YOU-GUYSSS

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With cheeks glowing a bright blue, Night held Day’s hand tighter and said yes.

Day continued sending Night roses, and Night kept on returning them to Day every morning. but what’s different this time is Yuuri knowing full well what Viktor’s intentions are.

The End


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Depression + Clinginess = Loyalty (a Space Australia post)

OkayokayokayokayokaySO

Lots of posts go around like “what if humans were the ‘F*** THE POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND’ ones?” or “what if humans were the ‘according to subset A of division 42 of blahblahblah’ ones?”

but what about the clingy depressed (and in this case, religious) ones? :D

“I do not understand, Human IssMaggie, why are you not joining your other crewmates in the celebration of your first awakening?”

“HuhwhAH…oh…yamean mah bertday…”

“Human IssMaggie, are you intoxicated?” *by this point just giving up on getting the humans to stop drinking and just worried about the state of Maggie’s mind*

“wussitooya?”

“…oh my stars you are. Why do you put yourself through mourning rituals on a celebration day?”

“…yanno i lurb you guysss…y'all’re mah…bessfrens…”

“*alien version of a sigh* I shall take you back to your quarters, IssMaggie.”

“…grea'er lurb hashbrown…nobody…then to gib their life…fer their frens…yanno what I mean?”

Then later, when the ship is facing peril:

“HEY PLAXARIAN SCUMHOLES! HEEEEEEEEEERE’S MAGGIE!!!”

*internally* “HUMAN ISSMAGGIE YOU HAVE NO WEAPONRY ON YOU THEY CONFISCATED THEM REMEMBER?!”

*human issmaggie proceeds to get badly injured, but it was worth it to get that last punch in to take down the plaxarian leader*

“HUMAN ISSMAGGIE OH MY STARS I THINK HUMANITY’S IDIOM THAT WOULD MAKE THE MOST SENSE IS THAT I’M HAVING AN ANEURYSM”

“What’d I tell you, guys? Greater love has no one than this, to give up their life for their friends?”

“*SCREECHING*”

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YOU GUYSSS

remember that whole thing that one night when lili was posting memes from reddit and we were all speculating that she might have been with cole, considering he is the reddit master. then there’s the whole thing about the laptop types and stuff. 

cole’s recent story just confirmed this for me. in the reflection you can see his laptop, and guess what it is… a 15 INCH MACBOOK PRO HARHARHAR

yo I know this is kind of old news and we were all already confident they were together that night but I’m just hella excited

Birthday Girl

Dan x reader

Request- Anon:  Can you write a smut were dan gets the reader something special for their birth day, like a sex toy or something kinky idk, and they play around with it please and thank you

Warnings- smut, swearing

sorry that i took forever to write this, dear anon. Sorry it’s bad lol

request more things guysss

~unedited~

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You open your eyes and you’re greeted with (your boyfriend) Dan’s peaceful face. You yawn and adjust your position slightly, the movement causing Dan’s sleepy eyes to flutter open.

“Happy birthday, y/n.” Dan mumbles whilst pulling you into his chest.

It’s nice to know his first thoughts of the day were about you.

You move closer to him and tuck your head into the crook of his neck. A comfortable silence settles over the room once again before three knocks erupt from the door.

“Yep.” You yell, moving to sit up, Dan coming up with you.

“Happy Birthday, y/n!” Phil tells you enthusiastically, a smile covering his face and a tray of breakfast in his hands.

“Thanks Phil!” You reply, smiling as well.

He sets the tray on your lap and steps towards the door.

“Got any plans today?” He asks.

“Well, my mum wants to see me, but that’s it.” You tell him. He nods and points a thumb behind him to the lounge.

“So do you both want to watch a movie later?“

Both you and Dan nod, Phil smiles and leaves the room, shutting the door behind him. You look down at your food and start to eat. Dan attempts to take sneaky bites of your pancakes, but fails. It just results to you feeding him and spilling syrup down his chin which you both laughed at.

“So, I have a few presents for you.” Dan starts, a cheeky smirk painting itself onto his face. “You get two now, and the others tonight.” You nod and set the empty tray on the bedside table.

“Also I’m taking you to dinner.” He says as he gets out of bed and makes his way to his wardrobe.

“Dan this is very unnecessary.” You tell him. You loved when Dan was cheeses, but dinner with him usually ended up with him teasing you.

“I know, but the second present you are getting is for me as well.” He admits, “And dinner goes with it.”

You sigh and shake your head, causing him to laugh as he returns to you with a small black paper bag. He pulls out a small wrapped box and hands it to you. You tear the paper back and open the box.

“Oh my God, Dan.” You gasp, taking the bracelet from the box and attaching it around your wrist. It was black material braided in a pretty way that attached with a silver clasp that had rainbow edges. “Thank you so much it’s amazing.”

Dan knew you don’t like fancy jewelry as the just make you anxious and afraid you would break them. So this was a perfect middle.

“No problem, princess.” He replies, kissing your temple. “Now for your second present, I need you to lay down and close your eyes.”

You do as he says and feel him take the duvet off of your legs and hear him take something from the black paper bag. You feel him hovering over you and move your shorts and panties down your legs. He spreads your legs and runs a finger over folds before pushing into you, causing you to moan. He covers your lips with his and kisses you roughly, making your more and more aroused as he adds another finger, then another. He thrusted his fingers at a quick pace, bringing you to the edge before removing his fingers from you. You whine into the kiss and open your eyes.

“Eyes closed, love.” Dan tells you and you sigh, closing your eyes. You feel something cold press against you, an odd contrast to your burning core. Dan pushes the vibrator into you and pulls your panties and shorts back up your legs.

“Alright y/n, time to get ready.” Dan says, ignoring that he just put a vibrator inside you.

“Dan the fuck is this?” You ask, moving your hips into the bed and moaning as the device moves inside you.

“Don’t wear anything to fancy, the restaurant we are eating at later isn’t bad. I know you don’t like extravagant places.” He says, turning to you. “But, you have to wear a skirt or shorts and no panties.” He tells you.

“Why should I listen to-” You moan loudly as the device inside you starts vibrating at an high rate, stopping after a few seconds.

“That’s why. Do as I say and you won’t be teased as much today. But if you disobey me… He moves closer to you, pulling you off of the bed and close to his tall frame. “You won’t like the consequences, princess.” He moves away from you and starts to his wardrobe, pulling on some skinny jeans and a black t-shirt. You groan and move to get dressed. As Dan moves to the door, he turns the vibrator back on at the lowest setting, causing you to stop in your tracks and bite your lip to hold in a quiet moan. You turn to look at Dan, expecting him to turn it off again, but you are met with a smirk.

“And remember my rules. You don’t get to cum unless I say so.” He smiles at you and leaves the room. The hum of the vibrator sending small waves of pleasure through you as you feel it start to go faster.

You finish getting ready and head to the lounge where you are met with Dan and Phil on the couch with your favourite movie waiting to be played. You sit down next to Dan, but as you sit the toy was pushed in further a bit, causing a quiet moan to escape your mouth that Phil thankfully didn’t hear. Dan, however, did. He looks over at you, pulls you into his side with an arm around your shoulders, and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out a small remote and turns of the toy, pushing the remote back into his pocket.

The movie was, to your enjoyment, completely voided of teasing from Dan. You managed to stay in the same position, not moving much at all as to minimize the chance of the device moving inside you.

After the movie, You and Dan leave to your mum’s to visit her, making it there with little teasing. Dan knows from experience not to try anything around your family, so nothing happened. It was a good day so far, but once 5 p.m.

Dinner was filled with Dan turning the vibrator all the up and making you order food for yourself. It was Dan moving his hand up your thigh and pushing the vibrator into you until finally in the cab he turned it off.

You both enter your room when Dan tells you to sit on the bed before pulling out that black paper bag. He takes out a set of ropes, a gag, and a blindfold before pushing out back on the bed.

“Time the best present, birthday girl.”

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I can’t copy a link. I’m guessing it’s because it was actually an ad on my IG feed from my local CW provider/network thing. There’s also a clip of Jughead pulling Betty away from a locker, it looks like she was trying to grab something. There was also a really quick clip of someone with a gun. it looked like Alice…

YOU GUYSSSS

side note: ignore the captions! they’re from an voiceover of jughead from the promo we’ve all already seen

anonymous asked:

*sees great klance art* "I must visit this blog" *finds MORE amazing klance art* "wow I like this blog" *finds the link to the quality, not at trashy nsfw blog* "hmmm... okay~" *discovers that ALL art pieces are AMAZING* "hell yeah i think imma follow this blog" *stumbles across REALLY HIGH QUALITY AMAZING WARRIORS ART WITH OCs AND FANTASTIC CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS AND JUST FUCKING QUALITY BEAUTY MAJESTY FUCKKKK* *continues to scream incoherently* *thanks the stars for the existence of this blog*

:’))))

i forgot about my ocs!! but i will always be a warrior cat at heart ;w;

im glad youre happy from this! ^u^

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hellooooo guysss i am backk i’m so sorry for a long hiatus:( i have prepared some edits for y’all! i love BTS ynwa comeback it was so beautiful:)) anyways i hope you guys like this and don’t forget to follow meeeeee