Today, I fucked up... by quoting the great Shia LaBeouf to my dad
So this actually happened yesterday. My dad is working on a project for one of his friends and asked me to come over Saturday to help him move it if he finished. He called me Saturday and told me he couldn’t get it done in time, so we agreed I would just help him when I came over on Sunday, since I usually have dinner at my parents then.
Well, I arrive Sunday a couple hours before dinner to help him out and he kind of softly tells me that he wasn’t able to finish the project. So I decided to pull inspiration from the one and only Shia Labeouf and give my dad some motivation. I start yelling ‘YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW. SO JUST DO ITTTTTT.’ I even did the awkward flexing and everything. My dad always stays up to date on crap like that so I was sure he knew what I was referencing.
My dad burst in to tears and I knew I had fucked up. Turns out my grandpa got some really terrible news about his health and was given a few months to live. My dad had been really preoccupied the last few months with my grandpa and this project so he had no idea what I was even doing…Needless to say, my mom’s yelling at me, my dad was crying and I was fumbling around like an idiot trying to show my dad a youtube video of Shia LaBeouf on my phone ……
reporter: resident traitor zhang yixing [confirmed] to be leaving exo
baekhyun: *repeats something another member said but in a slightly higher voice*
chen: *drops a line of poetry and stares at suho for 25 to 65 minutes*
chanyeol: i like to play the drums i compose songs i am very tall i just bought new shoes i am going to dictate the entire interview by talking incessantly about myself and about me all the time always
kyungsoo: *holds microphone, smiles at the camera once, that’s it*
kai: *looks great and talks about dogs*
sehun: do it! just do it! don’t let your dreams be dreams! yesterday you said tomorrow so just do it! make your dreams come true! just do it! some people dream of success while you’re going to wake up and work hard at it! nothing is impossible–
Mark:*loses Jack in a crowd* dog dammit not again.
Mark:*cups hands around mouth* DO IT-
Jack:JUST DO IT. DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS. YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW SO JUST DO IT! MAKE! YOUR DREAMS! COME TRUE! JUST DO IT. SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF SUCCESS WHILE YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP AND WORK HARD AT IT. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. You should get to the point where anyone else would quit and YOURE NOT GONNA STOP THERE. NO! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! DO IT! JUST... DO IT! YES YOU CAN. If you're tired of starting over, stop. giving. up.