You're-Fired

The history of besieged Presidencies is the history of hubris, of blindness to one’s faults, of deafness to the warnings.

His approval rating is 40%—the lowest of any newly elected President.

Recently, the ranking Democrat on the Intelligence Committee privately told friends that he puts the odds at two to one against him completing a full term.

Could Donald Trump really get fired from the Presidency? (Yes)

Read Evan Osnos’s investigation on the realistic prospects of it happening.

The most notable firings and resignations in the Trump administration.

  1. Anthony Scaramucci  — (fired) 10 days
  2. Reince Priebus  — (resigned) 189 days
  3. Derek Harvey  — (fired) 186 days
  4. Michael Short  — (resigned) 186 days
  5. Sean Spicer  — (resigned) 182 days
  6. Walter Shaub — (resigned) 180 days
  7. Robert Iger — (resigned) 133 days ** Advisor
  8. Elon Musk — (resigned) 132 days ** Advisor
  9. K.T. McFarland — (reassigned) 117 days
  10. James B. Comey Jr. — (fired) 109 days
  11. Angella Reid — (fired) 105 days
  12. Mike Dubke — (resigned) 85 days
  13. Katie Walsh — (resigned) 69 days
  14. Craig Deare — (fired) 26 days
  15. Mike Flynn — (resigned) 22 days
  16. Sally Yates — (fired) 10 days

The LA Times is keeping their page up-to-date 😄

  • pornhub boss: hey what quirky thing should we do next? people love our sex education and whacky antics! :)
  • pornhub employee: maybe we could actually have our actions reflect our words and remove all the harmful porn on our site and try to make the industry a better place instead of a misogynistic hell hole
  • pornhub boss: you're fucking fired
Kara Gets Fired Again
  • Lena: *floods her office with flowers* *hosts an event that celebrates SG and makes a fucking statue* *decidedly makes time to go out on small dates with Kara despite hectic schedule* *risks her LIFE EVERY DAMN TIME*
  • Cat: *looks expectantly at Kara*
  • Kara: you can say we're good friends
  • Cat:
  • Kara: ..besties?
  • Cat: you're fired get out of my office
  • Morrison: I'm firing you.
  • Reyes: You can't fire me. You're acting commander. Not yet strike commander. So you have no firing powers.
  • Morrison: Don't make me pre-fire you.
  • Reyes: You wouldn't dare.
  • Morrison: Watch this. You're pre-fired. And when I'm promoted, you'll be full fired.
  • Reyes: IF you're promoted, and IF you haven't fallen in love with me by then.
  • Morrison: What?
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