YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH JOY THIS BRINGS ME

blakwall asked:

MODERN BAGGINSHIELD AU WHERE THORINS PLAYING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S AND BILBOS SITTING NEXT TO HIM JUST WATCHING AND READING AND THORINS ONLY ON THE SECOND NIGHT WHEN THAT FOXY PIECE OF SHIT JUMPS INTO HIS OFFICE AND MAKES THAT STUPID ASS SCREAMING NOISE AND THORIN SCREAMS AND JUMPS AND NEARLY THROWS OVER THE KEYBOARD W HOW VIOLENTLY HE MOVED AND BILBO DIDNT EVEN SEE IT HE HAS THAT BOOK W HIM AND HE WAS READING AND HES JUST SO CONFUSED AND THORINS CRYING

THIS IS THE BEST HEADCANON YOU’VE EVER TOLD ME I’M CRYING

anonymous asked:

No one wants to listen to your goddamn baby scream during their class. Get a fucking sitter or find a daycare. A university classroom is no place for a baby.

Okay take a seat bitch. First and foremost, you don’t have any remote understanding of how difficult it is to be a mother while simultaneously trying to get a college education. The mother tried to get a sitter or daycare, but she couldn’t. Meaning, her only option was to bring her child to class, unless of course you’re suggesting she should have left an infant alone in a college dorm room, in which case you’re even dumber than I thought. Secondly, nobody fucking said a university classroom was a place for a baby. BUT, considering the extreme circumstances, the mother made the best out of her situation, and luckily for her the professor helped her through that very difficult time. I mean honestly, are you naive enough to suggest that the mother merely brought her child to class because she wanted to? I mean seriously, get some perspective before you come into my inbox, several days later, as an anonymous, making illogical rants about concepts you clearly do not understand.