YJ-meme

anonymous asked:

Hi! I was wondering if you could do Bluepulse for the ship thing? :)

Of course my friend. :) 

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

Its always Jaime, Jaime is always focused on something dumb that Bart is probably saying, and it just happens, it happens to the best of us.

  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside

Bart would probably do this. Its just an “in the moment” thing when he remembers how loved he is by Jaime. 

  • Who starts the tickle fights

The tickle fights are started by Bart. All the time, no question asked. Jaime gets tense sometimes, and tickle fights are just Bart’s way of cheering Jaime up

  • Who starts the pillow fights

Jaime does it. Its when the stakes are switched; instead Bart is tense, and Jaime has to cheer him up, I mean, who doesn’t cheer up their S/O with a pillow to the face? 

  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

It just depends on who falls asleep first. If Jaime falls asleep, Bart just stares at him with love. Its like every time he looks at Jaime while he is sleeping, he just gets reminded how far he has come, from being enslaved by the love of his current life, to saving him. Its all so much, and when Bart looks at Jaime, he can’t help but smile. 

When Bart falls asleep first, Jaime has to smile, as Bart is extremely adorable as he sleeps. He just gets reminded that, “Hey, this is the guy who traveled back in time to save you. Hey, this is the guy who supported you through all your hard times.” 

  • Who mistakes salt for sugar

Jaime does this regularly. Don’t blame him alright, some days you just wake up and you feel dead inside so you don’t really care about those small white grains you put into your coffee. On those dead inside days, Bart is always there for comfort and hugs. Lots of them. 

  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

Both of them are probably up at that time. Jaime just groans as microwave beeps, but Bart is fast enough to open the microwave before all 3 beeps. 

  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

Bart steals them from Wally. They usually don’t work, but who really gives a shit. 

  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

Neither of them. They would say, “What is this…’Arrange’…you speak of?” I mean have you seen Jaime’s room? Have you seen Bart? 

  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

Like his older counterpart, Bart also licks the spoon clean. But don’t worry, Jaime licks the bowl. 

  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

I see Bart doing this. The reason being he just thinks candles are a luxury, and the small flame is just so damn pretty. 

  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

This, again, is a very Bart thing. I mean he sees the pen, and he sees Jaime. He likes to cover his arm in tiny drawings, which are usually terrible. 

  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

After Wally’s death (cries in 67 different languages) Bart kind of just, take iot upon himself to collect souvenirs.

  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

Who has time for magazines?

  • Green Arrow: *loses the fam in a crowd*
  • Green Arrow: well shit
  • Green Arrow: *shouting* OLIVER QUEEN IS A USELESS SUPERHERO AND A HORRIBLE MENTOR AND BOYFRIEND
  • Artemis: *immediatly backflips to a higher position* SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE
  • Red Arrow: *begins punching bystanders* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
  • Black Canary: *screams the crowd to deafness*
  • Speedy: Eh he's got a point
Young Justice Starters (Part 1)
  • “ Why isn’t anyone ever just whelmed? “
  • “ He is not whelmed. Not whelmed at all. “
  • “ Mm, that boy. “
  • “ He hacked the motion sensors! “
  • “ I hacked the motion sensors. “
  • “ I feel naked… and not in a fun way. ”
  • “ Pass. Batcave’s crowded enough. “
  • “ I know it’s hard, but try to stay whelmed. “
  • “ Get traught or get dead. “
  • “ That’s it. All four are dead. “
  • “ This way…. or not. “
  • “ Quit touching yourself! “
  • “ By the way, worst death trap ever. “
  • “ You seem distraught. “
  • “ He probably wants me to kill you. “
  • “ What else aren’t they telling us? “
  • “ If you’re going, I’m going. “
  • “ Quit staring. You’re creeping me out. “
  • “ Get on board or get out of the way. “
  • “ Is it wrong that I think I’m hot? “
  • “ I know you hate getting your hands dirty. “
  • “ I am plagued by mosquitoes! “
  • “ This is a waste of my time. “
  • “ I hate monkeys. “
  • “ Definitely a disaster. Heavy on the ‘dis.' “
  • “ He can hear you. We can all hear you. “
  • “ Where I come from, that’s how you survive. “
  • “ I can hear you glaring. “
  • “ WHO PUT ME IN THIS? “
  • “ So I’m your ‘ninja boyfriend’, huh? “
  • “ Your money has blood on it, and I’m not here to make a buck. “
  • “ I may… possibly… be in over my head. “
  • “ We need to keep this family from falling apart. “
  • “ I’d let you go with me, but you’d slow me down. “
  • “ In this family, it’s every girl for herself. “
  • “ Um, did I miss the part where you actually SAID what the plan was? “
  • “ Nearly drowning two nights in a row is way less fun than it sounds. “
  • “ No way I’m nearly drowning 3 missions in a row! ”
  • “ Two words: gorilla lice. “
  • “ I can’t tell. Not if you kidnap me. “
  • “ Be as chalant as you like. “
  • “ I recommend you stay behind. “
  • “ So what are we waiting for? A theme song? “
  • “ You knew. You knew from the beginning why we were really here. “
Young Justice Starters (Part 2)
  • “ Trauma tends to linger, as I know you know, my friend. “
  • “ You won’t tell them! You can’t! “
  • “ It appears I must withdraw my resignation. “
  • “ There’s a time to go in strong and a time to go in smart. “
  • “ I finally become leader and wind up sending all my friends to their deaths. “
  • “ I know I did what I had to do, but I hated it. “
  • “ Kill the boy and his little dog too. “
  • “ Everyone I care about dead or traumatized, and I’m happy. “
  • “ They had it coming! No harm done. “
  • “ Secrets don’t stay buried obviously. It’s better to bring them into the light. “
  • “ I know it’s hard, but try to stay whelmed. “
  • “ Do I really have to bring you nachos and pineapple juice to get on your good side? “
  • “ She gave herself up for nothing. “
  • “ Remember, I love you. “
  • “ Oh, my favorite breakfast! Heaping piles of everything. ”
  • “ Let’s dig a little deeper, find out what you’re really afraid of, hmm? “
  • “ I don’t see how we can trust you anymore. “
  • “ Love you? I can’t even look at you. “
  • “ Figured you don’t want my help in the kitchen. Remember the last time? “
  • “ Did you see the look on his face? “ 
  • “ I won’t stay where I’m not wanted. “ 
  • “ Don’t get pouty. I invented pouty. “
  • “ We wouldn’t want to upset your mother. “
  • “ You’ll never be one of them. “ 
  • “ I didn’t want my best pal questioning my objectivity. “ 
  • “ Way to keep a secret, genius. “
  • “ I don’t actually want you dead. “
  • “ It’s not how it looks. “
  • “ Hey, disaster averted. Feeling the aster. “
  • “ I"m just the appetizer, remember? “
  • “ Don’t blow our cover! “
  • “ You don’t know me at all! “
  • “ I know you do want to do anything you’ll regret. “