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Dave is getting help from Karkat

TG:.. fuck that anon was right dude
TG:.. maybe we should just come out with it 
TG: i dont know.. sleep on it ..with me

CG: DAVE, THAT FUCKING ANON WASN’T RIGHT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT. YOU’RE THE STRONGEST PERSON I’VE EVER MET. AND WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER.

CG; WE CAN GET THIS ALL OUT IF YOU WANT TO. 

CG: AND OF COURSE I’LL STAY WITH YOU.

CG; NOW, LETS GET TO BED.

tofixtheshadows replied to your post “Scott and Stiles fighting over blankets in their shared bed. Scott and…”

This is completely unrealistic Anne stop this slander. They’d just get in the shower together and grind against each other.

“Stiles come on, if we shower together we’re just going to get dirty again!” 

“DUH, DUDE. Then we’ll just shower again.”

“I just don’t want to smell like jizz when my mom gets home, man.”

“Should have thought about that before you met me.”

anonymous asked:

Advice: I'm a white girl and I want to marry a desi boy. How do I make his mommy approve? I wear hijab if that helps.

Its not likely that his mom will approve. I know desi moms. They have an image in their head. You’ll never fit. Its hard enough for a desi girl to fit that image. In her mind you tricked her helpless son and trapped him (especially cuz of the way you met which was anything but arranged). Your best option is to tell your dude to grow up and just marry you. They can usually convince their dads and moms eventually come to terms with it. I’ve seen it multiple times. Moms do come to terms with it eventually. There is no smooth way to do this.

There was a time when if a son did something like that then his father would never talk to him again. Those days are pretty much long gone.

Here’s hoping your boy is Pakistani and not India (Indian families are less accepting).

Serious Question

How do you slide into someones DMs without coming across as “thirsty”? My future boo and I haven’t officially met (lols), but we follow each other on Instagram and I really want to get to know him. However, now days whenever you show interest in someone ‘you’re thirsty’ or ‘push’n up’. And it’s not even like that at all. Dude just seem hella chill and I’m trying to see whats what. How do you do that?

read from bottom up obv

but yeah im only abt to work on ep 3 but this show is kind of lacking… most of the men on this show are really not great people or people i would think about dating…

I didn’t get a real feeling of how super passive joonjae is when it comes to takuya until i watched this. you JUST met and within 12 hours, you’re wearing each other’s clothes? this dude you just met can burst into your bedroom right before u start beatin off to tell u how bored he is and TOUCHES UR TISSUES. HE DOESN’T KNOW IF U’VE USED THEM YET BUT THEY’RE IN HIS HANDS.

outrageous.

So tonight my best friend and I went to buy cigarettes and drinks at this gas station near my house and the guy working there goes “long time no see! It’s been..six months?” And so we’re like “oh cool he remembers us” and chat with him about college until he says “I remember one night you guys were trying to get in but the store was closed” and we laughed uncertainly until he says “you were drunk”, at which point we both look at each other, realizing what he was talking about

Somehow this dude not only remembered us, out of the million people that come into that gas station–and we didn’t even go there that often–but also remembered that night, which was last summer and we’d just come from stereo live with a group of people we’d met that night and were heading to one guy’s apartment but they wanted to buy rillos and they were the ones trying to get in, not us, and we weren’t drunk, we were on molly.

Basically very awkward and embarrassing for us, but at least he didn’t card us, which is always nice.

One of the benefits of being in school, of whichever level, is it is generally so much easier to make friends.

I’m no longer in school and just - I’m still fuzzy on how to make friends out in the “adult world.” 

I’ve come across peeps that are pretty freakin’ cool, but they’ve come and gone because I don’t have the courage to say, “Hey, I think you’re pretty cool and I think we should keep in contact.” *waves hand* Or something potentially more smooth that that, I’m not sure. 

Today for instance. Met a cool dude at the gym I go to, who happens to be in school to learn how to be a fitness instructor. Kudos to him for starters. But anyhoodles. We talked a bit, he taught me some pointers, seemed to find me funny even with my slightly awkward ways. We had good bro vibes going, ya know. 

I’ve seen him a few times before at the gym, this was just the first time a conversation happened. 
With the good bro vibes in mind, how would I not awkwardly say next time, “Hey, you’re pretty cool and maybe you might like Marvel or literature or something. We should talk about that.” 

????

What I’m saying is, making friends is hard and takes courage. *sighs*

What do you do when a cool guy from one of the most wonderful groups of people you’ve ever met decides to be smitten with you? But you’ve only met once? But he’s still a BABE. and he wants to fly you to Kansas so that you can hang out with him and his friends again? LIKE THERE IS SO MUCH STRANGER DANGER. Like dude I don’t wanna tell you that I’m scared of like being kidnapped by you but like,,,,,you can’t just meet a girl once and then try to buy her a plane tickets to come see you. That looks WEIRD. weird.

anonymous asked:

I recently met a guy, I like him. We haven't met in person yet just by messages! The problem is we stopped talking and I don't know how to start the conversation have you any ideas ?

sorry I’m a bit confused
How did you meet him..?
Tinder? Happn?
How long did you two talk?
I’m sorry it’s just that this situation is pretty unusual to me! I have a friend who met a dude on the Internet and they’ve talked for months, and nowadays they even Skype - so what I think she’d say is “message him! Say something” but what I would say is “please be careful with who you talk on the Internet” I’m very grandma when it comes to these things

But music is always a good topic to me (and it’s also essential that he has a good music taste)

lunarhythms asked:

I met karl sanders when I was wasted and I was like "dude I have no words just give me a hug" and he was like "dude chill out im all sweaty" and I was like "dude I don't care come on" and we hugged and he was very sweaty

Were you moist

I’M WATCHING THE BACHELORETTE FOR THE FIRST TIME & I SERIOUSLY CAN’T HANDLE THIS REALITY TV GOLD.

Like 50% of the men: “I have a 3-year-old son and–” WHY ARE YOU ALL HERE FILMING REALITY TV INSTEAD OF AT HOME CARING FOR YOUR YOUNG CHILDREN? 

“Boo hoo hoo. I made a real connection with these guys. My future husband is in this room.” BITCH YOU JUST MET THEM. CALM DOWN. 

*Everyone freaks out because the Bachelorette told a “dirty” joke, like, once.* WHAT YEAR ARE WE IN WHERE A “PLOW MY FIELD” DOUBLE ENTENDRE IS STILL RISQUE? 

*They immediately send home the naked drunk dude.* NOOOO! HE IS WHAT GOOD TV IS MADE OF KEEP HIM AROUND. SEND HOME ONE OF THE 5 WEIRDO YOGI HOLISTIC HEALERS, THEY ARE BORING AS FUCK & NONE OF THEM PROBABLY HAVE BLACK CARDS. 


AND COMING UP LATER IN THE SEASON:

“Sob sob sob. I ‘accidentally’ made out with/fucked one of them.” YOU PUT ME IN A HOUSE FULL OF MEN WHO ARE THERE TO FUCK ME I’M GONNA SUCK SO MUCH DICK LET’S GO.

“It’s like you’re just here to make out with all these men on TV.” YES. AND???????????

Things Come in Threes

Today did not go quite as planned. After a night of tossing & turning, my less-than-stellar performance in the pool bummed me out, coming hard on the heels of such a good race last Sunday. Coach reminded me that wetsuit + salt water = speedy mc swimmer. But still.

Then the “let’s have a drink” guy started ranting-via text, no less!- about food and food choices and declaring I would live longer if I just gave up dairy, it’s ruining my life, didn’t I see that?! Dude-we haven’t even MET yet; please, stop the food shaming. So, that date didn’t come to fruition. I don’t care how attractive and fit you are, or that your Australian accent is dreamy. That drink is not happening.

So, knowing that things come in threes, it should not have surprised me when the boss told me that he is eliminating my position. In one month. But can I please stay and wrap things up? Cuz he will only give me severence if I stay.

Slow. Single. Unemployed.
Crap.

So, today. We were at a hostel in Detroit with a bunch of people from other countries. We were playing a game that turned out to be really lame and everyone else was juggling a soccer ball. My back was turned to the players of the soccer juggling fun so I didn’t see the ball coming at me. It hit me in the back. A little annoying, but nbd. Then this dude…I have never met him, talked to him, been introduced to him…comes up to me and starts just RUBBING my back. Aggressively caressing is probably a more accurate description. He was apologizing for hitting me with the ball but all I could focus on was his hand sliding up and down my back, way too close to my booty. I started silently panicking and had to remove myself from the situation.
Why are you touching me? Especially so familiarly?
Why.

So today, I was sitting in Dilworth park, near city hall in Philadelphia, and a guy came up to me and asked for my name. I shook his hand and then he noticed that I had fake eye lashes on and said “oh I don’t really like girls who wears fake eye lashes, this isn’t going to work” … Yeah because I wore fake eye lashes to try and impress him, a stranger that I just met. I knew he was going to come to me so I tried to dress really nice for his sake … DUDE, GTFOH. We girls do not dress up to try and impress strangers. We don’t know you nor care about your opinions. Bye boys.

I don’t get it. Like why would you try to talk to me when you’re well aware of the fact that I’m seeing your friend????

I met this dude through his friend that I’m involved with and he eventually asked me out and I was like no sorry I’m clearly involved with your friend. After I shut him down he stopped hitting me up. Now here he comes out of the blue like “when are you going home? we should go out sometime”
???????no???????

Y'all clearly aren’t friends for real or you just ain’t shit.

K so I realized I was bi like a few months ago (or finally accepted it really) and like what the fuck. how in the hell do straight dudes/lesbians/other bis do this shit? How am i suppose to just TELL if a woman is interested or just wants to be friends or is even into other girls? like fuucckk ive been trying to find a girlfriend at college but i legitimately don’t know how to tell if a girl is interesting. like whhhaatt i can usually tell if a dude is into me but apparently my sense is off when it comes to girls. do other bi/pan/whatev people have this problem?? like you can figure out one gender but not the other? like fuck how does that work? i consider myself a woman, how can i not figure out other women? i have plenty of girls who are my friends, how can i not tell if anyone’s interested? HAVE I EVEN MET A FUCKING LESBIAN?!? i just don’t even know anymore. i’m so fuckin sexually frustrated i’m just gonna date another guy cause i dont see a girlfriend in my future anytime soon :/

Lmao I mean how desperate can people on this site be? They are ready to come over and “make out” that very day they met you. Like dude what if I have std you just going to take it like that?