YOU-DON'T-DARE-LIKE-THIS

anonymous asked:

OMG I LOVE U,WHENEVER I SEE HAMLAF FROM YOU I WOULD SCREAM LIKE I JUST BECAME A DINOSAUR can i have alex wearing a dress and a flower crown and lafayette with a nosebleed?I LOVE YOU SO MUCH U ARE MY JESUS

We need more cute boys in dresses!


also asdfghjkl thank you so much,you are so sweet-

  • Simon: If you're scared of the dark when you're falling asleep as a mundane, you can have a nightlight. But if you're a vampire, does that mean...
  • Raphael: What?
  • Simon: You can have a daydark?
  • Raphael: That is quite possibly the dumbest thing you've ever said. And you've said a lot of stupid things
  • Magnus: The word you're looking for is probably curtains, Simon
  • Simon: Oh, yeah! I think you're right!
  • Magnus: When am I not?
  • Raphael: Well, where should I start? Maybe back-
  • Magnus: Don't you dare
When Jungkook got them hickeys
  • BTS: ....
  • Jungkook: ..... sooo are we gonna-
  • BTS: nuh uh
  • Jungkook: ..... should I-
  • BTS: shut up
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Jungkook: ........
  • Jungkook: .......... im sorr-
  • BTS: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE YOUNGEST HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO OUR PRIDE
  • ~~~~~bonus~~~~~
  • Jungkook: Jimin don't you dare say something like that you were the on-
  • Jimin: I WAS BORN IN BUSAN FIRST SO YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY SHUT IT
  • BTS: ..... *suspiciously eye jimin*
  • Jimin: what y'all looking at
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I hope all of you receive just as much love today as you do most days!  And if you don’t, please tell yourself that you are worthy of oodles of love because you are!!

(…I regret making Bam’s, it makes me want to wrap him up in a ridiculously oversized scarf to protect him from this cruel world all the while wailing “NOOOOOO!!!”)

Kat always says that she’s straight with the exception of Adena and y'all still think that this is a good rep… and that’s all while being very transphobic. it’s annoying, it’s like lbp women don’t exist and it’s always just a one time thing, with the predatory, awful lesbians like Adena bringing them to the dark side

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry that I can't fill out, and return a job app in an hour's time. I'm sorry that I don't have references right and ready to put on said app. I'm sorry that I have severe anxiety over job hunting that prevents me from being a go-getter. I'm sorry that I'm not perfect, and that I apparently don't have my priorities in order. But I am NOT a good-for-nothing, lazy bum. While not great, I DO have a job already. Yes, I want a better one, but don't you dare act like I'm a lazy ne'er-do-well.

anonymous asked:

HC for your AU: Victor made the entire world melt when a journalist asked him "How did you happen to fall for heartless, ice-cold Yuuri Katsuki?" and he answered laughing, eyes sparkling "Heartless? You clearly don't know my Yuuri, he's so unbelievably easy to love" (and I like to think he also threatened said journalist, like "Don't you dare talk like that about my fiancée ever again or I'll rip your face off")

That’s so cute! Although, to the rest of the world, Yuuri doesn’t really come off as heartless. More incredibly reserved, mysterious and fiercely determined to win

  • LGBTQIA+ Anti-Moffat People: Steven Moffat is homophobic.
  • Moffat Supporters: EXUCSE YOU?!?!?!?! THAT IS HATE SPEECH!
  • LGBTQIA+ Anti-Moffat People: He literally said he made Canton gay because: "It’s not because it’s politically and morally correct. It’s right for Doctor Who, isn’t it? It’s cheeky and off-centered. And fun."
  • Moffat Supporters: STEVEN MOFFAT IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC, WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
  • LGBTQIA+ Anti-Moffat People: He did also say that bisexuals are too busy to watch TV. Sure, it was a "joke," but that doesn't make it less biphobic.
  • Moffat Supporters: OMG YOU ARE SO TOXIC. STEVEN MOFFAT IS A GREAT MAN. DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
  • LGBTQIA+ Anti-Moffat People: He also said that having an asexual character would not allow for the character to have drama, implying that they are less interesting than heterosexual characters.
  • Moffat Supporters: OMG HE DID NOT CALL ASEXUALS BORING.
  • LGBTQIA+ Anti-Moffat People: ...I didn't say that.
  • Moffat Supporters: YES YOU DID.
  • LGBTQIA+ Anti-Moffat People: Moving on... He also had the 'Fat One' and 'Skinny One' openly state how odd it is to be a gay Anglican couple in the 52nd century, despite previous depictions of the future in Doctor Who history depicting human society being more open about non-heterosexuality and moving away from heteronormativity, while also depicting late 19th century Britain as not being too homophobic.
  • Moffat Supporters: So what? You just want all the future characters to be gay then? And you want /more/ homophobia on the show? FUCK YOU.
HydraCap: a Timeline
  • Marvel: Steve is Hydra.
  • Fans: Ok, sure. I mean, its obviously the cosmic cube or some timeline fuckery but ok. I mean, the Nazi thing is kind of tasteless and that's still way OOC for Cap to...
  • Marvel: NO GUYS REALLY -- this isn't hype!! This is ACTUALLY Steve Rogers. Not mind control, not a clone. This is the Steve Rogers we know and love.
  • Fans: ..... ‪#‎SayNotoHYDRACap‬
  • Marvel: OMG YOU STUPID FANS FOR BEING ANGRY WE'RE DOING SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE. How dare you!! BAD FANS...learn to deal with it because this is the NEW STATUS QUO. This is really Steve and its not going to be resolved in a few issues. This will shake the universe for YEARS
  • Fans: *even more outcry*
  • Marvel: Lol, it was the cosmic cube all along
  • Fans: *outraged at being lied to*
  • Marvel: OMG FANS YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID FOR BELIEVING WE WOULD MAKE CAP HYDRA LOL
MM Characters Finding Out MC Self Harms
  • ⚠️TRIGGER WARNING!⚠️
  • Jumin: "He-hey, babe...what is this about?" *holds up a razor blade, dried blood visible*
  • MC: *suddenly against the wall, pinned tightly by Jumin* "I-I can ex-"
  • Jumin: *cuts MC off with a passionate kiss* "Don't do this. You have me and the RFA. Whatever you need, I can get it for you. I pro-prom-promise" *last sentence stuttering due to overflowing tears*
  • MC: "Jumin, I didn't mean it that way."
  • Jumin: *holding up MC's slashed wrists* "Oh, honey. Please, what can I do? Does it hurt when I put my lips here?"
  • MC: *slightly wincing* "No, it's nothing compared to the pain I've caused you."
  • Jumin: *holding MC tighter against wall* "Don't you dare say anything like that again. You have caused no one any pain but yourself. Tonight...tonight I want you to stay by my side and never leave me. Tomorrow, too. And the next day and the one after that. Until we both leave this world. Don't break this promise, okay."
  • MC: *nodding head against side of Jumin's neck, hugging him in return* "Forever. I promise."
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  • Jaehee: *opening front door, walking in on MC in a ball on the floor, burn marks over her body* "MC, how was your da--OH LORD! MC wake up!"
  • MC: *being softly shaken by Jaehee, then very violently* "Jaehee, don't be mad..."
  • Jaehee: "Dammit, why would I be mad? *sniff* you just scared *sniff* me. Where are these marks from? Did you do this? Are you okay?"
  • MC: *trying to sit up, arms too weak* "I did it myself. Please don't think of me differently, Jaehee. This isn't because of you."
  • Jaehee: *picking MC up and embracing her gently* "No, no. I don't want to ask any more. I want you to rest. I know you like tea, even though my speciality is coffee, I'll make a big mug of chamomile just for you."
  • MC: "God, Jaehee I love you so much."
  • Jaehee: "I worked not only as an assistant to one of the largest companies worldwide, but underneath Jumin Han. I understand how you feel when you do these things to yourself, MC. I-I'll be here next time. No. There won't be a next time, right?"
  • MC: "of...of course, Jaehee. I love you..."
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  • Zen: *opens shower curtain, bathroom extremely foggy* "Hmm...I didn't take that hot of a shower, why is it so damn misty in this room?"
  • MC: *almost inaudibly crying, hiding under a mound of soggy towels by front of bathroom*
  • Zen: "Hey, MC is that you laughing? Did you do something here? Is Seven there to record me tripping and cracking my skull open?"
  • MC: *drops pill bottle by accident, several small pills rattling on the tile floor* *MC is completely quiet*
  • Zen: "MC? Was that you? It's not funny. *steps onto a pill* Ow, what the hell? Are there pebbles in here? *picks up the small bead of medicine* ...MC?"
  • MC: *unresponsive and slumped over*
  • Zen: "Dammit! Where are you? This isn't funny! *quickly pulling pants on* *stumbles over pile of towels by door, exposing a tired looking MC* "There you are!"
  • MC: *knocked out cold*
  • Zen: "Hey...MC? Is it too hot in here? Are you groggy from the steam? MC!? *examines MC's green tinted face* "oh god oh god okay. Let me get you out of here." *picks up MC's limp body and carries into bedroom*
  • MC: *eyes finally opening after several minutes* *gasping for air* "Zen! What happened?"
  • Zen: *tears rolling down face* "Don't ever do that again? What's wrong with you? Do you hate yourself that much? What about our life together?!"
  • MC: *blankly sharing at Zen and crying hysterically* "I-I-I-I"
  • Zen: "I'm sorry. God! I didn't mean to yell. MC, you mean so much to me. Don't throw that away."
  • MC: "Zen...I won't. It's a deal."
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  • Yoosung: *removing headset and walking into bedroom* "Arghh! I can't believe I let that guild get away with killing off one of my favorite characters!"
  • MC: *hidden between the bed and the wall, trembling*
  • Yoosung: *undressing for bed, flinging clothing every which way* *t-shirt lands on MC's head*
  • MC: *lets out a quiet yelp*
  • Yoosung: "Ah! What was that noise?! The guild came out of the video game and is coming after me next! Wait, I have a baseba--MC? What are you doing here? How did you get in?"
  • MC: *eyes puffy and clogged with tears, face streaked with blood* "Yoosung...I didn't mean to cause any trouble. I needed a place tonight, I hope it's okay."
  • Yoosung: *crawling over bed to get to MC* "No...you've got blood all over you! MC?! What happened to you?!"
  • MC: "I just did a little bit of damage. That's all, Yoosung." *forcing self to smile*
  • Yoosung: *pulling MC up on the bed, setting her beside him* "Oh my god! Okay, okay calm down. Tell me everything, please..."
  • MC: *sighing slowly* "A knife."
  • Yoosung: "Did you do this to yourself? MC...why?"
  • MC: "Ye-yes. I did. I can't say why. It's just something I do...I understand if you want to push me away because of it..."
  • Yoosung: *pulls MC into lap, rubbing her partly bloody hair* "Don't even say that, MC. I don't need another Rika in my life. I don't want you to go like her, I just want you and all of you now. I don't care what you say or do, I'm not going to push you away."
  • MC: *looking down at feet, tears erupting and trembling in Yoosung's grasp* "Oh, Yoosung...I really appreciate it. Do...do you mind if I stay the night here? I can leave--"
  • Yoosung: *slings MC over back like a sack of sugar, carrying her to bathroom* "Here, I have some towels in this closet and for clothes...you can wear one of my shirts if you'd like."
  • MC: "Yoosung, this is really too much. You don't need to."
  • Yoosung: "No, MC. This is too little. I don't ever want to leave your side. I want to be right here forever. Do you mind if I just sit outside of the bathroom door to make sure you don't pass out? I-I can get some orange juice and cookies to replenish the vitamins you've lost..."
  • MC: *smiling bashfully* "I'd love that, Yoos--" *cuts of own sentence by kissing Yoosung on the cheek*
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  • 707: *opens new Chatroom with MC* "Heya babe, meow~~"
  • MC: *phone loudly buzzes in 707's bedroom*
  • 707: "What the hell? Was that MC's phone? How the hell'd she get in?"
  • MC: *disregards phone and goes back to picking at skin, pulling back the flaps of extra meat where she hasn't carved at yet*
  • 707: "Oh god...I know what she came here for hehe trying to test my God fearing values, I see." *face lighting up bright red*
  • MC: *wearing 707's old headphones making the everything around her silent*
  • 707: *flamboyantly busting open door and in a sing song voice* "MC! Are you there, my little sparkling star? Huh? Where is she? Where is my sexy surprise, har-umph. Wait a sec--MC?"
  • MC: puts down carving knife and begins to cry ever so softly, still unaware of surroundings with headphones on tight*
  • 707: *leans over to see what MC has been doing, holding in a loud gasp* "MC? Are you okay? What's going on? Hey! MC!"
  • MC: *feels headphones being pulled off* "What? Oh god, Seven, you scared me!"
  • 707: "I should say the same to you. What is this all about?" *pointing at knife and exposed flesh on MC's arms*
  • MC: *rolls down sleeves instantly, and immediately feeling a stinging sensation* "Ah! Dammit that burns...Seven. Can you sit right next to me for a minute?"
  • 707: "You don't even need to ask. MC...are things okay?"
  • MC: "707, why do we live alone? It's hard to be in that old apartment. Away from you."
  • 707: "MC, if I knew you felt that way I would have TrustFundKid fly some expensive jet over to fetch your things. Why don't you live--er I mean, you should stay for a while. Take your time."
  • MC: *looking down at the grey of her hoodie absorb the blood beneath it, turning into a dark and ugly maroon* "I would be fine with that, Sev--" *becomes dizzy and falls into Seven's arms*
  • 707: "Woah! MC! Let me grab you something..."
  • MC: "No, really it's fine. Let me sit here a little longer."
  • 707: "Why'd you do it?"
  • MC: "Why do you repel against me?"
  • *both dead silent*
  • 707: "I don't want to hurt you..."
  • MC: "Seven, that's crap. I'm the one hurting myself. So...please stay with me. Don't go away from now o--"
  • 707: "MC!? Dammit!" *picks MC up and holds her all the way to his most expensive car, driving off to hospital and steering with one hand on the wheel, the other around MC*
  • *at hospital*
  • 707: *pressing hand into MC's tightly, resting forehead on hers* "I'm right here. I'm not leaving."
I know it’s crazy cause I’m a white girl, but I actually don’t like pumpkin spice
— 

white woman, in Boulder

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