Dominate Me, Ma'am

This is for Acridpeach, who wanted to see our dear friend Negan dominated. I don’t really know anything about it but I decided to give it a go and did the best I could with my limited knowledge. Hope you guys like it.


Warnings: Some BD/SM, wax play, being tied up, blindfolds, gags, light flogging/whipping, swearing, smut, masturbation

Word Count: 9098

Sydney wasn’t dumb. She knew what it took to survive in the apocalypse. She knew that you had to have something that other people wanted, and you had to be the only who could provide it like they wanted.

It had been an inkling of an idea, a dull spark when she first reached the Sanctuary and saw how many people there were. As she started working for points under the Saviors’ ruler Negan, a man who loved control and power almost as much as he loved fucking, the idea had started to blossom into a flickering flame. She had suppressed it though.

She had been with several close friends when they found the Sanctuary and she didn’t want anything to get back to them, not when she had no cause to act on her idea.

However, once she saw how many points it took to survive here if the man in charge wasn’t feeling particularly generous, she had begun studying his subordinates. The idea grew as she started seeing the cracks in the relationships between Negan and his men, Negan’s men and their partners, and as she looked closer, the rest of the compound.

She had approached Simon first. It had been an odd conversation, telling him about what she had to offer the group.


He finds her out on the balcony. Jackie popped out for groceries to make for dinner, mumbling something about a shepherd’s pie long owed. They’re all quiet, subdued, in the wake of their return to the right universe. Jackie seems shell-shocked and on the edge of breaking and he thinks he’ll confine himself to the TARDIS tonight lest he overhear her crack. That seems too private a thing for the relationship they have.

 Rose retreated after she cried herself out and he let her, tinkering to keep himself busy, but when he emerged Jackie was leaving and she was nowhere to be seen. He made tea and went to look. The flat is small and it only took a moment to see her silhouetted by harsh street lamps

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I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #JurassicWorld press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I’m the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s). I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try!

BUt guys just do not think of Sam dropping hints all week about how: Oh yeah Dean you should totally take Cas to see a movie on Sunday, he’d like that. And don’t think about how Dean would scoff and roll his eyes but secretly check the movie times until Saturday morning after breakfast he manages to awkwardly ask Cas if he’d maybe like to possibly go see a movie tomorrow but it’s dumb you really don’t have to like only if you want really.

And Cas is super touched, and super excited, and he smiles real big and says of course, I’d be delighted to, Dean. And they both spend the day lowkey avoiding each other because ohmygod we’re going on a date tomorrow I need to prepare, so they spend Saturday and most of Sunday freaking out about what to wear and how to act until it’s finally time to leave and they’re not wearing anything different but suddenly that boring white t-shirt is gorgeous and holy shit has Cas always smelled this good?

And the movie is great, and they spend a lot of time just leaning against each other and kind of casually touching in the popcorn bag, and they have this moment where they might almost kiss in the Impala before driving home but the moment’s lost so they just head for the Bunker.

Except that when they get in, neither really want the night to end, so they putter around in the kitchen with coffee and watch a little bit of dumb TV and do some covert cuddling before time works against them and forces them to their respective beds. And Dean almost invites Cas to his, but the angel seems totally cool with sleeping in his own, and it’s scary and nerve-wracking to ask so he just leaves it.

But then he realizes he’s kind of walking Cas to his room. Which is, admittedly, right beside Dean’s but. Yeah. 

And Cas says I had a really nice time tonight. 

And Dean replies yeah me too.

And then they just kind of nod awkwardly to each other before going to sleep.

Which is bullshit, because really, Dean didn’t even say goodnight, or wish Cas a happy valentine’s day, and he maybe kind of really wanted to kiss him, so he opens the door–

…Only to find Castiel looking back at him, blue eyes wide and nervous and hand poised to knock.

So Dean says hi.

And Cas says hi and then I forgot something.



And then Cas kisses him. 

  • Will: Hey, Nico?
  • Nico: Yeah?
  • Will: Aku Cinta Kamu.
  • Nico: Uh...
  • Will: It means "I love you" in Indonesian. I think...
  • Nico: And why do you know that? I'm pretty sure you don't speak Indonesian...
  • Will: I don't. But I heard this guy say it to his boyfriend and I thought it was really cute and-
  • Magnus Bane: *appears in mass cloud of glitter* THATS MY LINE
  • Nico: Wha- Will, who's this?!
  • Will: It's the dude I-
  • Will: Your line? It's just "I love you" in a different language. You can't own a language!
  • Magnus: WANNA BET, HAL-
  • Alec: *runs in* Woah, Magnus, you can't-
  • Magnus: My darling Alexander, these issues don't concern you... *looks to will* THEY CONCERN THAT UNORIGINAL LINE-THEIF.
  • Will: *steps forward* Line thief? I WAS JUST-
  • Will: Wanna go, witch?
  • Nico: Will, don't-
  • Magnus: WITCH? OH NO YOU DIDNT! *sparks blue fire* COME AT ME, PRETTY BOY!
  • Alec: Magnus, you're over-
  • Will: *runs at Magnus*
  • Magnus: *runs at Will*
  • Nico: oh gods...
  • Alec: *approaches Nico* sorry about Magnus... He tends to overreact...
  • Nico: *watches as Will and Magnus fight* Ugh, tell me about it.

WURHGH I’m in a situation where I really, really need money like direly (when am I not well it’s just reached new heights h ah  sobs), and so if anyone would commission me, it would really help! This money will go to help cover my living expenses that does not yet include money for food.

It is purely to help keep a roof over my head, have water and electricity.

The files that you receive will be much larger. Yeah ok the price between a headshot and fully body might sound dumb but the style is really time consuming v___v!

If you are unable to commission me, even a signal boost would really be appreciated! Thank you for your time!

If you’re interested, please send a message to my email (which is also my paypal email btw!)

Angry Girl Feels

First I’m told I’m “casual” and “female”. Together. You know, a “casual female viewer”. But then I’m told I’m “entitled” and taking my shit waaaaaaay too seriously because I’m having feels and opinions and shit. THEN I’m told I should buy this:

Oh! Hey! Look! It’s that guy you like gib us monies pleeze.

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF FUCKING BEING TOLD I’M FUCKING FEELING IN A FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE MANNER THAT OTHERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO MANIPULATE! Oh, you women. You just like shiny things. You don’t actually MEAN it when you say you love something. Oh, you women. You’re so emotional. You don’t really know how the real world works when you respond with alllllllll that dramaaaaaaaa. Oh, you women. You’re dumb as shit and will swallow anything we shove in your mouth that looks sweet.

I’m sorry. C’mere. No. Closer. No… even closer. Get in realllllll good…. FUCK YOU!

This deserves a much longer post over on my blog, but for tumblr I’ll be brief. I just want to say, do not confuse reserve for apathy and do not confuse passion with stupidity. Do not tell me I don’t have the right to want what I want, even for things that only exist in my mind. The FEELINGS are real and will not be discounted.

I am not a victim of these feelings. They are my strength. They are my fuel. They drive me and will send me further and faster than all of your logic and reasoning. Because thinking comes from the brain and the brain is mortal and finite. All that shit will die. My passion comes from my heart and the moment I allow it to be, it is infinite. You cannot stop it. You cannot contain it. And you CANNOT TELL ME I AM WRONG.

I shall extend the same courtesy to those who disagree with me. Even if our THOUGHTS conflict, I shall remember the passion burns with the same intensity.

OR big feelings scare you and you don’t understand them. Then they SHOULD scare you. Because I am being kind and reserved in my reactions to you stealing our fucking shirt that has come from literally HUNDREDS of passionate hearts to try and make a goddamn buck. don’t buy counterfeit. 


Here’s all you really need to know about today; if you’re fat, dumb, sexual, and a guy, you’re okay. If you’re a girl, not so much.

“Just drink this down,” I said to Aaron, reaching into the backseat with the coconut water I’d spiked.  "It’s coconut water, it’s more hydrating than Gatorade.“

"Good, I hate Gatorade,” Aaron said, yawning.

“Really?” I said, “I’m surprised.  Most guys love it.  But then again most guys are also hairy, sweaty, muscle-obsessed horndogs who wear tank tops and are obsessed with their cocks.”

“I am not like that, Jon, and you know it,” Aaron said.  "I didn’t even want to work out today, you know I think it’s dumb.“  It was true, it had been hard to even get him to wear a tank top.

"I think that’s about to change, dumbass,” I said, turning around with a mischievous smile on my face.  Did you finish that bottle of water yet?

“Yeah,” Aaron said, scratching absently at his chest.  "Yeah?“ he said again, sounding confused.  "Aww, I’ve gotta flex” he suddenly said, and as he did I could hear the cracking of muscle as he started to swell up.  Aaron’s eyes were wild, but he couldn’t stop flexing as his biceps started to swell with serious muscle and he started to take on a more masculine expression.  Hair was starting to spout up in his pits as he held a flex.  He was staring straight at me in a flushed panic, and soon it was sprouting in the center of his chest as well, rapidly spreading outwards and across his torso.  "What’s happening,“ he managed to get out as he let his inflating arms collapse to his sides for a moment, but a few seconds later he already felt the compulsion to flex again.  His biceps mounded up even harder, his shoulders broadened, and I could see hair starting to sprout up towards his collarbone.  He had started getting stubble on his face just before his chest started to loose its smoothness, but by now he was already sporting almost a full beard.  "FUCK!” he yelled out in a voice that had dropped by a full octave, going unwillingly into another hard flex.  "What the fuck man!“ he said, panting, as the changes slowed down to a stop.  I could tell from the bulge in his pants that he wasn’t as entirely upset as he sounded.

"Flex for me, fucker.  Maybe you’ll get to let that bone out if you do.”

“What the… yeah, I’ll flex for you, you dick.  I don’t know what was in that shit, and you should have asked me.  Though holy shit, look at my chest, man.  Holy fuck, I feel cocky or something.  I gotta get this dick sucked man, I feel so horny for no reason.”

“It’s in the water, you fuck,” I said, leaning back and grabbing his hairy chin with one hand and learning in so we could wrestle our tongues in the backseat.


3,000 FOLLOWERS! Woohoo!!

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  • Woman: I am so in love with my guy friend, but he doesn't feel the same way. It's really depressing...
  • Society: Oh boohoo. Get over it. You're being so over dramatic. There are plenty of fish in the sea!!
  • Man: I am so in love with this girl who's my friend but she doesn't feel the same way about me. I was so good to her, why can't she see that?
  • Society: Wow she sounds like a heartless harpy! You don't deserve to be in the friend zone! You're so great and she's a dumb bitch.
  • POC: I honestly don't feel safe because the police seem to deliberately prey on people like me. I'm stopped and searched on no grounds, I'm treated brutally, and I'm--
  • Society: Yeah, yeah. Y'all always pull the race card. We live in a post racial society, okay?
  • White person: Oh my god I was called a cracker and people on the Internet make discriminatory jokes against my ENTIRE RACE.
I am not doing Soriel day

I am tired, guys.

Really tired.

Some things happened, people were jerks, and I have to deal with lots and lots of messages that are not nice. I am tired of repeating stuff, and I am tired of saying things that are actually on my blog and that you could go see if you actually cared a little bit.

Today was not a good day, and sorry if I replied to you and I was cranky. I’m just tired.

And I swear if I see another dumb ask I’m gonna throw myself off a window.

So yeah I am not doing Soriel because I don’t feel like it.

Let’s see if tomorrow I do anything at all.

I got so many ppl telling me “BUT ITS AN ADVERT TO MAKE YOU LOOK 58!!”

you get that’s a really specific number, right.

And that fandom (well after this episode was finished) figured out the math to say Stan was 58 a while ago right.

And that that’s the joke.

The joke is that Stan didn’t age well. He literally wants to look his age.


Because that’s how old he is.



another really dumb feanor comic I did today

I was working on a drawing of finwe and his hair is stupid long so I figured it be a High Elf thing of growing ur hair like down to the floor long especially for royalty but most of u have seen my feanor before and know his hair is pretty short compared to others.

So this stupid scenario popped in my head OTL

Submitted (anonymous) story: Why ace and bi erasure is damaging

when i was younger, up until probably late 2014 (16 and a half) i didnt know that there was a difference in romantic orientation and sexual orientation, or the idea of asexuality for that matter, or anything of the sort. (when someone first mentioned asexuality in reference to my sexual preference i told them that i wasnt a plant. lol) so i figured there were probably some biromantic aces out there or even just the average old ace who could maybe relate to this anecdote

fun story…

when i was a pre-teen i dated a girl because i was kinda dumb then and thought that you could change sexualities if you wanted to (ex: “i really like guys and am straight but hey! who said i cant date this girl, i could probably learn to be bi”), and it all went okay until things started getting sexual - the start of hormones, people wanting to discover bodies, sexting was the big thing then. my “girlfriend” (it was middle school) wanted to sext and all that jazz, but the idea of being intimate with someone in a sexual manner on phone, let alone in person, gave me this gut-gnawing, repulsed feeling. that feeling would follow me up into my teens and wouldn’t be recognized as regular sex-repulsion until later.

anyway, eventually we broke up because i confessed to her that - surprise, im not bi - since i never experienced sexual attraction towards females. at that age i thought being straight, gay, bi, and everything else in between referred to your sexual attraction as well as romantic, and struggled with the idea that i could have crushes on both girls and guys while still not being sexually attracted to girls. it got ugly really fast, a lot of heart breaking between me and her, and eventually some distancing.

long story short it took me a really long time, and a lot of confusion/dismay over my undesignated biromanticsm, for me to recognize it for what it was. i had troubles with guys because we’d flirt and be romantic, but i’d become repulsed and distancing once they grew intimate interests. i had troubles with girls because there were some i crushed hard on, but forced myself to stay away from because of this sexual-normative box i had enclapsed myself into. i had it engrained in my mind that i was straight, and i’d find the right guy some day, and that i should just steer away from relationships with girls because it’ll end in (their) heartache over (their) lack of sex appeal.

and that’s why acerasure, bierasure, and the belittling of romantic orientations are important to learn about i think. because for a while, i thought there was something wrong with me for falling in love with people i’d never do-the-do with. i thought i needed to stay away from guys and girls because i’d lead them on, or they’d get the wrong idea. i thought i was just an overzealous flirt, and constantly had to justify my romantic feelings for both girls AND guys because i never thought they were legitimized

this goes out to all the biromantic asexuals, to all the aces and aros out there. you’re not alone. it’s overwhelming how many people out there are exactly the same, and experience such similar things. it’s very humbling and comforting to know that. and thats why im sharing this with you guys!

thanks for sharing ur stories with me so that i could feel less alone

The signs as things I hear at work
  • Aries: "I'm gonna train my mouth to open wider!" *open mouth as wide as it can*
  • Taurus: "no homo... But you have a really nice ass Nolan"
  • Gemini: "why does Christian still work here?" "Because he's dumb and easy to mess with"
  • Leo: "I'm the biggest narcissist!" "Oh hell no, I am because I am way better!"
  • Virgo: "When I first met you I thought you were college kid in your emo phase." *other guy walks in* "I wouldn't even give him enough credit to be a college kid"
  • Libra: "AJ you can be the Meme Ambassador"
  • Scorpio: "Rene is the only cool person here I hate the rest of you."
  • Sagittarius: "So if your name is Craig is your real name Craiggory?"
  • Capricorn: *gets out wine glass* pour me some bleach please.
  • Aquarius: "I wish there was a goat running around in here."
  • Pisces: "Did you just say foreskin?" "No! I said forest gay."

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Lev :THIS happened…. once….or…twice….. maybe…. maybe not….”

Thanks to gintama’s faces, haha, i laughed so hard.(灬º 艸º灬) forgive me

And thank you anon for loving my blog ! o////o i really appreciate! I am really sorry for the late reply! Oh yes, i’m going to post a BONUS soon! of this ask. Hope you will enjoy it too!

In case you needed a hug today, here’s one from Dipper and Mabel :)

Stay strong guys! And never forget about love and how it always wins over hate.

Now, guys. I am not really too good at English to do this kind of stuff, but I really want to. I fucking want my guts out to do this. And it is almost finished btw. So wish me luck and wait for some short church AU. So, thank you guys for the answer. A shout out for @maxkennedy24 for this gorgeous pic: ‘THANK YOU(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) for dis incredible piece of hartwin and aesthetics!💜💜💜💜💜 Sorry if it appears dumb or boring anyway(I mean the story)