’t perfect and that’s okay.”
98.) “ Go on, I dare you.”
99.) “ Were going to be parents!”
100.) “ Will you marry me?”
101.) “ I honestly just don’t care.”
102.) “ Their my best friends…”
103.) “ What a perfect view.”
104.) “ How come I can’t let go of you?”
105.) “ Do you still think about me?“
106.) “ So what are we?”
107.) “ Just kiss each other already!”
108.) “ Just wait till I get you back to the hotel.”
109.) “ You wanna put some clothes on?” “ Nah.”
110.) “ Can you feel it kicking?”
111.) “ It’s a boy/girl!”
112.) “ Stop biting your lip, you know what that does to me.” “Then maybe you should bite it for me.”
113.) “Oh, my bad.”
114.) “ Look at what I’ve got…”
115.) “ Get off me!”
116.) “ We’ll finish this in the ring.”
117.) “ I’m simply the best, and definitely better than her.”
118.) “ And your new WWE Women’s Champion… Y/N!”
119.) “ There’s going to be a lingerie contest, you in?”
120.) “ And of course were tag partners.”
121.) “ I’ve got your back.”
122.) “ Help me practice my moves?”
123.) “It’s officially the World Heavyweight Champion and the Women’s champ are dating.”
124.) “ I’m done talking, bring your ass down here so I can beat the hell out a you!”
125.) “You can shove that title up your ass!”
126.) “ You took it to far!”
127.) “ You can’t beat me, never could.”
128.) “ I made a mistake.”
129.) “ Will you mange me tonight?”
130.) “ Y/N needs a real man, and I’m going to show her one tonight on Raw/Smack down, when I whoop your ass.”

FILL UP MY INBOX!!!
Topp Dogg Reaction: When their recently deflowered girlfriend get openly horny

P-goon: you walk in the living room swaying you hips and boldly say “let’s go in the back and f*** like bunnies baby”

“I don’t know what you did with the shy Little virgin mary i had two days ago but i kinda want her back now……”

Originally posted by thotmurdock

Sangdo: Not even a day to recover ,and you’re on his lap wanting more

“dang child was it that good? *clears throat* i mean yeah yeah cool okay

Originally posted by madtwn

Hojoon: its been a week since you decided that Hojoon was the one you wanted to make you a….”grown”women for the first time but, you were very stand off-ish about it before until you got a change of heart from this Lovely book called ‘Kama Sutra’. “babe i got us a new book”

“what do you want me to do with this? I’m not lumber enough for this. im one leg kick from pulling a ligament, im so stiff”

Originally posted by oblivion-png

Xero: You were still shy to ask for it but you know that if you dont sat anything know you wont be getting any. “You. Me. Bed. Now”

“you and me are gonna have a great relationship. I can See that now”

Originally posted by below-xero

Hansol: Its your baby boys birthday and you decided to surprise him with cupcakes and a little challenge that he needed to help you fix*wink wink*. Who knew this boy would be going in with tools

“when i know how i like to eat my cupcakes now”

Originally posted by jenissi

A-tom: so you two were walking and talking and you just couldnt stop think about that one special night and just out of nowhere you got this burt of confident and say: “you know what? we should f*** when we get home” and A-toms playfull ass says 

“Only if you beat me home! better hurry i dont want my little kitty to get dry”

Originally posted by pd-y

Bjoo: Two weeks after you two were intimate for the first time Bjoo was of couse asking to for another go at it, to where you replied jokingly “sounds like a personal problem” but after a while you were the one hit with the horny stick and to that he replied mockingly….

“awww you poor thing, Sounds like a personal problem soooo” (you still got the D later soooo)

Originally posted by b-joocy

Nakta:Aww this little peanut wants it just as much as you but is more worried about your well being than his plesure (so sweet) “i you sure? your not sore? arent we suppos to wait more days? what if something cramps?”

you: “boy if you dont bury yourself in me now imma find something else to do it”

“ohh….. are you sure?”  (and nakta was never laid again jk jk)

Originally posted by kimyuygeom

Jenissi: before you were quite shy when it came to sex, but one night with jenissi turned you into sexy beast (in a good way)”so you wanna have a little fun tonight?”

“ohh i see~ the saying is true! feed a kitty once and it will always come back for more”

Originally posted by jenissisleeping

Yano: you wanted to tease him with some sexy dancing but you forgot that your dancing skills are weaker than a kpop fans knees when jimin and jungkook danced for “bts birthday”. “you want some of this baby boy?’

“yeah sure, but please dont do that ever again”

Originally posted by thotmurdock

okay okay yall know im lazy and im so sorry for that. Im getting things done graduatlly so stick with me and hold my clamy hands as we get through this together. okay 

here is the MASTER LIST this needs to be updated and ill get to doing that probily tonight sooo yeah 

BAI FOR NOW

Intoxicated By You

Prompts: ANON- ‘You’re so drunk' ‘Have you ever thought about… like…us?’

@shenko ‘I have been in love with you my entire life’

@stellastarcaisson4 ‘If we die, I’m going to kill you’ ‘I’m really drunk please help me’


Hello my babies, long time no see. I am currently attempting to plough through all the requests so next week they will be hittin ya left right and centre. Also sorry for grouping all these prompts together, they fit so well!


‘Spencer! What are you doing here?’ You screamed, as you saw Spencer Reid stride across the bar, towards your table.

‘You texted me to pick you up, Y/N.’ He replied, staring at you quizzically.

It was girl’s night and Emily, JJ, Penelope and yourself headed out into the city. After an unforgivable amount of shots, you had ended up in some bar, too drunk to dance but definitely not ready to give up and go home.

‘Oh my god. I don’t even remember doing that.’ You laughed. ‘Come and sit down, Spence! Have a shot!’

Spencer put his head in his hands. ‘You’re so drunk, Y/N. I’m taking you hone anyway, because there is no goddamn way that you’re gonna make it by yourself.’

You opened your mouth to argue with him but you were suddenly pushed off your seat by Emily, right into Spencer’s arms.

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Prompt List

If you want to request a prompt, submit the prompts (1-3) and character. It can be as random as you’d like.

1.    “Here, let me see.”

2.    “Don’t look down.”

3.    “Will you just hold still?”

4.    “This isn’t about you!”

5.    “What’s that behind your back?”

6.    “There’s a leaf in your hair.”

7.    “i think i twisted my ankle.”

8.    “Why are you giving me such a hard time about this?”

9.    “Of course you’d believe that.”

10.  “Shhh! they’ll hear us!”

11.  “It doesn’t look like you’ll need stitches.”

12.  “Remember when you used to care?”

13.  “Why didn’t you text me back?”

14.  “Will you just tell me the truth?”

15.  “You’re too damn cute.”

16.  “Why are you laughing?”

17.  “This will only take a second.”

18.  “You think you could do better?”

19.  “Isn’t this a gorgeous view?”

20.  “You call that music?”

21.  “You can’t have it both ways.”

22.  “We go on three.”

23.  “I’m not bothering you, am I?”

24.  “I didn’t know you could do that!”

25.  “I forgot you used to like this stuff!”

26.  “I just want to help you.”

27.  “Don’t worry about it.”

28.  “Come on, it wasn’t that bad.”

29.  “Don’t move.”

30.  “We’re running low on time here.”

31.  “Anything but that!”

32.  “Or else what?”

33.  “Stay with me.”

34.  “I came to kick ass and chew gum, and I’m all out of gum.”

35.  “Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.”

36.  “You’re an idiot.”

37.  “This should be… interesting.”

38.  “Don’t judge me!”

39.  “Have I ever told you I like you?”

40.  “I was bored.”

41.  “When’s the last time you said ‘I love you’?”

42.  “… Ignore that explosion.”

43.  “Agree to disagree.”

44.  “That was awesome! and disgusting!”

45.  “Don’t make me regret saving you.”

46.  “Care to prove me wrong?”

47.  “Are you… are you flirting with me?”

48.  “After we beat up some thugs, how about dinner?”

49.  “You’re a horrible cook.”

50.  No, your other left.”

51.  “Since when did you get ideas?”

52.  “Do you even know what that is?”

53.  “I’m proud of you. I’m proud of us.”

54.  “Don’t lie to me.”

55.  “Can you at least pretend to take this seriously?”

56.  “Don’t laugh. I said don’t laugh!”

57.  “I didn’t know you could do that!”

58.  “I gave you my heart.”

59.  “I trusted you.”

60.  “Don’t tempt me.”

61.  “Am I supposed to be impressed?”

62.  “… Well, this is awkward.”

63.  “I’m going to kiss you now.”

64.  “I need a hug.”

65.  “That’s… not healthy.”

66.  “Are you… in love with me?”

67.  “You put the ass in assassin.”

68.  “I miss you already.”

69.  “How did you get in here?!”

70.  “I think we should have a sleepover.”

71.  “I did not sign up for this!”

72.  “When did you get so badass?”

73.  “I’m having a bad day.”

74.  “Calm down.”

75.  “I’m not crying, my eyes are sweating.”

76.  “Was that… sarcasm?”

77.  “Can I kick your ass now?”

78.  “Why are you still awake? It’s 3 in the morning.”

79.  “There’s no such thing as too much cheese.”

80.  “Shut up before I punch you.”

81.  “That was… nice.”

82.  “Did you get stuck again?”

83.  “Are you always like this?”

84.  “There’s more where that came from.”

85.  “I am not dying today!”

86. “I did a pregnancy test.”

87. “I didn’t ask for any of this!”

88. "I didn’t know you could cook.” “Oh, trust me I can’t.”

89. "I didn’t know you could sing.”

90. "I didn’t know you were so competitive.”

91. "I didn’t realize I needed your permission.”

92. "I didn’t think it was even possible for you to be so intelligent.”

93. "I don’t care what he said, it doesn’t mean jack squat.”

94. "I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”

95. “I don’t know why I’m crying.”

96. “I don’t snore, do I?” “Like a chainsaw.”

97. “I don’t want to have a baby.”

98. “I don’t want to hurt you.”

99. “I don’t want to let you down.”

100. “I got you a present.”

101. “I guess I was wrong about you. you’re not so bad after all.”

102. “I had a nightmare about you and just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”

103. “I had to see you again.”

104. “I hate you!” “No you don’t.”

105. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”

106. “I just need you to do this one thing for me.”

107. “I just really need to have you here right now.”

108. “I just want this.”

109. “I just want to be alone right now.”

110. “I just wanted you to know that when I picture myself happy… it’s with you.”

111. “I know, but… I love him. you can’t give up on a person you love.”

112. "I know, but he’s your partner for this.”

113. “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it”

114. “I love you.” “I know.”

115. “I love you. I’ve loved you since the moment I first laid eyes on you and – oh, screw it!”

116. “I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

117. “I love you for you, don’t you dare think otherwise!”

118. “I love you more than anything in this world… which is why you have to stay here.”

119. “I love you, you asshole.”

120. “I made a mistake.”

121. “I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”

122. “I may despise you with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”

123. “I may have… ripped my pants.”

124. “I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”

125. “I need you to forgive me.”

126. “I never believed in soulmates until I met you.”

127. “I never learned how to whistle.”

128. “I never meant for anyone to get hurt!”

129. “I saw you staring at each other, i just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”

130. "I see the way you look at me when you think i’m not looking.”

131. “I swear if you weren’t so attractive, I’d have punched you in the face nine times by now.”

132. “I swear it was an accident.”

133. “I swear it was like that when I found it!”

134. “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”

135. "I think I’m in love with you and that scares me to death.”

136. “Please forgive me, but I actually thought you cared”

137. “Go to hell”

138. “Fuck You”

139. “Fuck off”

140. “Fuck me”

141. “Fuck”

142. “I’m so happy I could kiss you”

143. “What do you want for dinner?”

144. “Forever?” … “Forever!”

145. “Sorry I’m late”

146. “God, I hate you”

147. “I’m so sorry…”

148. “Is this decaf?”

149. “You’re killing me”

150. “Why me?”

151. “Stop it!”

152. “Don’t you dare!”

153. “I swear I can see the devil in your eyes”

154. “Truth or Dare?”

155. “Do you trust me?” … “Always”

156. “Don’t you trust me?”

157. “What? Didn’t see that coming?”

158. “Where are you?”

159. “Please come home safe…”

160. “I can’t lose you”

161. “Not again…”

162. “I love you”

163. “Talk dirty to me”

164. “Take it out on me…”

165. “What happened?”

166. “Have you been crying?”

167. “I always know”

168. “It’s midnight, what do you want?”

169. “Kiss me”

170. “Call me”

171. “Son of a bitch”

172. “How are you?”

173. “It’s been years, how are you?”

174. “Where have you been?”

175. “She/he will come back”

176. “I swear”

177. “You don’t need to be demanding”

178. “I need a strong drink and some pain killers”

179. “This is the end, isn’t it?”

180. “Go to hell”

181. “Baby..”

182. “I miss you”

183. “See you at home” -

184. “You, me, bed now”

185. “That’s Greek to me”

186. “Care to explain?”

187. “You’re so cute”

188. “You’re adorable”

189. “For the love of god”

190. “We can never catch a break can we?”

191. “Now where’s the fun in that?”

192. “Do me a favor? Stand back.”

193. “Stand down”

194. “Hold me”

195. “I guess that makes us sinners, huh?”

196. “You better hope my mom doesn’t find out”

197. “Where are we?”

198. “Did you even look at a map?”

199. “Cry me a river”

200. “Is that blood?”

Mini Angsty Romance Starters
  • “You’re so stupid and stubborn that you can’t see what’s right in front of you!”
  • “I’m in love with you. I’ve always been in love with you. Ever since I saw you.”
  • “You can’t do that. You can’t just take my heart and then say you’re going to leave with it.”
  • “We’re connected to one another by this invisible thread and I never want to sever it.”
  • “I would rather live in a wasteland of fire and unbearable heat then without ever seeing you again.”
  • “I’m brash, I’m emotional, I’m an idiot, but I like you. A lot.”
  • “If you can please just accept all my flaws and let me love you then we can be together.”
  • “Don’t ever hide your scars. They’re what makes you beautiful/ handsome.”
  • “I was ruined by a man/woman I loved once, until I found you.”
  • “Please don’t ever leave me again…I can’t deal with it. I need you in my arms always.”
  • “If you want to break up with me that’s fine. But at least have dinner with me one last time.”
  • “Accept all of me or leave me. It’s your choice.”
  • “You tell me when I’m and asshole and I tell you when you’re being mouthy. That’s how our relationship is!”
  • “Don’t leave me to bleed with an open wound, fill me up with your love and laughter.”
  • “If you leave me then you can take the [insert pet] but I’m taking your car keys so you can’t runaway again.”
  • “I’ll drag you back inside like a child, throw you over my shoulder, and tie you to the bed.”
  • “It’s not an obsession if I want to touch you, hold you, kiss you, and fuck you senseless.”
  • “I’ll never love again because you fucked me up so bad that I could never love anyone else as much as I love you.”
  • “Are you gonna push me against the wall and take me or are we going to continue this fake fight?”
  • “Don’t ever look at him/her again or I’ll burn all your clothes.”
  • “How can you say you thought about cheating on me?”
  • “Your lips keep moving but all I keep thinking about is how I wanna have sex with you.”
  • “That’s illegal in thirty nine states.”
  • “You’ve broken me, you’ve healed me, and you’ve done nothing but hurt me by going out with all those people. But now you’re mine. And I’ll never let you go or think about leaving me for anyone else.”
  • “You’re mine as much as I’m yours.”
  • “As long as we’re argued about these same damn issues we could’ve had make up sex already.”
  • “Less talking and more pulling my clothes off.”
  • “I could kiss you but I won’t.”
  • “I had a bouquet of flowers but I threw away each one that represented a fight we had.”
  • “Listen to what you’re saying. It doesn’t make sense. What does make sense is you and me in bed now.”
  • “Stop telling me what to act like and I’ll let you top tonight.”
  • “Be a man/woman and tell me how you really feel!”
  • “I know you’ve been in love with me since we met so just come on and say it already!”
  • “Don’t you like me, even just a little?”
  • “What’s the harm in having dinner with me? Dump the zero and get with a hero.”
  • “What do I have to do to get you to go out with me!”