But the truth is, it’s not the idea, it’s never the idea, it’s always what you do with it.
—  Neil Gaiman
creek fic

craig: i hate everyone because im too fucking tall. *smokes ten cigarettes at the same time*

tweek: *nervously sips coffee from a thermos* craig don’t smoke!!! you’ll die!

craig: i can’t hear you on the account that i’m too fucking tall. i’m going to assume you just asked if you want to make out

*they make out*

token: stop it right now you horny simpletons!!!!!!

Horoscope #12:

My Immortal quote:


Taurus: “OK class fucking dismissed every1.” Proffesor Trevolry said and she let every1 go.

Gemini:  “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

Cancer: I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.

Leo: “STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.

Virgo: “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?”  

Libra: “Kill him or I shall kill him anyway!”

Scorpio: “Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?”  


Capricorn: We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep.

Aquarius: “You look fucking kawaii, bitch.”

Pisces: “That’s not a spell that’s an MCR song.” I corrected him wisely.

Star Wars TFA characters as My Immortal quotes

Rey: ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS
Finn: he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic
Poe: (hes bisezual).
Kylo Ren: He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic.
Phasma: I put up my middle finger at them.
Mitaka: Then he ran out crying
Snoke: His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.
Han: “Hi.” he said in a depressed way
Leia: Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed
Luke: “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Chewbacca: I grumbled in a sexy voice.
R2-D2: The next day I woke up in my bedroom
BB-8: “Oh all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.”

The Secret History: My Immortal edition

Richard : “Yah Satan told me abot you.” He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz.

Henry : If thou doth not kill him, then I shall kill him anyways!

Charles : He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic.

Camilla : OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly.

Francis : Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?

Bunny : “Hey Hedwig.” I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b.


  • you, simpleton peasant:are you a boy or a girl?
  • me, high born noble taught the art of war by my yeoman father:knight
Enlightenment becomes a grand separator upon this plane. Your brothers who you would consider to be limited and judgmental and in the midst of the decadence of life, do you know, beloveds, that in other dimensions, they are wizards, and you are the simpletons…. it all depends on which reality you desire to focus on within. But you are equal, all of you are, beloved masters. All of you have access to the same I Am. You are created of the same drop of love.
—  St. Germain - through Azena

I know this is far from relevant now


The thing about Shermie is that before ATOTS no one fucking knew he existed, and if we theorized on it, it was because it was the only other option besides grunkle4grandpa, and there still wasn’t any evidence of a third brother.

But no one fucking KNEW. Including but not limited to, people who were against g4g pre ATOTS.

So the moment Shermie appeared, those people immediately jumped on that, and desperately climbed the high horse to prove to g4gers: “HA! YOU SIMPLETONS WERE WRONG AND I KNEW IT!”

Like bitch before ATOTS you had no evidence against g4g but suddenly canon Shermie came out of the blue and you take credit for it??? The only people that theorized on Shermie were g4g because we KNEW that was the only other option.

also they used what Alex said as leverage and he’s lied plenty of times before about the show but I’ve gone over this before

Let me pull out these receipts for you haywired simpletons:

This is just some of the tweets from today. Keep in mind that JoMo and Persia White are human beings regardless of their fame. Imagine getting engaged and then have people go out of their way to insert themselves into your relationship. To have the audacity to remind you that you’re “better off with someone else.” Someone they don’t know. And then to rip into your significant other’s looks, life and their child

Now this is all lowkey for now. JoMo and Persia’s mentions are going to be a travesty come tomorrow morning. For those who don’t know - or insist on acting like they don’t know - this is nothing rare. People stay in their mentions attacking Persia.

Whether you wish to call it sexism (it is), racism (a lot ya’ll be looking real anti-black around the edges) or whatever -ism, the fact remains that an entire fanbase has taken it upon themselves to intrude on a real life relationship and degrade both individuals by intentionally degrading one of them. Is it a coincidence that majority of people can refer to JoMo by name but can only manage to call his fiance “Bonnie’s Mom”? 

And of course, no one is going to actually stand up and declare themselves racist. Majority of ya’ll who participate in this nonsense probably don’t even know you’re racist. You are. And if you’re not then there would be no need to declare your “color-blindness.”

“Like when people (my parents) ask what I’m going to study in college and I say, “English.” They say, “Oh. So you want to be a teacher?” And I want to cover my eyes and mouth with duct tape and pretend to be dead and done with it. No, you simpletons. I want to travel and write and live in a big city, and do cool things with my brain. This is not to disparage the fine and noble art of educating in any way. My English teachers have made me who I am today and I love them with a passion that surprises me. I just don’t want to be one.” 
― Arlaina TibenskyAnd Then Things Fall Apart