You-said-tomorrow-yesterday

Spring Cleaning
  • You: Hey.
  • Yoongi: Mmm?
  • You: When are we spring cleaning?
  • We've been putting it off for... forever.
  • Yoongi: Tomorrow.
  • You: You said that... yesterday. And the day before, and the day before that. And the week before that.
  • Yoongi: And we will. Tomorrow.
  • You: Forget about it. I asked the kids to do it as their service experience.
  • You lazy ass.
  • Thank the lord for me.
  • Yoongi: You know me so well.
  • Thank you, lord, for giving me this wonderful person as the mother of my children.
  • You: Min Yoongi. 🙄
  • Yoongi: I'll see you home tonight.
  • You: Since you're not the one cleaning, I get to choose what we're throwing away.
  • Yoongi: No! No, no, no!
  • Jagi, you know I love you the most.
  • You: Yeah, I do.
  • But some of those Kumamons have to go.
  • Yoongi: No, not the Kumamons!
  • Y/N-ah, I'll do anything!
  • You: No.
  • Yoongi: Please?
  • You: Nope.
  • Yoongi: Fine.
  • But we're not cuddling today.
  • You: Okay.
  • Yoongi: No, jagi! I want to sleep together tonight! You're supposed to say that you're gonna let me keep my Kumamons.
  • Never mind! We're still sleeping on the bed together today.
  • You: As I expected.
  • Yoongi: You're so mean, Y/N.
  • Imma go to the studio now.
  • And write a song about how my wife bullies me.
  • Maybe let Taehyung rap it for Cypher Pt. 5.
Keep going. No matter what you do, no matter how many times you screw up and think to yourself “there’s no point to carry on”, no matter how many people tell you that you can’t do it - keep going. Don’t quit. Don’t quit because a month from now you will be that much closer to your goal than you are now. Yesterday you said tomorrow. Make today count.
—  via @wizdomly
  • Me: *in a crowd and can't find Shia Labeouf* this calls for drastic measures
  • Me: *uses hands as microphone* I can't do it!
  • Shia Labeouf: *from across the street* Do it, just do it! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow. So just do it! Make your dreams come true. Just do it. Some people dream of success, while you’re going to wake up and work hard at it. Nothing is impossible… you should get to the point where anyone else would quit and you’re not going to stop there. NO! What are you waiting for?! DO IT! JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT! If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up.
  • Me: there he is
Another MF Grahamscott (Warren/Nathan)

“Person C recites Shia LaBeouf’s “Just do it” to Person A in order to influence them to ask Person B out.”

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Warren was sitting at a picnic table, talking to Max again. Nathan had been really motivated to talk to him, but when he saw her, he suddenly tried to back out. Victoria was not having it, though.

“Nathan Prescott, you are not backing out now. Go get your man!”

Nathan attempted to back away slowly, but Victoria grabbed his wrist.

“Just, do it!” she whispered, and Nathan groaned.

“Victoria don’t-”

“Don’t let your dreams be dreams!” she was getting louder, and Nathan worried Warren would hear.

“Vic stop-”

“Yesterday, you said tomorrow!”

“Vi-”

“Just.. DO IT!”

“OKAY JESUS CHRIST!” Nathan walked over to Warren, and tapped his shoulder.

Warren turned around and saw Nathan there, staring at the ground, his face red.

“Um, I was wondering if you would,” he started twiddling his thumbs, “Uh, want to, go, out? Like, with me?” Nathan looked up nervously, to see Warren grinning.

“Absolutely! When?” Nathan’s eyes widened, surprised.

“Really? How about, um, tomorrow? At like, 7?” 

“It’s a date.”

3

Stuart: Where you goin’?
(Y/N): To the cinema.
Stuart: Again? You were yesterday.
Stiles: Yes, we watched this stupid movie (Y/N) wanted to see. Today we’re gonna watch the new Spiderman.
(Y/N): It wasn’t stupid!
Stuart: I thought we do something today.
(Y/N): Tomorrow, okay?
Stuart: You said that yesterday, too.
Stiles: Oh… marital crisis. I’m in the kitchen. Please don’t need me.
(Y/N): What’s wrong?
Stuart: Nothing…
(Y/N): Stuie…
Stuart: It’s just… Sometimes I have the feeling that you spend more time with Stiles than with me.
(Y/N): Are you jealous? Stiles is my best friend. It’s normal to spend so much time with him.
Stuart: I know… but more than with the own boyfriend?
You sigh and take his hands.
(Y/N): You don’t have to worry, okay? I love you, only you! He was my best friend before and he’ll ever be, you know that, but you are the boy I want to be with, I always wanted. Besides, he’s such a dork.
Stiles: Ey! I heard that!
Stuart: Mind your own frigging business!
You laugh before you kiss him.
(Y/N): I love you.
Stuart: I love you, too.
Stiles: And I love you both but I don’t want to miss the movie, so get a move on, pronto!
(Y/N)&Stuart: Dork!
Stiles: And Stu, don’t worry. I’m your brother, I’d never take your girlfriend.
Stuart: I know, sorry…

Requested

DO IT. JUST DO IT. don’t let your dreams be dreams. yesterday you said tomorrow so JUST DO IT. MAKE. YOUR DREAMS. COME TRUE. just. dooOO IT. some people dream of success, while you’re gonna wake up and work HARD at it. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. you should get to the point where anyone else would quit and YOU’RE NOT GONNA STOP THERE. NO. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DO IT. DOO IT. YES YOU CAN. JUST DO IT. if you’re tired of starting over... stop. giving. up.
exo during an interview

xiumin: *is highly educated and intelligent* 

reporter: anyway here’s exo’s eye candy xiumin 

suho: e-x-o we are one let’s love i am so tired

lay: i am not leaving exo

reporter: resident traitor zhang yixing [confirmed] to be leaving exo

baekhyun: *repeats something another member said but in a slightly higher voice*

chen: *drops a line of poetry and stares at suho for 25 to 65 minutes*

chanyeol: i like to play the drums i compose songs i am very tall i just bought new shoes i am going to dictate the entire interview by talking incessantly about myself and about me all the time always

kyungsoo: *holds microphone, smiles at the camera once, that’s it*

kai: *looks great and talks about dogs*

sehun: do it! just do it! don’t let your dreams be dreams! yesterday you said tomorrow so just do it! make your dreams come true! just do it! some people dream of success while you’re going to wake up and work hard at it! nothing is impossible–

The signs as dumb things I say in class

Aries: ”We had homework last night?”

Taurus: “How many days left of school are there?”

Gemini: ”I’ll see you all in therapy”

Pisces: “Will this be on the quiz?”

Cancer: “FEEL THE BERN!”

Virgo: “When’s this due?”

Scorpio: “It’s not called cartoons, it’s anime”

Capricorn: “Did I ask you?”

Leo: “Can I be excused the rest of my life?”

Libra: “Do you have an extra piece of gum”

Sagittarius: “How will knowing the unit circle help me become famous?”

Aquarius: “Yesterday you said tomorrow, just do it”