(Hey guys I’m back!!! How’s everyone doing? I hope you enjoy this b/c I plan to become Kaldur Trash once I open requests again very soon!)
He does and it’s absolutely wonderful - whether or not he’s taller than you he loves to wrap you in his arms and kiss everywhere he can and call you cute names like “my love” and “beautiful one”. It leaves your head spinning every damn time.
Gets jealous the most
You do and he absolutely loves it, though he’d never say that out loud. It goes without saying that he’s absolutely loyal and the idea of cheating is unthinkable to him - and you know that. It’s just everyone with functional eyes can see how gorgeous he is and it kinda bugs you - so you make sure you’re holding his hand when you’re in public.
Picks the other up
from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
It would not be a good idea for him to drink, considering his system is wired differently - alcohol is probably deadly toxic to him. And you really don’t want to look like a sloppy fool in front of this wonderful guy, so you limit your drinking to ‘buzzed.’ and nobody has to pick anybody up.
Takes care of on sick
You do! Ok so you know how when you move somewhere you get a bunch of new sicknesses all in sequence while your immunity adjusts? That happens to Kaldur when he moves to the surface, and he’s sick on and off for the better part of a year. He wants to be that guy that insists he’s fine and carries on regardless but wow, he’s really sick and he can’t bring himself to move. He’s very grateful that you stay with him and says you don’t have to - but he wants you to stay.
Drags the other
person out into the water on beach day
Lmao do you even have to ask. It’s him. Even if you’re a little afraid of drowning (maybe especially then) he’d promise that he won’t let that happen and that if worst comes to worst, he can breathe for you with your mouth on his.
He completely adores back massages and it doesn’t take much for you to notice he needs one - he’ll be walking around with his shoulders hunched up in pain, wincing and groaning a bit. And then you start with the massaging and he’s all surprised? “How did you know?”
He has neither a valid drivers’ license nor the desire to obtain one - he thinks the traffic laws on the Surface are dangerous and confusing and so he lets you drive when you go places together.
Brings the other
lunch at work
You do - and you try to make it something new every time so he can figure out what surface foods he likes best. So far macaroni and cheese has been a smashing success.
Has the better
His parents are awesome (except for Manta that is) - He has the beautiuful Sha’laina for a mother, an amazing stepfather, and two literal superheros (aquaman and queen mera) for mentors. So.
You. Totally you. He thinks it’s adorable, though, so it’s a win-win. And you don’t even need to be that drunk to be a bad dancer!
Still cries watching
Honestly neither of you care about the movie’s main plot - just the third-class passengers who weren’t allowed on the lifeboats, because that actually happened.
Firmly believes in
You do! He’s perfectly willing to sit still and let you dress him up, though - he finds it strangely relaxing to have you paint his face and kinda likes the way it looks when you’re done.
Breaks the expensive
gift rule during Christmas
Technically it’s you - technically, because you spent more than you were supposed to, but in terms of actual worth, the gift he bought for you in Atlantis is actually worth a lot more.
Makes the other eat
Well he’d definitely make sure you stay hydrated! But besides that he really loves it when you make food for him, so making breakfast is sort of a tradition for you.
You do - it’s acutally a bit ridiculous how many you remember. He’s down for celebrating the big ones with you (like your Actual Anniversary) but will just smile and roll his eyes if you bring up “It’s been a month since we had that one croissant together!1! *Heart Eyes*
Brings up having kids
None of you is exactly sure whether it’s possible, but I think he’d make an awesome dad and would be definitely down for trying - because what’s better than cute hybrid babies who can maybe breathe underwater? If they can then you can send the baby to their grandmother in Atlantis for weekends.
Jaime Reyes: I have to find a way to fully controll the Scarab so I don't kill off my friends and start the Reach Apocalypse
Jaime Reyes to Jaime Reyes: no stick with the Impulse and flirt with him
Khaji Da: *face palms*