I have a story okay because my life has officially changed today so today was the first day in like 3 weeks that hasn’t been raining absolute dicks and everything was sunny and lovely so I convinced my dad into driving us all out for ice cream and we got our ice creams and went up to this hill that drops off by the ocean

and there were these paragliders just all over the fucking place, like they probably haven’t been out flying for weeks with all this bad weather so they were just having a blast, one guy was swooping low and bouncing off benches and poles it was great

I said to my mum ‘omg do u think they’d let me join in if I asked nicely’ and my mum was like 'heeeeells nah’

fast forward ten minutes later, a guy walks over with a clipboard and is like 'so do any of u wanna go paragliding rn’

and I was like ’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

and my parents were like 'we still owe u that hangliding trip we promised for ur 21st so we’ll shout for this instead’ and they dropped $250 on the spot to make my actual dreams come true this wonderful random Sunday afternoon

and I got to fucking fly today and I’d forgotten what it felt like to not feel depressed until I was floating over the fucking beach in a fucking paraglider and it was FUCKING AMAZING

after like the most stressful months of my life I, right at this very second, feel almost like I did before I had depression like I feel so good and relaxed because there is honestly no other experience quite like floating way up in the air with no sounds but the wind and you can’t tell how fast ur going and everything seems to so far away and it’s all just peaceful and relaxing and beautiful and there is just nothing but air around you from every angle

I need this in my life I will not fucking rest in this world until I make a hobby out of fucking flying you can bet ur ass I’m gonna go the fuck back up there any chance I get, I’ve dreamed of flying for my entire life and now I’ve done it and I want MORE MOTHERFUCKERS I’M HOOKED

  • alec: *takes a deep breath*
  • alec: jace is my pa-
  • anyone who has spent five seconds around alec ever: yes, he's your parabatai, we know, he is your brother, the para to your batai, you are indeed parabatai, you are the most parabatai, we KNOW, you are parabatai you're fucking parabatai ok we know, we get it, YOU ARE PARABATAI. WE GET IT.

Yes. Yes, he did that again.

My babies have reconciled. They’re getting in touch. They’re making me g i d d y.

It’s last year, all over again for me. *them feltson feels* Watch as I go back to Feltson VMs on YouTube.

Watch as I die in peace…

So I go to a catholic university, and last night at approximately 11:30 at night I was chilling with some of my friends in the student center after we had seen Beauty and the Beast and had a little liquor. As it happens, one of the priests spotted us and came over. These are some highlights of what happened: 

  • “Oh did you guys go to the freshman dance that was tonight?” *all of us are wearing jeans and sweatshirts*
  • “Wow, it sounds like you all know what you are doing after college! But you know, if that doesn’t work out you guys could always come back and be nuns! ;)”  “Actually I’m Jewish.”
  • “I figured out I wanted to be a priest my like, junior year of college. I came back and was on this religious kick and was fasting which was sort of an awful idea. My mom asked me to come down for dinner, and I refused. That was my first mistake.”
  • “Actually my mom didn’t go see me do my first vows-the test run for three years one not the ‘I’m a priest for the rest of my days’ one.” “Why not?” “Because she’s an atheist and thought I was being an idiot.”  
  • “My little brother’s a really great guy, 29 years old, a bachelor, well employed-do you want to see a picture?” “pulls out an iphone 7 and pulls up facebook*
  • *the friar swings his scarf* *hits himself in the face*
  •  “I keep telling him he needs to put the effort he puts in his career into love because a family is how one finds their purpose.” “Has he tried online dating?” “I don’t think he understands the concept of dating.” 
  • “You see I think that you can try to push your brother, but at the end of the day, love is something you have to want and go after. But I’m sure he appreciates what you are doing for him.” “HE DOESN’T, BUT THANK YOU THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL HIM”
  • “I actually run the class that is baptizing three students tomorrow night.” “I’m sorry man, but I have to be upfront I’m not a single bit interested.” 
  • “What is your take on this dilemma?” “I’m sorry sir, we’re millennials, all we do is suffer for other people’s sins.” 
  • “Feel free to come to mass at 7 PM tomorrow! It’ll be a great experience.” “I’ve been to two masses.” “Oh really? How was it?” “I accidentally ate one of the crackers…no one told me I couldn’t.” “…since you aren’t catholic I can’t technically hear your confession, but woah, sorry that no one told you.” “No, I mean, I wasn’t confessing I’ve just always wanted to tell a priest that.”