• Namjoon, drunk: Are you a cactus?
  • Seokjin: What?
  • Namjoon: because I want to pat you
  • Seokjin: ...how often do you have urges to pat cacti?
  • Namjoon: It's just that I feel like no one touches them because they're put off by the spikes and that must be a sad life. They're just an outer wall of defence and inside the cactus is just like us, I'm willing to push past that defence to get to them, y'know? Anything to make them feel better
  • Seokjin, blinking slowly: ...definitely, darling. I think it's time we go home now

So.. This eye-sore is totally @pyroinquisitor’s fault, so here you have SharkBoy and LavaGirl xD also tagging @awintersrose since she got me into this hot power couple 💜 love ya both 😚 hope you like it!

anonymous asked:

Would u be in a polygamous relationship with Mulder and Scully?

Hell the FUCK no. Those two are messy as hell when it comes to matters of the heart. 

But would I have a threesome with them? In which they’re both bossing me around? And using me to pleasure and excite each other?