I haven’t posted any pictures of myself in a very very long time so I just wanted to say hello, hi everyone I’m doing ok thank you. Here’s a picture of me in the car. Here’s a picture of drunk me on my 21st birthday posing in a really classy bathroom. And here’s a picture of me after quitting the worst job I’ve ever had.
Still in OKC, still with my boy friend Berto, I’m back at a job I love and am much happier. Im moving into a new rent house in this adorable historic neighborhood in central OKC. I’m so pumped, things are looking good. I miss my Arkansas people a ton, but I feel like I’m finally getting kind of established here now, and I love it.
so i decided that after wallowing in my own self hatred for a while and having one of my monthly phases where i’m just displeased with everything about myself i’d get ‘fit’ (the term 'fit’ should be used loosely lmao) so i looked around on tumblr and instagram etc. then fOUND THIS WEBSITE THAT MADE WORKOUTS BASED ON FRANCHISES AND I WAS LIKE FUCK YES so basically i’m gonna share that with you for no reason what so ever lol
monday: assassin’s creed (i love evie frye so much it’s unexplainable)
tuesday: avengers (because who doesn’t want to be like black widow?)
wednesday: jedi (ignore the notification at the top lmao)
thursday: the hunger games (team gale)
saturday: croft (because why not?)
sunday: rest day!! take a bath or something, relax your muscles!
if you want a challenge: take the assassin’s creed thirty day challenge! — stay hydrated and eat as well as possible, don’t mess up your hard work by binging on sunday (:
In this fic recs I recommend you all the wonderful and precious underrated fics that I‘ve read so far on AO3. I was tired of all those fic recs in which are recommended always the same popular fics, so I’ve done this :D!
All those beautiful fics are completed and the possible trigger warnings are tagged!
FBI Agent!Eren x Gangster!Levi |E| 30/30 | Warning for Past Suicide Attempt
FBI Agent Eren Jaeger goes undercover into The Legion, a notorious group running drugs through the city of New Orleans, to avenge the death of his best friend and partner. How will his life change when he realizes that sometimes things aren’t always as black and white as they seem?
Babysitter!Eren x Parent!Levi |E| 11/11 | No Trigger Warnings
Single father Levi is left scrambling to find an after school daycare for his daughter, Mikasa, when his regular babysitter announces that her husband’s job is being relocated. The only problem - they’re all far more expensive than he can afford.
The solution to his dilemma comes in the form of a college student, Eren, who will do it for a fraction of the cost - as long as Levi will save him from a steady diet of ramen and pop-tarts by feeding him dinner every night before he leaves.
Highschool AU/Soccer Player!Eren x Judoka!Levi |T| 19/19 | No Trigger Warnings
How could Levi have known that that dorky freshman he had rejected one year ago could turn into a ridiculously attractive soccer player? He wants those stupid big bright eyes and that wide smile that’s sweeter than crystallized sugar and that glorious butt that he saw when the object of his affections decided to reject him and run away but hey, Levi Ackerman does not give up. He doesn’t lose either.
An intimidating dorky senior chases a passionately dorky sophomore. It’s high school.
Noisy neighbors, nursling dinosaurs, satanic box cutters, shitty convenience store management, the word ‘fuck’, hereditary (but not really) homosexuality, beer and ramen, pennies, truckstops, strippers, closets, semi-public defacing, rings, house parties, “recreational” drug use, accidental rendezvous, toxic stew (don’t eat the stew), nice abs, housewives–batteries not included, over-educational movie sessions, copious domesticity, kittens named after landlords, a shit joke at participating locations, and many, many happy endings. A modern AU in which Eren moves into the apartment directly above Levi’s.
Highschool AU/Football AU/Quarterback!Eren x Marching Band!Levi |E| 10/10 | Warning for Homophobic language
I sighed and jogged my sorry ass back to the locker room. That’s what I get for rushing. Karma strikes again. I pushed the door open and turned the corner and froze. Reiner was in the locker room. Missing some clothes, sporting a serious boner, and making out with another guy. Well shit.
Tattoo Artist! Eren x Florist!Levi |E| 11/11 | Warning for Talk Of Sexual And Emotional Abuse
Levi owns the Petal Wings flower shop and enjoys it as well as he can. At least until the new tattoo shop next door starts blasting music and irritating his work flow. He decides to take it upon himself to tell the shitty owner to turn it down. But there are just a few things standing in his way….
Mouline Rouge Settings/Prostitute!Eren x Painter!Levi |E| 16/16 | No Trigger Warnings
How can a romanticist’s heart escape the cruel realism that tears apart every emotion one can develop upon meeting their other half? Will it be able to remain ignorant of certain aspects of reality in order to create a world of self-perception? Or will it face the brutality of fate that defies the logic of that pure heart, guided by color of nature - green, that sees through the very walls of self-defense, destroying them with it’s shining warmth and exposing it’s very soul to world’s beautiful feeling - Love.
Tattoo Parlor AU/ College Student!Eren x Tattoo Artist!Levi |T| 33/33 | No Trigger Warnings
Mistakes happen. A slip of the tongue, a broken glass in the dishwasher, or an embarrassing typo in the middle of a text message. They’re small hindrances to everyday life, yet they can all be fixed by either an apology, a dust pan, or an asterisk. There is one thing – and only one – however, that Levi has never considered to be a mistake, and that is a tattoo. It’s not because he’s been a tattoo artist for over a decade, and it’s not because he’s owned his own tattoo shop for half of that. It’s because he’s a man who lives by the past and believes in its importance. So, why? Why erase something that, at one point in time, you wanted to be a part of your body forever?
The story is set in an AU world where Eren was only a child when the humanity won against Titans. When he’s fifteen, he meets Levi, humanity’s introverted hero, who is not exactly the kind of person people believe he is.
Police AU/Vigilante!Eren x Detective!Levi |E| 19/19 | Warnings for
Graphic Depictions Of Violence and Minor Character Death
Levi is a rare thing; a man of honour in a city eternally selling its soul. They gave him a gun and a badge, and he walks the cruel and indifferent streets of Southport doing what he can for the forgotten ideal of justice. Someone else in Southport has an interest in justice as well, and he leaves a bloody trail of corpses in his wake as he tears through the city’s underworld.
Levi’s duty is to hunt him down, whether he is an avenging angel, a monster, or something slightly more complicated than either.
Modern Settings |M| 10/10 | Warning for Major Character Death
In 1996, my boyfriend Eren Jaeger was abducted. In 2014, he suddenly reappeared. Only, he’s still sixteen and what’s more, he doesn’t remember anything that happened to him during his disappearance. This is a story about first loves, humanity, and maybe-alien boyfriends.
Modern Settings/Dreamwalker!Eren |E| 24/24 | No Trigger Warnings
Eren dreamwalks in his sleep and invades people’s dreams by accident. He usually can avoid alerting the dreamer of his presence, but one day he’s caught by a mysterious man whose touch feels like fire. However, the man only thinks of Eren as a figment of his imagination.
Military AU/Deliquent!Eren x Captain!Levi |E| 21/21 | Warnings for Graphic, Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Levi is a military Captain with the US Marine Corps in charge of a very small, elite reconnaissance force responsible for surveying enemy territory before the military formally makes its move. Eren is a rebellious trouble maker who shuffles in and out of lock-up until his twenty-first birthday when the judge offers him a choice between military service or prison time. Little does he know that his decision, and the unapproachable captain he’s stuck with, will change his life.
And that’s it!
If you guys want to recommend some more, please do it! I’d love to have some new fic recs ;3
Your first kiss together would be a spur of the moment thing, where Kurt just couldn’t hold it any longer, cupping your cheeks in his hands and pressing his lips to yours in a rather, and surprisingly, dominant fashion.
Whenever the two of you hug, it usually starts with his tail snuging around your waist, pulling you closer before his arms wrap around you.
Kurt trying to hold your hand, but being self-conscious because he only has three fingers on each hand. You tell him that you love it, and work around it to secure the most comfortable hand holding position.
A lot of stumbling over words. Kurt has to process his words before speaking, because German is his first language.
Him speaking German to you, knowing you don’t understand, but it’s usually things he’s too shy to say otherwise.
Learning bits of German so you can understand what he says.
Him teaching you how to speak German, though you know you’re not very good at it.
Going to bookstores with him, and trying to understand as he jumps from one section to another, explaining the differences between genres. He speaks fast though, so you don’t catch everything.
Watching him sit in the middle of a bookstore simply because he loves the smell of books.
Listening to him read you passages from his favorite novels, or from the bible on a late Sunday afternoon, your head leaning against his arm.
Spontaneous dates where he decides to take you somewhere special. (Usually a spot of serenity and peace, away from the hustle and bustle of the school).
Being afraid the first time he transports the two of you somewhere. You’re holding onto him for what seems like dear life, he wraps his arms around you, along with his tail, and before you know it. POOF.
Kurt asking your permission to do something before proceeding. Happens when he’s about to touch you before going ahead and doing it. Like, if he’s about to dive in for a hug, he’ll ask you, “Is it okay to do this?” And your answer is typically pulling him towards you.
Sitting on the couch in front of the T.V, his head in your lap as you brush your fingers through his hair. This is something he loves, and has been known to purr and curl up against you while this happens.
Reassuring him that he’s beautiful, and always has been to you, no matter how much he may digress against you.
Kurt getting territorial with you, especially when he senses someone staring at you for longer than he thinks is needed.
Tends to get animalistic and will glare, snarl and growl at whoever is looking/implying anything ill towards you.
Hearing him say ‘I love you’ for the first time, and he’s actually surprised because he found the person he wants to love for the rest of his life.